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(Starpulse)   I'm shocked - SHOCKED - to hear that Lady Gaga is single again   (starpulse.com) divider line 63
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2012-05-03 02:28:48 PM  
I'm more shocked that she was ever in a relationship.
 
2012-05-03 03:14:03 PM  
What about that unfortunate guy whose head was caught in a golf ball dimpler? I really thought he was the one.
 
2012-05-03 03:17:54 PM  
pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com


Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"
 
2012-05-03 03:18:52 PM  
Gaga explained that she does feel lonely when touring but "I am supposed to be, I am an artist." She added: "We wallow in loneliness and solitude our whole lives in search of the answer to hundreds and millions of questions that run through my mind."
Yes I'm lonely, but I'm married to my loneliness. I would die without it and I could never be reborn.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-05-03 03:18:55 PM  
He asked about the whereabouts of Stefani Germanotta.
 
2012-05-03 03:20:17 PM  

LegacyDL: He asked about the whereabouts of Stefani Germanotta.


onfinite.com
 
2012-05-03 03:21:21 PM  
Her nose ruins her whole face

that's not a nose, it's a peninsula
 
2012-05-03 03:27:37 PM  
She and YOU can have bad romance then,subby.
 
2012-05-03 03:39:05 PM  
I'd [redacted] her [redacted] all night long.
 
2012-05-03 03:41:11 PM  

Kanemano: Her nose ruins her whole face

that's not a nose, it's a peninsula


No, it's a gag-stop.
 
2012-05-03 03:41:47 PM  

animal900: I'd [redacted] her [redacted] all night long.


I'd get in line to [redacted] her right after you
 
2012-05-03 03:42:40 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: I'm more shocked that she was ever in a relationship.


Came to say exactly this.
 
2012-05-03 03:44:14 PM  
"It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life."
 
2012-05-03 03:46:52 PM  

mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"


I don't get it. What's so controversial about that picture?
It's funny though, that unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2012-05-03 03:54:16 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

I don't get it. What's so controversial about that picture?
It's funny though, that unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-05-03 03:56:32 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

I don't get it. What's so controversial about that picture?
It's funny though, that unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


The whole reason I visit Lady Gaga threads anymore.

/nice one, btw
 
2012-05-03 04:05:57 PM  

mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"


Why is the hat supposed to be funny?
 
2012-05-03 04:11:03 PM  

Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?


You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.
 
2012-05-03 04:11:28 PM  

Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?


It's a hat
 
2012-05-03 04:12:18 PM  

BroVinny: Ctrl-Alt-Del: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

I don't get it. What's so controversial about that picture?
It's funny though, that unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

The whole reason I visit Lady Gaga threads anymore.


Yeah, it's a shame TAS isn't more diligent these days

/nice one, btw

Gracias
 
2012-05-03 04:13:08 PM  

carrion_luggage: What about that unfortunate guy whose head was caught in a golf ball dimpler? I really thought he was the one.


Read this comment, then look at the Unfortunate black guy in the picture with the golf ball dimpler hat. Memes are not fun if you have to explain them. Again, you either get it or you don't.
 
2012-05-03 04:15:42 PM  
Also, in Lady Gaga threads people race in to comment before the picture is posted. To comment....in before the pic. It's a long running joke here on Fark.


\Your welcome
\\Slashies!
 
2012-05-03 04:23:41 PM  

mentallo69: You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.


It's not really a meme. It's the same guy that shows up in every Gaga thread. Sometimes a few people parrot him.
 
2012-05-03 04:24:14 PM  

IrateShadow: mentallo69: You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's not really a meme. It's the same guy that shows up in every Gaga thread. Sometimes a few people parrot him.


Thats why its so funny!
 
2012-05-03 04:26:48 PM  
I attempted to listen to her music once. I kept hearing about her so I did a You Tube search and picked a video at random and the damned thing not only crashed my browser but gave me some sort of virusy thing. It took considerable time and rerunning of Malwarebytes, Spybot and eventually a "system restore" to undo whatever it was.
 
2012-05-03 04:32:43 PM  

LewDux: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

It's a hat


i107.photobucket.com

Heh, it's funny
 
2012-05-03 04:48:15 PM  

mentallo69: IrateShadow: mentallo69: You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's not really a meme. It's the same guy that shows up in every Gaga thread. Sometimes a few people parrot him.

Thats why its so funny!


Exactly. I laugh my ass off so hard at that every single time. Just because it annoys the living crap out of sooo many people. And he never gave up! He never went a single Gaga thread without posting it. Absolutely hilarious.
 
2012-05-03 04:49:14 PM  

mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.


It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.
 
2012-05-03 04:50:56 PM  

Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.


Truly. Memes start themselves, often inadvertently. Forced memes never last.
 
2012-05-03 04:51:59 PM  

Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.


Hmm I don't think it's a hat. It looks more like he stuck his actual head in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2012-05-03 04:52:28 PM  

zappaisfrank: Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.

Truly. Memes start themselves, often inadvertently. Forced memes never last.


Apparently they zombify when the attempted meme's creator shows up, reposts it and claims that it's funny.
 
2012-05-03 04:52:34 PM  

Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.


Also, calm down squiggy.
People like you are what make it funny.
 
2012-05-03 04:54:37 PM  

sure haven't: Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.

Also, calm down squiggy.
People like you are what make it funny.


Did you forget to re-login under a different alt to promote your zany meme? You already responded under this name.
 
2012-05-03 04:56:17 PM  

Surool: sure haven't: Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.

Also, calm down squiggy.
People like you are what make it funny.

Did you forget to re-login under a different alt to promote your zany meme? You already responded under this name.


I don't have different alts
 
2012-05-03 04:58:07 PM  

LewDux: Surool: sure haven't: Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.

Also, calm down squiggy.
People like you are what make it funny.

Did you forget to re-login under a different alt to promote your zany meme? You already responded under this name.

I don't have different alts


I think this is the first time you've managed to be funny.

Congrats!
 
2012-05-03 04:58:10 PM  

LewDux: Surool: sure haven't: Surool: mentallo69: Surool: mentallo69: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Runs away from thread! "You"ll never catch me alive hahaha!"

Why is the hat supposed to be funny?

You obviously do not know the meme that's been here on Fark for like 3 years now. You either get it or you don't.....guess which category you are in.

It's still just a hat. Was this some retarded attempt by a Farker to start their own meme? Because that is the saddest thing ever.

Also, calm down squiggy.
People like you are what make it funny.

Did you forget to re-login under a different alt to promote your zany meme? You already responded under this name.

I don't have different alts


Uh, he wasn't talking to you.
 
2012-05-03 05:30:35 PM  
she does have a nice pair of jugs, and a good set of lungs
 
2012-05-03 05:38:35 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: she does have a nice pair of jugs, and a good set of lungs


www.ladygagaass.net

i180.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-03 05:49:59 PM  
She probably kept stabbing him in the wee-wee with her "sexy underwear."
 
2012-05-03 05:56:03 PM  
yeah, nice buns, thankx
 
2012-05-03 06:06:39 PM  
I like Lady Gaga. Can't tell you exactly why, but she definately doesn't bug me. In a world full of strange and untalented, I find her to be particularly neither.
 
2012-05-03 06:08:12 PM  

highendmighty: I like Lady Gaga. Can't tell you exactly why, but she definately doesn't bug me. In a world full of strange and untalented, I find her to be particularly neither.


Crap...definitely.
Hope the mispelling doesn't warrant hate from the haters...
 
2012-05-03 06:53:17 PM  

Kanemano: Her nose ruins her whole face

that's not a nose, it's a peninsula


Nah, she has Sicilian bug eyes, too. In a few years she's going to look like a female version of Sonny Bono.
 
2012-05-03 07:06:55 PM  

Lsherm: Kanemano: Her nose ruins her whole face

that's not a nose, it's a peninsula

Nah, she has Sicilian bug eyes, too. In a few years she's going to look like a female version of Sonny Bono.


And her mouth, it's up on the side of her face near her cheek bone. She looks like a farkin' Picasso.
 
2012-05-03 07:07:13 PM  
Didn't even know she was married.
/go figure...
 
2012-05-03 07:25:39 PM  

highendmighty: I like Lady Gaga. Can't tell you exactly why, but she definately doesn't bug me. In a world full of strange and untalented, I find her to be particularly neither.


I do, too. Hell, I farking love her. Talent and hard work have taken her far. She deserves every bit of her success.

Now I'll never be one of fark's cool kids. What will I do?
 
2012-05-03 07:46:29 PM  

MadAzza: highendmighty: I like Lady Gaga. Can't tell you exactly why, but she definately doesn't bug me. In a world full of strange and untalented, I find her to be particularly neither.

I do, too. Hell, I farking love her. Talent and hard work have taken her far. She deserves every bit of her success.

Now I'll never be one of fark's cool kids. What will I do?



You'll dismiss it and move on. Being part of a churning hive is vastly overrated.
 
2012-05-03 08:14:45 PM  
she can call me
 
2012-05-03 08:28:58 PM  

LewDux: Gaga explained that she does feel lonely when touring but "I am supposed to be, I am an artist." She added: "We wallow in loneliness and solitude our whole lives in search of the answer to hundreds and millions of questions that run through my mind."
Yes I'm lonely, but I'm married to my loneliness. I would die without it and I could never be reborn.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x390]




I'm amazed at her ability to make me gag with every single pretentious, self-serving shiat that comes out of her mouth
 
2012-05-03 08:41:09 PM  
Creole lady gaga needs some chinese sausage.
I'd bake her a cake.
A Bu cake.
if
you
know
what
I
mean.
 
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