Can I do it this time?

(clears throat)

WHY THE F*#K IS THIS SH#T UNDER THE SPORTS TAB!

FirstNationalBastard: Hopefully, this is the beginning of their porn career.

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/first movie will be called "Twin Magic"

Who?

Impact thread?

"Brain, we wish the Bella twins best of luck in their future endeavors."

"Both sets of the twins, Monsoon."

"Will you stop?"

"I understand Brodius Clay is going to wear their old ring attire in tribute."

"Oh lord, why did I just imagine that?"

sounds like a bunch of catty beyotches got into a pissing match.

"Eve Marie Torres is John Laurenitis' right hand now, Brain."

"Is his right hand or has replaced his right hand Monsoon?"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Brain, we wish the Bella twins best of luck in their future endeavors."

"Both sets of the twins, Monsoon."

"Will you stop?"

Ahahahahaha! Gold as alw--

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I understand Brodius Clay is going to wear their old ring attire in tribute."

"Oh lord, why did I just imagine that?"

>:|

goddammitsomuch...

robsul82: TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: Impact thread?

YEAH, it would be

Brother, this idea to have fans follow the wrestlers like paparazzi? GENIUS, DUDE!

Wrestling Matters.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Brain, we wish the Bella twins best of luck in their future endeavors."

"Both sets of the twins, Monsoon."

"Will you stop?"

"I understand Brodius Clay is going to wear their old ring attire in tribute."

"Oh lord, why did I just imagine that?"

I know you hear this frequently on wrestling threads, but those always make me laugh. Thank you & please continue doing what you do. I appreciate them greatly.

Gunny Highway: Impact thread?

You take over this thread for an Impact thread and I doubt you'll make it to the first 104 Arquette...

matthew_tray: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Brain, we wish the Bella twins best of luck in their future endeavors."

"Both sets of the twins, Monsoon."

"Will you stop?"

"I understand Brodius Clay is going to wear their old ring attire in tribute."

"Oh lord, why did I just imagine that?"

I know you hear this frequently on wrestling threads, but those always make me laugh. Thank you & please continue doing what you do. I appreciate them greatly.

Same here. I'm mostly a FwC creeper but I definitely follow your twitter feed now.
/Just got 4 wicked seats for MITB in July here in Phoenix
//Hoping for a show as good as Chicago last year
///Vincent will make sure it doesn't happen

Let's see, wrestling has:

TV coverage
A ring
announcers
Instant replay
ticket buyers
arenas and stadiums
athletes
injuries
rookies and veterans
wins and losses
rules
referees
championships
legends
scripted outcomes based on the decisions of the industry's most powerful person.

Yeah, get it out of the Sports tab.

Decillion: Let's see, wrestling has:

TV coverage
A ring
announcers
Instant replay
ticket buyers
arenas and stadiums
athletes
injuries
rookies and veterans
wins and losses
rules
referees
championships
legends
scripted outcomes based on the decisions of the industry's most powerful person.

Yeah, get it out of the Sports tab.

Anti-Vince, is that you?

lurch_E_bean: Gunny Highway: Impact thread?

You take over this thread for an Impact thread and I doubt you'll make it to the first 104 Arquette...

Those belts require the thread be greened. This one could be eligible for an LMS under Japanese rules though.

Also, how, exactly, was that opening up? All they said was they are leaving the WWE and are unemployed.

Opening the show with Hogan and Flair? Maybe Steiner is on to something.

Ric Flair: Baddest Man in the Planet. Take that, Tyson!

Captain Steroid: robsul82: A better article - someone puts together the myriad lies Hulk Hogan's told over the years.

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HA! What this gif really needs is the WTF AM I READING treatment!

/sorry, no skillz here
//i'll give you 3 slashies
/// - for you captain

Thanks for letting me post. I not good at spelling. Esp.,My yahoo racing fantasy team sucks.

BTW, 'tis the season for Future Endeavoring.

/I know, their contracts were up.
//Kinda surprised there hasn't really been any going on.

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: BTW, 'tis the season for Future Endeavoring.

/I know, their contracts were up.
//Kinda surprised there hasn't really been any going on.

Last I saw in the sheets was a couple weeks back, where it said that the decisions had been made, but WWE was waiting to announce.

I'm betting on Perfect Jr., White Virgil, and most of the current regular Superstars crew to get the ax... and possibly the smasher. Or, to put it another way... anyone Brodus Clay squashed and jiggled over before the Dolph Ziggler feud began doesn't have much of a future with WWE.

robsul82

It's to make room for the new guy.

Lesnar guy has been found.
MarkOut Man FB here. Link

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: BTW, 'tis the season for Future Endeavoring.

/I know, their contracts were up.
//Kinda surprised there hasn't really been any going on.

Last I saw in the sheets was a couple weeks back, where it said that the decisions had been made, but WWE was waiting to announce.

I'm betting on Perfect Jr., White Virgil, and most of the current regular Superstars crew to get the ax... and possibly the smasher. Or, to put it another way... anyone Brodus Clay squashed and jiggled over before the Dolph Ziggler feud began doesn't have much of a future with WWE.

Damnit, vodak on the keyboard thanks to your smasher line. lol (BTW, whenever John Axford comes out to pitch for the Brewers, the Demolition theme goes through my head.) The only thing that's giving me hope is that IIRC, the axe swings right after Wrestlemania, and we really haven't seen anything yet. They also seem to be giving more focus to developmental.

Superstars is good for the young workers since it gives them a taste of life on the road before getting put on the main roster and getting a proper push. Having guys like Ryan, JTG and the like on the roster are good because they probably won't be getting any kind of a push in the upcoming seconds and they can work squash matches and put guys like Brodus Clay and Ryback over. If you go back to the Superstars era, most of the enhancement talent consisted of local veterans that were good, if not great workers, but never had the look or the desire for whatever reason to go to New York or Atlanta. Some of the local guys from my neck of the woods included Tom "Rocky" Stone and Frankie DeFalco, both who were area mainstays and some of the better trainers. You need someone who can work and knows their shiat to get someone over. Which was the whole reason why they filled TV pre-Monday Night Wars with squashes. I know, different business model then, but some of that can be used in today's product.

I also think that for the 2nd/3rd generation guys, they need to let them keep their names, instead of the D-movie-type horrible names. It won't hurt Vince even though he likes to give gimmicks that he can control and it might generate interest with people that remember guys like Curt Hennig, Mike Rotunda and Barry Windham. What the fark is a Husky Harris? Does he wear Toughskins to the ring?

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, the horror, the horror...

Speaking of Vince, he now wants more rehearsals at WWE events and wants the writers and producers to communicate more. There were a lot of fingers being pointed at the problems at Extreme Rules including John Cena's promo and Brock Lesnar almost getting hurt as well as the timing issues on RAW.

One person close to the process expects that WWE content will be more rigidly scripted and that Vince is going to have to approve just about everything.

/also, in response to Ed, the latest the sheets had just yesterday was that the wrestlers are expecting releases at any time.

What's the source you're quoting for either story? Honest question, as I haven't had time to dig into the kayfabe sheets tonight.

Oh, and farking great. I understand they have time constraints, but when you trot out people live... Let me put it this way: The only people I know who can take it home in 5 seconds and make it make sense are veteran TV news types that do a lot of live shots. Rehearsals will make the backstage stuff more wooden and the live stuff more wooden than a lumberyard with the lumber stacked on wood shelves.

Back in the day, or even in my day, the booker would say to the wrestlers, "Give me 'X' minuets, 3 false finishes and the baby goes over with his finisher." This will sound like the results of a study from the Duh Institute, but damn near every room from the Keil Auditorium to the Knights of Columbus hall in West Allis, WI share a same feature: a clock on the wall. The bell rings, the boys look at the clock, okay, we have 14 minutes and the magic happens. With WWE and TNA, the refs are wired so they can relay instructions. How about trimming the promos so the boys have more time to work the crowd and make the shiat in the ring matter.

/Would I be drunkenly ranting on Fark at damn near 6am?
//[obvious] tag

TheManofPA: BAH GAWD KING THAT'S A LAST MAN STANDING

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: FirstNationalBastard: .

Gunny Highway:

SharkTrager:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla:

ATTN: FWC'ers
I WILL BE INTERVIEWING THE LATEST WRESTLING INTERNET SENSATION

TOMORROW (SUNDAY) AROUND 7:00PM/ET LIVE ON MY PODCAST WEBSITE!!!

CHECK THE PROFILE FOR THE WWW's

/five dollar freak show dot com

TheManofPA: P-Money All $tar: TheManofPA: BAH GAWD KING THAT'S A LAST MAN STANDING

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Becker: FirstNationalBastard: .

Gunny Highway:

SharkTrager:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla:

ATTN: FWC'ers
I WILL BE INTERVIEWING THE LATEST WRESTLING INTERNET SENSATION [i1122.photobucket.com image 640x359]

TOMORROW (SUNDAY) AROUND 7:00PM/ET LIVE ON MY PODCAST WEBSITE!!!
[i1122.photobucket.com image 640x359]
CHECK THE PROFILE FOR THE WWW's

/five dollar freak show dot com

Wait.......what?

Tune in.
Mark Out.

Link

shiat. Lemme try that again. Link

Nope. Other link made Fark barf on itself.

Dustin Runnels has been released. PWInsider confirmed.