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(Entertainment Weekly)   The trailer for 2012's hottest film, Jersey Shore Shark Attack, is finally here   (insidetv.ew.com) divider line 34
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2012-05-04 12:06:39 PM
please let the sharks win...please let the sharks win...
 
2012-05-04 12:39:19 PM
That sounds better than Snakes On A Plane...
 
2012-05-04 12:42:10 PM
It can't beat Alien Tornado.
 
2012-05-04 12:42:40 PM
the poor sharks, isn't it animal cruelty allowing them to actually eat the guidos? Who'll save the poor unfortunate sharks?
 
2012-05-04 12:44:36 PM
"Yo. Howya doin?"

/fins to the left
//fins to the right
 
2012-05-04 12:44:47 PM
William Atherton, Paul Sorvino?

No, please tell me this is a parody trailer.
 
2012-05-04 12:52:35 PM

Wellon Dowd: It can't beat Alien Tornado.


That's farking real? Is that Lapidus?
 
2012-05-04 01:01:34 PM
Poor sharks are being fed hormone injected meat.
 
2012-05-04 01:11:34 PM
What.....The......fark?

/Horrible
 
2012-05-04 01:12:33 PM
that looks awesome... perfectly executed to make fun of multiple genres.
 
2012-05-04 01:16:03 PM
Sharks will lose. Hair gel and fake tan poisoning is deadly.
 
2012-05-04 01:40:10 PM
What the fark?

Can we feed Snooki and the Situation to the sharks and be done with this already?
 
2012-05-04 01:49:07 PM

Wellon Dowd: It can't beat Alien Tornado.


But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.
 
2012-05-04 01:54:24 PM
Please tell me this is a joke.....is this a joke.

You Take Jr. Seau, MCA....God, why the fark cant you take a Jersey shore, a Lohan or a Basketball Wife.
 
2012-05-04 02:01:48 PM

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: That sounds better than Snakes On A Plane...


Yeah, well, technically, Jersey Shore Shark Attack actually happened in real life.
 
2012-05-04 02:07:07 PM

nmiguy: What the fark?

Can we feed Snooki and the Situation to the sharks and be done with this already?


That would be considered Cruelty to Animals
 
2012-05-04 02:07:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.


I thought you were joking. Then I saw this.
 
2012-05-04 02:22:11 PM
idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg'
 
2012-05-04 02:22:38 PM

The English Major: Bathia_Mapes: But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.

I thought you were joking. Then I saw this.


Dontcha just love cheesy SYFY movies? :-D
 
2012-05-04 02:24:13 PM

The English Major: Bathia_Mapes: But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.

I thought you were joking. Then I saw this.


Oh, and according to IMDB, it's yet another bad SYFY movie produced by Roger Corman.
 
2012-05-04 02:31:30 PM

Bathia_Mapes: The English Major: Bathia_Mapes: But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.

I thought you were joking. Then I saw this.

Dontcha just love cheesy SYFY movies? :-D


Not since I sat through 4 hours of Peter Benchley's "The Beast" followed by 6 hours of Peter Benchley's "Creature" in one day.

/Why yes it was rainy
// And there was a lot of beer that needed drinking
 
2012-05-04 02:31:48 PM
The Fat One against an army of murderous sharks!?

He better get back to his training. images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-05-04 02:37:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Oh, and according to IMDB, it's yet another bad SYFY movie produced by Roger Corman.


Well that gives me a little hope it'll be enjoyable cheesy.
 
2012-05-04 02:39:04 PM

The English Major: Bathia_Mapes: Oh, and according to IMDB, it's yet another bad SYFY movie produced by Roger Corman.

Well that gives me a little hope it'll be enjoyable cheesy.


I'm not sure which I like better. Syfy movies from The Asylum or the ones produced by Roger Corman.
 
2012-05-04 02:51:16 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Wellon Dowd: It can't beat Alien Tornado.

But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.


What's the point of combining those two animals? It won't need to constrict anything because it can just bite them in half. Hell, that's my problem with all the killer snake movies where the snake(s) are really flipping huge, they're so big that it's just a snap and a gulp and it's over.

Need a movie where the constrictor snakes are natural-sized but really aggressive for whatever reason, so we can get lots of scenes of girls and guys wrestling and struggling with the snakes.

/yes, I have a kink for big snakes, coiling, and constriction, with all the rolling around and struggling inherent with the concept
//saw Disney's "Swiss Family Robinson" when I was little, the scene with Fritz, Ernst, and the anaconda made me this way
 
2012-05-04 03:05:07 PM
That was no tanning accident.
 
2012-05-04 03:21:49 PM
Snooki Smush Smush Shaaaaarrrrrkkkkk!!!!! OOOHHHHH!!!
 
2012-05-04 03:36:24 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Bathia_Mapes: Wellon Dowd: It can't beat Alien Tornado.

But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.

What's the point of combining those two animals? It won't need to constrict anything because it can just bite them in half. Hell, that's my problem with all the killer snake movies where the snake(s) are really flipping huge, they're so big that it's just a snap and a gulp and it's over.

Need a movie where the constrictor snakes are natural-sized but really aggressive for whatever reason, so we can get lots of scenes of girls and guys wrestling and struggling with the snakes.

/yes, I have a kink for big snakes, coiling, and constriction, with all the rolling around and struggling inherent with the concept
//saw Disney's "Swiss Family Robinson" when I was little, the scene with Fritz, Ernst, and the anaconda made me this way


Because it's silly and fun. Just as were Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, Mega Piranha & Supercroc.
 
2012-05-04 04:00:03 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Keizer_Ghidorah: Bathia_Mapes: Wellon Dowd: It can't beat Alien Tornado.

But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.

What's the point of combining those two animals? It won't need to constrict anything because it can just bite them in half. Hell, that's my problem with all the killer snake movies where the snake(s) are really flipping huge, they're so big that it's just a snap and a gulp and it's over.

Need a movie where the constrictor snakes are natural-sized but really aggressive for whatever reason, so we can get lots of scenes of girls and guys wrestling and struggling with the snakes.

/yes, I have a kink for big snakes, coiling, and constriction, with all the rolling around and struggling inherent with the concept
//saw Disney's "Swiss Family Robinson" when I was little, the scene with Fritz, Ernst, and the anaconda made me this way

Because it's silly and fun. Just as were Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, Mega Piranha & Supercroc.


I remember when SyFy was here shooting what would wind up being Brittany Murphy's last film, Megafault. Shut down streets, increased a bit of commerce, and that was just...just an awful film.
 
2012-05-04 04:41:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Keizer_Ghidorah: Bathia_Mapes: Wellon Dowd: It can't beat Alien Tornado.

But will it beat another Syfy movie, also coming out in June, "Piranhaconda"? Starring Michael Madsen & Rachel Hunter.

What's the point of combining those two animals? It won't need to constrict anything because it can just bite them in half. Hell, that's my problem with all the killer snake movies where the snake(s) are really flipping huge, they're so big that it's just a snap and a gulp and it's over.

Need a movie where the constrictor snakes are natural-sized but really aggressive for whatever reason, so we can get lots of scenes of girls and guys wrestling and struggling with the snakes.

/yes, I have a kink for big snakes, coiling, and constriction, with all the rolling around and struggling inherent with the concept
//saw Disney's "Swiss Family Robinson" when I was little, the scene with Fritz, Ernst, and the anaconda made me this way

Because it's silly and fun. Just as were Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, Mega Piranha & Supercroc.


There's a difference between silly & fun and just plain awful.
 
2012-05-04 08:04:54 PM
Personally, I'm waiting for Piranha 3DD twice the terror, double the D's

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1714203/
 
2012-05-04 08:43:56 PM

kevinfra: Personally, I'm waiting for Piranha 3DD twice the terror, double the D's

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1714203/


I'm hoping The Hoff will be eaten by the piranhas. :-D
 
2012-05-04 08:55:02 PM

kevinfra: Personally, I'm waiting for Piranha 3DD twice the terror, double the D's

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1714203/


The first movie killed Gianna Michaels. I never forgave it for that, and I refused to finish watching it and will not watch the sequel out of spite.

/and the fact that it'll be just as stupid as the first one
 
2012-05-05 12:12:00 AM
Martha's Vineyard film festival?
 
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