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(Gizmodo)   There is nothing like a freshly-lightning-struck scrotum - it's breathtaking   (gizmodo.com) divider line 38
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2012-05-04 01:56:10 PM
Shazam!
 
2012-05-04 02:32:06 PM
codinghorror.typepad.com
 
2012-05-04 02:49:22 PM
Took my breath just imaging it

/iAy, carumba!
 
2012-05-04 04:11:58 PM
And when it happens those damned chestnuts won't do a thing to help, lazy bastards.

/scorchtum.
 
2012-05-04 04:24:54 PM
+1 subby, there's not enough scrotum in headlines these days.
 
2012-05-04 04:49:56 PM

shanrick: +1 subby, there's not enough scrotum in headlines these days.


Those persons responsible for scrotum headlines have been sacked
 
2012-05-04 04:50:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Took my breath just imaging it


I'm in some actual physical discomfort at the mere thought as well.
 
2012-05-04 05:01:10 PM
It's a good thing he already has children because lightning to the balls can't be good for your sperm count. They are pretty sensitive to temperature.
 
2012-05-04 05:05:57 PM

cgraves67: It's a good thing he already has children because lightning to the balls can't be good for your sperm count. They are pretty sensitive to temperature.


Also, to lightning.

/Or being gently breathed on.
//Even light fondling.
///Honestly, they don't have good resistance to much of anything.
////They'd probably be okay with water boarding, I guess.
 
2012-05-04 05:09:09 PM
I was distracted by this at the end of the story Woman Kills a Man By Squeezing His Testicles
 
2012-05-04 05:21:19 PM
What was he doing that his scrotum was the highest point?

Someone just doesn't want to admit he stuck his schlong in the power outlet
 
2012-05-04 05:23:14 PM
That's nothing. I got hit by an asteroid in the taint - TWICE!
 
2012-05-04 05:36:57 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Someone just doesn't want to admit he stuck his schlong in the power outlet


Or he turned the tens unit he was using up to 11.
 
2012-05-04 05:43:56 PM
Brass ones not so advantageous.
 
2012-05-04 05:52:44 PM
As someone who's about to go for a ridge-top trail run in thunderstorm weather, I'm getting a jolt out of these replies.
 
2012-05-04 05:54:22 PM
Is passing an electric current of one ampere through the resistance of one testicle for one second a family joule?
 
2012-05-04 05:55:26 PM
the dangers of having a cockring with a chain that goes to your toering.

path to ground and all.


/in addition to working as a sundial, it's also a lightning rod!
 
2012-05-04 05:57:08 PM
This thread is fine without pics.
 
2012-05-04 06:15:10 PM

Erix: As someone who's about to go for a ridge-top trail run in thunderstorm weather, I'm getting a jolt out of these replies.

Darwin-bait.
 
2012-05-04 06:25:39 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Is passing an electric current of one ampere through the resistance of one testicle for one second a family joule?


Smart, funny, etc.

/EE
 
2012-05-04 06:26:57 PM
Was it Iron-Ball McGinty?
 
2012-05-04 06:44:34 PM

SirTanon: Was it Iron-Ball McGinty?


nay, it was ol' steelcock callahan.



/that's actually a really good name for a punk band...
 
2012-05-04 07:38:55 PM
blogs.discovermagazine.com Subby?
 
2012-05-04 08:22:31 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: What was he doing that his scrotum was the highest point?

Someone just doesn't want to admit he stuck his schlong in the power outlet


See rule 34.
 
2012-05-04 08:55:39 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shanrick: +1 subby, there's not enough scrotum in headlines these days.

Those persons responsible for scrotum headlines have been sacked


Thanks, now my beer is sprayed across many surfaces, including yo momma.
 
2012-05-04 09:11:50 PM

Mr.Tangent: Dead for Tax Reasons: What was he doing that his scrotum was the highest point?

Someone just doesn't want to admit he stuck his schlong in the power outlet

See rule 34.


For some reason in my mind I pictured him doing a Ben Franklin with a kite... with the string end tied around his sack.
 
2012-05-04 09:23:23 PM
And this is why my penis gourd has a grounding rod.
 
2012-05-04 09:29:28 PM

Maechyll: Erix: As someone who's about to go for a ridge-top trail run in thunderstorm weather, I'm getting a jolt out of these replies. Darwin-bait.


True, but I survived. Even though I was the tallest in the group.
 
2012-05-04 10:21:07 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-04 11:56:20 PM

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Took my breath just imaging it

I'm in some actual physical discomfort at the mere thought as well.


I've seen the aftermath of such an event. Because of the nature of my work I've been through many many electrical safety classes. Part of some of these classes is "this is what happens when you screw up, so don't screw up."

I've seen a hospital pic of a very unfortunate man. He was working in a 480 panel and somehow made contact with line voltage. Electricity is lazy. It's takes the easiest path to ground. Since he was standing in front of a panel the panel itself was the easiest ground. All the electricity had to do was jump from his body to the path to ground. What was the closest body part to the panel? His gentleman's sausage.

The electricity exited through his undercarriage to the panel. That whole section of his body was burnt. How burnt? Go fire up your grill. Now take a hot dog, place it on the grill and close the lid. Come back in about a week. Look at the hotdog. Now look at your own penis. Now back to the hotdog.

Kinda like that.

/I've seen some pictures I wish I never did.
 
2012-05-05 12:09:04 AM
My time has come! Nature has heralded my coming!
 
2012-05-05 01:31:33 AM

CtrlAltDestroy: The electricity exited through his undercarriage to the panel. That whole section of his body was burnt. How burnt? Go fire up your grill. Now take a hot dog, place it on the grill and close the lid. Come back in about a week. Look at the hotdog. Now look at your own penis. Now back to the hotdog.


I really didn't need that visual.
 
2012-05-05 01:37:38 AM
Talk about balls of steel.
 
2012-05-05 09:32:13 AM
Sounds like the origin story for the conception of a superhero:

"9 months and 2 weeks later Lightning Lad" was born!"
 
2012-05-05 09:43:20 AM
Despite what the handle might suggest, this wasn't me.....
 
2012-05-05 10:18:42 AM

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: Despite what the handle might suggest, this wasn't me.....


WTF user name, but oh so appropriate. Especially given my CSB earlier in the thread.
 
2012-05-05 11:14:21 AM

CtrlAltDestroy: Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: Despite what the handle might suggest, this wasn't me.....

WTF user name, but oh so appropriate. Especially given my CSB earlier in the thread.


Yes, I did have a mild testicular retraction upon reading that one.

/ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
 
2012-05-06 01:04:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

GREAT SCROT!!
 
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