I wish (1) that this was actually true, and (2) that I got to be the one to decide who goes on the Forced Sterilization List.

Well, it certainly has led to derp panels

What a terrible article.

Also,

With Wednesday's statement, the House GOP saw a chance to strengthen its position.

"During a time of record debt and deficits, providing the Secretary of [Health and Human Services] with a blank check ... is simply not a responsible way to spend the taxpayers' dollars," the release stated.

So you budgeted HHS a blank check? Why'd you do that?

GAT_00: House Republicans attacked the 2010 healthcare law Wednesday for expanding a preventive care grant program that they said, in the past, funded pet spaying and neutering in Tennessee.

So, the GOP is saying they think Americans are animals and they're worried someone is going to treat them like one? Here's a question, why do you think the American people are animals, because you have to for that connection to make sense to you.

No, no, no... only WOMEN should be treated like animals

/they need us menfolk to protect them from themselves
//the sluts

Cyberluddite: I wish (1) that this was actually true, and (2) that I got to be the one to decide who goes on the Forced Sterilization List.

I don't have a list so much as an array. Right now, it just consists of 75% of Yahoo commenters. I figure that's a good start.

RodneyToady: I don't have a list so much as an array. Right now, it just consists of 75% of Yahoo commenters. I figure that's a good start.

75% seems a little low to me.

RodneyToady: Cyberluddite: I wish (1) that this was actually true, and (2) that I got to be the one to decide who goes on the Forced Sterilization List.

I don't have a list so much as an array. Right now, it just consists of 75% of Yahoo commenters. I figure that's a good start.

Throw in YouTube commenters and I think the legislation would get fast-tracked.

As someone whose voluntary sterilization was paid for by my Government, I am getting a kick out of this thread.

We're going to forcibly sterilize Tennesseans?

AWESOME!! YOOOHOOO!!!

...oh...pets

/darn

Forced sterilizations? Of Republicans?

I'll sign your petition, sir. And forge a dozen more signatures for good measure.



/dnrtfa

NeedlesslyCanadian: Forced sterilizations? Of Republicans?

I'll sign your petition, sir. And forge a dozen more signatures for good measure.



/dnrtfa

It doesn't have to be that complicated. All Obama has to do is make a statement tomorrow against sterilization and the baggers will be lining up around the block to get one.

mrshowrules: NeedlesslyCanadian: Forced sterilizations? Of Republicans?

I'll sign your petition, sir. And forge a dozen more signatures for good measure.



/dnrtfa

It doesn't have to be that complicated. All Obama has to do is make a statement tomorrow against sterilization and the baggers will be lining up around the block to get one.


GENIUS

I don't know if republicans can argue that the reproductive process isn't the government's business anymore.

NeedlesslyCanadian: GENIUS

It has to be more subtle than that. Perhaps Michelle Obama saying that it isn't safe for you to remove your microwave oven door and place your scrotum on the warming tray when you are warming up your Jimmy Dean pancake wrapped sausages because those are bad for you.

It will confuse them because they will be mad the is telling them what to eat and how to eat it. This should be pretty full proof. I imagine a 60%-80% penetration rate in the South.

start with the teabaggers.

What's ironic is they go all ape shiat about a made up idea that Obama will force sterilization but they have NO PROBLEM with the government forcing women to carry an embryo to term.

don't understand: "But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order..."

I'm SHOCKED!

15 seconds... *Shakes tiny fist* Oh well, how about:

Republicans frequently call for attention to federally funded projects - health-related and otherwise - that they see as trivial.

We were promised Death Panels, don't try and fob us off with forced sterilizations, Fartbama.

GOP "care" may lead to forced breeding and will definitely lead to forced genital probing.

But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order, The Hill has learned.

Surprise

In case you're wondering where all these idiots came from...

this is bad news for... Caucasians!

I would like to apply the 3 Rs to this formula: Rapists, Repeat Offenders and Republicans.

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Obama's science czar wrote a book about secretly sterilizing the US population. He spent a lot of time pondering how to do it in a uniform way.

Coincidence?

coeyagi: I would like to apply the 3 Rs to this formula: Rapists, Repeat Offenders and Republicans.

all of which can be found under the same (R)ock.

Noam Chimpsky: Obama's science czar wrote a book about secretly sterilizing the US population. He spent a lot of time pondering how to do it in a uniform way.

Coincidence?

Obvious lie is obvious. That was taken out of context. He did nothing of the sort. I'd go find a link but you're an obvious troll.

Wyalt Derp: We were promised Death Panels, don't try and fob us off with forced sterilizations, Fartbama.

I thought they already had tried this back in the 70s ...

And yeah, where's my Death Panel? My state had to resort to creating one. I wanted a Federal Death Panel!