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(AP)   Flying bear killed after unsuccessful attempt to taxi across highway prior to takeoff   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 28
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2012-05-04 11:42:57 AM
i267.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 12:36:03 PM
When they said they liked to relocated bears to another area with a major barrier like a river or a highway between there and the place they were captured, I had a feeling this would be the result.
 
2012-05-04 12:36:13 PM
Oh shiat, the dropbears have migrated from Australia.
 
2012-05-04 12:37:16 PM
Anyone else immediately think of this?

i111.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 12:37:24 PM
Who was driving, Mr. Magoo?
 
2012-05-04 12:38:16 PM
That must be one horribly mangle corpse of a bear, not just a little boo-boo bear
 
2012-05-04 12:39:12 PM
Shenanigans. I don't believe they relocated the bear 50 miles away or he wouldn't have made it back so fast.
 
2012-05-04 12:40:01 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-04 12:43:57 PM
www.airforce-technology.com
 
2012-05-04 12:45:00 PM
How do two cars get into the same accident with one bear?

/ that's some mighty fine drivin', Lou
 
2012-05-04 12:50:04 PM

Splinshints: How do two cars get into the same accident with one bear?

/ that's some mighty fine drivin', Lou


Car one hits it at night, car two rearends car one?
 
2012-05-04 12:52:24 PM
He couldn't have been very bright, certainly not smarter than your average bear

i959.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 12:54:44 PM

Splinshints: How do two cars get into the same accident with one bear?

/ that's some mighty fine drivin', Lou


Bear shrugs off mild tap by car one, continues to walk like a boss across highway. Car two sees car one on shoulder with hazards on, moves over one lane to the left per our new law, encounters bear at high rate of speed.

Bear no longer walks like a boss.
 
2012-05-04 12:58:39 PM
Came for Bear-o-dactyl, leaving happy.
 
2012-05-04 01:02:34 PM

RabidRythmDivas: Shenanigans. I don't believe they relocated the bear 50 miles away or he wouldn't have made it back so fast.


You don't think a bear can travel 7 miles in a day?
 
2012-05-04 01:04:00 PM
Love bearodactyl, sad for real bear.
 
2012-05-04 01:04:19 PM
www.onegreenplanet.org
This bear had a very bad week.
 
2012-05-04 01:07:49 PM
Done in one! Bravo!
 
2012-05-04 01:09:58 PM
He wasn't a Bear. He was a silly man that needed a shave and wore a fur coat.
 
2012-05-04 01:25:37 PM
i267.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 01:43:12 PM
fark it, repost.

RIP, flying bear.

i975.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 01:51:09 PM
Brilliant, subster.
 
2012-05-04 02:01:28 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-05-04 02:11:03 PM
i599.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 03:09:37 PM
img1.fark.net Sic transit gloria mundi
 
2012-05-04 03:46:09 PM

KatjaMouse: Anyone else immediately think of this?

[i111.photobucket.com image 640x441]


(raises hand)
 
2012-05-04 04:14:02 PM
Great headline, subby
 
2012-05-05 01:45:32 AM
I actually drove by this on the way to work yesterday morning. There were two wrecked cars in the opposite direction, and half a dozen cop cars/ambulances rushing to the scene. I even thought about texting my honey once I reached work, in case whatever had happened had made the news.

/uncool story bro
 
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