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2012-05-03 06:25:21 PM  
i628.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-03 06:29:15 PM  
Boy....that was at least a 40-proof explanation.
 
2012-05-03 06:44:00 PM  

PainInTheASP: Boy....that was at least a 40-proof explanation.


Yup.
 
2012-05-03 06:55:46 PM  
Only 44? Looks like the last 30 have been doing meth and Bataan Death March marathons.
 
2012-05-03 07:00:04 PM  
Soon as I get home that "face" is going to get shopped onto an Oompa Loomp

/it occupies a position on the front of her head... I assume it's a face
 
2012-05-03 07:00:49 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-03 07:11:05 PM  
proclaimed she was a fabulous mother.

Everybody, to a certain degree, feels that the way they do things is the best way. That's why they chose to do it that way in the first place.

Everybody, to a certain degree, is batshiat insane. This woman's face is worthy of making boots from, and she's planning on turning her daughter into a pair of chaps. She clearly has the Crazy more than most.
 
2012-05-03 07:13:41 PM  
Did she have her top lip gnawed off by a chipmunk and then reattached by someone as drunk as her?
 
2012-05-03 07:14:15 PM  
I'll have whatever she's having!

/also a wonderful mother
//*hichh*
 
2012-05-03 07:17:25 PM  
She's calling someone else ugly?
 
2012-05-03 07:18:57 PM  
I was under the impression that Jersey Orange was the result of bad spray tans. Do they really turn orange from normal tanning?
 
2012-05-03 07:26:33 PM  

T. Dawg: I was under the impression that Jersey Orange was the result of bad spray tans. Do they really turn orange from normal tanning?


It's New Jersey. I think that shade is called Superfund Orange.
 
2012-05-03 07:47:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-03 07:53:37 PM  

T. Dawg: I was under the impression that Jersey Orange was the result of bad spray tans. Do they really turn orange from normal tanning?


I think she also uses the bronzing stuff that bodybuilders use. Somebody mentioned in a previous thread about doing a GIS for bodybuilders and seeing the exact same shade going on.

/also, somebody is a fan of Regretsy
//fat jealous losers
 
2012-05-03 08:06:41 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
/hot like a tanning bed
 
Skr
2012-05-03 08:28:52 PM  
What the hell is up with those teeth.
 
2012-05-03 08:29:31 PM  
Just because your meth habits keep you small, doesn't mean you live a healthy life style.
 
2012-05-03 08:29:50 PM  
I caught a glimpse of her face on the news this afternoon.

I kid you not, I thought for a second it was an ad for that new flick "Chernobyl Diaries."
 
2012-05-03 08:30:03 PM  
She looks like she just walked out of the Sahara desert.
 
Byn
2012-05-03 08:30:32 PM  

2wolves: Only 44? Looks like the last 30 have been doing meth and Bataan Death March marathons.


44 isn't her age, it's the colour of her corresponding paint chip at Sherwin-Williams.
 
2012-05-03 08:30:50 PM  

PainInTheASP: Boy....that was at least a 40-proof explanation.


Or a 47-chromosome explanation.
 
2012-05-03 08:30:59 PM  
If I was a teacher, I would require the kids to wear sunglasses (or maybe a welding visor) whenever her picture was shown, much less if she came for parent teacher conferences.
 
2012-05-03 08:32:03 PM  
Is she trying to be a guido?
 
2012-05-03 08:33:05 PM  
TMZ, shiat mic is shiat.

Tanning Mom, you look like shiat.

/shiat
 
2012-05-03 08:33:29 PM  
She should plead insanity.
 
2012-05-03 08:33:42 PM  
It's Mr. Lehey's twin sister.
Drunk, deluded and disheveled is not way to go through life, you stupid, c00nt.
 
2012-05-03 08:34:21 PM  

GungFu: /shiat


voo doo'ed
 
2012-05-03 08:35:11 PM  
Cripes, is she channeling Al Jolson?
 
2012-05-03 08:35:42 PM  
Oh dear lord, I thought she was going to moon the camera, and I took a deep breathe to prepare myself.
sigh of relief*
 
2012-05-03 08:36:06 PM  

bim1154: Is she trying to be a guido?


She is the mother of all guidos
 
2012-05-03 08:38:57 PM  
Damn, you guys weren't kidding, she was farking loaded.
 
2012-05-03 08:39:22 PM  
I used to like Lou Holtz, but he sure has gone off the deep-end here.
 
2012-05-03 08:39:28 PM  
*Looks at pic*

There's nothing wrong with preparing for Cinco de Mayo.
 
2012-05-03 08:41:52 PM  
Why do people want to be tanned? Only the lower orders should have burnt skin from working the fields all day, and why would anybody want to look like a farmer?
 
2012-05-03 08:42:23 PM  
How ironic would it be if she were prejudiced against African Americans?

When I first saw the picture I thought it was blackface. Ya rly.
 
2012-05-03 08:42:27 PM  
Do I see a reality show in the future?
 
2012-05-03 08:43:33 PM  
-Sounds like half the crap I read on the internets...
 
2012-05-03 08:44:28 PM  

cig-mkr: Do I see a reality show in the future?


No, a full-on movie. Courtney Stodden will play the part of the mom.
 
2012-05-03 08:44:30 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 285x300]

4.bp.blogspot.com
www.independent.co.uk
 
2012-05-03 08:44:37 PM  
Ya know, when they turn hides into leather it is called tanning. Instead of calling her 'Tanning Mom', we should call her Leatherette.
 
2012-05-03 08:45:32 PM  

vudukungfu: It's Mr. Lehey's twin sister.
Drunk, deluded and disheveled is not way to go through life, you stupid, c00nt.


Not way?

You sound edumicated.
 
2012-05-03 08:45:54 PM  
Forget the tanning - THIS is the horrible thing she's doing to her kid.

The worst thing you can teach your crotchfruit is that people don't like you "because they're jealous". Most times that's just not the case.

"They're jealous of you because you're beautiful!" - wrong. They hate you because you tell your kid they're beauty-pageant material. Maybe they are, maybe not. But the kids HATE them because you've turned them into stuck-up biatches who believe that they're better than everyone else. If you're NICE and beautiful everyone wants to be your friend, either to bang you or to get your runoff.

"They're jealous of you because you're a great athlete." Wrong. They hate you because you have a superiority compelex because you can hit a ball or skate or run faster than other kids, and you lord it over them, and feel like that gives you the right to treat other, lesser athletes like shiat. OR you're not as good as you think you are and you treat the better kids like shiat.

"They're jealous of you because you're smart." Wrong. Much like the jocks, you're a douche because you think that doing math or science better than anyone else makes you superior. You're not. You have a superior skill, and other kids don't appreciate you douche-ily lording it over them.

Nobody's "jealous" of you, cupcake. They think you're a horrible person because you (allegedly) throw your crotchfruit into a tanning bed, and because you look like a honey-baked ham, freakshow. Deal with it, Seaward.
 
Biv
2012-05-03 08:47:12 PM  
I have no doubt that she is an excellent mummy.
 
2012-05-03 08:48:20 PM  

2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 341x263]


that pic was terrifying...
 
2012-05-03 08:49:32 PM  
That woman is mentally disturbed. No one does that to themselves and has stable mental health.
 
2012-05-03 08:51:36 PM  
Wow, that's actually a pretty good zombie makeup job.

Wait...
 
2012-05-03 08:52:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: That woman is mentally disturbed. No one does that to themselves and has stable mental health.


Living in New Jersey is pretty crazy.
 
2012-05-03 08:54:06 PM  
I'd love to see a brainscan on that woman...fairly certain certain areas have almost no activity in them.
 
2012-05-03 08:56:46 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Oh, my God! She's so drunk!
 
2012-05-03 08:56:48 PM  
I had two thoughts reading this story and seeing the picture:
1. This woman has actually tanned to the point at which she looks like a photo negative.
2. For all her faults, at least she didn't saddle her kid with a ridiculous name. I was expecting the girl to have a name far more dollar store-chic than Anna.
 
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