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(Jayski)   At Talladega this weekend, NASCAR driver Kurt Bush will drive Ricky Bobby's "ME" scheme from Talladega Nights. LGT photos of car   (jayski.com) divider line 118
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2012-05-04 10:03:33 PM
Di Atribe: tin_man: Di Atribe: NASCAR isn't my favorite thing ever, but sweet baby Jesus, I love that movie. Therefore, this is awesome.

Easy

You gonna show me how NASCAR works, baby? You gonna explain all those vroom vrooms? I bet you can turn right, can't you?


I would totally put you on the hood of my race car.
 
2012-05-04 10:10:14 PM
tin_man: I would totally put you on the hood of my race car.

I'd drive your stick shift all..... weekend..... long.....
 
2012-05-04 10:23:16 PM
Di Atribe: tin_man: I would totally put you on the hood of my race car.

I'd drive your stick shift all..... weekend..... long.....


I'm afraid you might start getting a little loose on the long runs.
 
jht [TotalFark]
2012-05-04 10:53:37 PM
Win or lose, Kurt is full of Win this weekend. Awesome.

I want to hate Kurt so bad for all the dickish things he does, but then he pulls things like this out and wins me over again. Go Ricky Bobby!
 
2012-05-04 10:55:00 PM
tin_man: Di Atribe: tin_man: I would totally put you on the hood of my race car.

I'd drive your stick shift all..... weekend..... long.....

I'm afraid you might start getting a little loose on the long runs.


Don't worry. I'll secure your lug nuts. Real good.
 
2012-05-04 11:09:09 PM
Di Atribe: tin_man: Di Atribe: tin_man: I would totally put you on the hood of my race car.

I'd drive your stick shift all..... weekend..... long.....

I'm afraid you might start getting a little loose on the long runs.

Don't worry. I'll secure your lug nuts. Real good.


Something tells me you're a few laps to the good.
 
2012-05-05 11:41:40 AM
WhoIsWillo: Jensaarai: The Bourdais situation is a mess. He bailed, was mediocre in F1, and came back to find the road-course-only Champ car series absorbed by Indycar. Because he was gone during that critical time, he's pretty much farked. Drives the hell out of an underpowered car in the heaviest road course season of a mixed Indycar series possible.

Even if he was in quality stuff, I don't think he'd have anything for Will Power this season. He's going to win the title by races this year, I feel.


His races wins will be in the double digits.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-05 01:21:03 PM
I submitted a thread, but in the likely event it goes red... Seekrit Nationwide series thread?
 
2012-05-05 03:33:00 PM
Jensaarai: I submitted a thread, but in the likely event it goes red... Seekrit Nationwide series thread?

YES!
 
2012-05-05 03:57:04 PM
I like how Buescher suddenly gets respect after that Daytona win.

I have to say I'm rooting for the Wallace bros.
 
2012-05-05 04:00:14 PM
Jensaarai: I like how Buescher suddenly gets respect after that Daytona win.

Yeah. The rookie wins one race, mostly just by being in the right place at the right time, and now he's "the driver to watch." Seriously?

My daughter is a manager for Dollar General, so I'm pulling for Logano today.
 
2012-05-05 04:04:20 PM
catastrophe averted: Jensaarai: I like how Buescher suddenly gets respect after that Daytona win.

Yeah. The rookie wins one race, mostly just by being in the right place at the right time, and now he's "the driver to watch." Seriously?

My daughter is a manager for Dollar General, so I'm pulling for Logano today.


Well, I think it's a combo thing. The guy did finish top 3 in the truck series points last season, despite not pulling off a win. It was odd that he got his first one in a different series through luck, but he *was* due for a win.

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Did you see how far Joonyerr's nose was stuck to the side behind Buescher? That was the farthest out there I've seen it. I kinda get the feeling like he just tricked a bunch of guys into blowing their "tandem" load too early, hoping they'll blow their motors, or at least overheat them. Now he's reverted back to traditional bump and pack drafting.
 
2012-05-05 04:05:08 PM
The Busch boys are looking pretty strong today.
 
2012-05-05 04:07:38 PM
Jensaarai:

Did you see how far Joonyerr's nose was stuck to the side behind Buescher? That was the farthest out there I've seen it. I kinda get the feeling like he just tricked a bunch of guys into blowing their "tandem" load too early, hoping they'll blow their motors, or at least overheat them. Now he's reverted back to traditional bump and pack drafting.


Maybe he just needs more air than some of the other cars? I watched a little bit of the practice and there were some overheating complaints.
 
2012-05-05 04:08:59 PM
Johanna longs for a better motor
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2012-05-05 04:18:50 PM
First time all season Danica's been on camera without wrecking or running mid pack.
 
2012-05-05 04:19:18 PM
I know we've got a lot of laps to go, but.......

What is Danica doing so close to the front? Is that just for maximum crashage when someone slides her out of the way?
 
2012-05-05 04:19:59 PM
OUCH
 
2012-05-05 04:23:23 PM
Dollar General
i640.photobucket.com


Not even Jesus could save Morgan Shepard's Jesus car.
 
2012-05-05 04:24:33 PM
Looks like pit road is where all the real action is!
 
2012-05-05 04:31:06 PM
Danica's gonna push Joonyerr on the restart?

Nope, she already blew it.

/Allgaier has no friends.
 
2012-05-05 04:37:27 PM
Jensaarai: Danica's gonna push Joonyerr on the restart?

Nope, she already blew it.

/Allgaier has no friends.


Danica seems to "lose" every car she tries to push. That's about the 10th time I've seen her fall off a bumper and drift back into the pack.
 
2012-05-05 04:39:40 PM
You've got a good point. We come back from commercial right as she loses Joonyerr's bumper again and gets hung out.
 
2012-05-05 04:55:14 PM
The drivers are gonna have to brush up on their hand signals since they can't talk to each other anymore. The relays to the spotters are a time drag.
 
2012-05-05 04:56:45 PM

ROFL @ Harvick saying Dillon needs to relaxed in a near-panicked voice.

Mike Wallace Great Clipped the 38
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Reynold's Wrap car got crumpled
 
2012-05-05 05:00:46 PM
catastrophe averted: The drivers are gonna have to brush up on their hand signals since they can't talk to each other anymore. The relays to the spotters are a time drag.

I already ranted my ass off about this during Daytona, but I think mandated danger like this is just retarded. If it weren't for the advances in car-safety, we'd have seen some serious farkin' injuries because of it by now.
 
2012-05-05 05:09:11 PM
Jensaarai: I already ranted my ass off about this during Daytona, but I think mandated danger like this is just retarded. If it weren't for the advances in car-safety, we'd have seen some serious farkin' injuries because of it by now.

Exactly. I don't understand how Nascar can believe that relaying info through spotters is safer than letting the drivers talk to each other directly. Stuff develops so fast on the track that by the time they do all that, the incidents have already occurred. It's not like they are racing lawnmowers out there.
 
2012-05-05 05:10:10 PM
Danica's car is driving much better in clean air.
 
2012-05-05 05:14:01 PM
catastrophe averted: Danica's car is driving much better in clean air.

That combo of Stenhouse pushing her is certainly the best she's been involved in.
 
2012-05-05 05:17:37 PM
Second incident for Josh Richards...
 
2012-05-05 05:19:54 PM
Josh blew it
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2012-05-05 05:30:01 PM
39 almost caused a his third caution, and a big farkin' mess right there.
 
2012-05-05 05:35:38 PM
Ah, the "fark you" valve bites Sadler.
 
2012-05-05 05:39:40 PM
Jensaarai: Ah, the "fark you" valve bites Sadler.

LOL
 
2012-05-05 05:42:32 PM
An overly agressive 3 car? I'm shocked.
 
2012-05-05 05:44:22 PM
good_2_go: An overly agressive 3 car? I'm shocked.

He almost ruined NemCo right there.

Of course, Hornish almost ruined the entire field right there.
 
2012-05-05 05:49:43 PM

Ignorance of how farked up Sadler's bumper is was not Bliss
i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-05 05:51:26 PM
Someone needs to grab a backup generator. That one's not gonna start.
 
2012-05-05 05:52:43 PM
Worst tape job ever!
 
2012-05-05 05:55:28 PM
catastrophe averted: Worst tape job ever!

Seriously. That was incredibly half assed for a championship contending team.

/GO JOE!
//Him and Awesome Bill are teammates tomorrow.
 
2012-05-05 05:56:04 PM
Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
Is this a bad time to mention the gigantic Super Moon over Talladega this wkd?
 
2012-05-05 05:57:47 PM
Anyone else's audio out of sync with the picure? Bestwick screamed "trouble" 5 seconds before the wreck started.
 
2012-05-05 05:58:25 PM
Wow. That wreck could have been alot worse. Good job drivers!
 
2012-05-05 05:58:36 PM
good_2_go: Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
Is this a bad time to mention the gigantic Super Moon over Talladega this wkd?


*watches what just happened*

Makes sense.
 
2012-05-05 05:59:29 PM
good_2_go: Anyone else's audio out of sync with the picure? Bestwick screamed "trouble" 5 seconds before the wreck started.

He saw Wallace(?) getting loose before the carnage really started. Lots of bumping in the back.
 
2012-05-05 06:00:32 PM
good_2_go: Anyone else's audio out of sync with the picure? Bestwick screamed "trouble" 5 seconds before the wreck started.

I think it was instinct. Cars were half turned and bunched up before then. But you could be right.

I wonder if the added downforce created by that crumply nose actually helped Sadler have the car control to pull off that move.
 
2012-05-05 06:02:05 PM
Holy crap!
 
2012-05-05 06:02:10 PM
Troll Harvi..... Oh fark.
 
2012-05-05 06:02:17 PM
14 hit a TON.
 
2012-05-05 06:05:07 PM
people are going to the hospital on this one.
 
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