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(WPTV)   When their co-worker is diagnosed with cancer, a bunch of women band together to raise money for her treatment. Fark: She comes back with a nice boob job and no cancer   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Jami Toler, boob job, breast cancer, 12th Street  
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2012-05-04 04:17:12 PM  
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All she said was that she was going tits-up. The co-workers just jumped to the wrong conclusion.
2012-05-04 03:30:24 PM  
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Ladies, may I suggest...?

2012-05-04 03:26:53 PM  
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Pics or it didn't happen

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2012-05-04 03:24:01 PM  
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The_Six_Fingered_Man: The co-workers were raising funds that, in part, were intended to be applied towards breast augmentation (Reconstruction). Now they're pissed that is what the money was used for?

She came back to work with no cancer. Were her coworkers hoping she'd come back WITH cancer instead?
2012-05-04 03:20:51 PM  
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
2012-05-04 09:07:11 PM  
1 vote:

I was blessed with wonderful skin that I don't have to do anything with beyond washing and putting some lotion on.

Or you get the hose again.

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2012-05-04 05:51:58 PM  
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: Why lie to the girls?? Just tell the guys about the plan and you wouldn't be facing charges.

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Wow, it took me far to long to find that chicks name.
2012-05-04 05:03:13 PM  
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hailin: I guess I just wonder what goes through a woman's mind when she is dating. "If only I inject a pound of silicon into my chest then I will meet Mr. Right!" I'd rather a guy like me for me, which is why I'm okay with my smaller chest. I also don't wear much makeup or those crazy water bras that bump you up a few cup sizes. It just seems like false advertising and makes me feel uncomfortable. Sure, it mean my friend decked out to the nines got hit on more then I did, but at least the guys that DID come up to me were generally nice and interested in talking to me above "You have nice tits, wanna fark?" My friends dated very shallow guys while I always dated decent guys (even if it didn't work out between us, they were good men). I still have friends to this day that whine about not finding decent men who value them above sex, then go parading about in mini skirts with their boobs practically handing out. If you present yourself as a shallow, loose woman that is how you will be treated.

Then again some women do need tons of makeup due to various skin conditions. I was blessed with wonderful skin that I don't have to do anything with beyond washing and putting some lotion on.

And you're so humble to boot.
2012-05-04 04:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

SirTanon: Well, that settles it...

Big boobs Breast implants cure cancer!

2012-05-04 04:00:58 PM  
1 vote:
I think I'm a good guy, but sometimes I wonder if I'm just a sociopath who doesn't want anything.
2012-05-04 03:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
"It's a form of betrayal," Klemis said.

Yes... The betrayal kind.
2012-05-04 03:41:17 PM  
1 vote:

Philimus: Maybe the bigger question is, why do so many women, and men, seem to prefer fake boobs over real ones?

It's not that we prefer fake boobs over real ones. It's that we prefer big boobs over small ones.
2012-05-04 03:33:45 PM  
1 vote:
that story is tits
2012-05-04 03:31:35 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, she must have had a really good doctor!
2012-05-04 03:27:20 PM  
1 vote:
Being unattractive is kind of a cancer.
2012-05-04 03:23:38 PM  
1 vote:
Also 8g's is a lot for an augmentation - prices have fallen to the 5g range for a really good set. Cheapies are about 3g from a in/out chop shop
2012-05-04 03:23:35 PM  
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Well, praise the lord she is now still cancer free!
2012-05-04 03:22:46 PM  
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FTFA: Klemis said she does not regret donating time and money to help Toler, stating that her passion is helping those who are sick, and at the time, they thought Toler was.

Klemis added, sotto voce, "And if I said anything more, it might hurt my defense in the upcoming homicide trial."
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