I wonder who Teddo the KKKlown would regard as a right wing extremist then? Yikes!

Gyrfalcon: Look at him. Do you think he could pass ANYTHING?

A wet fart?

A very small kidney stone?

The buck?

Wooly Bully: 3StratMan: go back and read my original post

Oh, but we did. That's why everyone is mocking you.

Yep, mocking me for pointing out how flawed your heroes in the media are, and giving a perfect example of how they doctor up their "news" stories to push their agenda, and you all fall for it every time.

ecl: 3StratMan: And as far as the "High Times" article goes...only a fool would believe anything they read in a magazine where the target audience is a bunch of stoners.


You already got told off. Either address that or stfu.

Not going to waste my time with anything that is written in a stoner magazine.

And I was "told off"? Does that make you all feel better? Because all I felt was ..."meh".

3StratMan: ecl: 3StratMan: And as far as the "High Times" article goes...only a fool would believe anything they read in a magazine where the target audience is a bunch of stoners.


You already got told off. Either address that or stfu.

Not going to waste my time with anything that is written in a stoner magazine.

And I was "told off"? Does that make you all feel better? Because all I felt was ..."meh".

How did he fail his physical then? We know he did and lied about not doing so after doing that High Society interview.

impaler: Who, pray tell, is to the Right of you Mr. Nugent?

Halli: 3StratMan: ecl: 3StratMan: And as far as the "High Times" article goes...only a fool would believe anything they read in a magazine where the target audience is a bunch of stoners.


You already got told off. Either address that or stfu.

Not going to waste my time with anything that is written in a stoner magazine.

And I was "told off"? Does that make you all feel better? Because all I felt was ..."meh".

How did he fail his physical then? We know he did and lied about not doing so after doing that High Society interview.

It would be nice if you people would put the same amount of scrutiny on the past of a Goddamned ENTERTAINER on to the politicians that you elect to run this country. You know...Obama (President), Ayers (bombed Capitol Building, police HQ...) Wright (despises America) etc.

Yeah, biatch and complain about an entertainer, but no big deal about people running the country, right?

cryinoutloud: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x501]

So apparently Obama's Secret Service people must be a bunch of blithering idiots. Because after all this time, and a face to face interrogation of Ted Nugent, they have .....absolutely NOTHING.

Big threat all right. It's all real, only because you want it to be. Just like a High Times article.

He is just saying what we are all thinking. In fact, we should be holding him up as an icon. An icon where we can drag him to the recycle bin, left click, then select empty.

3StratMan: It would be nice if you people would put the same amount of scrutiny on the past of a Goddamned ENTERTAINER on to the politicians that you elect to run this country. You know...Obama (President), Ayers (bombed Capitol Building, police HQ...) Wright (despises America) etc.

Yeah, biatch and complain about an entertainer, but no big deal about people running the country, right?

Yes those guys were never in the news or anything.

3StratMan: cryinoutloud: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x501]

So apparently Obama's Secret Service people must be a bunch of blithering idiots. Because after all this time, and a face to face interrogation of Ted Nugent, they have .....absolutely NOTHING.

Big threat all right. It's all real, only because you want it to be. Just like a High Times article.

I think they just went to Nugent and told him to knock it off. They don't charge chickenshiats like him when they are just full of hot air.

Halli: 3StratMan: It would be nice if you people would put the same amount of scrutiny on the past of a Goddamned ENTERTAINER on to the politicians that you elect to run this country. You know...Obama (President), Ayers (bombed Capitol Building, police HQ...) Wright (despises America) etc.

Yeah, biatch and complain about an entertainer, but no big deal about people running the country, right?

Yes those guys were never in the news or anything.

Yes, and most Farkers and the media's stand was pretty much "no big deal"

3StratMan: cryinoutloud: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x501]

So apparently Obama's Secret Service people must be a bunch of blithering idiots. Because after all this time, and a face to face interrogation of Ted Nugent, they have .....absolutely NOTHING.

Big threat all right. It's all real, only because you want it to be. Just like a High Times article.

I think they just went to Nugent and told him to knock it off. They don't charge chickenshiats like him when they are just full of hot air.

A threat to the President is never met with "knock it off". If it was any kind of threat at all, Nugent would be in the Gray Bar Hotel right now. And If it was all just "hot air", why are people still going on about the whole threat thing?

3StratMan:
So apparently Obama's Secret Service people must be a bunch of blithering idiots. Because after all this time, and a face to face interrogation of Ted Nugent, they have .....absolutely NOTHING.
Big threat all right. It's all real, only because you want it to be. Just like a High Times article.

Poor baby. did the meme generator get you? There's this thing on the internet called a joke.....J>>O>>>>K>>>>fark it, never mind. You don't understand that stuff.

3StratMan: Yes, and most Farkers and the media's stand was pretty much "no big deal"

Of course which is why those guys were in news for months. Because no big deal.

3StratMan: A threat to the President is never met with "knock it off". If it was any kind of threat at all, Nugent would be in the Gray Bar Hotel right now. And If it was all just "hot air", why are people still going on about the whole threat thing?

Erm even people on fark have gotten secret service visits. They don't always go to jail.

3StratMan: A threat to the President is never met with "knock it off". If it was any kind of threat at all, Nugent would be in the Gray Bar Hotel right now. And If it was all just "hot air", why are people still going on about the whole threat thing?

You know, I was going to say that, no matter how much you might white knight for him, the Nuge wasn't going to have sex with you. Upon reflection, however, I'm not so sure.

BMulligan: 3StratMan: A threat to the President is never met with "knock it off". If it was any kind of threat at all, Nugent would be in the Gray Bar Hotel right now. And If it was all just "hot air", why are people still going on about the whole threat thing?

You know, I was going to say that, no matter how much you might white knight for him, the Nuge wasn't going to have sex with you. Upon reflection, however, I'm not so sure.

Is 3stratman an underage girl?

Mikey1969:
And the Army are his "brothers in arms"? If I was in the military, I'd kick him in the nuts. He's too chicken shiat to fight in Vietnam, but now that he's safe from any draft, he's suddenly all gung ho about the armed services? What a douche. Then again, the Right seems to be really keen on war, just as long as they themselves don't have to fight, I guess he's just fitting in.


Hey, he wrote a song about stormtroopers when he was young. And he plays with guns. That makes him an expert on war and all things military, dontcha know.

3StratMan: Halli: 3StratMan: It would be nice if you people would put the same amount of scrutiny on the past of a Goddamned ENTERTAINER on to the politicians that you elect to run this country. You know...Obama (President), Ayers (bombed Capitol Building, police HQ...) Wright (despises America) etc.

Yeah, biatch and complain about an entertainer, but no big deal about people running the country, right?

Yes those guys were never in the news or anything.

Yes, and most Farkers and the media's stand was pretty much "no big deal"

3StratMan: cryinoutloud: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x501]

So apparently Obama's Secret Service people must be a bunch of blithering idiots. Because after all this time, and a face to face interrogation of Ted Nugent, they have .....absolutely NOTHING.

Big threat all right. It's all real, only because you want it to be. Just like a High Times article.

I think they just went to Nugent and told him to knock it off. They don't charge chickenshiats like him when they are just full of hot air.

A threat to the President is never met with "knock it off". If it was any kind of threat at all, Nugent would be in the Gray Bar Hotel right now. And If it was all just "hot air", why are people still going on about the whole threat thing?

That's the great thing about America. Even at the darkest hour of the last decade, I was free to shout GEORGE W. BUSH SHOULD BE STRUNG UP BY HIS UNDERDEVELOPED TESTICLES AND HUNG UNTIL DEAD!!! I was even free to mean it. But because I had and have no intent and no ability to actually serve the man with the justice he so richly deserves, I get to walk around free.

/waves at the secret service folks reading this!
//USA! USA!

Gyrfalcon: Halli: 3StratMan: And as far as the "High Times" article goes...only a fool would believe anything they read in a magazine where the target audience is a bunch of stoners.

It's what Ted Nugent said at the time. Of course he later claimed to have gotten a student deferment. Still didn't explain how exactly he failed his physical.

Look at him. Do you think he could pass ANYTHING?

Well, in a number of sources he admitted he passed stool, repeatedly (after going on a Fritos-and-Pepsi diet for something like two weeks and then going on a crystal meth bender to top it all off)... :D

/knew about the scat method he used to get out of service instead of going to Canada or something
//also knew about how much of his "hunting" consists of canned hunts, and about his multiple arrests for violation of hunting regs for the times he's actually engaged in a hunt that's NOT a canned hunt
///the fact he was on a meth bender when he took the Crazy Incontinent Man method to 4F himself is a new one, though

3StratMan: A threat to the President is never met with "knock it off". If it was any kind of threat at all, Nugent would be in the Gray Bar Hotel right now. And If it was all just "hot air", why are people still going on about the whole threat thing?

Because the GOP runs on hot air. It's like not talking about their funding.

"I give to charity and kids! I'm a good guy!"

so does Hamas

3StratMan: You people just don't get it. I was not defending Ted- go back and read my original post. I was stating that once again, the trusty media has put out a story with the intent of getting people like you riled up over someone you all like to claim is irrelevant to you. They pick and choose what parts of the interview they want to show you, only leaving in the parts they know will get the hair on the back of all of your necks standing on end (a la the Zimmerman NBC 911 recording), conveniently leaving out the parts that might show the interviewer being just as much of an A-hole to achieve the desired result. All of a sudden- BLAM!- you are all huddled together and writing post after post of hateful comments about someone you all claim you couldn't care less about. The joke is on you, since once again you all fell for it, gobbling it up hook line and sinker. Mission accomplished, CBS. Dan Rather is probably doing a happy dance right now.

What did they leave out? Ted was chatting along and suddenly went full nut-ball, what more do you want? Besides, are you somehow claiming that he hasn't said any of the OTHER shiat we've attributed to him?

It's all on the record, not sure what's confusing you.

You're right though, it probably WAS the reporter's fault. If it had been Ted, his wife would have SURELY made him apologize immediately after the interview, and if he had acted like a douche, he probably would have called the next day and pointed out that he went to the hospital immediately after for a kidney stone.

Since he DIDN'T apologize, we will concede the battle to you.

Wait, it said right there in the video that his wife came out and made him apologize immediately AND he called up the next day to apologize AGAIN?

Oh, SNAP! I bet you feel rather silly right now, what with the egg on your face and all...

3StratMan: And as far as the "High Times" article goes...only a fool would believe anything they read in a magazine where the target audience is a bunch of stoners.

Wow, takes balls to call the Motor City Madman a straight out liar. Or is he only telling the truth when it's convenient for YOU?

spongeboob: And Wright and Ayers are not politicians and have never been elected to run the country.

You mean they're not part of Fartbama's Cabinet? The way the Right continues to talk about them I could have sworn they were.

Noam Chimpsky: I don't see any Democrat types taking dying young boys fishing. And if they did, there'd have to be a chaperone making sure the Democrat type keeps an arms distance and doesn't get any ideas.

Al Capone ran soup kitchens. Great guy.

Gyrfalcon: Lenny_da_Hog: Noam Chimpsky: I don't see any Democrat types taking dying young boys fishing. And if they did, there'd have to be a chaperone making sure the Democrat type keeps an arms distance and doesn't get any ideas.

Al Capone ran soup kitchens. Great guy.

Hitler was very good to WWI veterans. And Pablo Escobar built a soccer stadium in Medellin that was free for all the locals.

Ted Bundy volunteered for suicide prevention hotlines. What a great guy.

Cagey B: Insane jackhole is insane. Why is he being interviewed like his opinion matters?

Yeah, was Hank Williams Jr. unavailable?

I'm a pro-gun guy, but the Nuge seems to be going off the rails.

That being said, he's probably the only guy to really get the psychedelic sound without tripping.

I use Pantera's version of "Cat Scratch Fever" to motivate myself to do well on tests here at Mizzou. My thinking is, if I don't do well, I'll end up living next door to some dude whose rationale and life story can best be explained by that song. He was scratched by an animal at age 10, and hasn't been able to stop screwing females that come within a 3000-yard radius of his trailer since. In my mind, his name would be Billy John Stonewall.

Billy John Stonewall would have no fewer than three shot-out panes of glass in the windows of his trailer at any given time. Billy John would be obsessed with the show Dukes of Hazard, and would own a Dodge Reliant K. His reasoning for the ownership of this particular vehicle would be that, like the General Lee, it was a Mopar vehicle that could outrun the sheriff. This would be useful to Billy John, as he keeps a large quantity of illegal mushrooms in the trunk.

He would fail to realize that there is a major difference between the model of the General Lee and his Reliant K; mainly, that one is a muscle car and the other is an economy vehicle. Billy John would be unemployed, yet somehow be able to afford a welder, which he would use to weld the back doors of his Reliant K shut so that it more closely resembled the General Lee.

Approximately 3/8 of the vehicle would be painted the same color as the famed Southern vehicle; the other 5/8 would be primer and rust. When I would press him as to why the vehicle was not entirely covered in the bright orange hue, Billy John would explain that he hadn't had the time or money to finish the job with the requisite spray paint. However, I would notice a growing pile of empty spray paint cans under the steps into his trailer. I later discover he spends every Saturday attempting to finish the car's paint job, but instead huffs the paint. Curiously, I would not be distraught by this, as I would be more intrigued by the fact that he does this on weekends. As an unemployed individual, he would have all of the free time in the world to do that during the work week.

All because I didn't do well on some tests in college and had bad grades, which would lead to reduced employment opportunities. The technique of listening to that song before tests has not failed me yet.

Gyrfalcon: Marine1: I'm a pro-gun guy, but the Nuge seems to be going off the rails.

That being said, he's probably the only guy to really get the psychedelic sound without tripping.

I use Pantera's version of "Cat Scratch Fever" to motivate myself to do well on tests here at Mizzou. My thinking is, if I don't do well, I'll end up living next door to some dude whose rationale and life story can best be explained by that song. He was scratched by an animal at age 10, and hasn't been able to stop screwing females that come within a 3000-yard radius of his trailer since. In my mind, his name would be Billy John Stonewall.

Billy John Stonewall would have no fewer than three shot-out panes of glass in the windows of his trailer at any given time. Billy John would be obsessed with the show Dukes of Hazard, and would own a Dodge Reliant K. His reasoning for the ownership of this particular vehicle would be that, like the General Lee, it was a Mopar vehicle that could outrun the sheriff. This would be useful to Billy John, as he keeps a large quantity of illegal mushrooms in the trunk.

He would fail to realize that there is a major difference between the model of the General Lee and his Reliant K; mainly, that one is a muscle car and the other is an economy vehicle. Billy John would be unemployed, yet somehow be able to afford a welder, which he would use to weld the back doors of his Reliant K shut so that it more closely resembled the General Lee.

Approximately 3/8 of the vehicle would be painted the same color as the famed Southern vehicle; the other 5/8 would be primer and rust. When I would press him as to why the vehicle was not entirely covered in the bright orange hue, Billy John would explain that he hadn't had the time or money to finish the job with the requisite spray paint. However, I would notice a growing pile of empty spray paint cans under the steps into his trailer. I later discover he spends every Saturday attempting to finish the car's paint job, but instead h ...

Eh, I've heard worse. Say what you will about Ted, but he's fifty million times better at music that just about anyone that has a hit song out right now. I'm sure I could think of exceptions (Adele pops into mind), but I'm into hard rock and heavy metal.

Marine1: Eh, I've heard worse. Say what you will about Ted, but he's fifty million times better at music that just about anyone that has a hit song out right now. I'm sure I could think of exceptions (Adele pops into mind), but I'm into hard rock and heavy metal.

Five Finger Death Punch are way farking better than him.

HeartBurnKid: Marine1: Eh, I've heard worse. Say what you will about Ted, but he's fifty million times better at music that just about anyone that has a hit song out right now. I'm sure I could think of exceptions (Adele pops into mind), but I'm into hard rock and heavy metal.

Five Finger Death Punch are way farking better than him.

... I'll pretend you didn't say that.

/that cover of Bad Co was an abortion
//"Hey, let's make it sound like every other song by a band that watched way too much pro wrestling as kids"