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(MSNBC)   If the Army wanted you to have a wife they would have issued you one. Now get on that plane to go Aghanistan and we'll take care of that pesky wife problem for you   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 9
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2012-05-04 01:48:08 PM  
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PsiChick: lennavan: PsiChick: Because clearly trying to earn citizenship for your wife and not having public transportation to rely on to take care of your child is a crime.

Driving without a license. Is it a crime?
Yes/No

PsiChick: This was the result of a culture that is ridiculously racist.

Driving without a license. Is it a crime?
Yes/No

PsiChick: This wasn't the police policy at all.

Arresting people who commit crimes. Police policy?
Yes/No

PsiChick: It could have, and should have, been prevented.

How should we prevent arresting illegal immigrants who commit crimes?

1) Immigrate legally
2) Stop committing crimes
3) Fark the police

Clearly, yes\no questions and black-and-white thinking makes complete and total sense when the woman was going out of her way to not commit a crime and had circumstances conspiring against her.


Yes, there is a lot of gray area when it comes to driving without a license being a crime. That is definitely not a yes/no issue.

Further, I do not have a license and I want to make sure I go out of my way to not commit a crime, so clearly I'm going to go drive a car. That makes sense.

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2012-05-04 01:36:32 PM  
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wedun: You need to be certified to fly a plane, but you can only get an airplane certification if you are the living descendent of a former pilot. Otherwise they will find you, and they will lock you up and take your plane away.


So I can't legally be a pilot, so of course that means I have a right to fly a plane anyway because I really want to, and if I get caught I shouldn't face any consequences.
2012-05-04 01:24:45 PM  
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lennavan: qorkfiend: wedun: This woman made the choice of trying to live a middle class lifestyle in this country without middle class credentials and she has to PAY THE PENALTY!

No, this woman made the choice of driving without driving credentials.

I dunno qorkfiend, I'm gonna side with wedun on this one. I'm kinda pissed off the hospital won't let me perform surgery. What like I need some stupid farking piece of paper that says I went to Medical School? Dude, I've got youtube and shiat. I just want to live a middle class lifestyle without the meaningless credentials.


I'm gonna go fly me some aeroplanes. I've always wanted to try my hand at a 787. It can't be that hard.
2012-05-04 01:21:41 PM  
1 votes:

qorkfiend: wedun: This woman made the choice of trying to live a middle class lifestyle in this country without middle class credentials and she has to PAY THE PENALTY!

No, this woman made the choice of driving without driving credentials.


I dunno qorkfiend, I'm gonna side with wedun on this one. I'm kinda pissed off the hospital won't let me perform surgery. What like I need some stupid farking piece of paper that says I went to Medical School? Dude, I've got youtube and shiat. I just want to live a middle class lifestyle without the meaningless credentials.
2012-05-04 12:27:52 PM  
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CPennypacker: wedun: CPennypacker: tenpoundsofcheese: wedun:

It's hard enough to reform immigration when the racist anti-immigrant crowd won't shut the fark up about "illegals." As if they're not farking human beings.

oh please...

we call thieves, thieves without implying they are not human beings.

We call them "thieves" not "illegals"

So now you're saying all undocumented immigrants are the same as theives? As if a 4 year old girl had a choice in where her parents brought her and where she grew up?

You are a disgusting person. It's a shame that your ancstors weren't farking deported by the English.

Wha? I meant we call "thieves" "thieves" even though theft is illegal. If it was going to be equivalent we would call thieves "illegals" too


You're right. Some people are simply born as criminals, like black people and hispanics. I agree with you completely. Let's hang out at Stormfront and Free Republic.
2012-05-04 11:27:58 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:


I wonder if he enjoyed his spit and feces burrito?
2012-05-04 11:19:06 AM  
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Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?
2012-05-04 11:17:33 AM  
1 votes:
Soldiers and their wives cheat more than cops.
2012-05-04 10:56:52 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

[www.badideatshirts.com image 500x500]


Could be countered with:
"Support America"
"Take back Arizona!"

Please Mexico?
 
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