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2012-05-04 10:06:02 AM
Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

www.badideatshirts.com
 
2012-05-04 10:25:52 AM
With a dependent ID card? C'mon!
 
2012-05-04 10:37:38 AM
Sanchez was stopped for driving onto private property to avoid a traffic control device, according to sheriff's records. Her husband says he was told by family members that she made an illegal turn trying to get around a construction zone near the store.

Good thing that new immigration law won't be abused.
 
2012-05-04 10:39:49 AM
It's no fun being an illegal alien!
 
2012-05-04 10:56:52 AM

Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

[www.badideatshirts.com image 500x500]


Could be countered with:
"Support America"
"Take back Arizona!"

Please Mexico?
 
2012-05-04 11:12:04 AM

impaler: Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

[www.badideatshirts.com image 500x500]

Could be countered with:
"Support America"
"Take back Arizona!"

Please Mexico?


On a semi-related note, why hasn't there been a Fark thread greenlit about the JT Ready shooting spree?
 
2012-05-04 11:14:39 AM

Jackson Herring: impaler: Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

[www.badideatshirts.com image 500x500]

Could be countered with:
"Support America"
"Take back Arizona!"

Please Mexico?

On a semi-related note, why hasn't there been a Fark thread greenlit about the JT Ready shooting spree?


I don't know. I think mine was trolltastic enough yesterday. Sad about redlight :(
 
2012-05-04 11:17:33 AM
Soldiers and their wives cheat more than cops.
 
2012-05-04 11:18:41 AM
Good ol' GOP "family values", trying to break up and deport wives and mothers from their wives and children.
 
2012-05-04 11:19:06 AM
Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?
 
2012-05-04 11:19:25 AM

Mentat: Good thing that new immigration law won't be abused.

 
2012-05-04 11:19:33 AM
Just more Socialism. Now the Government is getting into the wife-stealing business, in a direct assault against the free-market Jody industry.

/DNRTFA
 
2012-05-04 11:20:45 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?


If you would give her a green card, she could get a license.
 
2012-05-04 11:21:01 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?


Yeah, these are good questions.
 
2012-05-04 11:21:15 AM

HotWingConspiracy: She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?


she can't get a license or she would be deported. You know Arizona law.

This reminds me of Republicans I know complaining that Gays want benefits without getting married when they can't actually get married.
 
2012-05-04 11:22:06 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?


THIS

/fark her
 
2012-05-04 11:23:02 AM
All the ingredients for epic in this story.
 
2012-05-04 11:23:08 AM

Jackson Herring:

On a semi-related note, why hasn't there been a Fark thread greenlit about the JT Ready shooting spree?


Too busy linking the Cleveland anarchist failed bombers to OWS.
 
2012-05-04 11:23:24 AM
FTA: "I feel outraged that my wife and daughter had to go through something like this. I am a United States Army infantry man legally married to my wife and she presented evidence to the officer that pulled her over to show just that and was still detained..."

sorry son, but unless your last name is 'corporation" you are not worth a boot of warm piss nowadays
 
2012-05-04 11:23:30 AM

Mentat: Sanchez was stopped for driving onto private property to avoid a traffic control device, according to sheriff's records. Her husband says he was told by family members that she made an illegal turn trying to get around a construction zone near the store.

Good thing that new immigration law won't be abused.


Yup. When ever someone makes minor traffic violations, my first thought was always "Damn, must be illegal alien." On the other hands, she shouldn't be driving without driver license (though public transportation might not be an option there).
 
2012-05-04 11:23:31 AM

Corvus: Good ol' GOP "family values", trying to break up and deport wives and mothers from their wives and children.


Family values only available for whites. Offer void in Utah.
 
2012-05-04 11:23:50 AM
"She explained to me that they were not charging her with any crime and that her status was going to remain the same. They want me to continue working with my lawyer and wait on the response from the immigration packet we had submitted," Garcia said.

Wow. Thanks, assholes, for not totally farking my family and traumatizing our child any more than you already have.

"If tomorrow is the day that I deploy, my heart and mind will be at ease and I can contribute more toward completing my mission, which is proudly serving and protecting my country."

Just because things turned up roses, in the end, this time around, for your family, doesn't mean that things are okay. The mechanisms and inherent problems that led to this are still in place, and there is still a large portion of the American populace that won't have it any other way.
 
2012-05-04 11:23:57 AM

qorkfiend: HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?

Yeah, these are good questions.


Driving without a license is a crime, but you don't get held without bail and deported for it.
 
2012-05-04 11:24:42 AM
People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".
 
2012-05-04 11:25:12 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?


Does this mean she will now get 90 days in jail for driving without a license? That is the PA number, not sure what it would look like in AZ.
 
2012-05-04 11:25:15 AM

umad: HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?

THIS

/fark her


She can't get a license because of AZ law. How do you not get this? You are biatching that she hasn't done something she can't do.
 
2012-05-04 11:26:18 AM

umad: HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?

THIS

/fark her


No, she should get fined the same as anyone else for driving without a license.

She shouldn't be put into the deportation process since she's married to a gainfully employed U.S. citizen, mother to a natural born citizen and involved in the process of becoming a citizen so she can legally do things like get a drivers license to go to the grocery store.
 
2012-05-04 11:26:38 AM

I alone am best: People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".


They are working on her immigration status according to the article. Part of the reason the hubby went into military.
 
2012-05-04 11:27:19 AM

Corvus: HotWingConspiracy: She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?

she can't get a license or she would be deported. You know Arizona law.

This reminds me of Republicans I know complaining that Gays want benefits without getting married when they can't actually get married.


I think you know I'm quite the libby lib, but I gotta say I have a real issue with unlicensed drivers. I get the why, but she's really exposing herself to a lot of risks by doing this.
 
2012-05-04 11:27:25 AM

Mentat: Sanchez was stopped for driving onto private property to avoid a traffic control device, according to sheriff's records. Her husband says he was told by family members that she made an illegal turn trying to get around a construction zone near the store.

Good thing that new immigration law won't be abused.


Yeah, can we send a copy of this to all those justices who just couldn't seem to figure out what the problem with SB 1070 was during oral arguments
 
2012-05-04 11:27:30 AM
Deport first, ask questions later. Trial by jury isn't for people suspected of being brown.
 
2012-05-04 11:27:57 AM

I alone am best: People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".


You sound suspicious. Please present proof of citizenship immediately or we will be forced to detain you.
 
2012-05-04 11:27:58 AM

Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:


I wonder if he enjoyed his spit and feces burrito?
 
2012-05-04 11:29:47 AM

Krymson Tyde: Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

I wonder if he enjoyed his spit and feces burrito?


no, no. The cooking staff was probably all white teenagers. Mexicans staff the upscale itlaian and seafood joints
 
2012-05-04 11:30:54 AM

StaleCoffee: No, she should get fined the same as anyone else for driving without a license.

She shouldn't be put into the deportation process since she's married to a gainfully employed U.S. citizen, mother to a natural born citizen and involved in the process of becoming a citizen so she can legally do things like get a drivers license to go to the grocery store.


this
 
2012-05-04 11:30:56 AM
FTA: "Green described his client's ordeal as "horrible," "tragic" and "Kafkaesque."

24.media.tumblr.com

tocar nada de carne
 
2012-05-04 11:31:03 AM

Corvus: umad: HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?

THIS

/fark her

She can't get a license because of AZ law. How do you not get this? You are biatching that she hasn't done something she can't do.


Can you please explain? I'm from CA.
 
2012-05-04 11:31:22 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: I alone am best: People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".

You sound suspicious. Please present proof of citizenship immediately or we will be forced to detain you.


I have it in my pocket. If asked by law enforcement I could present it. I also wouldn't feel butt hurt for being asked to do so.
 
2012-05-04 11:31:37 AM

Lost Thought 00: Krymson Tyde: Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

I wonder if he enjoyed his spit and feces burrito?

no, no. The cooking staff was probably all white teenagers. Mexicans staff the upscale itlaian and seafood joints


God I love America. Seriously, we live amongst some of the most mind bending contradictions and social situations and it's awesome.
 
2012-05-04 11:33:05 AM

Lost Thought 00: Deport first, ask questions later. Trial by jury isn't for people suspected of being brown illegal immigrants who are being deported. The do get a trial by jury if they commit a crime though

 
2012-05-04 11:33:31 AM

Masso: I alone am best: People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".

They are working on her immigration status according to the article. Part of the reason the hubby went into military.


I'm not too smart about immigration procedures. So when you marry a U.S. citizen, you don't automatically become a citizen?
 
2012-05-04 11:34:08 AM

I alone am best: Philip Francis Queeg: I alone am best: People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".

You sound suspicious. Please present proof of citizenship immediately or we will be forced to detain you.

I have it in my pocket. If asked by law enforcement I could present it. I also wouldn't feel butt hurt for being asked to do so.


You carry proof of citizenship in your pocket at all times. Fascinating. In what form?

Hint: Don't say "Drivers license"
 
2012-05-04 11:34:20 AM

Lost Thought 00: Krymson Tyde: Jackson Herring: Christ. I was having dinner in a Mexican restaurant last night, and some tiny-dicked shiatweasel walked in wearing this farking shirt right here:

I wonder if he enjoyed his spit and feces burrito?

no, no. The cooking staff was probably all white teenagers. Mexicans staff the upscale itlaian and seafood joints


shock of my young life was going to a Chinese restaurant for the first time in Worcester, MA while in college and seeing that everyone working there was a roundeye.
 
2012-05-04 11:34:28 AM

I alone am best: If asked by law enforcement I could present it. I also wouldn't feel butt hurt for being asked to do so.


Dude. I would. I'd be f*cking pissed if some cop asked me for proof of citizenship. It's just the American in me, I guess.
 
2012-05-04 11:34:41 AM
I do have a question though about this whole situation. For cases like these why is the immigrant not given some sort of ID during the process that keeps things like this from happening?
 
2012-05-04 11:34:41 AM
Somebody who supports AZ's state bill 1070 step up to the plate an answer a question for me:

The authorities discover that someone is here "illegally". Further investigation reveals that they are gainfully employed, productive, tax-paying citizens with no criminal record. Why SHOULDN'T our response be to grant them a green card on the spot and start them on a path to citizenship? They've proven their ability to live within our society and laws and make postive contribution. Other than rank racism, what possible reason would we have for not welcoming them to stay at that point? (and BTW if your kin got here before about 1920 that's how it worked for them )
 
2012-05-04 11:35:03 AM

Esc7: Masso: I alone am best: People complaining about this are morons. She married a US citizen. She could have had this taken care of already and then she wouldn't need to worry about it. Instead she decided to ignore her legal issues and continue on, then when she gets pulled over for breaking numerous laws its all "OMG!! NAZIS@@@!!!!".

They are working on her immigration status according to the article. Part of the reason the hubby went into military.

I'm not too smart about immigration procedures. So when you marry a U.S. citizen, you don't automatically become a citizen?


9/11 changed everything.
 
2012-05-04 11:35:15 AM
I don't understand how you can't get automatic citizenship if you are married to a US citizen, live in the US, have no criminal record, and have a child born in the US. This seems like the kind of person we'd want as a citizen.
 
2012-05-04 11:35:24 AM

Corvus: umad: HotWingConspiracy: Immigration shiat aside:

After Sanchez told the officer she didn't have a driver's license or a Social Security number, she was taken into custody and her car was towed.

She doesn't even have a farking license. She shouldn't be driving. Is she supposed to get a pass because she farks a soldier?

THIS

/fark her

She can't get a license because of AZ law. How do you not get this? You are biatching that she hasn't done something she can't do.


Boo hoo. No license? Stay the fark off of the roads. Driving is not a right.
 
2012-05-04 11:36:22 AM

Urbn: I don't understand how you can't get automatic citizenship if you are married to a US citizen, live in the US, have no criminal record, and have a child born in the US. This seems like the kind of person we'd want as a citizen.


according to TFA she was in the process of getting her legal residency
 
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