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(Daily Mail)   Species of bee that likes to drink human tears recently discovered in and around Politics tab   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, crocodile tears, political sciences, bees, Salma Hayek  
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2012-05-03 11:52:18 PM  
Why does this chilli taste funny?
 
2012-05-03 11:57:23 PM  
If you are not a fan of bees - then close your eyes now.

Oh, that's all I need to do? That's not so bad.

Even closing your eyes doesn't always help, according to the report from the Kansas Entomological Society.

That's it, I'm nuking myself from orbit.

/some continued to suck at the slit
//huh huh huh
 
2012-05-04 02:21:37 AM  
I believe I speak for the majority when I say "Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh"
 
2012-05-04 03:29:11 AM  
That's nothing compared to the world's largest jumping spider that likes to eat the chap stick off your lips while you're sleeping.
 
2012-05-04 03:46:50 AM  
That's almost as bad as the worms that like to crawl in your ass while you sleep.
 
2012-05-04 03:47:35 AM  
ok no more jokes about insects doing things to you while you sleep...
 
2012-05-04 03:50:04 AM  
Any bee that gets that close to my face is going to mead his maker.
 
2012-05-04 03:51:38 AM  
SWEET
 
2012-05-04 03:55:44 AM  
images.wikia.com
Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
 
2012-05-04 04:01:47 AM  

Kali-Yuga: [images.wikia.com image 400x300]
Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-05-04 04:07:22 AM  

rockforever: That's almost as bad as the worms that like to crawl in your ass while you sleep.


NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-04 04:17:42 AM  
Sounds more like a fairy tale than anything else.

*Wonders about honey made with tears*
 
2012-05-04 04:20:42 AM  
Here in Virginia we refer to repuglitards as being "so narrow minded a flea can sit on the bridge of their nose and drink out of both eyeballs at the same time."
 
2012-05-04 04:29:59 AM  
"The researchers tried to lure the bees away from the eyeballs with other food, such as meat, cheese and even Ovaltine, but the bees only had eyes for one thing - the weeping tears of humans."

Now don't get too carried away there, Eddie. Apart from the fact that a weep tear and a tear from an excess of normal lubrication of the eyes are known to differ slightly. Nevertheless, I'm sure the bees would love both.

/Oh the thought of crying Thais being accosted by bees
 
2012-05-04 04:30:28 AM  
FTA: "It is thought the bees are attracted to miniscule quantities of protein found in our tears. They may also be attracted to the salt content like their New York cousins who, as was reported last week, like to lick the sweat from people on the street."

morans. animals sweat. people perspire.
 
2012-05-04 04:33:18 AM  
hahai remember this

brooklyn
 
2012-05-04 04:34:13 AM  

Kali-Yuga: [images.wikia.com image 400x300]
Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!


you're not a bee eric cartman, you don't lick those tearsq

get down out of spacve
 
2012-05-04 05:24:12 AM  
I lol'd at the headline.

Then again I'm drunk.
 
2012-05-04 05:28:50 AM  
farking bee
 
2012-05-04 05:30:36 AM  

Cagey B: That's nothing compared to the world's largest jumping spider that likes to eat the chap stick off your lips while you're sleeping.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-05-04 05:33:24 AM  
Release the DRIVE BEE!
 
2012-05-04 05:48:25 AM  
funnyphotobombers.com
 
2012-05-04 06:03:45 AM  
 
2012-05-04 06:07:01 AM  

libranoelrose: [funnyphotobombers.com image 640x416]


Attack of the 50 Foot Maltese?
 
2012-05-04 06:16:22 AM  
Golf clap for subby's headline.

DTRTFA...
 
2012-05-04 06:17:24 AM  
school.discoveryeducation.com
 
2012-05-04 06:23:53 AM  
So you only need to worry if you're a republican?
 
2012-05-04 06:41:26 AM  

abhorrent1: So you only need to worry if you're a republican?


I suppose tears of joy counts.
 
Skr
2012-05-04 06:48:18 AM  
So we have bees that drink sweat and bees that drink tears. If we can find some that clean up stale mountain dew and cheeto dust I think I may have a cunning plan in the works.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-05-04 06:51:46 AM  
When will they learn they can sting to generate more tears?
 
2012-05-04 07:11:58 AM  

ZAZ: When will they learn they can sting to generate more tears?


Thats what I was just thinking.

A flying pain-bringer that likes tears? Holy shiat.
 
2012-05-04 07:14:44 AM  
Thankfully the species of bee - lisotrigona - is unlikely to be found at the bottom of the garden. It is only native to Thailand, and has not been found in Europe or the Americas.


For now, I'm sure some nit wit will have an "event" where a queen and some drones "escape"

faith in humanity? No, why do you ask?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-05-04 07:22:13 AM  
Looks like evolution outsmarted itself. I just found out these bees are stingless. They'll have to try to scrape the eyeball with their mandibles to induce tears.
 
2012-05-04 07:31:48 AM  

erewhon: libranoelrose: [funnyphotobombers.com image 640x416]

Attack of the 50 Foot Maltese?


:D
 
2012-05-04 07:32:44 AM  

LordOfThePings: Bzzzzzt slurp bzzzzt


WTF?
 
2012-05-04 07:40:54 AM  
FTFA: Closing the eye did not necessarily dislodge bees but some continued to suck at the slit.

So naked women must be especially vulnerable.
 
2012-05-04 07:41:41 AM  
Kind of reminds me of Chinese zookeepers who like to lick monkey butts. Researchers believe they may be attracted to peanuts.
 
2012-05-04 07:41:56 AM  
FTA: "It is thought the bees are attracted to miniscule quantities of protein found in our tears. They may also be attracted to the salt content..."

So, they're attracted to fluids that are high in both protein and salt content? I'm thinking god might have finally implemented a plan to save the kittens from the chronic masterbaters of the world.
 
2012-05-04 07:42:09 AM  
but some continued to suck at the slit

These bees....I like them. We have sometihng in common.
 
2012-05-04 08:04:00 AM  

bookelly: Release the DRIVE BEE!


stahi.bloowuff.com
 
2012-05-04 08:11:24 AM  
Bee's need salt in their diet.
Bee's will land on salt blocks left out for cattle in the fields and suck up the salt.
 
2012-05-04 08:42:20 AM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard. +2!
 
2012-05-04 08:46:30 AM  
As someone who has been keeping up with the uprising from our new bee overlords, I recognize this as a repeat from 2009.
 
2012-05-04 08:55:36 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!
 
2012-05-04 09:08:36 AM  

abhorrent1: So you only need to worry if you're a republican?


LEAVE JOHN BOEHNER ALONE!
 
2012-05-04 09:09:19 AM  

A Terrible Human: Cagey B: That's nothing compared to the world's largest jumping spider that likes to eat the chap stick off your lips while you're sleeping.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Second.
 
2012-05-04 09:35:16 AM  
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Not the Bees!
 
2012-05-04 09:39:03 AM  

Ostman: A Terrible Human: Cagey B: That's nothing compared to the world's largest jumping spider that likes to eat the chap stick off your lips while you're sleeping.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Second.


There also the fish that likes to climb up inside your penis while you're swimming.
 
2012-05-04 09:54:02 AM  
The bees have evolved marking suspiciously similar to this:

www.hrwiki.org
 
2012-05-04 10:08:24 AM  

ZAZ: Looks like evolution outsmarted itself. I just found out these bees are stingless. They'll have to try to scrape the eyeball with their mandibles to induce tears.


Ow. that would do it.
 
2012-05-04 10:27:04 AM  

HailRobonia: The bees have evolved marking suspiciously similar to this:

[www.hrwiki.org image 180x183]


Heart of a champion.
 
2012-05-04 10:48:12 AM  
If bee drinks tears of gypsy will it also to prevent AIDS in bee?

www.mediaite.com

/is nice
 
2012-05-04 11:07:32 AM  

Cagey B: That's nothing compared to the world's largest jumping spider that likes to eat the chap stick off your lips while you're sleeping.


Is...is that a thing? Do jumping spiders actually do that?
 
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