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		Senator Kirk home from hospital, no time frame on his return to Coruscant to resume his duties (suntimes.com)		39
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SmackLT		2012-05-04 10:05:38 AM

NO SUBBY, KIRK WAS NOT....

goddammit I've just been trolled

kingoomieiii		2012-05-04 10:10:10 AM

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME UPSET

Mentat		2012-05-04 10:31:18 AM

Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-05-04 10:58:26 AM

Pretty good troll, I'm sad to say. Should get a lot of clicks.

avalanche		2012-05-04 11:14:17 AM

Obligatory:

i.imgur.com

Slaxl		2012-05-04 11:19:28 AM

A joke isn't a troll, people.

stevetherobot		2012-05-04 01:23:39 PM

{NERD RAGE RISING}

James F. Campbell		2012-05-04 01:24:13 PM

Slaxl: A joke isn't a troll, people.

It is if it's sufficiently irritating.

RoyBatty		2012-05-04 01:24:24 PM

Slaxl: A joke isn't a troll, people.

It can be...

Molavian		2012-05-04 01:24:35 PM

Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

It's supposed to be the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer.

If you're going to bring The Doctor into this, be realistic, i.e Sonic Screwdriver vs. Star Destroyer.

/sonic screwdriver wins.

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-04 01:24:40 PM

Marshall Willenholly		2012-05-04 01:26:37 PM

Happy Star Wars Day, everybody!
blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com

dj_spanmaster		2012-05-04 01:27:01 PM

Make it so.

jigoro		2012-05-04 01:27:48 PM

Pick a rank and go with it, for God's sake.

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-04 01:28:30 PM

dj_spanmaster: Make it so.

comicalconcept.com

CrazedHatter		2012-05-04 01:37:20 PM

avalanche: Obligatory:

[i.imgur.com image 600x375]

Wow, that image is... I can't even find words.

Andrew Wiggin: [i48.tinypic.com image 640x360]

Good grief. :-D

cwolf20		2012-05-04 01:49:12 PM

Must have been an add-on character in the re-formulated movies. Kirkonya of the planet Script.

cwolf20		2012-05-04 01:51:02 PM

"It was as if millions of Star Wars and Star Trek nerds growled aloud then went for snacks and their various online games."

Jodeo		2012-05-04 01:55:00 PM

Spengler: "Coruscant?"
Stantz: "Forget it - he's rolling."

Captain Steroid		2012-05-04 02:35:26 PM

exatron		2012-05-04 02:40:08 PM

Molavian: Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

It's supposed to be the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer.

If you're going to bring The Doctor into this, be realistic, i.e Sonic Screwdriver vs. Star Destroyer.

/sonic screwdriver wins.

It's supposed to be Unicron vs. the Death Star.

cup of tea		2012-05-04 02:42:24 PM

Oh, for the love of hippies...

MBooda		2012-05-04 02:44:16 PM

/got nuthin

cup of tea		2012-05-04 02:44:55 PM

exatron: Molavian: Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

It's supposed to be the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer.

If you're going to bring The Doctor into this, be realistic, i.e Sonic Screwdriver vs. Star Destroyer.

/sonic screwdriver wins.

It's supposed to be Unicron vs. the Death Star.

Dunno, but I'm fairly certain the Millennium Falcon could outmaneuver a Bird of Prey

Magorn		2012-05-04 02:55:08 PM

exatron: Molavian: Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

It's supposed to be the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer.

If you're going to bring The Doctor into this, be realistic, i.e Sonic Screwdriver vs. Star Destroyer.

/sonic screwdriver wins.

It's supposed to be Unicron vs. the Death Star.

For the love of Fark,

the Question is :

Death Star vs Borg Cube?

and the correct answer is they both get powned when they drift too close to Sigma 957 and ecounter the Walkers

MBooda		2012-05-04 02:55:34 PM

Molavian: /sonic screwdriver wins.

media.comicvine.com

iamgoz		2012-05-04 02:57:31 PM

Dammit. It's Trek, not Krull subby.

SonOfSpam		2012-05-04 02:58:49 PM

Nightsweat		2012-05-04 03:02:28 PM

Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

Tardis. I mean if the thing blows up, it collapses the universe for Pete's sake.

Marshall Willenholly		2012-05-04 03:08:06 PM

This reminds me of that LCD Soundsystem band. As an engineer, seeing those 2 words together is like fingernails on a blackboard.

flixter		2012-05-04 03:15:09 PM

cup of tea: exatron: Molavian: Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

It's supposed to be the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer.

If you're going to bring The Doctor into this, be realistic, i.e Sonic Screwdriver vs. Star Destroyer.

/sonic screwdriver wins.

It's supposed to be Unicron vs. the Death Star.

Dunno, but I'm fairly certain the Millennium Falcon could outmaneuver a Bird of Prey

But how many Parsecs can the Enterprise make the Kessel Run in?

Kit Fister		2012-05-04 03:18:19 PM

Andrew Wiggin: [i48.tinypic.com image 640x360]

I have long maintained that Sir Ian McKellin should've played Dumbledore to begin with...

cup of tea		2012-05-04 03:20:48 PM

flixter: cup of tea: exatron: Molavian: Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

It's supposed to be the Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer.

If you're going to bring The Doctor into this, be realistic, i.e Sonic Screwdriver vs. Star Destroyer.

/sonic screwdriver wins.

It's supposed to be Unicron vs. the Death Star.

Dunno, but I'm fairly certain the Millennium Falcon could outmaneuver a Bird of Prey

But how many Parsecs can the Enterprise make the Kessel Run in?

trying to convert units of speed from hyperspace to subspace results in a divide-by-zero error

Nightsweat		2012-05-04 03:54:05 PM

Hari Seldon predicted all this in Narnia.

IXI Jim IXI		2012-05-04 04:19:32 PM

Meanwhile, Luke's wondering what the hell he's doing on the Enterprise...

Secret Polish Boyfriend		2012-05-04 04:26:53 PM

This. This is why I come to fark. I could say that he's comfortably recuperating in room 10 at the Sunshine Motel out on Route 66, and I know that someone will get the joke.

/Out of cheetos, still waiting for a 3D printer that can make them

L33t Squirrel		2012-05-04 04:29:29 PM

Nightsweat: Mentat: Who would win, the TARDIS or a Star Destroyer?

Tardis. I mean if the thing blows up, it collapses the universe for Pete's sake.

Wait, could that mean that Borg Cube == Pandorica? D:

/sorry, haven't had my coffee yet
//just wanted to play, too

stuffy		2012-05-05 12:58:15 AM

Fire up the Improbability Drive.

All I got

RobSeace		2012-05-05 01:54:20 PM

stuffy: [orbitalvector.com image 360x268]
Fire up the Improbability Drive.

All I got

Ugh, I hate the movie version of the Heart of Gold... It looks like one of the personality spheres from Portal 2!

i2.listal.com