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		You drink, she straightens her hair, you drink, she straightens your penis, you drink and get argumentative, she slaps you, you head-butt her, it's the Swedish way (thelocal.se)		34
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MrBallou		2012-05-04 11:09:08 AM

Didn't Ingmar Bergman do a film about this?

Virulency		2012-05-04 11:10:46 AM

Head to butt?

Pinner		2012-05-04 11:12:23 AM

I'll go read the article now, but is this about the Julian Assange thing?

Error1355		2012-05-04 11:13:52 AM

"He explained that his hard life had required him to develop such survival instincts, without which he'd likely be dead."

So what in your 'Survival Instincts' told you to ask for your penis to be pressed into a
hair straightener?

VvonderJesus		2012-05-04 11:15:47 AM

Headline made me lol. Thanks subby

MoparPower		2012-05-04 11:16:37 AM

Error1355: "He explained that his hard life had required him to develop such survival instincts, without which he'd likely be dead."

So what in your 'Survival Instincts' told you to ask for your penis to be pressed into a
hair straightener?

Bear Grylls most likely did it.

LegacyDL		2012-05-04 11:17:01 AM

Not the "straightens your penis" I had in mind upon reading the headline.

Fano		2012-05-04 11:18:55 AM

A lil slap and tickle, hold the pickle?

bdub77		2012-05-04 11:19:05 AM

At least you don't straighten her penis. That's when it gets awkward.

Pinner		2012-05-04 11:19:17 AM

ooohh... maybe it was a crimper.

blatz514		2012-05-04 11:24:54 AM

FTFA: "continually grabbing his penis and waving it around in the air"

Was he yelling "YeeeeHaaaaa?"

H31N0US		2012-05-04 11:24:59 AM

Penis goes where?

The Muthaship		2012-05-04 11:27:57 AM

Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

MrBallou		2012-05-04 11:30:57 AM

LegacyDL: Not the "straightens your penis" I had in mind upon reading the headline.

Probably not the one he meant, either.

cleveoh		2012-05-04 11:33:34 AM

Dude, you asked for it. Repeatedly.

No sympathy points awarded.

swahnhennessy		2012-05-04 11:35:11 AM

Real winner there.

ringersol		2012-05-04 11:38:24 AM

Sweden has trailer parks?

offmymeds		2012-05-04 11:39:28 AM

Precision Boobery		2012-05-04 11:41:49 AM

SQUEEZING PENIS
with
HOT IRON

TONIGHT ♫ LIVE ♫ SOLD OUT!!!

mcsestretch		2012-05-04 11:42:00 AM

Seen nodding in agreement.

tetsoushima		2012-05-04 11:47:39 AM

Granted, the directions she was giving him were confusing and cryptic.

Kuta		2012-05-04 11:52:09 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner		2012-05-04 11:57:51 AM

Following the "stupid" stunt, the 31-year-old simply laughed and asked the other woman for some ice.

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never believed these stories were actually true...until last night...

CygnusDarius		2012-05-04 12:13:55 PM

Squeezing penis with hot iron 'not assault': court

Then what the fark is it then!?.

Also:

www.thelocal.se

Confused duck face?.

saddlesablazin		2012-05-04 12:14:46 PM

Without checking i'm 100% positive about what this guy's race is.

JesusJuice		2012-05-04 12:23:14 PM

Thread needs more penis-straightening swedish girls.

sedric		2012-05-04 12:27:02 PM

ajt167		2012-05-04 12:35:27 PM

Wow, a court decision that actually makes sense. God bless America. Oh wait...dammit!

BolloxReader		2012-05-04 12:58:25 PM

CygnusDarius: Squeezing penis with hot iron 'not assault': court

Then what the fark is it then!?.

Also:

[www.thelocal.se image 640x426]

Confused duck face?.

Well, he was waving it around, unsolicited. That could be sexual assault, right there. In which case you have offsetting fouls with woman number 1, if she was only being charged with assault (thought I would have thought it would have been battery as it involved more than threatening, which might have meant a 20 yard penalty and a first down).

The Fifth Dentist		2012-05-04 02:41:33 PM

Bjork Bjork Bjork!

Do you know the way to Mordor		2012-05-04 03:27:37 PM

Don't tell Michele and Marcus Bachmann- this may turn out to be a new technique to turn gays straight!,

i upped my meds-up yours		2012-05-04 09:27:17 PM

As his ex-girlfriend sat on the couch straightening her hair, the man suddenly asked to have his penis "straightened", wanting her to place the hair iron around his sex organ, the local Hallands Posten newspaper reported.

"Do it, do it, do it," the man said, according to the woman's statement to police.

t.qkme.me

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-05-04 10:45:35 PM

In issuing its ruling on the case, the court found that since the man had asked the woman to put his penis in the hair iron in the first place, she could hardly be culpable in the caper.

www.cynicalsmirk.com

cleveoh		2012-05-05 10:50:36 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: In issuing its ruling on the case, the court found that since the man had asked the woman to put his penis in the hair iron in the first place, she could hardly be culpable in the caper.

[www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x233]

Also, she wasn't a kleptomaniac from Cleveland.

/Still impressed how he & Carson managed to (mostly) hold it together during that entire skit

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