i smell gas....

Was he flatulent?

/dnrtfa
//Dutch ovened Eva Braun, did he?

LordSunder: Was he flatulent?

/dnrtfa
//Dutch ovened Eva Braun, did he?

yeeeeup

Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein cheek sneak

Ziehen Sie meine Finger

I liked my headline better:

"You know who else had himself injected with bull semen?"

No information about advanced syphillis? Fail.

Well he was a vegetarian...

Great, this thread has gone from Godwin to Got Wind?

eh, this crap comes up every few years/once a decade. it's a common pattern that follows such an easy to spot theme that it's my personal belief it's a half-assed attempt by the german government to make hitler look as silly as possible, to try to take the wind out of those who would idolize him.

though the thought of him pulling a dutch oven on eva IS funny.

8% Hitler stories

I wonder what percentage is about "Unit 731"...

"And when it came to revving up his libido, he was injected with "extracts" from young bull testicles."

I grew up on a farm, so I'm surprised to find so many people haven't heard of this. This is why medical doctors hate homeopathy: it's freely available, it's easy, and it works. Doctors really hate things that work because they want to treat the symptoms and not the disease.

When my grandpa was getting older, he often complained at breakfast that he'd been unable to keep his erection while having sexual intercourse with grandma that morning. Grandma would shake her head and point to the barn, saying "go on now, out to the barn with you." That's where we kept Angus, our 3500 pound breeding pull who could fill a semen pail with one orgasm.

It was interesting, to say the least, the way grandpa got the sperm out of the bull. Let's just say he wasn't going to spill a drop. But with a big bellyful of bull spurt, he was like a new man, 23 instead of 73. He could work all day and then come home and rip Grandma's vagina like a Christmas ham. Amazing substance.

I've since moved to the city, but my country mouse cousin still sends me a quart of bull semen for my birthday. And yes, old Angus is still alive and coming.

Eva, dear, let's roleplay again tonight. You be a Jew and I'll be a can of Zyklon B.

IAmRight: On the one hand, it may be true.

On the other hand, the whole thing seems like just more of a way to try to pretend Hitler was a worse person than we already thought, like genocide isn't enough to make him unlikeable. Now we have to add other stuff. It's kinda stupid.

The accounts of his flatulence problems are pretty well documented from reports and diaries by those near to him.

I had never heard of the drug thing though.

Eva: "Adolf, meine Schatz, lehen offen die Berchtesgardenerschnitzel, bitte"

spentmiles: "And when it came to revving up his libido, he was injected with "extracts" from young bull testicles."

I grew up on a farm, so I'm surprised to find so many people haven't heard of this. This is why medical doctors hate homeopathy: it's freely available, it's easy, and it works. Doctors really hate things that work because they want to treat the symptoms and not the disease.

When my grandpa was getting older, he often complained at breakfast that he'd been unable to keep his erection while having sexual intercourse with grandma that morning. Grandma would shake her head and point to the barn, saying "go on now, out to the barn with you." That's where we kept Angus, our 3500 pound breeding pull who could fill a semen pail with one orgasm.

It was interesting, to say the least, the way grandpa got the sperm out of the bull. Let's just say he wasn't going to spill a drop. But with a big bellyful of bull spurt, he was like a new man, 23 instead of 73. He could work all day and then come home and rip Grandma's vagina like a Christmas ham. Amazing substance.

I've since moved to the city, but my country mouse cousin still sends me a quart of bull semen for my birthday. And yes, old Angus is still alive and coming.

WTFamIreading?.jpg

When did Hitler NOT have some farked up medical ailment?

I've just read that he had a 'Messiah Complex'. And in past documentaries, I learned he also suffered from syphillis, irregular heartbeat and tremors to the left side of his body, had one testicle, skin lesions on thighs, addiction to methamphetamines, Parkinson's disease, paranoid delusions, buzzing and ringing in his ears, hypertension, headaches and heart trouble, problems with his vision, spina bifida occulta; hypospadia, an abnormally placed urethra, OCD hand washing, inflammation of the arteries, narcissism, anxiety, depression, hypochondria, etc etc.

All told, I'm actually quite impressed he got so far in life. Funny how no-one mentions that positive aspect. His self-help books would have been best sellers. Hitler missed a trick here.

LordSunder: Was he flatulent?

/dnrtfa
//Dutch ovened Eva Braun, did he?

All that saurkrout and bratwurst...

Let'er Rip!

spentmiles: "And when it came to revving up his libido, he was injected with "extracts" from young bull testicles."

I grew up on a farm, so I'm surprised to find so many people haven't heard of this. This is why medical doctors hate homeopathy: it's freely available, it's easy, and it works. Doctors really hate things that work because they want to treat the symptoms and not the disease.

When my grandpa was getting older, he often complained at breakfast that he'd been unable to keep his erection while having sexual intercourse with grandma that morning. Grandma would shake her head and point to the barn, saying "go on now, out to the barn with you." That's where we kept Angus, our 3500 pound breeding pull who could fill a semen pail with one orgasm.

It was interesting, to say the least, the way grandpa got the sperm out of the bull. Let's just say he wasn't going to spill a drop. But with a big bellyful of bull spurt, he was like a new man, 23 instead of 73. He could work all day and then come home and rip Grandma's vagina like a Christmas ham. Amazing substance.

I've since moved to the city, but my country mouse cousin still sends me a quart of bull semen for my birthday. And yes, old Angus is still alive and coming.

wut

The cemetery for the victims of the Halabja massacre.

They don't even know if those actually were Hitler's remains. Kind of a stretch there.

This headline was a holocaust joke. I did nazi that coming, and I personally find this very offensive. Anne Frankly, I will not stand for this travesty. This is goering to get nasty, and I'll be gobbeling your apology before it's done. Now I want you to stop trying to be campy, and concentrate on being tactful.

So, he personally powered the gas chambers?

Eva Braun: Mein fuhrer has no nose!

Goebels: How does he smell?!

Braun: Terrible!

/die Flipperwaldt gersput

I remember the first time I came across a spentmiles story.

Terribly confused, but it is why you are favorited.

haha did they find this news in "the OBL papers" like all the other BS propaganda that has come out in the last coupla weeks?

When your country is known for Sauerkraut, there is going to be some problems.

spentmiles: a semen pail

LOL!

/slaps head... Now I get it.

spentmiles: "And when it came to revving up his libido, he was injected with "extracts" from young bull testicles."

I grew up on a farm, so I'm surprised to find so many people haven't heard of this. This is why medical doctors hate homeopathy: it's freely available, it's easy, and it works. Doctors really hate things that work because they want to treat the symptoms and not the disease.

When my grandpa was getting older, he often complained at breakfast that he'd been unable to keep his erection while having sexual intercourse with grandma that morning. Grandma would shake her head and point to the barn, saying "go on now, out to the barn with you." That's where we kept Angus, our 3500 pound breeding pull who could fill a semen pail with one orgasm.

It was interesting, to say the least, the way grandpa got the sperm out of the bull. Let's just say he wasn't going to spill a drop. But with a big bellyful of bull spurt, he was like a new man, 23 instead of 73. He could work all day and then come home and rip Grandma's vagina like a Christmas ham. Amazing substance.

I've since moved to the city, but my country mouse cousin still sends me a quart of bull semen for my birthday. And yes, old Angus is still alive and coming.

I'm just going to go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking: "You're amazing."

I'm sorry, but that 'grandpa talking about thex at the b'fast table & having a belly full of bull yogurt' p0st is still ringing in my eyes...

spentmiles: Doctors really hate things that work because they want to treat the symptoms and not the disease.

So how is Grandpa chugging bull semen treating the disease & not the symptoms?
Was his belly somehow organically missing a bukketsworth of hot, tasty sperm?

/this could go on forever

I wonder how many times he mistook a fart for horribly runny dio?

The Polish Non-Aggression Pact wasn't worth a fart.