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(Wonkette)   "Joe" the "Plumber" and a group of knucklebaggers storm the White House and demand to be let in so he can finish the conversation they had during the 2008 campaign, but elitist Obama claims he has more important things to do   (wonkette.com) divider line 129
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2012-05-03 01:00:28 PM  

randomjsa: OWS people did it? Not important. Isolated case, just like the "isolated" cases of other criminal behavior.


Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. There seems to be an awful lot of those "isolated incidents"

Jim David Adkisson:

Isolated incident.

Scott Roeder:

Isolated incident.

Richard Poplawski:

Isolated incident.

James Cumming:

Isolated incident.

Joshua Cartwright:

Isolated incident.

Hal Turner:

Isolated incident.

James W. von Brunn:

Isolated incident.

Joshua Bowman:

Isolated incident.

John Brek:

Isolated incident.

Warren Taylor:

Isolated incident.

Mark Campano:

Isolated incident.

Charles Allan Dyer:

Isolated incident.

Gregory Girard:

Isolated incident.

JT Ready:

Isolated incident.

Joseph Stack:

Isolated incident.

Damn those libby leftist libs for not just admitting that all these "isolated incidents" add up to a pattern of domestic terrorism
 
2012-05-03 01:00:53 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: 1nsanilicious: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: 1nsanilicious: Swing and a miss...

He's saying lots of people f*ck your mom.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: 1nsanilicious: Swing and a miss...

He's saying lots of people f*ck your mom.

[26.media.tumblr.com image 500x417]

I did say. You know why? Because your mom's a whore.


At least it's a job.
 
2012-05-03 01:04:30 PM  
I've fixed my own toilet several times. Does that mean that I can call myself a "plumber"?

Crappy the Plumber! That's me. And I demand that the President of the United States of America be available to my most retarded whims!
 
2012-05-03 01:04:57 PM  
So it took Sam the Not Plumber almost four years to come up with a retort to Obama's totally true, levelheaded response? Sounds about right.
 
2012-05-03 01:08:09 PM  

Craptastic: I've fixed my own toilet several times. Does that mean that I can call myself a "plumber"?

Crappy the Plumber! That's me. And I demand that the President of the United States of America be available to my most retarded whims!


Yes and if you would like to someday own a business making $250K a year, you are also a pretty successful small businessman. Congratulations.

I also run a successful plumbing business and I have too assume that if January Jones never broke up with me, that we are still somehow a thing.
 
2012-05-03 01:09:46 PM  

culebra: So it took Sam the Not Plumber almost four years to come up with a retort to Obama's totally true, levelheaded response? Sounds about right.


What people don't realize is that fictional small businesses actually grew markedly under Obama.
 
2012-05-03 01:12:02 PM  

Johnnyknox: More important things to do....like $40,000 a plate funraiser?


18 holes of golf?



Yes, that would be more important things to do than to entertain the village idiot.
 
2012-05-03 01:12:19 PM  

Maud Dib: HotWingConspiracy: 1nsanilicious: Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.

You sound very busy.

He's bootstrappy.


That poor schmuck has obviously been looking for some way to insert that "go occupy a desk" line into some thread, somewhere, but just haven't been able to find the right one.
 
2012-05-03 01:15:25 PM  

mrshowrules: Lumpmoose: As someone who's toured the White House: it's farking hard to do. You can't just show up. If you don't have any connections, you have to contact your local Congresscritter's office and if you're really lucky, your scheduled tour won't be months away. Basically, your whole vacation to DC has to be planned around your tour.

I guess as a Canadian, it would be very difficult to visit. I'd love to have the tour.


Oh, sure - like we'd ever let a Canadian anywhere near the White House again.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-05-03 01:22:13 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Isolated incident.


That's different. Those are brave American Patriots who realize that no effort should be spared when it comes to taking their country back and restoring America's greatness. Saul Alinsky. The alleged "victims" of their so-called "violent" acts are the REAL Terrorists.
 
2012-05-03 01:22:50 PM  
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2012-05-03 01:24:52 PM  

1nsanilicious: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: 1nsanilicious: Swing and a miss...

He's saying lots of people f*ck your mom.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: 1nsanilicious: Swing and a miss...

He's saying lots of people f*ck your mom.

26.media.tumblr.com


Call me crazy, but that drawing looks like Nic Cage.
 
2012-05-03 01:27:16 PM  

BMulligan: mrshowrules: Lumpmoose: As someone who's toured the White House: it's farking hard to do. You can't just show up. If you don't have any connections, you have to contact your local Congresscritter's office and if you're really lucky, your scheduled tour won't be months away. Basically, your whole vacation to DC has to be planned around your tour.

I guess as a Canadian, it would be very difficult to visit. I'd love to have the tour.

Oh, sure - like we'd ever let a Canadian anywhere near the White House again.

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28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-03 01:31:35 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Call me crazy, but that drawing looks like Nic Cage.


I thought so too...
 
2012-05-03 01:34:06 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Mike Chewbacca: Call me crazy, but that drawing looks like Nic Cage.

I thought so too...


I don't see it.

www.bloodygoodhorror.com
 
2012-05-03 01:36:06 PM  

thamike: thurstonxhowell: 1nsanilicious: Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.

Setting aside the rest of the stupidity in your post for the moment... aren't most people on the internet occupying a desk whether or not they have a job?

I'm still curious as to why he's referring to his mom as a "desk."


Especially when she's never got any drawers whenever I see her!

/*rimshot*
 
2012-05-03 02:02:01 PM  
Oh Joe, another celebrity whore.

He could have plugged on, trying to make his dream of a plumbing business work, but after his fateful meeting with Obama he decided this might be an easier route. Not saying i might not do the same thing, but bring something to the table, man.

It would be great if Obama trolled him back. The man is on a troll roll lately.

"Joe, thanks for stopping by. Sorry I missed you. Thanks for your concern, yeah I did actually secure quite a donation on the golf course today. Every little helps, you know? Oh, and I parred the 16th. L8r, O."
 
2012-05-03 02:18:39 PM  
I don't think Joe the Plumber should be anywhere allowed White House.

Link

The best part of the link:

JOE: The story here is people are being killed and the media's slanting it and trying to make it Hamas is, uh, as far as, that Israel's being bad. Do you believe Israel is bad?

REPORTER: Do I believe it?

JOE: Yeah, do you?!

REPORTER: I'm Israeli, so...

JOE: So answer the question!
 
2012-05-03 02:19:47 PM  
Y'know, I bet "Joe" is making more than $250k these days. Fleecing the teabaggers is pretty damn lucrative.
 
2012-05-03 02:25:12 PM  
Would like a word...
upload.wikimedia.org

(BTW, no, losing a son due to the presidents lies is not the same as being famous for bloviating on TV. )
 
2012-05-03 03:45:31 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Muta: Did they shoot him? It would have been awesome if Obama pulled out a .45 and shot Joe the Plumber.

Maybe he could get the NRA endorsement for "standing his ground."


26.media.tumblr.com

HE'S WEARING A HOODIE!
 
2012-05-03 03:45:55 PM  

HighOnCraic: I don't think Joe the Plumber should be anywhere allowed White House.

Link

The best part of the link:

JOE: The story here is people are being killed and the media's slanting it and trying to make it Hamas is, uh, as far as, that Israel's being bad. Do you believe Israel is bad?

REPORTER: Do I believe it?

JOE: Yeah, do you?!

REPORTER: I'm Israeli, so...

JOE: So answer the question!


You left out the mindblow-y awesome ending:
REPORTER: No, I don't think Israel is bad.
JOE: Do you think Israel has every right to protect itself?
REPORTER: Yeah.
[pause]
JOE: You do?!
REPORTER: Yeah.
JOE: Have you said that on air?
REPORTER: I'm just a reporter.
 
2012-05-03 03:48:35 PM  

lunogled: (BTW, no, losing a son due to the presidents lies is not the same as being famous for bloviating on TV. )


It is, in her case. The difference is that no viable presidential candidate thinks she's the Jiminy Cricket of Political Jedi Academy.
 
2012-05-03 03:51:17 PM  

Sgt Otter: rufus-t-firefly: Muta: Did they shoot him? It would have been awesome if Obama pulled out a .45 and shot Joe the Plumber.

Maybe he could get the NRA endorsement for "standing his ground."

[26.media.tumblr.com image 340x290]

HE'S WEARING A HOODIE!


www.thedailybeast.com

...KIND OF WANT...
 
2012-05-03 05:41:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: So it has taken him years to come up with some zingers?

[hvstatic4.hypervocal.com image 400x350]

JERK STORE! I'M GOING WITH JERK STORE!


Hey, I already have a date!
 
2012-05-03 07:54:30 PM  

BritneysSpeculum: ha-ha-guy: It's Joe running in some district that is massively Dem and basically going to get carpet bombed in the election? It seems like they're just running him for stunt/negative attack ad value.

/Or did I screw up my Ohio districts after they all got gerrymandered?


He is running in a district against Marcy Kaptur. Basically, Ohio combined Kaptur's district with Dennis Kucinich's district. Sam will be lucky to get 20% in November.


But the best part, to me at least, he will have some conservative fundraising group who takes 80-90% for overhead collecting money for him. Money that wont be given to other Republican candidates. I'm surprised I haven't seen an ad to send Money to "Joe the plumber" on Fark yet.

/now someone will post what an idiot I am for not having some kind of ad blocker.
 
2012-05-03 08:39:22 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: Joe,

Sucks to be you man. But here's the deal: I know Obama wasn't on the golf course. I was on a tour at the White House earlier that day and he and I saw each other. I threw him a nod and he just waved me and my wife on over. He thanked us for coming by, one thing led to another, and the next thing you know we're spending all afternoon in the Oval Office with Barack, Michelle, and Joe Biden just bullshiatting. Don't feel too bad though because you did actually come up in conversation. I was probably on my fifth beer and ask "So B, who's the biggest dipshiat you've ever met on the campaign trail not named Sarah Palin." Biden started laughing so hard his gin and tonic came out his nose.

Near the end of the day I wound up having dinner with the Obamas while Biden and my wife went out driving in his Camaro. Naturally he made a pass at her, but that's Joe B for you God love him. Frankly I was honored.

Anyway, don't bother coming by next weekend either. B and I are going to spend the day prank calling other world leaders. If I can convince any of them that we're about to launch a nuclear strike on their country he's promised to make me an Ambassador to any country I like. Michelle and my wife are going shopping too, so don't try to bother her either.


I think we found Jim Anchower's Fark handle.
 
2012-05-03 11:41:27 PM  

bdub77: Can we just shoot this asshat and be done with it?


Please. Someone. Anyone.
 
2012-05-04 02:04:24 AM  

lennavan: Had he not been a dick about it...


"Had a Republican not been a dick about it..." is basically speculative fiction.

Had Paris Hilton not been a skank about it....
Had Snooki not been a drunken whore about it...
Had Rosie O'Donnell not been a fat loudmouth about it...

I have a good imagination but there are limits.
 
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