You know... if he "sucked" on the monkey butt, it might have only took him 30 minutes.

One of my former colleagues said that while he was in China they tried to serve him a plate of cooked excrement. He refused (politely) but it makes me wonder just how hungry people there are.

cowgirl toffee: You know... if he "sucked" on the monkey butt, it might have only took him 30 minutes.

And you know that how.....?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cowgirl toffee: You know... if he "sucked" on the monkey butt, it might have only took him 30 minutes.

And you know that how.....?

Through my experience with corn. :P

I been here for hour! You go now!

Skr: No real reason he need to use his tongue, must have some sort of matron complex.

Had to use warm water rubbing on baby squirrels to get 'em to potty. Never found out why they can't do it by themselves without the extra coaxing.

The reason is that too many years of drinking lead and chromium in your water shrinks your brain.

From each according to their ability...

Sounds like a job for grape jelly.

Come to think of it, that is how we used to have to tune our monkeys in marching band, but it only took a few minutes unless you were tone deaf.

Gergesa 2012-05-03 09:26:33 PM

One of my former colleagues said that while he was in China they tried to serve him a plate of cooked excrement. He refused (politely) but it makes me wonder just how hungry people there are.

Pure utter nonsense. When I lived there I've heard of and eaten many weird dishes. I speak the language (albeit poorly) and have many Chinese friends. And I've never ever heard of anybody eating excretment in China or anywhere in East Asia. I suspect my chinese colleagues and friends would be appalled to hear such nonsense.

Well, except for a porn-related story I heard about in Japan. But that's uh..... different.

coralfixation: Modified toilet paper role?

Wow, just wow.

You sir, are a f*cking genius.

WorthNoting: Gergesa: One of my former colleagues said that while he was in China they tried to serve him a plate of cooked excrement. He refused (politely) but it makes me wonder just how hungry people there are.

Maybe they just REALLY DISLIKED your former colleague and figured he'd eat it
rather than risk culture rudeness and an international incident.

Imagine a Chinese kitchen with cooks speaking in Chinese:

"Look at that pompous motha-farker! He so full of himself! Bet I can cook up some of my sh*t
and tell him it "traditional dish to show gratitude for honored guest" and he so stupid he eats it."

Then a brief period of time during which bets are made throughout the village and the "special dish for honored guest" is prepared.

Imagine the disappointment when your former colleague politely refused "the honor".

That is unlikely since he was not a tourist he was there on business and his partner ate from the dish. Interestingly, the woman who served it later became his wife and accepted a drinking challenge on his behalf posed by one of his business associates.

In case that last post was ambiguous, his Chinese business partner ate from the dish.

WorthNoting: What kind of poop was it?
And any details on preparation?
Fried or Baked? Breaded or a light Tempura Batter?
Special Seasonings needed?

Are you planning to eat some? I advise against it. No details about preparation were requested.

WorthNoting: All in all I'd say this was QUITE the business venture for your former colleague.

He asserts that God sent his future wife to save him.

WorthNoting: Was this "drinking challenge" posed by the SAME business associate who ate from "the dish"?????

No idea.

WorthNoting: Did ALL THIS perhaps take place in China's version of the "French Quarter"???

He said it took place in northern china.

I don't buy that eating excretment story. If anything its some drinking stunt, prank or even misinterpretation/mistranslation.

There is a reason people will eat bugs or other sort of gross foods but will not eat animal waste products except under the absolute worst circumstances. it has to be an invitation to a host of grastrointestinal diseases (I would assume). The only close thing is during famine, I've heard of people looking for grains of rice or other edible seeds/nuts present in animal scat.

I'd google this to see if anyone else confirms such an experience but I dont think that would be a good idea.