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(Metro)   Cheryl Cole is not very intelligent. Well duhhh   (metro.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-05-04 09:54:04 AM
Who?
 
2012-05-04 09:54:43 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

She is not banking on her brain
 
2012-05-04 09:55:22 AM
media.monstersandcritics.com
Rich: Yes.
Gorgeous: Yes.
Intelligent: Thank God No
 
2012-05-04 09:55:36 AM
I've been single and dating for several years now. the hottest chick i've been able to con into going out with me, crazy good looking with large foobies, was also not the brightest bulb in my closet/harem. so this makes sense. sometimes she struggles to finish sentences etc. i've had to weigh my feelings about this, should i continue to date her or should i keep searching for something more intelligent. parts of me are confused, guess which parts.
 
2012-05-04 09:55:39 AM
Neither is Andrei Harmsworth, judging by that nonsensical, meandering "article".
 
2012-05-04 09:58:17 AM

munko: I've been single and dating for several years now. the hottest chick i've been able to con into going out with me, crazy good looking with large foobies, was also not the brightest bulb in my closet/harem. so this makes sense. sometimes she struggles to finish sentences etc. i've had to weigh my feelings about this, should i continue to date her or should i keep searching for something more intelligent. parts of me are confused, guess which parts.


Is she nice? Stupid and nice is a godsend. Stupid and mean is almost as bad as smart and mean.
 
2012-05-04 09:59:30 AM
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Cheryl Tweedy: I'd like a new tattoo on my ass. I want it to look like I've shiat meself when I wear a bikini bottom.

Tattoo artist: Ok, you dumb coont.

Cheryl Tweedy: Thanks. You're amazing!
 
2012-05-04 10:02:47 AM

GungFu: Cheryl Tweedy: I'd like a new tattoo on my ass. I want it to look like I've shiat meself when I wear a bikini bottom.

Tattoo artist: I get to manhandle your naked ass? Hells to the yeahs!

Cheryl Tweedy: Thanks. You're amazing!

Tattoo artist: SPLOOOSH!

 
2012-05-04 10:10:08 AM
She married Ca$hley Cole... nuff said.
 
2012-05-04 10:11:54 AM

wiwille: Who?


She had a few hit songs in the late 90's and dated Lance Armstrong for a while. I'm sure she's still making music but I haven't heard any of it... then again I don't really follow music either.

i.usatoday.net
 
2012-05-04 10:12:58 AM
Yeah, but them t**ties ain't retarded! Am I right?


/DaveAtell
 
2012-05-04 10:14:20 AM

s2s2s2: munko: I've been single and dating for several years now. the hottest chick i've been able to con into going out with me, crazy good looking with large foobies, was also not the brightest bulb in my closet/harem. so this makes sense. sometimes she struggles to finish sentences etc. i've had to weigh my feelings about this, should i continue to date her or should i keep searching for something more intelligent. parts of me are confused, guess which parts.

Is she nice? Stupid and nice is a godsend. Stupid and mean is almost as bad as smart and mean.


she is very nice, she seems to like me but yet, she is a bit scatterbrained. my other choices in the dating world so far have been less scatterbrained, but less drop dead good looking and less foobage. i think i will try to make it work with her cause she makes my man parts work better than ever before. she is wicked sexy and great in bed. and she gives good hummers.
 
2012-05-04 10:16:01 AM
I don't know who that is and I don't know why I bothered to RTFA and I don't know why I bothered to post a comment about any of it...

munko: parts of me are confused, guess which parts.


The part that's going to get you trapped in a terrible relationship with an infuriating idiot who will stop putting out long before a smarter person's brains will go downhill.
 
2012-05-04 10:16:16 AM

wiwille: Who?


this
 
2012-05-04 10:17:40 AM

munko: s2s2s2: munko: I've been single and dating for several years now. the hottest chick i've been able to con into going out with me, crazy good looking with large foobies, was also not the brightest bulb in my closet/harem. so this makes sense. sometimes she struggles to finish sentences etc. i've had to weigh my feelings about this, should i continue to date her or should i keep searching for something more intelligent. parts of me are confused, guess which parts.

Is she nice? Stupid and nice is a godsend. Stupid and mean is almost as bad as smart and mean.

she is very nice, she seems to like me but yet, she is a bit scatterbrained. my other choices in the dating world so far have been less scatterbrained, but less drop dead good looking and less foobage. i think i will try to make it work with her cause she makes my man parts work better than ever before. she is wicked sexy and great in bed. and she gives good hummers.


Does she cook? if that is a yes, then marry her.
 
2012-05-04 10:21:26 AM

loonatic112358: wiwille: Who?

this


One of these
 
2012-05-04 10:33:48 AM

ProdigalSigh: wiwille: Who?

She had a few hit songs in the late 90's and dated Lance Armstrong for a while. I'm sure she's still making music but I haven't heard any of it... then again I don't really follow music either.

[i.usatoday.net image 317x450]


No, that's Sheryl Crow. Cheryl Cole was a semi-popular 90s singer, known for "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone" and that song that was used on Dawson's Creek.
 
2012-05-04 10:38:28 AM
If you are more concerned with Cheryl Cole's brains, instead of her other body parts, I think maybe you are "not the bright one"

Cheryl Cole is farking hawt. If the UK doesn't want her, I'll take her
 
2012-05-04 10:38:37 AM
I've never watched the actual show but I've watched a couple of highlights on YouTube. "patronising" is my opinion.
 
2012-05-04 10:40:50 AM

munko: s2s2s2: munko: I've been single and dating for several years now. the hottest chick i've been able to con into going out with me, crazy good looking with large foobies, was also not the brightest bulb in my closet/harem. so this makes sense. sometimes she struggles to finish sentences etc. i've had to weigh my feelings about this, should i continue to date her or should i keep searching for something more intelligent. parts of me are confused, guess which parts.

Is she nice? Stupid and nice is a godsend. Stupid and mean is almost as bad as smart and mean.

she is very nice, she seems to like me but yet, she is a bit scatterbrained. my other choices in the dating world so far have been less scatterbrained, but less drop dead good looking and less foobage. i think i will try to make it work with her cause she makes my man parts work better than ever before. she is wicked sexy and great in bed. and she gives good hummers.


Never make a relationship decision without first jerking off. To answer your question, it depends on what your looking for. If you want just someone to have fun with for a while, and this is what she's looking for too, go for it. If your looking for a woman you might marry someday, then it's more complicated. If you get along with her well, can have fun and good conversations, etc., it's worth a shot. Think of it this way, if she wasn't quite as good looking and didn't have as big of boobies but was still within your standard, would you want to be with her? If you're hoping to have something long-term, the novelty of the good looks decreases with time (hot women that maintain themselves are hot well into their 50s, afterwhich time you probably won't be as interested in sex anyway, so the whole "beauty fades" thing is kind of moot, but with time it just won't be a big deal anymore).

I've dated my share of super hot, not so bright but very nice and sweet girls. It was fun and a good experience, but I decided I need a girl with some brains. I lucked out and got one that was hotter than the others, bigger boobies, and really smart and nice. She's by far the best in the sack too. I would have married her even if she wasn't as hot.
 
2012-05-04 10:41:34 AM
Who needs brains when every guy wants to cream in your ass?
 
2012-05-04 10:44:20 AM
A dumb celebrity? GTFO! I thought they all had to be MENSA members
 
2012-05-04 11:13:51 AM

ProdigalSigh: wiwille: Who?

She had a few hit songs in the late 90's and dated Lance Armstrong for a while. I'm sure she's still making music but I haven't heard any of it... then again I don't really follow music either.

[i.usatoday.net image 317x450]


Don't get me started on what happened to Kevin Gilbert or her actions concerning the Tuesday Night Music Club!
 
2012-05-04 11:23:29 AM

monoski: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x253]

She is not banking on her brain


I'd bank on her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-04 11:23:36 AM
coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com

I thought her name was Carol

/danger zone!
 
2012-05-04 11:31:26 AM

ProdigalSigh: wiwille: Who?

She had a few hit songs in the late 90's and dated Lance Armstrong for a while. I'm sure she's still making music but I haven't heard any of it... then again I don't really follow music either.

[i.usatoday.net image 317x450]


I think she's the one that doesn't shave her pits.
 
2012-05-04 11:46:55 AM

EyeballKid: ProdigalSigh: wiwille: Who?

She had a few hit songs in the late 90's and dated Lance Armstrong for a while. I'm sure she's still making music but I haven't heard any of it... then again I don't really follow music either.

[i.usatoday.net image 317x450]

No, that's Sheryl Crow. Cheryl Cole was a semi-popular 90s singer, known for "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone" and that song that was used on Dawson's Creek.


No, that's Paula Cole. J Cole is a trendy brand of clothing popular with yuppies and known for it's relaxed fit and easily upturned collars.
 
2012-05-04 12:17:03 PM

wiwille: Who?


He had a few hit songs in the 40's and 50's and in the 60's. Also managed to do a duet with his daughter after he was dead.

panachereport.com
 
2012-05-04 12:52:49 PM
Now if you could just keep these shiat fights between the lower 50% out of the media, we could all be happy.
 
2012-05-04 01:59:53 PM
I certainly admire her for using her kitchen as a shoe closet. That alone takes genius.
 
2012-05-04 02:06:47 PM

munko: I've been single and dating for several years now. the hottest chick i've been able to con into going out with me, crazy good looking with large foobies, was also not the brightest bulb in my closet/harem. so this makes sense. sometimes she struggles to finish sentences etc. i've had to weigh my feelings about this, should i continue to date her or should i keep searching for something more intelligent. parts of me are confused, guess which parts.


My last boyfriend was beyond hot but not the brightest crayon in the box. He was nice and funny though and the sex was outstanding and lots of it. Great sex is what we had most in common and that doesn't make for a long lasting relationship.

That said, I would prefer a man who is less hot with more smarts. In the end I'd prefer a guy with whom I can have an intelligent conversation with.

Broke up because I moved out-of-state for a better job; long distant relationships don't work.

I'd say if you're looking forward with your gal for long term relationship you have to choose which is more important to you: hotness and a dolt or someone less hot with more smarts.
 
2012-05-04 03:30:21 PM

Cymbal: Who needs brains when every guy wants to cream in your ass?


basically
 
2012-05-04 03:52:37 PM

cycoivan: [coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

I thought her name was Carol

/danger zone!


LMAO
 
2012-05-04 07:20:43 PM
Top 5 hottest women on the planet.
 
2012-05-04 08:10:03 PM

Jamdug!: Top 5 hottest women on the planet.


Kate Beckinsale
Salma Hayak
Sofia Vergara
Scarlett Johanson
Kate Upton

Next question?
 
2012-05-05 09:00:32 PM
Never heard her name or saw her face before this article.
 
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