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2012-05-03 10:43:38 PM

ComicBookGuy: I have a feeling that room was full of fit, vital, good-looking people wearing various t-shirts, hoodies, etc., demonstrating their status as alumni of prestigious colleges and universities.

(in bizarro world)


Somehow I read that as 'fat pasty white people who haven't eaten a vegetable since grade school communicating solely with wet farts hitting their well-worn Hoveround seats.'

Fark filters are weeeeird.
 
2012-05-03 10:43:59 PM
Turned 52 last week.
Staying away from smorgasbords so that I, along with the nurse, can survive him a bit longer.
 
2012-05-03 10:45:11 PM

randomjsa: Vodka Zombie: "Before these uneducated, racist yokels, in this restaurant, this den of spores, parasites, and e-Coli, I ALONE AM KING!!!"

I had no idea he was speaking at a OWS gathering.

You know, the ones with anti-Semitic signs, who don't know anything, and end up suffering from disease and lice.


Anti-semitic signs? Only anti-semitic sign I've seen the retards try and tie to OWS was some guy standing nowhere near the protests, holding some signs. You can't even see any crowd in the background. Are those the signs you're talking about, or do you have something better? Come on, randomlibbyjsanomore2, I'm curious...


Also, have the teatards claimed this was a government hit yet?
 
2012-05-03 10:47:00 PM
The total lack of holier than thou in this dead politician thread so far is somewhat baffling and mildly encouraging.
 
2012-05-03 10:48:32 PM

juniperwasting: I wonder if there is a transcript of his final speech?


AAAAHHHHHIIIGLRBLSPLK-kh-kh-uuuuooooo...... [thud]
 
2012-05-03 10:49:00 PM

Curse of the Goth Kids: The total lack of holier than thou in this dead politician thread so far is somewhat baffling and mildly encouraging.


[ackbaritsatrap.jpg]
 
2012-05-03 10:52:03 PM
So, will they donate his organs once they rinse off all the gravy?
 
2012-05-03 10:52:34 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Bebe Rebozo

Jesus god, that's a name I hadn't thought about in a long farking time.

It was so fun to say.

True that. It was the "Joey Buttafuoco" of it's day.

I thought Cronkite was making it up.


Dunno about that but I do know Wolf Blitzer totally made that name up for the Iraq war.

Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?
 
2012-05-03 10:53:45 PM

JakeStone: juniperwasting: I wonder if there is a transcript of his final speech?


AAAAHHHHHIIIGLRBLSPLK-kh-kh-uuuuooooo...... [thud]



Keep the gubbamint outta my healtHHHHHHHrrrrrrrrggghhhk...
 
2012-05-03 10:54:13 PM

stoli n coke: So, will they donate his organs once they rinse off all the gravy?


He was a member of the Tea Party. The recipients are likely to reject them.
 
2012-05-03 10:55:43 PM
Actual photos from a very enthusiastic review of Homer's Smorgasbord.

1.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com

Link - The Food Hussy! Hell yes to Homer's!
 
2012-05-03 10:58:02 PM

jaytkay: Actual photos from a very enthusiastic review of Homer's Smorgasbord.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Link - The Food Hussy! Hell yes to Homer's!


How appropriate. Soul food.
 
2012-05-03 11:03:15 PM

quatchi: Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?


Speaking of which, I'm going out to the shed to get my power drill and remove that image from my brain.
 
2012-05-03 11:03:57 PM

skullkrusher: "The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him."

but they died of massive coronaries right before he keeled over?


Ha, it's funny to imagine a nurse and paramedic in the crowd, on the verge of death, just trying their hardest to hold on a few more seconds and outlive this guy.
 
2012-05-03 11:03:59 PM
We few, we tubby few, we band of Baggers!
For he who today cones his soft serve with me!
Shall be my brother, be he never so young!
This day shall gravy top his salad!
And lie-bruls on the east coast being gay!
Shall weep upon their ellipticals!
And gay-marry cheap with tortises!
That ate with us on Saint Buffet Day!
 
2012-05-03 11:07:36 PM

JRoo: randomjsa: Vodka Zombie: "Before these uneducated, racist yokels, in this restaurant, this den of spores, parasites, and e-Coli, I ALONE AM KING!!!"

I had no idea he was speaking at a OWS gathering.

You know, the ones with anti-Semitic signs, who don't know anything, and end up suffering from disease and lice.

Being against the US's support for Israel's war against the Palestinians is not the same as hating Jews.


Yeah, right. Next you'll be telling him the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor.
 
2012-05-03 11:12:52 PM
www.outsourcemymarketing.com.au
They call him bottomless Pete, Natures cruelest mistake!
 
2012-05-03 11:14:35 PM

jaytkay: Actual photos from a very enthusiastic review of Homer's Smorgasbord.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Link - The Food Hussy! Hell yes to Homer's!


I could really go for some kielbasa and kraut. I don't care what time it is.

/will probably die at a smorgasbord
//hope it's a good one
///with really really good kielbasa and kraut
 
2012-05-03 11:33:07 PM
www.smiteahippie.com


/with apologies to the family
 
2012-05-03 11:34:54 PM
"...Beebe was the only candidate who received two or three rounds of applause on his answers..."

In front of a room of teabaggers, that proves he was insane.
 
2012-05-03 11:56:07 PM
O_O
 
2012-05-03 11:59:24 PM
www.treasurenet.com

RIP Freedom Snack
 
2012-05-04 12:09:11 AM

Quasar: 52? God damn that's young. How sad.


It's all the hate. It eats you up inside.
 
2012-05-04 12:11:54 AM
 
2012-05-04 12:12:15 AM

James F. Campbell: It's all the hate. It eats you up inside.


Keeps me warm at night.

/c. thomas howell
/folding up my butterfly knife
 
2012-05-04 12:17:54 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?

Speaking of which, I'm going out to the shed to get my power drill and remove that image from my brain.


Which image? This one?

i293.photobucket.com

Or this one?

i293.photobucket.com

Wanna make double extra sure which one cos I wouldn't want to make that mistake again.

It wouldn't be polite.

Yes siree, we Canadians are notorious for our relentless politeness. Ask anyone.
 
2012-05-04 12:22:29 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFA: The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him.

Revive?

They succeeded in suviving him, as did everyone else in attendence


See? Bad grammar CAN kill. This is a warning to all TEA party sign painters.
 
2012-05-04 12:29:40 AM

JAYoung: Dead for Tax Reasons: Three Crooked Squirrels: FTFA: The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him.

Revive?

They succeeded in suviving him, as did everyone else in attendence

See? Bad grammar CAN kill. This is a warning to all TEA party sign painters.


We'll save you... a lot of money!

i1199.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 12:33:28 AM
I love that while the Tea Party has their conventions at the local Howard Johnson's, Romney and Obama are fundraising in Georgetown and Beverly Hills and East Hampton.

They protest government health insurance and rail against organic vegetables while having heart attacks at the local Old Country Buffett where ambulances take them to the local emergency room where Dr. Khan and Dr. Gonzalez perform emergency heart surgery and bill medicare for the stents.
 
2012-05-04 01:01:07 AM
The newspaper reports a paramedic and a nurse in the crowd tried to survive him.
but they were unable to ignore his girth, and perished as a result.
 
2012-05-04 01:07:55 AM
I...ahh....really can't bring myself to snark at the moment.
 
2012-05-04 01:31:38 AM

quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?

Speaking of which, I'm going out to the shed to get my power drill and remove that image from my brain.

Which image? This one?

[i293.photobucket.com image 485x331]

Or this one?

[i293.photobucket.com image 318x386]

Wanna make double extra sure which one cos I wouldn't want to make that mistake again.

It wouldn't be polite.

Yes siree, we Canadians are notorious for our relentless politeness. Ask anyone.


I remember those pictures around the time they first came out.

Even as a wee lass, I wondered why a bunch of old mobsters were hanging out with the President.
 
2012-05-04 01:31:56 AM

quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Bebe Rebozo

Jesus god, that's a name I hadn't thought about in a long farking time.

It was so fun to say.

True that. It was the "Joey Buttafuoco" of it's day.

I thought Cronkite was making it up.

Dunno about that but I do know Wolf Blitzer totally made that name up for the Iraq war.

Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?


You think Tricky Dick was a bottom?
 
2012-05-04 01:43:07 AM
Damn Obama and his canned salmon.

www.fimdalinha.com
 
2012-05-04 01:47:35 AM
He died doing what he loved.

Smorgasbordin'.
 
2012-05-04 01:58:11 AM

Super Chronic: That probably puts a damper on his election chances.


Unless he runs against Ashcroft
 
2012-05-04 02:04:20 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: quatchi: Bebe Rebozo

Jesus god, that's a name I hadn't thought about in a long farking time.

It was so fun to say.

True that. It was the "Joey Buttafuoco" of it's day.

I thought Cronkite was making it up.

Dunno about that but I do know Wolf Blitzer totally made that name up for the Iraq war.

Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?

You think Tricky Dick was a bottom?


Well, yeah, nobody would trust Nixon if he was standing behind them.
 
2012-05-04 04:39:44 AM

quatchi:
Ya think there's any truth to the rumors that Nixon had his own private "Drill, Bebe, Drill" policy in place with Rebozo?


It's probably because it's late and I can't sleep, but if I'd been taking a drink when I read this, you'd have owed me a new keyboard and monitor.
 
2012-05-04 06:39:10 AM

randomjsa: Vodka Zombie: "Before these uneducated, racist yokels, in this restaurant, this den of spores, parasites, and e-Coli, I ALONE AM KING!!!"

I had no idea he was speaking at a OWS gathering.

You know, the ones with anti-Semitic signs, who don't know anything, and end up suffering from disease and lice.


Bullshiat. OWS banned the East Lake Minnesota Cat Fanciers and National Socialist Society from those rallies last year.
 
2012-05-04 06:44:41 AM
I was going to point out that this is probably not that unusual, considering the ambient age of this demographic - but then I read the guy was 52. Too bad, but probably the standard all-American killers - stress, obesity and inactivity. Of course, he may have also had some congenital defect in his heart - every week you hear about some young athlete dropping dead of one of those things.
 
2012-05-04 07:28:16 AM

ArkAngel: I don't understand it. James Coco went mad after 15 minutes


I lol'd
 
2012-05-04 07:39:49 AM

DeltaPunch: Rapmaster2000: penthesilea: Ed Finnerty: penthesilea: 21 hoveround salute at the funeral.
[i470.photobucket.com image 399x500]

I'm sure that man is hard working and gainfully employed. He probably saved up for months to afford that Hoveround.

[i470.photobucket.com image 400x256]

It didn't cost a penny.

No cost. Absolutely no cost to me.

Honestly with all the "keep gubbmint out of mah medicare!" going around, I'm surprised no Tea Party candidate has yet claimed that Obamacare will take away their Hoverounds.


Now that you said this, I'm sure that someone will ...

Is there a rule 34 for derp?

Like, if it exists, there's derp about it?
 
2012-05-04 07:44:17 AM

jaytkay: Actual photos from a very enthusiastic review of Homer's Smorgasbord.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Link - The Food Hussy! Hell yes to Homer's!


He should have stuck with the corn juice instead of the unidentified fried things and the dark brown pieces of mystery meat.
 
2012-05-04 07:59:54 AM
That's a shame...
 
2012-05-04 08:07:25 AM
He used the same plate twice. One stroke penalty.
 
2012-05-04 08:25:37 AM

sweetmelissa31: He should have stuck with the corn juice instead of the unidentified fried things and the dark brown pieces of mystery meat.


Good lord why don't most people realize that Food Photography Is Hard. Those images will be with me all day now
 
2012-05-04 09:02:10 AM
He ran out of veins to burst in his forehead.
 
2012-05-04 09:10:14 AM

DeltaPunch: Rapmaster2000: penthesilea: Ed Finnerty: penthesilea: 21 hoveround salute at the funeral.
[i470.photobucket.com image 399x500]

I'm sure that man is hard working and gainfully employed. He probably saved up for months to afford that Hoveround.

[i470.photobucket.com image 400x256]

It didn't cost a penny.

No cost. Absolutely no cost to me.


Honestly with all the "keep gubbmint out of mah medicare!" going around, I'm surprised no Tea Party candidate has yet claimed that Obamacare will take away their Hoverounds.


He's already trying to take away your prescription drugs, by having them converted to over-the-counter, so you'll have to pay for them out of pocket:

AAAANNNND, for you citationtards, here you go:

Link

Obama: "oooo, loook! you won't have to go to the doctor so much. you'll save money! Watch this hand, here it is! See the birdie?!?"

Obama's other hand just reclassified these drugs, so you won't be able to purchase them with your flexible spending account. You know, that account the government so graciously let you set up with the money the government let you keep, so you can spend it on medical care? Yep, you won't be buying medicine with that money, because you have to use that for OTC drugs, and since that blood pressure medicine you need will be OTC, break off some of that grocery buyin' cash son.

/Oooo, a libtard mainstream media link at that!
 
2012-05-04 09:36:29 AM
Had better days...
media.natgeotv.com
 
2012-05-04 09:37:14 AM

Tumunga: Obama's other hand just reclassified these drugs, so you won't be able to purchase them with your flexible spending account. You know, that account the government so graciously let you set up with the money the government let you keep, so you can spend it on medical care? Yep, you won't be buying medicine with that money, because you have to use that for OTC drugs, and since that blood pressure medicine you need will be OTC, break off some of that grocery buyin' cash son.


My understanding is that you can use your FSA to buy OTC drugs if your doctor prescribed them to you. Is that incorrect?
 
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