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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Man arrested for having sex with girlfriend's dog held dream job - at the local humane society   (tampabay.com) divider line 55
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2012-05-03 11:56:46 AM
Florida tag out for a walk?
 
2012-05-03 11:57:01 AM
You can't fault a man for living his dream.
 
2012-05-03 11:57:48 AM
A pit-bull mix, huh?

Thanks for the visual. Not sure why the breed wa relivant.
 
2012-05-03 11:58:47 AM
"I'll be in my Lab"
 
2012-05-03 11:58:51 AM
awww
who's a lucky boy...?
YOU are!!
yes you are!
 
2012-05-03 11:59:22 AM
This goes without saying but there are some sick people out there.

/Poor dog
 
2012-05-03 11:59:55 AM
In other news, a pedophile held his dream job...as a junior high gym teacher.

This kind of thing seems to happen regularly. Weirdos with taboo sexual appetites ingratiate themselves into positions where they can have a veritable buffet of whatever floats their boats.
 
2012-05-03 12:00:08 PM
Ain't love a biatch?
 
2012-05-03 12:00:28 PM
eu3.memecdn.com
 
2012-05-03 12:01:03 PM
i291.photobucket.com

Obligatory.
 
2012-05-03 12:01:10 PM
So, no pictures of the dog, then?
 
2012-05-03 12:01:20 PM
I don't think his job was to ruff
 
2012-05-03 12:02:35 PM

LegacyDL: This goes without saying but there are some sick people out there.

/Poor dog


Don't forget the child pron kids. That's very sad too.

Sick b*stard!
 
2012-05-03 12:02:42 PM
Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?
 
2012-05-03 12:03:03 PM
Isn't this a repeat?
 
2012-05-03 12:05:25 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?


I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida
 
2012-05-03 12:05:41 PM

Grapple: "I'll be in my Lab"


Win!
 
2012-05-03 12:06:36 PM
Doggy-style 4 realz.
 
2012-05-03 12:08:41 PM

shadowdweller: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?

I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida


No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.
 
2012-05-03 12:09:31 PM
Strategeryz0r: "Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?"

My guess is that they just are not as available, at least for this guy. Then again, dude has to be really desperate to go for the K-9 variety. On the other hand, who can understand the womyn who mess around with male dogs either? I know it's rare, but it happens.

People are just plain weird. Seems like, when it comes to sex, if it's even remotely possible, someone has done it. Especially in Florida.
 
2012-05-03 12:10:07 PM
Ahhh...still have awesome memories of the epic dead-dog-farking-infront of daycare thread


That thread still sets the standard for all other threads...
 
2012-05-03 12:10:51 PM

Philimus: Strategeryz0r: "Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?"

My guess is that they just are not as available, at least for this guy. Then again, dude has to be really desperate to go for the K-9 variety. On the other hand, who can understand the womyn who mess around with male dogs either? I know it's rare, but it happens.

People are just plain weird. Seems like, when it comes to sex, if it's even remotely possible, someone has done it. Especially in Florida.


But.... But.... He has a girlfriend. Was she not putting out? Did she have a penis?

This article is full of so many plot holes it's absurd!
 
2012-05-03 12:11:15 PM
I think breed certainly is relevant, at least at sentencing!
 
2012-05-03 12:11:48 PM

cleveoh: shadowdweller: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?

I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida

No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.


Those single cell organisms probably have a real snug fit.
 
2012-05-03 12:12:11 PM

Philimus: Strategeryz0r: "Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?"

My guess is that they just are not as available, at least for this guy. Then again, dude has to be really desperate to go for the K-9 variety. On the other hand, who can understand the womyn who mess around with male dogs either? I know it's rare, but it happens.

People are just plain weird. Seems like, when it comes to sex, if it's even remotely possible, someone has done it. Especially in Florida.


I see a tourism slogan: Come do IT in Florida!
 
2012-05-03 12:12:27 PM

Strategeryz0r: Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?


No, they are, but what happens when all the jobs at the hospital for mute wheelchair bound women who can't defend themselves are taken? I put the pound in dog pound, that's what!
 
2012-05-03 12:16:15 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Strategeryz0r: Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?

No, they are, but what happens when all the jobs at the hospital for mute wheelchair bound women who can't defend themselves are taken? I put the pound in dog pound, that's what!


You just made me spit my energy drink all over my laptop. You owe me 1 Dell E6420 /w i7. I expect it within the week.
 
2012-05-03 12:17:04 PM

LeroyBourne: cleveoh: shadowdweller: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?

I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida

No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.

Those single cell organisms probably have a real snug fit.


Once you go Xenophyophore, you'll never ask for any more?

/yeah, I had to look that one up
 
2012-05-03 12:17:47 PM

cleveoh: shadowdweller: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?

I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida

No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.



I'm waiting for a giant panda rape story. It's inevitable.

nationalzoo.si.edu
 
2012-05-03 12:19:46 PM

Grapple: "I'll be in my Lab"


Yeah... I unexpectedly saw that picture on 4chan once, which is one of many reasons I no longer go there. On the plus side, I'm almost totally desensitized now.
 
2012-05-03 12:19:48 PM

cleveoh: shadowdweller: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?

I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida

No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.


incorrect, yesterday also had the dog farker as well, hence the followup tag
 
2012-05-03 12:20:46 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?


"Follow Up" tag means something.
 
2012-05-03 12:21:04 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: I don't think his job was to ruff


He did, however, enjoy ruff sex.
 
2012-05-03 12:21:44 PM

redmond24: Florida tag out for a walk?


The original thread was a Florida tag.
 
2012-05-03 12:22:36 PM

cleveoh: No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.


If you think about how many bacteria and eukaryotes live on every square centimeter of skin of the human body, you've already done it with single-cell organisms several times.
 
2012-05-03 12:26:15 PM
He's got 99 problems but a biatch ain't one.
 
2012-05-03 12:26:15 PM

theorellior: cleveoh: No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.

If you think about how many bacteria and eukaryotes live on every square centimeter of skin of the human body, you've already done it with single-cell organisms several times.


there are some really interesting biological perspectives if you look at the human body as a symbiotic colony of smaller organisms instead of one cohesive unit.

/i'm doing it with single cell organisms right now, and LOVING IT!
 
2012-05-03 12:30:26 PM

Grapple: "I'll be in my Lab"


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-03 12:32:45 PM
Stretegeryz0r: "But.... But.... He has a girlfriend."

Yeah, that does make this even stranger. You'd think having her around would have given him paws (sorry about that). My guess is that you are right, though. She wasn't putting out or was as fugly as a pitbull mix. Even so, given all of the Florida hooker threads we see on Fark, it's still odd he'd go the bestiality route when other women are available.

Am also guessing the guy was drunk or something, but lots of men get drunk and horny yet wouldn't think to do a dog. Pervs. Who can figure out stuff like this? But as others have pointed out, at least he didn't shag a dead one in front of a child care center. That must be the all-time most bizarre Fark thread I've ever seen. I mean, it's so far beyond what most of us could even imagine ...
 
2012-05-03 12:34:27 PM
He was farking the dogs humanely, so what's the problem?
 
2012-05-03 12:35:44 PM
With no surprise /b/ was the only book mark found on his computer.
 
2012-05-03 12:37:31 PM
Looks like they have caught themselves a true pet-ophile.
 
2012-05-03 12:41:37 PM

Grapple: "I'll be in my Lab"


I'll be in her lab....

 
2012-05-03 12:44:32 PM

Philimus: Stretegeryz0r: "But.... But.... He has a girlfriend."

Yeah, that does make this even stranger. You'd think having her around would have given him paws (sorry about that). My guess is that you are right, though. She wasn't putting out or was as fugly as a pitbull mix. Even so, given all of the Florida hooker threads we see on Fark, it's still odd he'd go the bestiality route when other women are available.

Am also guessing the guy was drunk or something, but lots of men get drunk and horny yet wouldn't think to do a dog. Pervs. Who can figure out stuff like this? But as others have pointed out, at least he didn't shag a dead one in front of a child care center. That must be the all-time most bizarre Fark thread I've ever seen. I mean, it's so far beyond what most of us could even imagine ...


I feel bad for the girlfriend (and the dog too, of course). Can you imagine being known as the woman whose boyfriend would rather fark a dog?
 
2012-05-03 12:45:03 PM
How much is that doggy in the window RAPE RAPE RAPE
 
2012-05-03 12:52:57 PM
To Rabid Turnip: Yeah, that's gotta be a bummer. What woman ever thinks that a guy means it literally when he says he can find another biatch? Aside from the issue of cheating in the first place, you just don't expect to have to deal with competing against a female of another species.

So much wrong about this story.
 
2012-05-03 12:57:46 PM
and he votes democrat every time he is out with the biatches.
 
2012-05-03 01:02:22 PM
Maybe he was confused about the whole doggie-style thing?
 
2012-05-03 01:16:46 PM

cleveoh: LeroyBourne: cleveoh: shadowdweller: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this a repeat?

I'm gonna guess There may be more than one dog farker in Florida

No, yesterday was a horse diddler from PA. We're working way through the mammal kingdom on the way to single cell organisms.

Those single cell organisms probably have a real snug fit.

Once you go Xenophyophore, you'll never ask for any more?

/yeah, I had to look that one up


www.grbands.org
 
2012-05-03 01:20:24 PM
So PETA's shelters put down animals, whereas the Humane Society only makes them go down?
 
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