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2012-05-03 01:57:55 PM
Tatsuma: DamnYankees: I would like anyone with a brain to tell me the different between "all animals" and "all the animals" in this context. Please, someone explain to me the difference, which is what Tats seemingly believes changes the meaning of everything.

Don't be so harsh on yourself.

It's really easy:

The Torah doesn't say that G-d created (which is a different verb, yetzer, and not the word used to describe creation ex nihilo) all the animals, it said that G-d formed every animal in front of Adam so he would give them individual names.

That's two completely different things.

Come on, you say you can read Hebrew, how can you pretend that 'kol X' is the same as 'kol haX'


Ladies and gentlemen - apologetics!

William Lane Craig would be so proud.
 
2012-05-03 01:59:11 PM
Tatsuma: I'd rather think you were lazy than the alternative.

Less consumed than yourself with an increasingly-irrelevant ancient superstition? That's preferable.
 
2012-05-03 01:59:52 PM
DamnYankees: Ladies and gentlemen - apologetics!

Is that supposed to be a negative comment? Because I am in fact using information to show your attacks were wrong.
 
2012-05-03 02:00:58 PM
kingoomieiii: Less consumed than yourself with an increasingly-irrelevant ancient superstition? That's preferable.

You didn't need to lie about going to Bible Gateway

anyway, if you want to cut paste more stuff I'll be around in an hour or so
 
2012-05-03 02:01:07 PM
Tatsuma: Is that supposed to be a negative comment?

Not if you don't think so. I think apologetics is hilarious and stupid, but I'm not trying to convince you of that.
 
2012-05-03 02:04:11 PM
Tatsuma: Is that supposed to be a negative comment? Because I am in fact using information to show your attacks were wrong.

As long as we're arguing dumb semantics, let's be honest here. You're using information to decide he's wrong.

And by the way, even if that particular example isn't a contradiction (it is), the book is no closer to escaping its current status of "Unsupported, poorly-evidenced codswallop".

..."-Used by billions to abuse and fear billions".

..."-And with precious few redeeming messages, most of them pedestrian and obvious".
 
2012-05-03 02:05:14 PM
kingoomieiii:

He's saying that, in order to resolve the contradition, he's imagining context for that verse. He has decided that God, having already populated the Earth with animals, conjured one of each for Adam to name.


Wouldn't that take like forever to give a name to every single animal on earth, I mean there are people that believe that everything in the bible is real but that would take an unreal amount of time. Did he form them as a hologram or a painting? Sounds like a waste to form a bunch of sea creatures just to have them die from being out of the water.

/not really being too serious about the flopping of dying fish but would be pretty funny especially if they "formed" land animals first and let them eat all the sea ones.
 
2012-05-03 02:06:03 PM
What, you think he just created say 300,000 different lions at once, then 250,000 sparrows, and so on?

Oh my god this is just the farkin best right here holy cow. Yeah, libtards, like an omnipotent being REALLY created all those hundreds of thousands of animals ALL AT ONCE? Get a life.
 
2012-05-03 02:07:43 PM
TNel: He's saying that, in order to resolve the contradition, he's imagining context for that verse. He has decided that God, having already populated the Earth with animals, conjured one of each for Adam to name.

Wouldn't that take like forever to give a name to every single animal on earth, I mean there are people that believe that everything in the bible is real but that would take an unreal amount of time. Did he form them as a hologram or a painting? Sounds like a waste to form a bunch of sea creatures just to have them die from being out of the water.


Not to mention there were clearly no Hebrew words for a ton of animals. For example, the Hebrew for for Kangaroo is Kangaroo. They just took it from the English, who took it from the Aboriginals. What was Adam doing if not naming these things?
 
2012-05-03 02:09:00 PM
Tatsuma: You didn't need to lie about going to Bible Gateway

i47.photobucket.com

I love Bible Gateway.
 
2012-05-03 02:09:55 PM
kingoomieiii: Does cut and pasting from biblegateway.com count?

Nothing counts. You are arguing with someone who is Already Right.
 
2012-05-03 02:10:00 PM
DamnYankees: What was Adam doing if not naming these things?

Not masturbating, I know that.
 
2012-05-03 02:10:46 PM
kingoomieiii: As long as we're arguing dumb semantics, let's be honest here. You're using information to decide he's wrong.

No, I am using very clear language to show his argument is built on a wrong translation of the words.

kingoomieiii: He's saying that, in order to resolve the contradition, he's imagining context for that verse. He has decided that God, having already populated the Earth with animals, conjured one of each for Adam to name.

It's not my decision, this is literally what the text says.
 
2012-05-03 02:11:57 PM
Tatsuma: DamnYankees: You are wrong. Genesis 2:18-19 says that God created all the animals after man was already created.

No, it does not say that 'all the animals were created after man', its saying that after man was created, he formed in front of him one animal of each and every species so he'd give them name.

Again, not the same thing at all, and not even a need to fall back on the Oral Torah.

2/10


Ok I have to ask, if Adam named all the animals why didn't everyone in the world know what a platypus or a thylacine was before Australia was explored? Even after Adam these animals were on the Ark, right?

If this actually happened why didn't all of humanity know about them?
 
2012-05-03 02:12:09 PM
Tatsuma: It's not my decision, this is literally what the text says.

No, it's really not. The text says nothing at all about the animals already existing. You're making that up to fit your theory.
 
2012-05-03 02:12:27 PM
FTFA: "When one is able or others are able to interpret it as, 'If you don't share my belief then your life is wasted,' that can be interpreted by some as being inappropriate," she said.

THAT'S BULLshiat.

FTFA
: "But I didn't go for that because I have my rights as a Canadian citizen," Swinimer said. Swinimer says he never intended to attack anyone else's beliefs.

EQUALLY BULLshiat.

Both sides are 'TARDED, so vote Quebecois Separatist
 
2012-05-03 02:13:00 PM
DamnYankees: Not to mention there were clearly no Hebrew words for a ton of animals.

... except we know why that's the case. We have lost the names of many of those animals, there are even references to animals in the Torah where we go 'Well we lost the tradition of what it means exactly, so uh yeah just avoid eating all of them altogether)

DamnYankees: What was Adam doing if not naming these things?

Transmission of the names of all animals before the invention of writing was kind of tricky
 
2012-05-03 02:13:31 PM
Tatsuma: It's not my decision, this is literally what the text says.

It's so obvious, none of the English translations over hundreds of years make it clear. That's how blatantly, comically obvious it was.
 
2012-05-03 02:14:04 PM
JohnBEsq: Ok I have to ask, if Adam named all the animals why didn't everyone in the world know what a platypus or a thylacine was before Australia was explored? Even after Adam these animals were on the Ark, right?

I have already answered that at 02:13:00

DamnYankees: No, it's really not. The text says nothing at all about the animals already existing. You're making that up to fit your theory.

Yes it does, it says in Bereshis 1 that the animals were created, and then it says that G-d formed every animal in front of Adam so he would name them.

Different words, different contexts.
 
2012-05-03 02:14:22 PM
DamnYankees: No, it's really not. The text says nothing at all about the animals already existing. You're making that up to fit your theory.

Well. It DOES... in Genesis 1.
 
2012-05-03 02:15:33 PM
JohnBEsq: If this actually happened why didn't all of humanity know about them?

$10 on "Tower of Babel".
 
2012-05-03 02:16:10 PM
kingoomieiii: It's so obvious, none of the English translations over hundreds of years make it clear. That's how blatantly, comically obvious it was.

Because, guess what? We don't need the translations, because we speak the language, and the few times we translate it, we translate it correctly.

For example
http://www.chabad.org/library/bible_cdo/aid/8166/jewish/Chapter-2.htm

19. And the Lord God formed from the earth every beast of the field and every fowl of the heavens, and He brought [it] to man to see what he would call it, and whatever the man called each living thing, that was its name.

The singular is even used to show that we are talking about one of each type, and not each and every animal of that type at once.
 
2012-05-03 02:18:16 PM
Tatsuma: Yes it does, it says in Bereshis 1 that the animals were created, and then it says that G-d formed every animal in front of Adam so he would name them.

Different words, different contexts.


Ohhh. So animals existed without any plants for them to eat, and yet somehow they were alive. Then Adam named them because god thought he was lonely, and naming the animals would make him less lonely, for some reason. And instead of simply showing him the already-existing animals, god decided to turn dirt into the animals, which again, were already existing.

Tremendous theory.
 
2012-05-03 02:19:54 PM
Tatsuma: DamnYankees: Not to mention there were clearly no Hebrew words for a ton of animals.

... except we know why that's the case. We have lost the names of many of those animals, there are even references to animals in the Torah where we go 'Well we lost the tradition of what it means exactly, so uh yeah just avoid eating all of them altogether)


Ahh the "we lost it" defense. I'll remember to use that the next time I get accused of something I didn't do. I'll just claim that it was lost.
 
2012-05-03 02:20:06 PM
kingoomieiii: JohnBEsq: If this actually happened why didn't all of humanity know about them?

$10 on "Tower of Babel".


$100 on "It's a whole crock of shiat"
 
2012-05-03 02:20:54 PM
TNel: How would he have felt if someone was wearing a "Life is wasted without Muhammad."

Not that I don't agree with the larger point, but a devout Muslim student would be unlikely to wear a shirt like that. Muhammad was the Seal of the Prophets Isa, Nur, Ibrahim and Musa, but that shirt seems to suggest Muslims worship Muhammad. A shirt might have the Shahadah on it, but it would be more likely to just say Quran, God or Allah, which is just Arabic for "The Lord." (a conjunction of "Al-Ilah") In Christianity, Jesus is the Word ("Logos") of God. In Islam, the Quran is the Word of God, not Muhammad.
 
2012-05-03 02:22:49 PM
Somacandra: Allah, which is just Arabic for "The Lord." (a conjunction of "Al-Ilah")

It's actually Arabic for god, not lord. "Ilah" is the Arabic root for god. That's why the Shahadah is "la ilaha illa al-lah" - there are no gods but god. It corresponds to the Hebrew word "El", which means God.
 
2012-05-03 02:23:28 PM
DamnYankees: Ohhh. So animals existed without any plants for them to eat, and yet somehow they were alive.

... they were created on the same day, and then Adam prayed and then there was vegetation. I am fairly sure they could survive a good hour or two without eating and it didn't lead to mass death through starvation

DamnYankees: Then Adam named them because god thought he was lonely, and naming the animals would make him less lonely, for some reason.

No, it was in order to search for a mate, not because being busy with naming animals would make him less lonely.

then again, I am guessing that it would take a good part of your day

DamnYankees: And instead of simply showing him the already-existing animals, god decided to turn dirt into the animals, which again, were already existing.

Dude, if you can, why not?

TNel: Ahh the "we lost it" defense. I'll remember to use that the next time I get accused of something I didn't do. I'll just claim that it was lost.

... we know that the tradition for certain names of animals that are recorded in the Torah were lost. And we know the tradition to name other animals were lost altogether as well.
 
2012-05-03 02:24:06 PM
DamnYankees: Ohhh. So animals existed without any plants for them to eat, and yet somehow they were alive. Then Adam named them because god thought he was lonely, and naming the animals would make him less lonely, for some reason. And instead of simply showing him the already-existing animals, god decided to turn dirt into the animals, which again, were already existing.

Well when you say it like that it almost sounds silly.
 
2012-05-03 02:24:56 PM
Tatsuma: No, it was in order to search for a mate

God had Adam give a name to a monkey in order to search for a mate?

Tatsuma: Dude, if you can, why not?

Because you can't.
 
2012-05-03 02:25:40 PM
Somacandra: FTFA: "When one is able or others are able to interpret it as, 'If you don't share my belief then your life is wasted,' that can be interpreted by some as being inappropriate," she said.

THAT'S BULLshiat.


what
 
2012-05-03 02:26:40 PM
DamnYankees: It's actually Arabic for god, not lord. "Ilah" is the Arabic root for god. That's why the Shahadah is "la ilaha illa al-lah" - there are no gods but god. It corresponds to the Hebrew word "El", which means God.

He constantly talks about Islam, yet is constantly shown to be wrong, but that doesn't stop him.

Like he once claimed that shiates (specifically twelvers) were not so into the idea of the return of the hidden imam, and were expecting the mahdi much more. (They are one and the same.)

It's akin to saying that 'Well Xians are not so obsessed about the return of yoshke, they really want the arrival of the messiah much more!'
 
2012-05-03 02:26:54 PM
Dinki: Like most religious hypocrites, he can't refute those parts that disagree with his mindset, so he picks a conflicting passage (and the bible is FULL of contradictions) and decides that the other passage

Life is full of contradictions and partial viewpoints. The Biblical text [gasp] reflects this. That's why the Jewish community has Midrash, Mishnah and Talmud---to work through these things. Christianity has its own interpretive tradition. If a text about the existential complexity of human life and how people have worked through questions of ultimate meaning and evil doesn't have any contradictions it probably isn't worth considering. Of course students of the Bible, whether Christian or Jewish try to take material in a broader context.
 
2012-05-03 02:27:16 PM
DamnYankees: God had Adam give a name to a monkey in order to search for a mate?

Also the platypus
 
2012-05-03 02:30:43 PM
DamnYankees: It's actually Arabic for god, not lord. "Ilah" is the Arabic root for god. That's why the Shahadah is "la ilaha illa al-lah" - there are no gods but god. It corresponds to the Hebrew word "El", which means God.

Sorry, but I have to disagree with you. That's speculative theory not born out by other Semitic roots. The term "Ilah" in Arabic means "sovereign." That's why other members of the pre-Islamic pantheon are not referred to as Ilah in the Quranic text. The corresponding meaning in Hebrew is "Adonai," not "El." No one knows for sure what the ancient root "El" corresponds to. Various theories exist. None have won side acclaim.
 
2012-05-03 02:31:56 PM
Jackson Herring: what

Its bullshiat. Everyone thinks some things other people do are "inappropriate." That's not a reason to quash someone's freedom of speech.
 
2012-05-03 02:32:33 PM
Somacandra: DamnYankees: It's actually Arabic for god, not lord. "Ilah" is the Arabic root for god. That's why the Shahadah is "la ilaha illa al-lah" - there are no gods but god. It corresponds to the Hebrew word "El", which means God.

Sorry, but I have to disagree with you. That's speculative theory not born out by other Semitic roots. The term "Ilah" in Arabic means "sovereign." That's why other members of the pre-Islamic pantheon are not referred to as Ilah in the Quranic text. The corresponding meaning in Hebrew is "Adonai," not "El." No one knows for sure what the ancient root "El" corresponds to. Various theories exist. None have won side acclaim.


I'm obviously no expert on this, but I am a fan of linguistics, and it strikes me as a very tough sell that "ilah" is more akin to "adonai" than "el". I don't see any reason to believe that.
 
2012-05-03 02:37:43 PM
Somacandra: Sorry, but I have to disagree with you.

Except that any Arabic speaker can clearly show you are wrong.

Somacandra: The corresponding meaning in Hebrew is "

No, no its not.

The name Ad-nai signifies 'Master' (for example Adon Olam, 'Master of the World').

The name Kel is right when it comes to denote a generic term for 'god', and not only to G-d Himself but also can be applied to idolatry


Seriously, how can you know so little and teach? This is scary.
 
2012-05-03 02:37:58 PM
Somacandra: Its bullshiat.

The statement on his shirt, on it's face, is blatantly hostile and insulting. How is this controversial?
 
2012-05-03 02:38:39 PM
DamnYankees: I don't see any reason to believe that.

There are literally no reasons to believe that.

Ad-nai is related to Master, and has a very specific context. And certainly not when used as a replacement for the 4 letter Name either.
 
2012-05-03 02:55:14 PM
Oh but Christians in America are the vast majority, so they can't possibly be oppressed.

/like Syrians in Syria
 
2012-05-03 02:55:19 PM
James!: Kids should have to wear uniforms.

What he said
 
2012-05-03 02:59:37 PM
Let's keep church and state (funded schools) separate. If you allow this, then you get what happened here in Gainesville. Retarded zealots burning korans and wearing Islam is of the devil t-shirts to school. Besides, fark jesus.
 
2012-05-03 03:01:14 PM
Tatsuma: Oh boohoo. Something on a t-shirt I disagree with!

The three most offensive things (in order) about this article:

1) The fact that someone would try to prevent him from wearing it
2) the color of the t-shirt
3) the fact he wore it every day for months (seriously?)


He has every right to wear that t-shirt, or one about Islam, or about being a Jedi, as long as there are no specific school rules that makes it forbidden to specifically wear clothes or accessories that display religious messages.

And he would have every right to take the school to court to fight those rules.


Sounds like they were considering the possibilities of it offending non-Jesusites, as well as everybody who has to smell him. But then again it is Canada so the teacher wouldn't get in trouble for hosing him down with Febreeze or Lysol spray. They should have done that instead.
 
2012-05-03 03:01:22 PM
"LIFE IS : WASTED! WITHOUT JESUS!"

a little punctuation improves it a lot, although Jesus feels a little left out....
 
2012-05-03 03:03:38 PM
Secularist: Where the frell are you???

Guy: in ur scool, trolling ur doods.
 
2012-05-03 03:04:44 PM
Jackson Herring: Somacandra: Its bullshiat.

The statement on his shirt, on it's face, is blatantly hostile and insulting. How is this controversial?


You are seriously offended by that kid's shirt? Hyper-sensitive much?
 
2012-05-03 03:05:18 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: The My Little Pony Killer: superdolfan1: And neither have you. Read Matthew 6 in its entirety and then get back to me as to what verses 5-7 actually say. And no, it has nothing to do with closets.

/Hates it when atheists take Matt. 6:5 out of context

Taken directly from KJV:

6:5= And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6:6= But thou, when thou prayest, enter into they closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to they Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Bible disagrees with you, sparky.

And for good measure, from the NIV:

6:5= "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.
6:6= But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Yup, still disagrees with you.


NABRE Version

"When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will repay you."
 
2012-05-03 03:07:08 PM
I can't wait until I can watch this on Fox News where they omit the part about it happening in Canada in order to blame Obama.
 
2012-05-03 03:07:26 PM
Taken from my Facebook post on the matter:

Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms:

2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:
(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association.

Let the dude dress and act like a douche. If you don't like what he has to say, ignore him, if he harasses you, contact authorities.

Problem solved, try the fish.
 
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