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(610 WIOD)   Tea Party candidate dies during forum at Homer's Smorgasbord. That is all   ( divider line
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2012-05-03 10:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: Vodka Zombie: "Before these uneducated, racist yokels, in this restaurant, this den of spores, parasites, and e-Coli, I ALONE AM KING!!!"

I had no idea he was speaking at a OWS gathering.

You know, the ones with anti-Semitic signs, who don't know anything, and end up suffering from disease and lice.

Being against the US's support for Israel's war against the Palestinians is not the same as hating Jews.
2012-05-03 10:11:32 PM  
2 votes:

meat0918: Quasar: 52? God damn that's young. How sad.

Yeah, I may not like the Tea Party, but 52 is damn young.

Speaking as a 51-year old, bless your heart.
2012-05-03 06:50:43 PM  
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFA: The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him.


They succeeded in suviving him, as did everyone else in attendence
2012-05-03 06:18:01 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him.

2012-05-03 06:09:25 PM  
2 votes:
If he was a hippie doper instead of a right-wing loon he'd have learned to chill out and stuff. Now look at him.
So kids: stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and start smoking weed. You'll thank me later.
2012-05-04 02:04:20 AM  
1 vote:

common sense is an oxymoron: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Bebe Rebozo

Jesus god, that's a name I hadn't thought about in a long farking time.

It was so fun to say.

True that. It was the "Joey Buttafuoco" of it's day.

I thought Cronkite was making it up.

Dunno about that but I do know Wolf Blitzer totally made that name up for the Iraq war.

Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?

You think Tricky Dick was a bottom?

Well, yeah, nobody would trust Nixon if he was standing behind them.
2012-05-04 01:31:38 AM  
1 vote:

quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?

Speaking of which, I'm going out to the shed to get my power drill and remove that image from my brain.

Which image? This one?

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Or this one?

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Wanna make double extra sure which one cos I wouldn't want to make that mistake again.

It wouldn't be polite.

Yes siree, we Canadians are notorious for our relentless politeness. Ask anyone.

I remember those pictures around the time they first came out.

Even as a wee lass, I wondered why a bunch of old mobsters were hanging out with the President.
2012-05-04 12:12:15 AM  
1 vote:

James F. Campbell: It's all the hate. It eats you up inside.

Keeps me warm at night.

/c. thomas howell
/folding up my butterfly knife
2012-05-04 12:09:11 AM  
1 vote:

Quasar: 52? God damn that's young. How sad.

It's all the hate. It eats you up inside.
2012-05-03 11:03:59 PM  
1 vote:
We few, we tubby few, we band of Baggers!
For he who today cones his soft serve with me!
Shall be my brother, be he never so young!
This day shall gravy top his salad!
And lie-bruls on the east coast being gay!
Shall weep upon their ellipticals!
And gay-marry cheap with tortises!
That ate with us on Saint Buffet Day!
2012-05-03 10:54:13 PM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: So, will they donate his organs once they rinse off all the gravy?

He was a member of the Tea Party. The recipients are likely to reject them.
2012-05-03 10:47:00 PM  
1 vote:
The total lack of holier than thou in this dead politician thread so far is somewhat baffling and mildly encouraging.
2012-05-03 10:43:38 PM  
1 vote:

ComicBookGuy: I have a feeling that room was full of fit, vital, good-looking people wearing various t-shirts, hoodies, etc., demonstrating their status as alumni of prestigious colleges and universities.

(in bizarro world)

Somehow I read that as 'fat pasty white people who haven't eaten a vegetable since grade school communicating solely with wet farts hitting their well-worn Hoveround seats.'

Fark filters are weeeeird.
2012-05-03 10:43:35 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-03 10:15:56 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, he was no man, but more of a remorseless eating machine. Fairly warned be thee says I.
2012-05-03 09:49:32 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like he suffered the same fate as he wants Americans without health care to suffer.
2012-05-03 09:40:41 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: penthesilea: Ed Finnerty: penthesilea: 21 hoveround salute at the funeral.
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I'm sure that man is hard working and gainfully employed. He probably saved up for months to afford that Hoveround.

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It didn't cost a penny.

No cost. Absolutely no cost to me.

Honestly with all the "keep gubbmint out of mah medicare!" going around, I'm surprised no Tea Party candidate has yet claimed that Obamacare will take away their Hoverounds.
2012-05-03 09:38:42 PM  
1 vote:
His brain committed suicide.
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