Fark those birds, they ate so many of my damn Koi while in Washington.

derp

I've thought about setting up a webcam for my chickens. I probably never will though.

My God, they're naked!

Damn you, subby! I had gone and fetched a bottle of AstroGlide and a box of tissue and everything. Oh well, shouldn't waste the effort....

Fark is too predictable I knew it had to be birds before I ever clicked.

How to destroys a buddy's server:

1 - convince them to host a web cam for chicks.
2 - Advertise it on Fark as a place to see chicks.
3 - Watch server melt.

//Profit???

Same here Steaming. I didn't even click on it, just hopped to the thread to see the smartass comments.

link is farked

From a few days ago, the Hawk cam:

Link

And a Farker provided a link to a trio of bald eagles within that thread:

Link

/the link for chick cam took an hour to load

exiledone: How to destroys a buddy's server:

1 - convince them to host a web cam for chicks.
2 - Advertise it on Fark as a place to see chicks.
3 - Watch server melt.

//Profit???

Doing my part, watching it in HD.

link no worky. Want to see chicks. Will go look at all the other chick cams I have in favourites.
Hailin, please set up your chicken webcam, I miss watching my hens.

trio of eagles = trio of eaglets + parents

The click count is hysterical

I enjoy watching my wife pick up chicks.

I've eaten worse.

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes.

And, you know, the thing about a heron... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

nodubs: Chick cam that may actually be NSFW, right now.

I loves it. Watching a hot girl in a thong on all fours cleaning the floor is one of lifes underrated pleasures.

nodubs: Chick cam that may actually be NSFW, right now.

Oh, yeah, shamelessly gimmicky marketing, that's real farkin' sexy. And look how dingy and dirty the place is. You know what, it's just farking depressing, that's what it is.

nodubs: Chick cam that may actually be NSFW, right now.

First thought, even though there's a live chick there...

Holy crap, that place is filthy.

BIE


/and here's a pair of great tits

James F. Campbell: nodubs: Chick cam that may actually be NSFW, right now.

Oh, yeah, shamelessly gimmicky marketing, that's real farkin' sexy. And look how dingy and dirty the place is. You know what, it's just farking depressing, that's what it is.

I'm trying to decide now whether your own kinks must be pedestrian to the point of nonexistence or spectacularly nasty.

We have a lesser blue heron nest down by the creek on our property so I'm getting a kick . . .

/It's right near the wood duck nest which is in the dead tree just upstream from the nest of the mallards.
//happens to be in one of the pastures. Horses are having to rough it in their winter pasture until the chicks are mobile.
///glad I trapped most of the snappers out of there last fall. Most excellent turtle soup, btw.

JesseL: I'm trying to decide now whether your own kinks must be pedestrian to the point of nonexistence or spectacularly nasty.

Both. And with people who are willing to do it for free. That's what makes it meaningful for me.

These girls get paid to prance around. In a dirty, dingy, scummy little prison like that, fake smile and all? No, thanks. Not sexy. And, hey -- instead of bleaching their hair, they should use it to CLEAN THE FARKIN' FLOORS.

So would anyone on here like to issue a short tutorial on how to choose a camera ,service and basically set up a web cam??
I would be interested but am not to technically endowed.
I have a farm and I am sure at least three people on here would love to see a Swan-go-at-man ,especially when I am the man getting got. I may even show off my stash of lithium and lorazapam pills I eat like candy. (Haters gonna hate) I'll even let you watch me playing with my kudzu.

http://www.rspb.org.uk/datewithnature/146937-chichester-cathedral-pere grines

Peregrine falcon chick cam.

You do the linky stuff as I'm posting from my phone.

I am against this.

chookbillion: link no worky. Want to see chicks. Will go look at all the other chick cams I have in favourites.
Hailin, please set up your chicken webcam, I miss watching my hens.

Ha, well when I figure out how to get a cheap system in place I might. The biggest expense will be find outdoor cameras that can survive a Montana winter.

Gross, she just threw up a fish and now they're eating it.

There are a few other hawk and falcon cams out there... all should have hachlings now. Not giving out the URLs because the servers will probably catch fire. Actually maybe it would be a good test.

Bastard.