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(Fark)   My wife asks me last night: "Would you be freaked out if someone you were dating told you they were a post-op transsexual?" So now, I pose this question to you   (fark.com) divider line 296
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2012-05-03 04:26:14 PM
My theory on why this keeps coming up: Tucker Max. He did a post once on some gay dudes who were telling him why he probably couldn't tell if he'd slept with one or not (plastic surgeons can do an Adam's apple reduction, only a gynecologist can tell a surgically-constructed vulva from the original equipment, etc.) and, being Tucker Max, he freaked out about it. So... subby reads Max's book or his site or something and feels all oogy.

Me, I'd probably give 'er a poke just to see what it was like, what the hell. I had one come up on OK Cupid once, and even though I didn't go out with her (too far away), I've certainly done worse with so-called cisgendered women.
 
2012-05-03 04:30:32 PM

liam76: When hotornot was blowing up and they had meet me at hot or not, I put, "Looking for a girl with low-self esteem and no-gag reflex. Non-smokers only, and big juggs a plus".

I met and banged a few girls that way. One I ended up dating for a while.

He should go ahead and post that. Somebody is going to think it is funny, even if you are dead serious.


This is why I shouldn't make declarative statements. You and MythDragon need to fight it out now.
 
2012-05-03 04:38:35 PM

topcon: liam76: Looking for a girl with low-self esteem and no-gag reflex. Non-smokers only, and big juggs a plus

Heh. You're aware if you Google that phrase, your profile comes up, right?

I only Googled it because I thought it was in a movie.


Doh! No
 
2012-05-03 04:41:49 PM

MythDragon: Badass No. 32: I once asked a boyfriend, for the heck of it, what he would do if I was. He said he didn't care as long as I wasn't still packing any surprises down there.

[As a woman] if it turned out that I DID care for and find myself attracted to a former woman (or heck even a current one), I'd be fine with it.

I think I'd be fine with it too. But I'd probably need pictures to be sure. Hot sweaty steam-room pictures.


Sorry, highly unlikely!
/Wasn't going for the lesbian-AWing angle there. Cool with it ethically... but... sorry, I'm straight.
 
2012-05-03 04:47:01 PM

Badass No. 32: MythDragon: Badass No. 32: I once asked a boyfriend, for the heck of it, what he would do if I was. He said he didn't care as long as I wasn't still packing any surprises down there.

[As a woman] if it turned out that I DID care for and find myself attracted to a former woman (or heck even a current one), I'd be fine with it.

I think I'd be fine with it too. But I'd probably need pictures to be sure. Hot sweaty steam-room pictures.

Sorry, highly unlikely!
/Wasn't going for the lesbian-AWing angle there. Cool with it ethically... but... sorry, I'm straight.


How do you truely know unless you have sex with a woman? You could try it out, and be like "Yep, this ain't for me" and then you could rest easy knowing that you really *are* straight. And then tell us all about it...
 
2012-05-03 04:49:40 PM

MythDragon: Badass No. 32:
How do you truely know unless you have sex with a woman? You could try it out, and be like "Yep, this ain't for me" and then you could rest easy knowing that you really *are* straight. And then tell us all about it...


Think I'll go with my instincts on this one. (They say NOOOO I DON'T WANNA!!!!)

/Yes, I know we're not having a serious discussion here. But I'm bored and trying to stay awake until the end of my shift.
 
2012-05-03 04:51:31 PM
I'd ask my wife when we decided we were allowed to date and how long she's been dating behind my back.
 
2012-05-03 05:03:13 PM

Badass No. 32: MythDragon: Badass No. 32:
How do you truely know unless you have sex with a woman? You could try it out, and be like "Yep, this ain't for me" and then you could rest easy knowing that you really *are* straight. And then tell us all about it...

Think I'll go with my instincts on this one. (They say NOOOO I DON'T WANNA!!!!)

/Yes, I know we're not having a serious discussion here. But I'm bored and trying to stay awake until the end of my shift.


♫My mind is telling me no....but my heart, my heart is telling me yes♪

Look, all you had to do was say 'Yeah, I guess I'd try banging a chick once, just to try it. Some cute little blonde with a tounge ring probably' and us guys would all be happy. But no. You've got to ruin our fantasies that all cute girls are latent carpet munchers.
 
2012-05-03 05:13:37 PM
Um...
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naw.
 
2012-05-03 05:15:48 PM

Badass No. 32: lesbian-AWing angle


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2012-05-03 05:18:19 PM
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2012-05-03 05:20:41 PM
If I was told before we had done it I would not freak out .

If I was told after we had already done it there would be freak out.

I mean not telling till you've already done it is basically tantamount to rape in my book.
 
2012-05-03 05:22:20 PM

Oldiron_79: I mean not telling till you've already done it is basically tantamount to rape in my book.


"Lying" you mean.
 
2012-05-03 05:26:56 PM

topcon: liam76: Looking for a girl with low-self esteem and no-gag reflex. Non-smokers only, and big juggs a plus

Heh. You're aware if you Google that phrase, your profile comes up, right?

I only Googled it because I thought it was in a movie.


haha, holy shiat, no I didn't.

I wonder if they took that from hotornot, or I actually had a profile there. There was a lot of drinking at the tale end of my job overseas and I spent a fair amount of time trying to make sure there were girls to hook up with when I came home.
 
2012-05-03 05:37:04 PM
I suggest you look at some video or photos of post-op transsexuals if you think you're going to be fooled by it. It does not look real. It sure as hell isn't going to taste or smell real, either, and I doubt it feels real. It's essentially an open wound that never heals that has to be held open every day with some kind of "placeholder" for lack of knowing the technical term.

Look up "Siobahn" on Howard Stern On Demand sometime (download it from the usual places.) She...is vile...not having anything to do with being a transsexual, she's just disgusting. They actually showed her full "hole" for lack of a better word on video. It is not a pretty sight.

A guy on the show (who came out as being gay later, no less) won a $5000 television by letting her sit on his face (covered with plastic or something.) Richard Christy stuck a gloved finger up it, as I recall.

Amazingly...she...produced a nice looking daughter before going with the vag-lite operation.

www.howardstern.com

www.howardstern.com
 
2012-05-03 05:39:40 PM
If you're interested in just the audio from that event, it's on Youtube. Pretty funny stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GtxTon6Sfc

Link
 
2012-05-03 05:49:57 PM

ZMugg: Clemkadidlefark: Ask Charlie

They were pre-op.


images.tvrage.com
 
2012-05-03 05:52:08 PM

Oldiron_79: If I was told before we had done it I would not freak out .

If I was told after we had already done it there would be freak out.

I mean not telling till you've already done it is basically tantamount to rape in my book.


Have you ever lied to get laid?
If you did was it rape?
 
2012-05-03 06:00:21 PM

topcon: I suggest you look at some video or photos of post-op transsexuals if you think you're going to be fooled by it. It does not look real. It sure as hell isn't going to taste or smell real, either, and I doubt it feels real. It's essentially an open wound that never heals that has to be held open every day with some kind of "placeholder" for lack of knowing the technical term.

Look up "Siobahn" on Howard Stern On Demand sometime (download it from the usual places.) She...is vile...not having anything to do with being a transsexual, she's just disgusting. They actually showed her full "hole" for lack of a better word on video. It is not a pretty sight.

A guy on the show (who came out as being gay later, no less) won a $5000 television by letting her sit on his face (covered with plastic or something.) Richard Christy stuck a gloved finger up it, as I recall.

Amazingly...she...produced a nice looking daughter before going with the vag-lite operation.


as with boob jobs and other elective surgery, you get what you pay for. a top quality surgeon can do some impressive work, google it.

 
2012-05-03 06:15:58 PM

Kyro: Part me of has a morbid curiosity toward the end result. I can't imagine any surgeon being THAT good of a craftsman to beat the Pepsi challenge. You'd know.

And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.


Actually I know some from certain doctors, particularly Suporn, are good enough to fool everyone even the gynecologist. I know one gal who had an argument with her dr about it, that yes she really did have srs.
 
2012-05-03 06:19:24 PM
Given that i'm preop, and engaged to another preop, my brain would explode...
 
2012-05-03 06:19:28 PM
DreamyAltarBoy: Oldiron_79: If I was told before we had done it I would not freak out .

If I was told after we had already done it there would be freak out.

I mean not telling till you've already done it is basically tantamount to rape in my book.

Have you ever lied to get laid?
If you did was it rape?


Boning a drunk chick can be considered rape, its not like rape has to be sheer force or a weapon involved.
 
2012-05-03 06:21:49 PM

MissFeasance: Yes, probably. That's something I would want to find out before the whole dating thing commences.


Agreed. I'm not sure but I think I'd ultimately view it as a type of gay relationship.I realize not everyone would feel this way, but we're all entitled to view it differently.

I also think that kind of thing should be something you know before you date someone.
 
2012-05-03 06:23:27 PM

maidtina: Given that i'm preop, and engaged to another preop


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-05-03 06:29:04 PM

Oldiron_79: DreamyAltarBoy: Oldiron_79: If I was told before we had done it I would not freak out .

If I was told after we had already done it there would be freak out.

I mean not telling till you've already done it is basically tantamount to rape in my book.

Have you ever lied to get laid?
If you did was it rape?

Boning a drunk chick can be considered rape, its not like rape has to be sheer force or a weapon involved.


While this is definitely true, you have sidestepped the question.
We are not speaking of it being beyond your capacity to stop your partner, we're talking about getting laind under false pretenses.
 
2012-05-03 06:49:25 PM
Okey this doesnt just go for straight people. What if you were gay and found out that person was the opposite sex at one point?

For me it would be a deal breaker. I expect honesty from the get go. This would be a biggie that should ahve been brought up. What if you want biological kids?
 
2012-05-03 06:58:10 PM
Depends on how long it took them to tell me. A few months in? I could probably handle it, though I'd be annoyed they didn't tell me sooner. More than 6 months? I'd probably be pretty pissed about the whole thing.
 
Skr
2012-05-03 07:26:54 PM

spidermann:

Skr: but partnerships are often drawn together for things like procreation.

Every LGBT person in the world disagrees with youse.



There is a reason I said often and not always. And your "every LGBT person" premise goes to shiat when lesbian couples get artificially inseminated. I'll reckon some gay couples would love to have biological children and find a way to do so. Those who can't find a way that fits their lifestyle, adopt.
 
2012-05-03 07:43:42 PM
CastorPimp: [zoomgirls.net image 640x512]

Its a line trap
 
2012-05-03 07:46:53 PM
i'd say "how the fark did you have a kid? i watched it pop right out of your hoo ha! wtf? no, really, wtf?!!?"

but that's just me.
 
2012-05-03 07:48:35 PM

aseras: Kyro: Part me of has a morbid curiosity toward the end result. I can't imagine any surgeon being THAT good of a craftsman to beat the Pepsi challenge. You'd know.

And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.

Actually I know some from certain doctors, particularly Suporn, are good enough to fool everyone even the gynecologist. I know one gal who had an argument with her dr about it, that yes she really did have srs.


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Yeah, I'm quite sure any sighted gynecologist can tell the difference between a fake vagina and a real one in about five seconds of examination. Or are you just talking about looking at it from twenty paces away?

Oerath: Depends on how long it took them to tell me. A few months in? I could probably handle it, though I'd be annoyed they didn't tell me sooner. More than 6 months? I'd probably be pretty pissed about the whole thing.


You'd have to be a virgin to be fooled by a fake vagina for three months and everything that goes along with it. Even if you were a virgin, if you're not completely retarded, you should be able to figure out something ain't right. We're talking about what is essentially an open wound that has to have an object inserted into it for hours a day (giggity?) to stop it from closing up.

If you've actually went down on a real vagina before, you're going to know something is amiss here. I'm guessing the wildlife in one of these things is ever so slightly different from the secretions produced by an actual vagina.

Being fooled by a post-op transsexual for months on end is about as likely to happen to you as winning that $700 million Powerball jackpot all by yourself.
 
2012-05-03 09:15:23 PM

Clemkadidlefark: ZMugg: Clemkadidlefark: Ask Charlie

They were pre-op.

[images.tvrage.com image 320x192]


They were "dating" in that scene?

He started as a she, they hook up (several times), part ways.

She becomes a he, looks up an old friend from before. That's dating?

sorry for the late reply

had band practice
 
2012-05-03 09:22:04 PM
Post Op?

Well THAT'S no fun!
 
2012-05-03 10:42:37 PM

FirstDennis:
How about this: my wife used to be a child -- a CHILD for heaven's sake! And I do her anyway. All the time.


PEDOPHILE!
 
2012-05-03 10:49:36 PM

LineNoise: We have this question every week.

Freak out? No. I don't think I would run around thinking I had cooties or caught the gay or something.

End things right there with them. Yes.


You sound reasonable.

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WTF are you doing on FARK?
 
2012-05-03 10:51:32 PM
We all probably bedded a post op gal and never knew it. At least those who farked as much as I have.
 
2012-05-03 11:05:16 PM
Of course.

People who would still continue dating it have some issues and are probably a he/she themselves.
 
2012-05-03 11:16:16 PM
Do Not Want!
 
2012-05-04 05:11:44 AM
I don't appreciate being lied to, so I would end the relationship on the spot. There would also be a argument involved, which would be the end of the relationship. Not because she would happen to be a Trannie, but because she's a liar.
 
2012-05-04 06:43:52 AM
I'd have to say maybe, depending on how long we were dating. Not because they were trans, but because they couldn't trust me enough to talk to me about it. Obviously I don't expect them to just start introductions with "Hi, I'm x and I'm trans," but if we'd been dating for a reasonable length of time, I'd be pretty hurt it hadn't already come up.
 
2012-05-04 06:50:11 AM
I would probably be surprised, but if I'm already liking such a person, I think I could keep on liking them.
 
2012-05-04 01:07:33 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Boss


Where do I sign up??? /not.
 
2012-05-04 09:46:02 PM
As an anesthesiologist, I am privileged to see a lot of naked people. (I am pretty good at compartmentalizing when I am on the job, so no, I don't get turned on by attractive people.) Once, I had a female patient having neurosurgery who had conveniently forgotten to tell us about some of her past surgical history. The first sign of a problem was the huge breast reconstruction scars. OK, maybe she had a REALLY BAD boob job. Next, the neurosurgical resident was having trouble placing a Foley catheter into the patient's urethra. Indeed, he couldn't even find the urethra. My curiosity piqued, I wandered down to the other end of the table and lo and behold, there was a pale imitation of external female genitalia. Yeah, there was a hole, a "vagina" if you will, and some awfully scrotatious-looking flaps that mimicked the labia majora. But no female I had ever seen before or since ever looked like that downstairs.

BTW, the urethra was eventually found, deep inside the vagina iirc.

To answer subby's question, yeah, I'd be a little freaked out if she looked like the patient above.
 
2012-05-04 09:59:49 PM

hoyt clagwell: As an anesthesiologist, I am privileged to see a lot of naked people.


That's what everybody who rapes me in my sleep says.
 
2012-05-05 09:57:30 PM
*Shrug* I value what's on the inside. Sure I'm straight, but for all intents and purposes it'd be a guy we're talking about, as you did specify post-op. If he's a good person, what's the problem?
 
2012-05-06 02:22:26 PM

thamike: hoyt clagwell: As an anesthesiologist, I am privileged to see a lot of naked people.

That's what everybody who rapes me in my sleep says.


Don't flatter yourself. You aren't my type. Cigarette smoking turns me off. As does the whole "penis" thing.
 
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