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2012-05-04 08:54:10 AM
He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

Really? It's bad? You're 16 and you don't know how to say "no"? I'm guessing at the time he was perfectly willing to bone her, and now he's just regretting his decision.

She's fairly good looking. I'd stick my chalk in her chalk brush.
 
2012-05-04 09:17:01 AM
She's clearly crazy. Just look at her eyeshadow.
 
2012-05-04 09:50:47 AM
Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?
 
2012-05-04 09:54:38 AM
Looks like it's Flori-duh.
 
2012-05-04 10:00:42 AM
He claims he was a virgin at the time and now is upset looking back at the incident saying ". . . when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

Don't worry, kid. I don't even remember my first time and I haven't even bedded that many ladies.
 
2012-05-04 10:13:02 AM
Boy, 16, Claims He Was Virgin

Claims? Look, when a 16 year old boy admits he is still a virgin, you can safely assume it's the truth.

16 year old girls, OTOH...
 
2012-05-04 10:15:24 AM

make me some tea: Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?


But, according to police, not this lady. Cops say Kacy Christine Wilson started off texting topless photos of herself to a male student, 16, then got him excused from another class one day, took him into a closet in her classroom and had sex with him.

My guess is the full charge is "transmission of pornography to a minor by electronic device."
Specifically, 847.0135 criminalizes transmission of porn via computer to a minor.
 
2012-05-04 10:16:11 AM

make me some tea: Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?


I think they left out some important words there. Maybe "to a minor"?
 
2012-05-04 10:17:10 AM

Theaetetus: make me some tea: Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?

But, according to police, not this lady. Cops say Kacy Christine Wilson started off texting topless photos of herself to a male student, 16, then got him excused from another class one day, took him into a closet in her classroom and had sex with him.

My guess is the full charge is "transmission of pornography to a minor by electronic device."
Specifically, 847.0135 criminalizes transmission of porn via computer to a minor.


Sure, fine. Show your work and make me look like a slacker.
 
2012-05-04 10:30:51 AM

namegoeshere: Theaetetus: make me some tea: Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?

But, according to police, not this lady. Cops say Kacy Christine Wilson started off texting topless photos of herself to a male student, 16, then got him excused from another class one day, took him into a closet in her classroom and had sex with him.

My guess is the full charge is "transmission of pornography to a minor by electronic device."
Specifically, 847.0135 criminalizes transmission of porn via computer to a minor.

Sure, fine. Show your work and make me look like a slacker.


haha
 
2012-05-04 10:40:34 AM
He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

Yeah, well I have to think back on some hippie chick. My first time smelled like patchouli. I don't want to hear about your problems.
 
2012-05-04 10:40:56 AM
Niiiiice.
 
2012-05-04 10:41:11 AM
Haha. "Hot" teacher.

You got me, subby!
 
2012-05-04 10:41:45 AM
Poor guy he should have lost it to some 3 chinned pimple faced swamp donkey.
 
2012-05-04 10:42:55 AM
Poor kid.Can you hear the worlds smaest violin playing for ya?
 
2012-05-04 10:43:23 AM

namegoeshere: make me some tea: Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?

I think they left out some important words there. Maybe "to a minor"?


www.janniefunster.com

Eh -- I've seen better.
 
2012-05-04 10:43:52 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Haha. "Hot" teacher.

You got me, subby!


Alright wise guy, post what you've nailed recently!

/not subby
//kid sounds like a pussy
 
2012-05-04 10:44:20 AM

BurnShrike: You're 16 and you don't know how to say "no"?


not saying this is what happen, but that's exactly the scenario that happens during many date rapes. Just because you don't say no, doesn't mean you're saying yes and people sometimes freeze when presented with situations that they are uncomfortable with and don't know how to handle.


/the boy was probably asking for it
 
2012-05-04 10:44:21 AM
According to the report, the victim was ashamed of his actions and had been a virgin. He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

What a putz. He went from "hero" to "zero" with that statement.
 
2012-05-04 10:44:44 AM

groppet: Poor guy he should have lost it to some 3 chinned pimple faced swamp donkey.


.

This swamp donkey enough for you?

thedirtypush.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-05-04 10:45:10 AM
Kids these days just don't know how good they've got it. When I was 17 I had an affair with my 29-year old boss, and I was grateful!

/Uphill, in the snow, both ways.
//If you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-04 10:45:31 AM
Back in my day, sex in the closet was the extra credit.
 
2012-05-04 10:46:42 AM
What the hell is wrong with todays youth?

If I was getting it from a nice looking teacher at 16, I'd keep my mouth shut and keep it going as long as possible.

I assume the Dumbass tag is for the student.
 
2012-05-04 10:47:27 AM
Damn, for once the teacher isn't completely repulsive. Kudos kid, you could have done much worse for your first time.
 
2012-05-04 10:48:00 AM
This happened in Kissimmee, FL. Why wasn't the Florida tag used subby?
 
2012-05-04 10:48:10 AM

BurnShrike: He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

Really? It's bad? You're 16 and you don't know how to say "no"? I'm guessing at the time he was perfectly willing to bone her, and now he's just regretting his decision.

She's fairly good looking. I'd stick my chalk in her chalk brush.


Regretting that someone found out, maybe.

/can't rape the willing.
/well, technically you can, but that's a different fetish.
 
2012-05-04 10:48:29 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-04 10:48:46 AM
I don't feel turdy.
 
2012-05-04 10:49:10 AM
Hmmm.. Thinking back on my first time. Which would I rather have? 1) the fumbling, stumbling back seat encounter I had that left me feeling awkward and unsatisfied. or 2) being nailed by a 28 year old, who knows shat she's doing.

Since when do 16 year old boys put any more emphasis on their virginity beyond losing it at the first opportunity? This country is losing its farking mind. The pussification continue quite unabated.
 
2012-05-04 10:49:10 AM

Odoriferous Queef: What the hell is wrong with todays youth?

If I was getting it from a nice looking teacher at 16, I'd keep my mouth shut and keep it going as long as possible.

I assume the Dumbass tag is for the student.


exactly. That's not an ugly teacher by any stretch for the hot for teacher situations. Van Halen would approve.
 
2012-05-04 10:49:21 AM
As long as the journalistic haven "dumbassdaily" is covering our major news stories, we'll never have to question journalistic integrity again.

oh, and 1nsanilicious...you're a jerk. Must...unsee
 
2012-05-04 10:49:44 AM

namegoeshere: Claims? Look, when a 16 year old boy admits he is still a virgin, you can safely assume it's the truth.


www.freewebs.com

Agrees entirely.
 
2012-05-04 10:49:58 AM
Don't worry kid, when you think back about mean ol' Ms. Wilson, you'll soon discover the girls your own age don't know shiat, and Ms. Wilson will be nothing more than spank bank material.
 
2012-05-04 10:51:05 AM
Maybe this was not the "coming out of the closet" he had in mind?
 
2012-05-04 10:51:17 AM
I wonder how many of these female teacher with male student affairs start because the teacher is pissed at their husband or boyfriend and decide to get back at them with having sex with another guy, and the student is the first guy that they run into.
 
2012-05-04 10:51:27 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

wil3.typepad.com
 
2012-05-04 10:51:35 AM
Maybe this kid caught the gehy. That is the only way what he says makes any sense.
 
2012-05-04 10:51:54 AM
Here come the Fervs.
 
2012-05-04 10:51:56 AM

JackieRabbit: Hmmm.. Thinking back on my first time. Which would I rather have? 1) the fumbling, stumbling back seat encounter I had that left me feeling awkward and unsatisfied. or 2) being nailed by a 28 year old, who knows shat she's doing.

Since when do 16 year old boys put any more emphasis on their virginity beyond losing it at the first opportunity? This country is losing its farking mind. The pussification continue quite unabated.


Truth.
 
2012-05-04 10:51:59 AM

1nsanilicious: groppet: Poor guy he should have lost it to some 3 chinned pimple faced swamp donkey.

.

This swamp donkey enough for you?

[thedirtypush.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 500x375]


How did you get pictures of my sister?!?!?!?
 
2012-05-04 10:52:23 AM
It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson.

Instead of in the closet, I think maybe he should have come out of it.

/nttawwt
 
2012-05-04 10:53:08 AM
Cops say Kacy Christine Wilson started off texting topless photos of herself to a male student,


rule 34, meow.
 
2012-05-04 10:53:53 AM

LeroyBourne: Don't worry kid, when you think back about mean ol' Ms. Wilson, you'll soon discover the girls your own age don't know shiat, and Ms. Wilson will be nothing more than spank bank material.


Also truth. I hear that oral sex is all the rage now instead of sex, but when I was in HS, getting head was like finding Elvis and Jimma Hoffa riding a unicorn -- not a goddamn chance.

That is, until I found the slutty rich girl with daddy issues. Holy hot damn.
 
2012-05-04 10:54:06 AM

carrion_luggage: namegoeshere: make me some tea: Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device.

Transmission of porn by computer is illegal? What stupid state is this in?

I think they left out some important words there. Maybe "to a minor"?

[www.janniefunster.com image 300x370]

Eh -- I've seen better.


Nice.
 
2012-05-04 10:54:16 AM

BurnShrike: He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."


Really? It's bad? You're 16 and you don't know how to say "no"? I'm guessing at the time he was perfectly willing to bone her, and now he's just regretting his decision.

She's fairly good looking. I'd stick my chalk in her chalk brush.


upload.wikimedia.org

"You could do worse, my friend"
 
2012-05-04 10:54:58 AM

Odoriferous Queef: What the hell is wrong with todays youth?

If I was getting it from a nice looking teacher at 16, I'd keep my mouth shut and keep it going as long as possible.

I assume the Dumbass tag is for the student.


Considering it's Central Florida, odds are the kid is some born-again teen who's been taught that sex is something to be ashamed of.
 
2012-05-04 10:55:31 AM
He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

Yeah, girls are yucky. But college is only a couple of years away, so you'll be elbow-deep in man-ass before you know it.
 
2012-05-04 10:56:04 AM
FTFA: ". . . when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."

As fond as I am of my first time memories this doesn't seem like it would be that bad either. or should I just say...NICE.
 
2012-05-04 10:56:36 AM

JackieRabbit: Hmmm.. Thinking back on my first time. Which would I rather have? 1) the fumbling, stumbling back seat encounter I had that left me feeling awkward and unsatisfied. or 2) being nailed by a 28 year old, who knows shat she's doing.

Since when do 16 year old boys put any more emphasis on their virginity beyond losing it at the first opportunity? This country is losing its farking mind. The pussification continue quite unabated.


Agreed. I'm actually angry at this kid. Either he's lying so to improve his chances in a lawsuit against the teacher or school district, which is terrible, or he's telling the truth which is worse. Somebody punch him.
 
2012-05-04 10:57:16 AM
How can a female "have" sex with a male, I mean is she like slamming her vagina on his crotch till she gets penetration? As much as a penis would like to it simply does not conduct sex automatically.

Oh and this poor kid is breaking my heart, he'll have to go under decades of therapy for something that practically every middle aged man wishes they could have had done to them at his age.
 
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