The My Little Pony Killer: superdolfan1: And neither have you. Read Matthew 6 in its entirety and then get back to me as to what verses 5-7 actually say. And no, it has nothing to do with closets.

/Hates it when atheists take Matt. 6:5 out of context

Taken directly from KJV:

6:5= And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6:6= But thou, when thou prayest, enter into they closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to they Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Bible disagrees with you, sparky.

I'm pretty sure a lot of them are in the closet

Tatsuma: Yes it does, it says in Bereshis 1 that the animals were created, and then it says that G-d formed every animal in front of Adam so he would name them.

Different words, different contexts.

Ohhh. So animals existed without any plants for them to eat, and yet somehow they were alive. Then Adam named them because god thought he was lonely, and naming the animals would make him less lonely, for some reason. And instead of simply showing him the already-existing animals, god decided to turn dirt into the animals, which again, were already existing.

Tremendous theory.

My life is wasted with Jesus.

DamnYankees: What was Adam doing if not naming these things?

Not masturbating, I know that.

Tatsuma: You know what happens when you just cut-paste things from the internet without verifying them yourself?

Does cut and pasting from biblegateway.com count? It's just a searchable bible, not an evil list compiled by atheists.

Also, where do you get off using the Hebrew translation instead of the original King James?

Swinimer wore the T-shirt every day to class for several weeks. The principal told him repeatedly to stop wearing it, but the student refused to comply.



Maybe he got suspended for being farking disgusting. Seriously, a teenage boy who refuses to change his shirt for weeks? They can probably smell him from Ottowa.

bigsteve3OOO: ACLU will be all over this one ............right?

That comment would be really clever, if it weren't so phenomenally stupid.

No really, I have read a lot of incredibly stupid things on the internet, but your comment is right up near the top of the most idiotic, ignorant, and ill-informed comments ever to be made.

Really, I want you to think about what you wrote, and try to understand what is so completely, utterly, mind-bogglingly moronic about it, and don't come back to the internet until you have an answer.

Tatsuma: Oh boohoo. Something on a t-shirt I disagree with!

The three most offensive things (in order) about this article:

1) The fact that someone would try to prevent him from wearing it
2) the color of the t-shirt
3) the fact he wore it every day for months (seriously?)




Cleanliness is next to godliness. Filthy hippie should get a job.

Mugato: I had to wear tape over my "I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?" shirt, that's how far back I go.

We couldn't wear Spuds McKenize tee-shirts at school. That's how far back *I* go.

DamnYankees: Ohhh. So animals existed without any plants for them to eat, and yet somehow they were alive. Then Adam named them because god thought he was lonely, and naming the animals would make him less lonely, for some reason. And instead of simply showing him the already-existing animals, god decided to turn dirt into the animals, which again, were already existing.

Well when you say it like that it almost sounds silly.

kingoomieiii: JohnBEsq: If this actually happened why didn't all of humanity know about them?

$10 on "Tower of Babel".

$100 on "It's a whole crock of shiat"

JohnBEsq: If this actually happened why didn't all of humanity know about them?

$10 on "Tower of Babel".

Tatsuma: It's not my decision, this is literally what the text says.

It's so obvious, none of the English translations over hundreds of years make it clear. That's how blatantly, comically obvious it was.

Tatsuma: The verse in Bereshiat 1:26 uses a word that can be translated as 'brought forth' but does not mean that it actually grew out of the soil. It means that all the seeds and all the groundwork was prepared for plant life everywhere, but it had not yet come to fruition.

Tatsuma: [horrornews.net image 400x300]

Very effective against zombies

Wrong thread, not saying we should attack yoshke with a lawnmower

Very effective against zombies

Tatsuma: DammitIForgotMyLogin: According to your own words earlier, it's not hateful because it's stating an opinion.

BECAUSE ITS NOT A HATEFUL OPINION, UNLIKE SAYING ALL BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD BE SLAVE


What the fark is wrong with you people?

We're sick of being told that not having an invisible friend makes us worthless?

I had to wear tape over my "I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?" shirt, that's how far back I go.

FloydA: They can probably smell him from Ottowa. Ottawa

/FTFY
//seems like you Seetlites can never speel