randomjsa: Vodka Zombie: "Before these uneducated, racist yokels, in this restaurant, this den of spores, parasites, and e-Coli, I ALONE AM KING!!!"I had no idea he was speaking at a OWS gathering.You know, the ones with anti-Semitic signs, who don't know anything, and end up suffering from disease and lice.
meat0918: Quasar: 52? God damn that's young. How sad.Yeah, I may not like the Tea Party, but 52 is damn young.
Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFA: The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him.Revive?
common sense is an oxymoron: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Bebe RebozoJesus god, that's a name I hadn't thought about in a long farking time.It was so fun to say.True that. It was the "Joey Buttafuoco" of it's day.I thought Cronkite was making it up.Dunno about that but I do know Wolf Blitzer totally made that name up for the Iraq war.Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?You think Tricky Dick was a bottom?
quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?Speaking of which, I'm going out to the shed to get my power drill and remove that image from my brain.Which image? This one?[i293.photobucket.com image 485x331]Or this one?[i293.photobucket.com image 318x386]Wanna make double extra sure which one cos I wouldn't want to make that mistake again.It wouldn't be polite.Yes siree, we Canadians are notorious for our relentless politeness. Ask anyone.
James F. Campbell: It's all the hate. It eats you up inside.
Quasar: 52? God damn that's young. How sad.
stoli n coke: So, will they donate his organs once they rinse off all the gravy?
ComicBookGuy: I have a feeling that room was full of fit, vital, good-looking people wearing various t-shirts, hoodies, etc., demonstrating their status as alumni of prestigious colleges and universities.(in bizarro world)
Rapmaster2000: penthesilea: Ed Finnerty: penthesilea: 21 hoveround salute at the funeral.[i470.photobucket.com image 399x500]I'm sure that man is hard working and gainfully employed. He probably saved up for months to afford that Hoveround.[i470.photobucket.com image 400x256]It didn't cost a penny.No cost. Absolutely no cost to me.
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