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(BBC)   Woman gives herself a new name....well, actually 161 new names. Still no match for Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 37
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2012-05-04 10:33:16 AM  
What about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Why does no one ever remember Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, one of the greatest composers of the 19th Century?
 
2012-05-04 11:41:18 AM  
Baron Venom Balrog Sabretooth Vader Megatron Vegeta Robotnik Magneto Bison Sephiroth Lex Luthor Skeletor Joker Grind frowns upon your shenanigans, subby.
 
2012-05-04 12:31:44 PM  
orangecow.org

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops
mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith

MP Harpendon (Very Silly) approves.
 
Pud
2012-05-04 01:02:15 PM  
DAMNED IT!! I just knew the moment I had my name changed from 161 random words to 3 letters, the long names would become cool again.

/I give up
 
2012-05-04 01:27:23 PM  
She should join the Southern California Darts Association and raise HELL if they don't list her proper full name.
 
2012-05-04 01:28:28 PM  
tl:dr
 
2012-05-04 01:29:47 PM  
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV seen looking for a longer name.
 
2012-05-04 01:32:16 PM  
But can I call her Dot?
 
2012-05-04 01:38:01 PM  

chemrebel: But can I call her Dot?


Just call her Pip.

/honorable brother not drown
 
2012-05-04 01:49:08 PM  
Still not as stupid as Metta World Peace.
 
2012-05-04 01:50:23 PM  
Well, at least she plans to go by her first name (Red) and last name (Dreams). While she may have some difficulty with government forms due to the length of her name, there is NOTHING bureaucrats hate more than people who don't go by [Firstname] [Lastname].

/goes by [Middlename] [Lastname]
//NOT my fault, blame my parents
///has probably wasted more time arguing with petty bureaucrats and government "service centres" than I have on Fark
 
2012-05-04 01:54:43 PM  
Well that is her real name, but everyone just calls her by her nickname: attention whore.
 
2012-05-04 01:58:23 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Why does no one ever remember Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, one of the greatest composers of the 19th Century?


This.

Why is it that nobody rememebers Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Why does no one ever remember Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
 
2012-05-04 02:01:36 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat and Django Stonereaver:

Y'all win. I couldn't even make it out of the starting gate.

Bravo!


Probably saving your older brother from a well? And honorable father wouldn't give you a ladder until you give your brother proper respect? I understand that may have cost some time.
 
2012-05-04 02:09:34 PM  
Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg

yup, that is real too
 
2012-05-04 02:13:59 PM  
Couldn't she work a "f'Tang-f'Tang" in there?
 
GBB
2012-05-04 02:15:53 PM  
tyrannyoftradition.files.wordpress.com
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt had a long name before it went mainstream.
 
2012-05-04 02:19:48 PM  
not as good as throat warbler mangrove
 
2012-05-04 02:23:40 PM  

GBB: [tyrannyoftradition.files.wordpress.com image 570x400]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt had a long name before it went mainstream.


Please tell me that picture is of someone dressing up for Halloween. I couldn't actually look at that poor man-child and take him seriously.
 
2012-05-04 02:24:28 PM  
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"I am know as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call."
 
2012-05-04 02:24:39 PM  
And they're all more sane than Ken Livingston.
 
2012-05-04 02:30:08 PM  
unimpressed
30.media.tumblr.com
/blast hardcheese
 
2012-05-04 02:45:17 PM  
Golbasto Momarem Evlame Gurdilo Shefin Mully Ully Gue
 
2012-05-04 02:48:48 PM  
Nobody beat me to it?

i294.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 03:21:01 PM  

Ozone_Ranger: Well, at least she plans to go by her first name (Red) and last name (Dreams). While she may have some difficulty with government forms due to the length of her name, there is NOTHING bureaucrats hate more than people who don't go by [Firstname] [Lastname].

/goes by [Middlename] [Lastname]
//NOT my fault, blame my parents
///has probably wasted more time arguing with petty bureaucrats and government "service centres" than I have on Fark


I hear you, middle-name-using brother.

/Sadly, my middle name is Michael, which while being entirely acceptable, is incredibly common
//First name Kelly
///No it isn't a girl's name you assholes
 
2012-05-04 03:24:24 PM  
...but does she listen to :

oi45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-04 03:52:22 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
 
2012-05-04 03:53:14 PM  
 
2012-05-04 04:12:14 PM  
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Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo
 
2012-05-04 04:21:03 PM  
Thirty posts in and no Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K?
[soniamdisappoint.jpg]
 
2012-05-04 05:05:06 PM  
www.bundyology.com
 
2012-05-04 05:37:56 PM  
images.eonline.com

/hot
 
Skr
2012-05-04 08:04:08 PM  
Some call me , "Tim"
 
2012-05-04 08:04:46 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: not as good as throat warbler mangrove


But it's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Yacht".
 
2012-05-04 08:24:49 PM  
Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville approves.

// and Vermin Supreme
 
2012-05-04 08:48:43 PM  
Just don't call her late for dinner!

/boom-tisch
 
2012-05-04 11:42:31 PM  
His real name is Mosley.
 
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