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2012-05-03 08:34:03 PM
I hope it comes with eggs.
 
2012-05-03 08:57:01 PM
Yo dawg I heard you got cancer
 
2012-05-03 09:00:15 PM
This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.
 
2012-05-03 09:04:14 PM
This might be the first time I have seen that tag used correctly.
 
2012-05-03 09:13:47 PM
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
 
2012-05-03 09:22:49 PM
umad: This might be the first time I have seen that tag used correctly.
 
2012-05-03 09:23:38 PM
from the name, it seems like it works as advertised.
 
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2012-05-03 09:31:49 PM
Still no cure for cancer drugs.
 
2012-05-03 09:38:09 PM
You're doing it wrong
 
2012-05-03 09:48:50 PM
umad: This might be the first time I have seen that tag used correctly.

Yeah, that's ironic, isn't it?
 
2012-05-03 10:56:10 PM
AbbeySomeone: This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.

That, and anything that increases the rate of cell replication is a risk factor for cancer.
 
2012-05-03 11:37:02 PM
HakunaMatata: umad: This might be the first time I have seen that tag used correctly.

Like 10,000 spoons on your wedding day.
 
2012-05-04 12:44:50 AM
Everything causes cancer.

I heard a funny story on NPR about the Japanese workers at the Fukushima plant, they were worried about radiation, but they all smoked cigarettes. The scientists told them that smoking a pack of cigarettes a day was way more dangerous than working at the contaminated nuclear plant.

Reminds me of

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LOL

1 out every 3 smokers dies of cancer. 1 out of every 5 strokes are caused by smoking.

To me, those odds are pretty good.

/grandpa was a heavy drinker, died of liver cancer at 75. My stepmother died of colon cancer at 60, didn't drink or smoke.
 
2012-05-04 01:41:16 AM
not really ironic. analogous to flu shots, cancer drugs have to give you a little bit of cancer first.
 
2012-05-04 04:44:24 AM
SpikeStrip: not really ironic. analogous to flu shots, cancer drugs have to give you a little bit of cancer first.

I get it. To build up your cancer immunity.
 
2012-05-04 04:55:35 AM
Cancer drugs? Newsflash: That radiation treatment isn't that good for you either.
 
2012-05-04 05:01:24 AM
Yo, dawg. I gots me a cancer drug that cures that cancer but it also gives ya other cancers, b. Ya feels me?
 
2012-05-04 05:04:24 AM
AbbeySomeone: This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.

Uh, no, many drugs help that, or do things that the body cannot do itself.

You're the anti-vax crazy as well, aren't you? So you believe in all that animistic-healing bullshiat too? Awesome.
 
2012-05-04 05:23:08 AM
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Oh. Anti-cancer.
 
2012-05-04 05:29:51 AM
Gothnet: Uh, no, many drugs help that, or do things that the body cannot do itself.

Question is would we need all these drugs if people took care of themselves, ate what their body needed, and exercised? I'm sure taking drugs to cover up symptoms of illness only works for awhile while the body continues to fall apart from lack of care. Not to mention a list of side effects. The body can do some extraordinary feats yet we do not allow it to..just keep popping those pills.
 
2012-05-04 05:31:59 AM
Are the secondary cancers malignant? If it causes little tumors to show up maybe it's worth being a side effect.
 
2012-05-04 05:38:34 AM
A lot of anti-cancer drugs and treatments can cause cancer. The reason is that these drugs are targeting your own body's cells --healthy cells can sustain collateral damage. It's really the risk to benefit ratio that you have to consider when selecting the treatment course. It's also partly why patients with successful treatments are called "in remission", rather than cured.
 
2012-05-04 05:47:47 AM
Well, that sets a new standard for truth in advertising...

Think I'd rather take my chances with cigs, if those have side effects it just might be immortality.

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2012-05-04 06:28:26 AM
Hi everybody!

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2012-05-04 06:29:53 AM
Greenbeanx: Question is would we need all these drugs if people took care of themselves, ate what their body needed, and exercised? I'm sure taking drugs to cover up symptoms of illness only works for awhile while the body continues to fall apart from lack of care. Not to mention a list of side effects."

No, that's not the question. The question is whether "All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal", which is bollocks of the highest grade.

Abso-bloody-lutely we would be better off taking care of ourselves and relying less on drugs to patch up growing physical and mental problems caused in part by bad diets and lack of exercise, no disagreement here.


"The body can do some extraordinary feats yet we do not allow it to..just keep popping those pills."

Yes, but there are limits, and we have pharmaceuticals, vaccines and medical/surgical procedures to help work around those. For example it's true that most people's bodies can fight off measles and other so-called childhood diseases without vaccination. It's also true that thousands upon thousands of children used to die or live with brain damage, blindness, sterility or other conditions that they now don't need to because we have vaccinations against these diseases.
 
2012-05-04 06:38:48 AM
Don't believe the lies! This is just another shill piece from Big Pharma. They don't want us to know about the cure! Wake up sheeple.
 
2012-05-04 06:54:54 AM
I thought they all did. I better stop reading.
 
2012-05-04 07:05:06 AM
As someone who works with clinical trials, yes, many cancer medications are themselves known or suspected carcinogens. I spend some of my down time at work reading through product material safety data sheets, and the precautions can be somewhat worrying from even a simple handling standpoint.

For patients, it's just a matter of focusing on dealing with the cancer that currently exists, rather than worry about some other type of cancer that may occur in the future.
 
2012-05-04 07:07:36 AM
weave: umad: This might be the first time I have seen that tag used correctly.

Yeah, that's ironic, isn't it?


Improper use of the english language literaly makes my head spin.
 
2012-05-04 07:10:07 AM
Holy crap, this is older than "old news".

Hopefully we'll develop drugs that can won't harm any normal cells while trying to wipe out any variety of cancer cells, but, until then--yeah, drugs developed to damage and destroy your (unwanted) cells will sometimes harm your normal cells.
 
2012-05-04 07:10:36 AM
State_College_Arsonist: As someone who works with clinical trials, yes, many cancer medications are themselves known or suspected carcinogens. I spend some of my down time at work reading through product material safety data sheets, and the precautions can be somewhat worrying from even a simple handling standpoint.

For patients, it's just a matter of focusing on dealing with the cancer that currently exists, rather than worry about some other type of cancer that may occur in the future.


This. So much this. A great example of this is Acute myleoid leukemia. Without treatment, a person wouldn't even live a year. But with treatment, it has a 78% five year survival rate in adults, and they can live long enough to worry about this.

Greenbeanx: Question is would we need all these drugs if people took care of themselves, ate what their body needed, and exercised? I'm sure taking drugs to cover up symptoms of illness only works for awhile while the body continues to fall apart from lack of care. Not to mention a list of side effects. The body can do some extraordinary feats yet we do not allow it to..just keep popping those pills.

That's powerful, weapons grade derp about blaming the victim right there. Tell me more about how all drugs mearly "mask" symptoms, please.
 
2012-05-04 07:18:31 AM
AbbeySomeone: This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.

Nope. Try again.
 
2012-05-04 07:21:45 AM
namatad: Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer



There's no money in curing it that's for certain. There is however a boat load of money in research though so, get in line for your ticket to the Money Train.
Last year there were over $6 Billion answers so there's that.
 
2012-05-04 07:36:34 AM
Marcintosh: There's no money in curing it that's for certain. There is however a boat load of money in research though so, get in line for your ticket to the Money Train.
Last year there were over $6 Billion answers so there's that.



Of course there's money in curing it.

'Cancer' is not one condition but a multiplex of different, interrelated things. Many are now much more survivable than they used to be, all due to the benefits of this research. Sneering and saying there's no cure because there's no money in it is just proudly displaying your ignorance.
 
2012-05-04 07:44:35 AM
AbbeySomeone: This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.

Oh no - please tell me you're not a vaxx denier too....because then I can't like you anymore
 
2012-05-04 07:53:37 AM
Marcintosh: There's no money in curing it that's for certain. There is however a boat load of money in research though so, get in line for your ticket to the Money Train.
Last year there were over $6 Billion answers so there's that.


Okay, no, this is stupid. Because, look.

Cancer is not Smallpox, or polio. If someone finds a cure for cancer, that will not, suddenly, stop all cancer from ever happening again. People will keep getting cancer , because cancer is *your own body* going bugfarking nuts. So if a company discovers a cure for any type of cancer, they have discovered a license to print money.

It is the fact that it *is* your body going berserk that makes it so hard to treat. Because it's not a very different foreign bacteria or anything, it's your own goddamn cells.

Greenbeanx: Question is would we need all these drugs if people took care of themselves, ate what their body needed, and exercised?

Uh, yes. Childhood mortality rates, at the very least, kiiindaaa show the benefits of things like, oh, say, antibiotics.

And things like, say, tuberculosis.

Seriously how is this even a question?

Are drugs overused and misused in some circumstances? Um, yes. (I'm really, really against the antibiotic dosing of animals, for instance...)
 
2012-05-04 07:55:22 AM
siyuntz: AbbeySomeone: This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.

Oh no - please tell me you're not a vaxx denier too....because then I can't like you anymore


Vax suck. PDPs are much better machines.
 
2012-05-04 08:16:09 AM
Gothnet: AbbeySomeone: This should surprise no one. All pharmaceuticals have side affects and interfere with body's innate ability to heal.

Uh, no, many drugs help that, or do things that the body cannot do itself.

You're the anti-vax crazy as well, aren't you? So you believe in all that animistic-healing bullshiat too? Awesome.


There are few things in medicine that do not have unwanted side effects. Hopefully the good outweighs the bad.

You break your arm. An x-ray is necessary for the MD to see the damage but you are exposed to radiation. A cast is put on your arm to allow the bone to set and mend but the muscles will slowly begin to atrophy.

You have a headache. If you've never used aspirin before hopefully you won't find out you are allergic. And many people get upset stomach from acetaminophen.

You are battling depression to the point where you are unable to be a fully functioning individual. The side effects of psychiatric meds are extensive, sometimes including spiraling out of control and into suicidal behavior.

The list goes on and on. As I mentioned hopefully the good outweighs the bad.
 
2012-05-04 08:21:20 AM
Surool: Cancer drugs? Newsflash: That radiation treatment isn't that good for you either.

I've always felt like we'll look at this era of cancer treatment as pretty archaic. While the stuff does have some effect, most of it is so freaking toxic to the body it is as likely to kill you as the cancer. And yes, we use radiation to treat cancer. We already know radiation causes cancer.
 
2012-05-04 08:21:40 AM
Marcintosh: There's no money in curing it that's for certain. There is however a boat load of money in research though so, get in line for your ticket to the Money Train.
Last year there were over $6 Billion answers so there's that.


There will never be a cure for cancer. Do you know why? CANCER IS NOT ONE DISEASE. IT IS A BLANKET TERM FOR AN INFINITE NUMBER OF DISEASES, EACH ONE UNIQUE.

Even among specific types of cancers, they are often not treated the same. Take breast cancer. Among other things, treatment depends on what kind of androgren receptors the cells express. An Estrogen Receptor + Tumor is not treated the same as a Testosterone Receptor Tumor, which is not treated the same as a HER2+ tumor, which is not treated the same as a triple negative tumor.

In addition, do you realize the sheer amount of money that someone would make if they did develop a cure for cancer? Everyone, if they live long enough, will get cancer. Cancer will not stop. The only way to prevent cancer is to develop some form of magic which would prevent DNA damage, and repair it as it occurs.
 
2012-05-04 08:39:15 AM
vernonFL: 1 out every 3 smokers dies of cancer.

1 out of every 4 persons overall die of cancer.

Smoking isn't healthy, but that's a bullshiat statistic. It's a crutch stupid people and the health industry trot out whenever they need money.
 
2012-05-04 08:43:24 AM
Is that like the AIDS drug AZT given to HIV positive patients that destroys immune systems and thus causes AIDS?

"Science ain't an exact science with these clowns"
 
2012-05-04 08:44:08 AM
Badgerlad: Well, that sets a new standard for truth in advertising...

Think I'd rather take my chances with cigs, if those have side effects it just might be immortality.

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so half of regular smokers may die?
I've got a 50/50 chance at immortality!
 
2012-05-04 08:49:12 AM
AKTurkey: Yo dawg I heard you got cancer

I'm an easy audience but that's all I came in for. OUT
 
2012-05-04 08:52:05 AM
To be fair, it's the last thing the cancer would expect.
 
2012-05-04 08:53:28 AM
hitlersbrain: Is that like the AIDS drug AZT given to HIV positive patients that destroys immune systems and thus causes AIDS?


Ah, the old "meds cause AIDS" line.

2/10
 
2012-05-04 08:55:06 AM
Good morning everyone!

Since this IS a cancer thread, may I please put in a shameless plug for the cancer agency that I am raising money for? Our biggest fundraiser of the year is tomorrow, and I am looking for donations. The charity is one that I volunteer at regularly, and it's called United Cancer Services of Elkhart County. It was chartered in 1953, and our website is www.ElkhartCancer.org

May I please ask you kind Farkers for a donation? My donation page is here.

Let me know if you have any questions about the agency, and I will answer them as best I can.

Thank you guys so much for considering helping!
 
2012-05-04 08:57:14 AM
This may be news in Canada, but in the US it has been common knowledge for about 25 years that these type drugs increase risk for future cancer.

Bone marrow xplant patients who get ATG for example can go from SAA to a full blown Leukemia 5-10 years later.

Not news. that's why they don't use these drugs without blood levels dropped to the severe range.

You think they learned nothing at NIH from the bubble boys?
 
2012-05-04 09:00:41 AM
Rasraf Mekerk: hitlersbrain: Is that like the AIDS drug AZT given to HIV positive patients that destroys immune systems and thus causes AIDS?


Ah, the old "meds cause AIDS" line.

2/10


Check the side effects. It was originally an anti-cancer drug. Hopefully they don't use this anymore but they did for a long, long time. It's scary how dumb smart people can be sometimes.
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2012-05-04 09:13:22 AM
Grables'Daughter: Good morning everyone!

Since this IS a cancer thread, may I please put in a shameless plug for the cancer agency that I am raising money for? Our biggest fundraiser of the year is tomorrow, and I am looking for donations. The charity is one that I volunteer at regularly, and it's called United Cancer Services of Elkhart County. It was chartered in 1953, and our website is www.ElkhartCancer.org

May I please ask you kind Farkers for a donation? My donation page is here.

Let me know if you have any questions about the agency, and I will answer them as best I can.

Thank you guys so much for considering helping!


I don't know, I read somewhere that donating to cancer research causes cancer...
 
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