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(WPTV)   When their co-worker is diagnosed with cancer, a bunch of women band together to raise money for her treatment. Fark: She comes back with a nice boob job and no cancer   (wptv.com) divider line 157
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2012-05-04 03:42:10 PM  
People don't surprise me anymore.
 
2012-05-04 03:42:12 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-04 03:42:52 PM  

four95: Ummmm.... $8000 for a double mastectomy and reconstruction? And the money was donated by her co-workers from the hospice she worked at? They should have known better.


I'd have assumed that was only to pay the deductible.
 
2012-05-04 03:43:20 PM  
"It's a form of betrayal," Klemis said.

Yes... The betrayal kind.
 
2012-05-04 03:44:44 PM  
gotta say.. they wanted to help someone who was sick.. and quite frankly anyone who would pull a stunt like this on friends and family is pretty damn sick.

Depression ( what this lady probably had ) is a pretty odd disease and it can make you do some messed up stuff. AND body modification has been shown to actually help with depression in some cases.


so.. .just because the disease was different, the outcome was still the same, she got new boobs.
 
2012-05-04 03:44:55 PM  
could be worse

encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-05-04 03:45:17 PM  
Hope she went to this chick's doctor:

pagead2.googlesyndication.com
 
2012-05-04 03:45:27 PM  
If you want to help out a person who is not a fraud, the wife of the man that brought you Castle Panic, Bears!, Bloodsuckers, etc. has cancer. We are raising money to help pay for IMRT because insurance will only cover conventional radiation and the oncologist really thinks IMRT is the best way to go in this case.

Thank you and may the Fark be with you.
 
2012-05-04 03:45:36 PM  
celebdycation.com
/oblig
 
2012-05-04 03:46:27 PM  
Man, she ripped off Hospice workers? I've had to deal with Hospice nurses (unfortunately) a few times and they're farken saints. I couldn't last a week doing what they do.
 
2012-05-04 03:48:02 PM  
If only she had just not gone back to work at the depressing hospice, but instead worked that pole down at the local titty bar after the surgery, she might have gotten away with it.
 
2012-05-04 03:48:51 PM  
Assuming this article is essentially accurate, I think the best possible outcome is to make sure that no person who ever works with, knows, or has any interaction whatever with JAMI TOLER is immediately given this story. ESPECIALLY people she's applying for a job with.
 
2012-05-04 03:48:53 PM  

Philimus: Maybe the bigger question is, why do so many women, and men, seem to prefer fake boobs over real ones? Don't get me wrong, I like the way girls look with nice large knockers, too.


You just answered your own question. Don't overthink it.
 
2012-05-04 03:49:10 PM  
We don't get to see before and after shots?

Come on! It's not like we faked having breast cancer.
 
2012-05-04 03:52:23 PM  
I'm going to reserve my judgment until I see the boob job.
 
2012-05-04 03:53:55 PM  

jst3p: fluffy2097: Klemis said she does not regret donating time and money to help Toler, stating that her passion is helping those who are sick, and at the time, they thought Toler was.

I would argue the biatch is still sick. She just never had cancer. Sounds like the people who donated money to her agree with me.

/This sort of lie is a sign of a serious mental illness.

I really don't see a downside to being a sociopath. Would sign up if I could.




Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really? You can lock them up for whatever crimes they commit, but that's about it.

It's like a form of being mentally disabled. The interesting thing is that in the evolutionary sense, without parents consciously enabling successful maturation, I imagine people with this particular personality trait would die pretty quickly.

If you can't even conceptualize the benefit of contributing to the whole of society, meanwhile living within that society. I mean, some people don't *want* to contribute, that's one thing; but to actually be incapable of wrapping your mind around why socialization keeps you alive and why that's a thing, is not merely naive, but sort of makes "I can count to potato" a MENSA qualification. (/Too Soon?)
 
2012-05-04 03:54:54 PM  

Philimus: Maybe the bigger question is, why do so many women, and men, seem to prefer fake boobs over real ones? Don't get me wrong, I like the way girls look with nice large knockers, too. But artificial breasts just never feel right to me.


As an ass man, this sort of thing matters little to me. Big, small, round, teardrop, real, fake; all the same to me. Getting to play with them when I've been a good boy is all that matters.
 
2012-05-04 03:55:25 PM  

Masquerader317: Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really?


static6.businessinsider.com
 
2012-05-04 03:57:47 PM  

jonjr215: Now here is a person so vile and detestible that she actually deserves cancer.


This
 
2012-05-04 03:58:36 PM  

jst3p: I really don't see a downside to being a sociopath. Would sign up if I could.


It kicks ass. I highly recommend it if you can.
 
2012-05-04 04:00:20 PM  

Cyberluddite: The term "nice boob job" is an oxymoron, Submitter.


it's funny that "nice boobs" is redundant and "nice boob job" is an oxymoron.
 
2012-05-04 04:00:58 PM  
I think I'm a good guy, but sometimes I wonder if I'm just a sociopath who doesn't want anything.
 
2012-05-04 04:01:22 PM  

opiumpoopy: The_Six_Fingered_Man: The co-workers were raising funds that, in part, were intended to be applied towards breast augmentation (Reconstruction). Now they're pissed that is what the money was used for?

She came back to work with no cancer. Were her coworkers hoping she'd come back WITH cancer instead?


Now they are. I'd like to see an episode of Tales from the Crypt or The Hitchhiker (they were always good at showing boobs around the halfway mark) about this story.
 
2012-05-04 04:01:50 PM  

Masquerader317: Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really? You can lock them up for whatever crimes they commit, but that's about it.

It's like a form of being mentally disabled. The interesting thing is that in the evolutionary sense, without parents consciously enabling successful maturation, I imagine people with this particular personality trait would die pretty quickly.


You make the mistake of assuming only traits that are desirable, for the individual or society, persist in evolution. This is not how it works.
 
2012-05-04 04:05:15 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Wow.

Well THAT'S a new low.


And she ripped off hospice workers for it? The only lower thing would have been to take money from cancer stricken orphans.
 
2012-05-04 04:07:03 PM  

jst3p: Masquerader317: Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really? You can lock them up for whatever crimes they commit, but that's about it.

It's like a form of being mentally disabled. The interesting thing is that in the evolutionary sense, without parents consciously enabling successful maturation, I imagine people with this particular personality trait would die pretty quickly.

You make the mistake of assuming only traits that are desirable, for the individual or society, persist in evolution. This is not how it works.


If anything, sociopaths have an evolutionary advantage, with the whole "I don't have to outrun the bear, just you" mentality.
 
2012-05-04 04:08:02 PM  

SirTanon: Well, that settles it...

Big boobs Breast implants cure cancer!


FTFY
 
2012-05-04 04:09:16 PM  
"It's a form of betrayal," Klemis said.

Really? Betrayal? Sounds like a clear-cut case of fraud.
 
2012-05-04 04:12:05 PM  
Ha ha, her tits farked HER!
 
2012-05-04 04:12:17 PM  

Masquerader317: Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really?


You answered your own question. "You can lock them up for whatever crimes they commit"

Personally I think that since they have no consideration for the social contract, that they should be dealt with with the same lack of consideration for the rules.
I'm biased though. I worked with one such fellow & if I wasn't so lazy I'd have chopped up his worthless husk & flushed it, and I am an extremely mellow guy. Not gonna go into details, but the world would not grieve this asshole.
 
2012-05-04 04:17:12 PM  
All she said was that she was going tits-up. The co-workers just jumped to the wrong conclusion.
 
2012-05-04 04:18:35 PM  

umad: If anything, sociopaths have an evolutionary advantage, with the whole "I don't have to outrun the bear, just you" mentality.


Only among people that believe everything other people say.

/as soon as anyone is skeptical toward the sociopaths, they're like "WTF? HOW DARE YOU!"
//then, "Hahaha, okay you got me"
 
2012-05-04 04:19:29 PM  

Philimus: a natural pair of 34A cups are more satisfying to hold than a couple of silicone 36DD bolt-ons.


QFT. Natural ones are the best. Size doesn't matter. Even hugs don't feel right when a girls got a pair of fakes.
 
2012-05-04 04:19:36 PM  
Well, at least the money still went to a good cause.

Right?
 
2012-05-04 04:21:23 PM  

jst3p: Masquerader317: Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really? You can lock them up for whatever crimes they commit, but that's about it.

It's like a form of being mentally disabled. The interesting thing is that in the evolutionary sense, without parents consciously enabling successful maturation, I imagine people with this particular personality trait would die pretty quickly.

You make the mistake of assuming only traits that are desirable, for the individual or society, persist in evolution. This is not how it works.


With all the suffering in the world, you need a certain level of uncaring just to make it through the day. There's entire countries starving to death, children being abused, political dissidents being permanently detained and tortured... If our sympathies were fully engaged at all times for all of humanity, we'd all curl up on the floor and drown in our own tears. Sociopaths aren't so different from everyone else, they're just completely disconnected instead of mostly disconnected.

That said, we oughta round 'em all up and exterminate the bastards, cause who gives a f*ck about sociopaths? You get nothing back from those people. It's like hugging a reptile.
 
2012-05-04 04:22:15 PM  
Have a coworker named Jamie Toler, so getting a kick...
 
2012-05-04 04:22:32 PM  
Not only do I wish this miserable person gets cancer, I also hope she ends up in the same Hospice ward as the folks she scammed. Her biggest crime isn't ripping off her co-workers- it's that everyone reading this has their faith in humanity eroded just a wee bit. The more we hear about shiat like this the less likely some are to help others in the future.
 
2012-05-04 04:27:07 PM  
After reading the MCA thread, I can safely say I want to rip this woman's tits off.

And not in a nice way.
 
2012-05-04 04:30:23 PM  

jst3p: I really don't see a downside to being a sociopath. Would sign up if I could.


ಠ_ಠ
...Your card might already be in the mail.
 
2012-05-04 04:31:20 PM  

medius: sometimes I wonder if I'm just a sociopath who doesn't want anything.


Possibly. There exist psychopaths who just wish to get by with as little work as possible, leeching off the other human beings in their lives.

I'll punch the first person who tells me that psychopaths and sociopaths are different. Shut the fark up, you pseudo-intellectual, smug twats. Not even psychologists can agree on the terms. Robert Hare's checklist is a checklist for PSYCHOPATHY, so I call 'em "psychopaths." End of story.
 
2012-05-04 04:32:51 PM  

umad: jst3p: Masquerader317: Seriously. I mean, what do you do with sociopaths really? You can lock them up for whatever crimes they commit, but that's about it.

It's like a form of being mentally disabled. The interesting thing is that in the evolutionary sense, without parents consciously enabling successful maturation, I imagine people with this particular personality trait would die pretty quickly.

You make the mistake of assuming only traits that are desirable, for the individual or society, persist in evolution. This is not how it works.

If anything, sociopaths have an evolutionary advantage, with the whole "I don't have to outrun the bear, just you" mentality.


They die off quickly in closer knit societies because they're recognizably unreliable, untrustworthy and inherently dangerous.

In a vast community where anonymity is easily attained, they don't have to deal with the consequences of those labels long, or in a way that hinders their advancement in society.

The Internet and other mass media is an obvious example. Social structures that promote hereditary rights is another. All sorts of ways for sociopaths to make it big in a large society where they can bounce around until they've accumulated enough wealth to make morality irrelevant anyway.
 
2012-05-04 04:33:28 PM  

chopit: Philimus: a natural pair of 34A cups are more satisfying to hold than a couple of silicone 36DD bolt-ons.

QFT. Natural ones are the best. Size doesn't matter. Even hugs don't feel right when a girls got a pair of fakes.


Yes. When I go deep into my mind and stack the images of all the boobs I have ever seen including in person, in magazines, movies, intartubes, etc. OK. I don't have to go very deep for them. But when I place them into their various quality buckets, I can tell you that the two top buckets ("Perfect" and "Near Perfect") are filled with FAR more A and B cups than anything else. The bigger the boob (fake or real) the harder it is for it to remain within the parameters. In addition, fake boobs pretty much are locked out of those buckets because man just cannot create anything that can compare to Momma Nature's work.
 
2012-05-04 04:36:57 PM  

James F. Campbell: medius: sometimes I wonder if I'm just a sociopath who doesn't want anything.

Possibly. There exist psychopaths who just wish to get by with as little work as possible, leeching off the other human beings in their lives.

I'll punch the first person who tells me that psychopaths and sociopaths are different. Shut the fark up, you pseudo-intellectual, smug twats. Not even psychologists can agree on the terms. Robert Hare's checklist is a checklist for PSYCHOPATHY, so I call 'em "psychopaths." End of story.


A psychopath ain't a professional. Can't work with a psychopath. You don't know what those sick assholes are going to do next.
 
2012-05-04 04:41:30 PM  
lame b00bie thread is lame.
 
2012-05-04 04:42:26 PM  

Philimus: For what it's worth, I agree with those who say the betrayal of trust is the issue here. And I'd cut the woman's co-workers some slack for being a bit gullible. If I recall correctly, they are caregivers at a hospice. Those are folks I would expect (and hope) to be compassionate to others in need.

Maybe the bigger question is, why do so many women, and men, seem to prefer fake boobs over real ones? Don't get me wrong, I like the way girls look with nice large knockers, too. But artificial breasts just never feel right to me. I'd even go so far as to say a natural pair of 34A cups are more satisfying to hold than a couple of silicone 36DD bolt-ons. Obviously, that's just one man's opinion though. Either are fine if the lady has the right personality.

\\can't imagine many jobs much tougher than trying to make the terminally ill more comfortable in their last days.


I think it all depends on what you like about boobs. Fake boobs are looking more and more realistic nowadays, sometimes it's a little hard to tell if you see them naked in certain poses. If you're into just the way they look, (well constructed) fake and real boobs are pretty close. Fake boobs tend to not be as soft as real boobs - kind of like the difference between really perky boobs and boobs that have a little bit of sag to them, but the fake ones are even more firm. If you like really firm boobs, again, it's a toss up. I personally like boobs that have a little sag to them (not too saggy, but not pointing to the ceiling) and I like the soft cushion of them. If you like the way boobs bounce, jiggle, and sway then it's no contest - real boobs all the way (rhyme!). Another reason I like a bit of sag is because the right combination of perk and sag make the boobies move in oh so wonderful ways.
 
2012-05-04 04:46:49 PM  
I'm just here for the psychopath bashing. Had a run in with one a few months ago (romantically). No sympathy whatsoever. Psychic vampires. Die.

/nice guy
//also, fake boobs are fail
 
2012-05-04 04:47:21 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Wow.

Well THAT'S a new low.


No. I'm sure she can go lower. Any young woman who has the gall to scam her hospice co-workers is a classic grifter. She's right down there with George and Cindy Anthony.

My guess is next she will talk publicly about all the financial and emotional hard times that she has been through recently. Then she will set up a donation booth at the next Susan G. Komen for the Cure race.
 
2012-05-04 04:47:57 PM  

fluffy2097: jst3p: I really don't see a downside to being a sociopath. Would sign up if I could.

ಠ_ಠ
...Your card might already be in the mail.


I thought I might be one till I had kids. I was happy and disappointed at the same time!
 
2012-05-04 04:49:50 PM  
I guess I just wonder what goes through a woman's mind when she is dating. "If only I inject a pound of silicon into my chest then I will meet Mr. Right!" I'd rather a guy like me for me, which is why I'm okay with my smaller chest. I also don't wear much makeup or those crazy water bras that bump you up a few cup sizes. It just seems like false advertising and makes me feel uncomfortable. Sure, it mean my friend decked out to the nines got hit on more then I did, but at least the guys that DID come up to me were generally nice and interested in talking to me above "You have nice tits, wanna fark?" My friends dated very shallow guys while I always dated decent guys (even if it didn't work out between us, they were good men). I still have friends to this day that whine about not finding decent men who value them above sex, then go parading about in mini skirts with their boobs practically handing out. If you present yourself as a shallow, loose woman that is how you will be treated.

Then again some women do need tons of makeup due to various skin conditions. I was blessed with wonderful skin that I don't have to do anything with beyond washing and putting some lotion on.
 
2012-05-04 04:50:28 PM  

ajt167: Philimus: For what it's worth, I agree with those who say the betrayal of trust is the issue here. And I'd cut the woman's co-workers some slack for being a bit gullible. If I recall correctly, they are caregivers at a hospice. Those are folks I would expect (and hope) to be compassionate to others in need.

Maybe the bigger question is, why do so many women, and men, seem to prefer fake boobs over real ones? Don't get me wrong, I like the way girls look with nice large knockers, too. But artificial breasts just never feel right to me. I'd even go so far as to say a natural pair of 34A cups are more satisfying to hold than a couple of silicone 36DD bolt-ons. Obviously, that's just one man's opinion though. Either are fine if the lady has the right personality.

\\can't imagine many jobs much tougher than trying to make the terminally ill more comfortable in their last days.

I think it all depends on what you like about boobs. Fake boobs are looking more and more realistic nowadays, sometimes it's a little hard to tell if you see them naked in certain poses. If you're into just the way they look, (well constructed) fake and real boobs are pretty close. Fake boobs tend to not be as soft as real boobs - kind of like the difference between really perky boobs and boobs that have a little bit of sag to them, but the fake ones are even more firm. If you like really firm boobs, again, it's a toss up. I personally like boobs that have a little sag to them (not too saggy, but not pointing to the ceiling) and I like the soft cushion of them. If you like the way boobs bounce, jiggle, and sway then it's no contest - real boobs all the way (rhyme!). Another reason I like a bit of sag is because the right combination of perk and sag make the boobies move in oh so wonderful ways.


Exactly. Especially when a woman is on her back and you are taking care of some bidness. It is very hard to hold it back when the boobers are jiggling up and down. Well, not really up and down but away from you and towards you but you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

/I'm sure any boob man here knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.
//Willis?
 
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