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2012-05-04 01:42:27 PM  
With slideshows?
 
2012-05-04 02:03:03 PM  

dedekind_cut: With slideshows?


Are you kidding me?

Slideshows are farking_hot.
 
2012-05-04 03:07:21 PM  
I always thought sticking a penis into a warm wet vag was the way.
 
2012-05-04 03:13:44 PM  
Cronenberg's Crash always turned my crank for some reason.
 
2012-05-04 03:22:12 PM  
What, no The Unbearable Lightness of Being? (SFW, IMDb link)

Great movie
 
2012-05-04 03:25:48 PM  
No mention of the "Sleeping Beauty" books?
/surprised.
 
2012-05-04 03:26:38 PM  
Annais Nin involved in three parts of the list...

Yep, sounds right.
 
2012-05-04 03:27:01 PM  
Dear Penthouse,
 
2012-05-04 03:27:59 PM  
For me: Porn and older women (older than I was I at the time I was farking them) was the key to sexual enlightenment (i.e:getting good at it).
 
2012-05-04 03:28:28 PM  

envirovore: No mention of the "Sleeping Beauty" books?
/surprised.


I think the idea of being sold into sexual slavery and publicly raped repeatedly might go a bit too far for the first-time reader.

Perhaps on an advanced course.
 
2012-05-04 03:29:22 PM  
The World According to Garp
 
2012-05-04 03:31:57 PM  
commodorebrand.files.wordpress.com

All you need to do is read the periodic table. Every element required for bonding is in there.


Dmitri Mendeleev knew what was up, son.
 
2012-05-04 03:32:29 PM  

mainsail: Annais Nin involved in three parts of the list...

Yep, sounds right.


I have "Reads Anais Nin." on my list of attributes I look for in a woman.
 
2012-05-04 03:32:53 PM  

Cheron: The World According to Garp


Perhaps my favorite book, I think rereading that repeatedly as a young adolescent went a long way toward making me the well-adjusted adult I am today.... *cough*
 
2012-05-04 03:36:24 PM  

Treygreen13: envirovore: No mention of the "Sleeping Beauty" books?
/surprised.

I think the idea of being sold into sexual slavery and publicly raped repeatedly might go a bit too far for the first-time reader.

Perhaps on an advanced course.


Yeah, you're probably right there.
I found the series to be half WTF and half 'holy fark that's hot'. Sometimes within the same paragraph.
 
2012-05-04 03:37:01 PM  
static.blol.me
 
2012-05-04 03:39:13 PM  

Hardy-r-r: What, no The Unbearable Lightness of Being? (SFW, IMDb link)

Great movie


Agreed, this is one of the most erotic movies I've seen. I totally fell in love with Juliette Binoche and in lust with Lena Olin after seeing it.
 
2012-05-04 03:44:07 PM  
Fascinating, this.
 
2012-05-04 03:44:49 PM  
List fails without Transexual Barebacking Creampie #2 and #7
 
2012-05-04 03:53:41 PM  
Nice to see "Secretary" on there.
 
2012-05-04 03:54:13 PM  
Yes, but how many of these were featured on Cinemax??
 
2012-05-04 03:58:19 PM  

Grables'Daughter: dedekind_cut: With slideshows?

Are you kidding me?

Slideshows are farking_hot.


Well, they do go both ways, so they've got that going for them.

On the other hand, starting the list off with Basic Instinct probably isn't doing them any favours.
 
2012-05-04 04:00:32 PM  
If Delta of Venus was written by a man feminists would cringe at it's very mention.
 
2012-05-04 04:00:58 PM  
The Dreamers was a very, very weird movie.
 
2012-05-04 04:04:37 PM  
As much as I love Thelma and Louise, it's not that erotic. More like Easy Rider for women.

And, seriously, where's the Marquis de Sade? Or Behind The Green Door? Or Bilitis?
 
2012-05-04 04:06:28 PM  

Mildot: I always thought sticking a penis into a warm wet vag was the way.


I think it's "taking it in the butt from Dolomite."
 
2012-05-04 04:08:41 PM  
 
2012-05-04 04:09:47 PM  

Hardy-r-r: What, no The Unbearable Lightness of Being? (SFW, IMDb link)

Great movie


And much, much better book, along with Book of Laughter and Forgetting. Kundera is a helluva writer.
 
2012-05-04 04:22:53 PM  

Mildot: arthursparents.jpeg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anymore where these came from? Huge Arthur fan here.
 
2012-05-04 04:28:17 PM  
And here's what should've made the cut:
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2012-05-04 04:44:57 PM  
They left out the classics
Deep Throat
Behind The Green Door
Debbie Does Dallas

/showing my age
 
2012-05-04 04:54:01 PM  
i681.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 05:17:14 PM  
No Salò?
 
2012-05-04 05:19:19 PM  
A whole lotta suck on that list. (No pun intended)
 
2012-05-04 05:35:54 PM  

Hardy-r-r: What, no The Unbearable Lightness of Being? (SFW, IMDb link)

Great movie


"take off your clothes."

/ that line worked so well for daniel day lewis... but ever time I try it with strangely beautiful women, they just kind of look at me like a banker might look at a homeless person requesting a 20 million dollar loan for residential development in nevada.
 
2012-05-04 05:36:15 PM  
i'd switch out "the reader" for "y tu mama tambien," a vastly superior movie on all levels.
 
2012-05-04 05:38:15 PM  

downstairs: No Salò?


www.myfacewhen.com
 
2012-05-04 05:40:01 PM  

Gonad the Ballbarian: List fails without Transexual Barebacking Creampie #2 and #7


#2 is good but the series really dropped off after #4.
 
2012-05-04 05:53:38 PM  
Sexual enlightenment from Fatal Attraction and Basic Instinct? Really? Why not just throw A Serbian Film in there while they're at it?
 
2012-05-04 06:01:27 PM  

caddisfly: Hardy-r-r: What, no The Unbearable Lightness of Being? (SFW, IMDb link)

Great movie

And much, much better book, along with Book of Laughter and Forgetting. Kundera is a helluva writer.


I absolutely LOVED The Joke. I should read it again... after learning a bit about Czech history
 
2012-05-04 06:07:22 PM  

pute kisses like a man: "take off your clothes."
/ that line worked so well for daniel day lewis..


Well there's your problem.
 
2012-05-04 06:13:59 PM  

DJAkeeba: Sexual enlightenment from Fatal Attraction and Basic Instinct? Really? Why not just throw A Serbian Film in there while they're at it?


www.myfacewhen.com

www.myfacewhen.com

Bears repeating.
 
2012-05-04 06:35:33 PM  
maybe for kids in the 1980s

kids tehse days got free unlimitded access to all kinds of pr0n.

so unfair
 
2012-05-04 06:36:54 PM  
Wild Orchid
And go read 9 1/2 Weeks. The movie sucks.
 
2012-05-04 06:41:57 PM  
Anybody here seen 'Sirens'? Oh my gawd, boners for days.....
 
2012-05-04 06:43:44 PM  

kanesays: Anybody here seen 'Sirens'? Oh my gawd, boners for days.....


Yeah, Hugh Grant and Sam Neill were cute.
Wait...
 
2012-05-04 07:05:47 PM  
List fails for having Fifty Shades of Grey, but redeems itself with Secretary, The Joy of Sex and Anais Nin.

The Story of O was the only book I've ever read that I couldn't bring myself to finish - I wasn't quite expecting it to turn up here.
 
2012-05-04 07:49:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: pute kisses like a man: "take off your clothes."
/ that line worked so well for daniel day lewis..

Well there's your problem.


i280.photobucket.com

Should be a very good performance & movie (Spielberg + Lewis)
However I do not expect much eroticism....
 
2012-05-04 09:40:32 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: As much as I love Thelma and Louise, it's not that erotic. More like Easy Rider for women.

And, seriously, where's the Marquis de Sade? Or Behind The Green Door? Or Bilitis?


Justine was quite enlightening in realizing that all of those Penthouse stories have been told for millennia.
 
2012-05-04 09:50:57 PM  
www.universalstudiosentertainment.com
 
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