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(SFGate)   Scarlett Johansson receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as committee unanimously honors her acting, singing, not securing her cell phone   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 35
    More: Spiffy, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Scarlett Johansson, Hollywood Boulevard, movie stars, Jeremy Renner  
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2012-05-04 11:00:31 AM  
I gotta say, I don't usually really care about celebrity nakies, but holy cow did her'shiat the spot.
 
2012-05-04 11:50:40 AM  
filtwnd

;-)
nathan-lee.com

hot as
 
2012-05-04 12:25:17 PM  
curveinspire.com

And she can act, too!
 
2012-05-04 12:32:13 PM  
Only four things I like about her...... Guess?
 
2012-05-04 12:32:39 PM  
She can rock a pair of knee socks, that's for sure.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-04 12:43:37 PM  
is this the sidewalk where they press feet into wet concrete to make an impression?

if so, I can think of other things that could make an impression.


/drtfa
 
2012-05-04 12:47:30 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I gotta say, I don't usually really care about celebrity nakies, but holy cow did her'shiat the spot.


//Where did she shiat the spot? During the ceremony? That's nasty.
 
2012-05-04 12:52:16 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [curveinspire.com image 500x672]

And she can act, too!


The water isn't the only thing rippling.
/ducks
 
2012-05-04 12:54:45 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: And she can act, too!


That is not a particularly flattering photo.

/fap fap fap fap
 
2012-05-04 12:55:45 PM  
Renner paid tribute to the unique actress, stating, "Scarlett is built like a classic Hollywood movie star. However, it is only betrayed by her no-nonsense attitude, her sharp wit and self-deprecating sense of humor that truly defines her alluring charm."

How hard is this dude trying to hit that?
 
2012-05-04 12:57:51 PM  

Already Disturbed: DjangoStonereaver: [curveinspire.com image 500x672]

And she can act, too!

The water isn't the only thing rippling.
/ducks


Yeah, not the best picture of her. Those cell phone pics on the other hand...

/fap
 
2012-05-04 01:07:37 PM  
Star? I'm waiting for when she gets honored at Grauman's.

oi50.tinypic.com

/Best scene in Norma Jean and Marilyn
 
2012-05-04 01:12:30 PM  
I'd shove my hands into her wet cement, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-04 01:23:11 PM  

notmtwain: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I gotta say, I don't usually really care about celebrity nakies, but holy cow did her'shiat the spot.

//Where did she shiat the spot? During the ceremony? That's nasty.


heh, I didn't even notice that stupid wordfilter replacement

"holy cow did the two pictures that she took hit the spot"
 
2012-05-04 01:42:21 PM  
Scarlett thread has commenced! Happy Friday, indeed!
 
2012-05-04 01:48:28 PM  

bdub77: DjangoStonereaver: And she can act, too!

That is not a particularly flattering photo.

/fap fap fap fap


Yeah, not the most flattering, but dammit it's still hot as hell. That is one nice ass. The legs are a bit on the cellulitey side, but I don't even care. Besides, a little bit of excersise will clear that right up. I dig chicks who have hips and a little bit of meat on their ass and legs.
 
2012-05-04 01:59:34 PM  
I think Scarlett is absolutely gorgeous, but I'm wondering if she is nearing the Britney point of over saturation.
/keep Federline or anyone similar away from her.
 
2012-05-04 02:04:27 PM  
She did a fine job in The Avengers.
 
2012-05-04 02:15:48 PM  
And she can act, too!

you must be joking. ever see her in 'match point'? pathetic
 
2012-05-04 02:37:04 PM  
I just watched her in Lost in Translation last night. She's good at looking bored. They probably kept her bored by showing her scenes from Lost in Translation.
 
2012-05-04 03:28:40 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: And she can act, too!

you must be joking. ever see her in 'match point'? pathetic


It is called the Walk of Fame not Walk of Talent

She is plenty talented enough for me.
 
2012-05-04 04:03:26 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: And she can act, too!

you must be joking. ever see her in 'match point'? pathetic


She can be a bit hit and miss. With the right director she can do well.

I think that puts her on par with most actors.
 
2012-05-04 04:12:12 PM  
Sing? Her album of Tom Waits covers was an abomination.
 
2012-05-04 04:25:06 PM  

ajt167: bdub77: DjangoStonereaver: And she can act, too!

That is not a particularly flattering photo.

/fap fap fap fap

Yeah, not the most flattering, but dammit it's still hot as hell. That is one nice ass. The legs are a bit on the cellulitey side, but I don't even care. Besides, a little bit of excersise will clear that right up. I dig chicks who have hips and a little bit of meat on their ass and legs.


cut, jib, newsletter, etc
 
2012-05-04 05:56:05 PM  

Callous: Renner paid tribute to the unique actress, stating, "Scarlett is built like a classic Hollywood movie star. However, it is only betrayed by her no-nonsense attitude, her sharp wit and self-deprecating sense of humor that truly defines her alluring charm."

How hard is this dude trying to hit that?


Meh, he's probably just overcompensating. Dude's been living with his "business partner" for years.
 
2012-05-04 06:04:04 PM  

serial arseonist: ajt167: bdub77: DjangoStonereaver: And she can act, too!

That is not a particularly flattering photo.

/fap fap fap fap

Yeah, not the most flattering, but dammit it's still hot as hell. That is one nice ass. The legs are a bit on the cellulitey side, but I don't even care. Besides, a little bit of excersise will clear that right up. I dig chicks who have hips and a little bit of meat on their ass and legs.

cut, jib, newsletter, etc


anyways, all women on earth have a little softness on the legs. if they don't, then they are under 23 years old, or take surgery. I think the only reason that picture looks bad is the quality of the camera, if you were in person, you wouldn't even notice it.

people forget just who damning HD cameras are. they're as bad as CDs when they first came out (for tinny sounds -- so clear that the music sounded fake). sometimes an eyeball tells a better story than a camera.
 
2012-05-04 06:14:28 PM  

bingethinker: I just watched her in Lost in Translation last night. She's good at looking bored. They probably kept her bored by showing her scenes from Lost in Translation.


That's pretty much her whole shtick in everything she does. That, and cleavage.

I'm fairly certain she's a Valium addict.
 
2012-05-04 06:38:55 PM  
Forget 'Walk of Fame'... I'd gladly help her get a star on the walk of shame
 
2012-05-04 07:04:29 PM  

pute kisses like a man: serial arseonist: ajt167: bdub77: DjangoStonereaver: And she can act, too!

That is not a particularly flattering photo.

/fap fap fap fap

Yeah, not the most flattering, but dammit it's still hot as hell. That is one nice ass. The legs are a bit on the cellulitey side, but I don't even care. Besides, a little bit of excersise will clear that right up. I dig chicks who have hips and a little bit of meat on their ass and legs.

cut, jib, newsletter, etc

anyways, all women on earth have a little softness on the legs. if they don't, then they are under 23 years old, or take surgery. I think the only reason that picture looks bad is the quality of the camera, if you were in person, you wouldn't even notice it.

people forget just who damning HD cameras are. they're as bad as CDs when they first came out (for tinny sounds -- so clear that the music sounded fake). sometimes an eyeball tells a better story than a camera.


I'm not sure that's not just red marks from sitting on a towel too long. With her skin anything like that would be extremely noticeable.
 
2012-05-04 07:34:48 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Star? I'm waiting for when she gets honored at Grauman's.

oi50.tinypic.com

/Best scene in Norma Jean and Marilyn


dcist.com
 
2012-05-04 10:06:56 PM  
For her amazing acting in that great classic... or her decades of commitment to...

Wait, why is this happening?
 
2012-05-04 10:07:23 PM  
Joss Whedon must be a good director because he managed to direct her in such a way that she didn't nearly ruin The Avengers the way she sucked the life out of Iron Man 2.
 
2012-05-05 12:06:36 AM  

TheOtherOne79: Sing? Her album of Tom Waits covers was an abomination.


That was her?

Huh. It sounds totally different from her one hit 'MMMBop'.
 
2012-05-05 09:36:38 PM  
I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.
 
2012-05-06 12:00:02 PM  
Scarlett Johansson BUYS a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as committee unanimously honors her HAHAHAHAHAHA acting, HAHAHAHAHAHA singing, not securing her cell phone so we can see her oatmeal ass.

ftfy
 
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