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(Fark)   My wife asks me last night: "Would you be freaked out if someone you were dating told you they were a post-op transsexual?" So now, I pose this question to you   (fark.com) divider line 296
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2012-05-03 11:06:41 AM  
We have this question every week.

Freak out? No. I don't think I would run around thinking I had cooties or caught the gay or something.

End things right there with them. Yes.
 
2012-05-03 11:06:46 AM  
Anyone who is dating a transsexual knows they are dating a transsexual, on some level.
 
2012-05-03 11:06:47 AM  
no. I'm dating them because I like them, I would be happy and proud of them. that takes a lot of courage and strength to go through with.
 
2012-05-03 11:06:47 AM  
No, but I'm odd that way.
 
2012-05-03 11:07:11 AM  
Yes.
 
2012-05-03 11:07:37 AM  

LineNoise: We have this question every week.



This too, why do we have this question all the time?
 
2012-05-03 11:07:49 AM  
Does her hoo-haw smell like Eckrich sausage?
 
2012-05-03 11:07:55 AM  
If they were good enough to fool up to that point then whats the difference?

you all are way too hung up on this type of thing.

I bet most farkers havent gotten laid in years and would freak out if anyone wanted to touch their happy places.
 
2012-05-03 11:07:59 AM  
And what did subby learn about his wife last night? Don't leave us in suspense.
 
2012-05-03 11:08:19 AM  
I'd also wonder how I didn't notice someone was a transexual.

I mean I know they are getting good at stuff like that, but they aren't THAT good.
 
2012-05-03 11:08:25 AM  
No, but I do ask you let me reenact the shower scene from The Crying Game at least once, just for my own amusement.
 
2012-05-03 11:08:34 AM  
Maybe. Is gay contagious?
 
2012-05-03 11:08:54 AM  
No. If they said they were a post-op trans-sexual and they just figured out that they're a lesbian, maybe.
 
2012-05-03 11:08:56 AM  
I wouldn't "freak out" like throw my hands up and run around in circles screaming like a girl scout, but I would become single, right on the spot.
 
2012-05-03 11:09:10 AM  
Yeah, probably - it would be nice if I could be more...evolved (i guess that's the word) but, honestly, yeah. It would probably weird me out a bit.
I'd also like to know what inspired the question
 
2012-05-03 11:09:12 AM  
So long as we were getting along beforehand, I have no problem with this.
 
2012-05-03 11:09:21 AM  
Oh goody, now the Liters can see all the fun we have.
 
2012-05-03 11:09:22 AM  
Shouldn't gender reassignment add/remove the Adam's Apple?
 
2012-05-03 11:09:25 AM  
This is an OK Cupid question
 
2012-05-03 11:09:29 AM  

Lucky LaRue: Maybe. Is gay contagious?


Yes. If you have sex with a gay person, you catch it.
 
2012-05-03 11:09:49 AM  
greenlight on this really? I mean come on admins. This is the same thread that gets posted every 4 days. At least green a new idea.
 
2012-05-03 11:09:52 AM  

rostit: If they were good enough to fool up to that point then whats the difference?

you all are way too hung up on this type of thing.

I bet most farkers havent gotten laid in years and would freak out if anyone wanted to touch their happy places.


Also this.
 
2012-05-03 11:09:56 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: This too, why do we have this question all the time?


Not quite as often as "who would you 'go gay' for?"

ugh
 
2012-05-03 11:10:05 AM  
"damn this chicks cootch smalls like sweaty nutsack".
 
2012-05-03 11:11:06 AM  

kxs401: Lucky LaRue: Maybe. Is gay contagious?

Yes. If you have sex with a gay person, you catch it.


Then I would be totally freaked out.
 
2012-05-03 11:11:19 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: LineNoise: We have this question every week.


This too, why do we have this question all the time?


Someone is apparently working through an issue. The whole "wife asked me thing" is a tranparent diversion, kind of like "well there is this friend of mine" thing.
 
2012-05-03 11:11:46 AM  
Subby, I have news for you.

You might want to sit down for this.
 
2012-05-03 11:11:54 AM  

rostit: skybreaker: Haha, y'alls a f*ggot.

um we dont use that word around here.

Its highly offensive to some of the poofs.


Like we care what those queermos think.
 
2012-05-03 11:11:55 AM  
My wife is a... so I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-05-03 11:11:58 AM  

rostit: greenlight on this really? I mean come on admins. This is the same thread that gets posted every 4 days. At least green a new idea.


seriously. way to go admins, show them how farking hung up TFD is on their sexuality!
 
2012-05-03 11:12:40 AM  
I would honestly be fairly freaked out.
 
2012-05-03 11:13:24 AM  
Male to female or female to male?

This is important...
 
2012-05-03 11:13:57 AM  
That depends entirely on when exactly my Klondike bar shows up.
 
2012-05-03 11:14:23 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: rostit: greenlight on this really? I mean come on admins. This is the same thread that gets posted every 4 days. At least green a new idea.

seriously. way to go admins, show them how farking hung up TFD is on their sexuality!


Which TFer would make the hottest post-op tranny? Which post-op TFette's ersatz penis would you most like to jerk in a circle?
 
2012-05-03 11:14:52 AM  
Green? LAME
 
2012-05-03 11:15:02 AM  
Not the submitter, but I know who the submitter is. This is a very real question by a very concerned TFer.

Just know, kwame, that I will support you no matter what you choose to do.
 
2012-05-03 11:15:05 AM  
Who is teh bestest TFer Of All Time???
 
2012-05-03 11:15:08 AM  
Well, I was all hot for Butch Angel till I saw his vagina. Oh, you said post-op. No, I wouldn't be freaked out at all as long as he or she was attractive enough. It takes a hell of a lot to go through transgenderation. They do it, because they want to outwardly be who they are inside. They deserve to be happy in their lives. What exactly do you have against hot women who used to have a penis and just want to be happy?
 
2012-05-03 11:15:26 AM  
granted its the person that you love, not necessarily their hardware. I say that because I honestly have never seen a post op vagoo that honestly looked like a real vagoo. I have seen some that were pretty dang close, but it was pretty obvious that it was an aftermarket and not OEM.

I dont have a ton of experience in fake vaggos though. Mainly from TV and GIS.
 
2012-05-03 11:15:38 AM  
Honestly? I'd be a little turned on. Don't judge me.
 
2012-05-03 11:15:51 AM  
Part me of has a morbid curiosity toward the end result. I can't imagine any surgeon being THAT good of a craftsman to beat the Pepsi challenge. You'd know.

And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.
 
2012-05-03 11:15:54 AM  
Yes, probably. That's something I would want to find out before the whole dating thing commences.
 
2012-05-03 11:16:35 AM  

bigpete53: Not the submitter, but I know who the submitter is. This is a very real question by a very concerned TFer.

Just know, kwame, that I will support you no matter what you choose to do.


I'm not sure that an afternoon working with an exacto knife and a glue gun really constitutes an "operation," but whatever.
 
2012-05-03 11:16:51 AM  
Nope, I can see those man hands a mile away.
 
2012-05-03 11:17:00 AM  

rostit: granted its the person that you love, not necessarily their hardware. I say that because I honestly have never seen a post op vagoo that honestly looked like a real vagoo. I have seen some that were pretty dang close, but it was pretty obvious that it was an aftermarket and not OEM.

I dont have a ton of experience in fake vaggos though. Mainly from TV and GIS.


I can't imagine they do much better with the aftermarket ween.
 
2012-05-03 11:17:13 AM  
Well, poop. Sorry bro. Didn't realize this was going green.
 
2012-05-03 11:17:32 AM  
If I already like them in that way, I don't see how finding out about a surgery would make any difference
 
2012-05-03 11:17:45 AM  
I'd like to think I wouldn't. But, I don't really know.
 
2012-05-03 11:18:03 AM  

Kyro: Part me of has a morbid curiosity toward the end result. I can't imagine any surgeon being THAT good of a craftsman to beat the Pepsi challenge. You'd know.

And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.


What if they tell you while they are standing at the communal urinal next to you?
 
2012-05-03 11:18:28 AM  

Kyro: And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.


Well yeah. If it was a first date, I would just say "damn dude, that is amazing! I'm glad you told me!" and then we'd go have a beer or whatever.
 
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