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		Samuel L. Jackson is the "quiet" star of The Avengers. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MOTHERFARKER? (contactmusic.com)		21
		More: Unlikely, Samuel L Jackson, Avengers, Quentin Tarantino, Nick Fury, Mark Ruffalo

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Trolljegeren		2012-05-03 07:31:52 PM

I hear Scarlett Johansson is in this.

www.porhomme.com

/Helpful pic of what a Scarlett Johansson might look like.

Snapper Carr		2012-05-03 07:32:51 PM

I want a Nick Fury movie. Sam Jackson is too talented to be M to Stark's James Bond.for too long.

Give us Nick Fury - Agent of Shield (without the Hoff this time) and let Sam Jackson chew on some motherfarkin' scenery.

And if they can team him up with Phil Coulson throughout the thing, that would please me.

Skr		2012-05-03 07:33:30 PM

Just his image is enough to start a profanity laden monologue in your head.

He really doesn't need to say much to be heard, at this point.

Mugato		2012-05-03 07:36:04 PM

Snapper Carr: And if they can team him up with Phil Coulson throughout the thing, that would please me.

About that...

BunkyBrewman		2012-05-03 07:45:57 PM

Is he Mr. Glass?

Apos		2012-05-03 07:49:37 PM

Coolest motherfarker on the motherfarking planet,motherfarker!

Barfmaker		2012-05-03 07:51:45 PM

What?

Snapper Carr		2012-05-03 08:10:18 PM

Mugato: Snapper Carr: And if they can team him up with Phil Coulson throughout the thing, that would please me.

About that...

Yeah, I heard he got Whedoned.

No matter - it can be set prior to the Avengers (hell, make it prior to all of them that way SHIELD has a primacy instead of playing support staff.

fusillade762		2012-05-03 08:17:02 PM

Why do some of the posters show the Iron Man suit with the circular window in the chest (which I prefer, btw) and some show the one with the triangle? Does he change outfits during the movie?

www.moviesandtvhistoryguy.com

Snapper Carr		2012-05-03 08:20:35 PM

fusillade762: Why do some of the posters show the Iron Man suit with the circular window in the chest (which I prefer, btw) and some show the one with the triangle? Does he change outfits during the movie?

[www.moviesandtvhistoryguy.com image 600x400]

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Joss thinks the triangle is "ass" so he has Tony fiddling with the suit throughout the film eventually returning to the old classic circle

Farker4Life2		2012-05-03 08:21:13 PM

hogans		2012-05-03 08:56:38 PM

Snapper Carr: Mugato: Snapper Carr: And if they can team him up with Phil Coulson throughout the thing, that would please me.

About that...

Yeah, I heard he got Whedoned.

No matter - it can be set prior to the Avengers (hell, make it prior to all of them that way SHIELD has a primacy instead of playing support staff.

They don't even need to do that. SHIELD is quite fond of using clones. Either make him a clone then, or a clone now.

ZeroCorpse		2012-05-03 09:23:24 PM

This one is a fan-made pic. Check the heads (some hovering above their necks) and the fact that the Hulk is clearly the Norton Incredible Hulk and not the current version (look at his face).

CavalierEternal		2012-05-03 09:23:45 PM

"AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN NONE OF MY MOVIES?! THE SKRULL KILLED ME! THE F*CKIN' SKRULL KILLED ME!"

ZeroCorpse		2012-05-03 09:24:12 PM

hogans: Snapper Carr: Mugato: Snapper Carr: And if they can team him up with Phil Coulson throughout the thing, that would please me.

About that...

Yeah, I heard he got Whedoned.

No matter - it can be set prior to the Avengers (hell, make it prior to all of them that way SHIELD has a primacy instead of playing support staff.

They don't even need to do that. SHIELD is quite fond of using clones. Either make him a clone then, or a clone now.

I'm standing by the theory that Coulson is a prototype Life Model Decoy, and that he will be brought back in the form of The Vision.

Wayne 985		2012-05-03 11:08:48 PM

Really? I keep hearing that Ruffalo is understated and fantastic in this movie.

festus		2012-05-03 11:29:29 PM

Wayne 985: Really? I keep hearing that Ruffalo is understated and fantastic in this movie.

He is.

Aboleth		2012-05-03 11:58:32 PM

Wayne 985: Really? I keep hearing that Ruffalo is understated and fantastic in this movie.

The first instance of me nearly leaping out of my seat and yelling, "FARK YEAH!" is because of Ruffalo about 2 seconds after he reveals his secret of keeping in control. Then he went on to make me do it again and again a couple of more times.

Mattevil		2012-05-04 12:10:19 AM

It would be weird if they killed Coulson since they just introduced him to the Marvel 616 universe along with a Sam Jackson lookalike Nick Fury (Jr.).

fusillade762		2012-05-04 01:04:32 AM

ZeroCorpse: [cdn.screenrant.com image 570x360]

This one is a fan-made pic. Check the heads (some hovering above their necks) and the fact that the Hulk is clearly the Norton Incredible Hulk and not the current version (look at his face).

Yeah, I thought it looked odd, but it was one of the few I could find with the triangular window in the suit that was small enough to post.

Shadowtag		2012-05-04 03:52:49 AM

Mattevil: It would be weird if they killed Coulson since they just introduced him to the Marvel 616 universe along with a Sam Jackson lookalike Nick Fury (Jr.).

Marvel doesn't usually tell Marvel what Marvel is doing. They're too busy being Marvelous.

\Excelsior

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