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(Wonkette)   "Joe" the "Plumber" and a group of knucklebaggers storm the White House and demand to be let in so he can finish the conversation they had during the 2008 campaign, but elitist Obama claims he has more important things to do   (wonkette.com) divider line 129
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2012-05-03 11:15:18 AM
"Dammit, I lied to the President of the United States on TV! I deserve respect!"
 
2012-05-03 11:15:28 AM
As someone who's toured the White House: it's farking hard to do. You can't just show up. If you don't have any connections, you have to contact your local Congresscritter's office and if you're really lucky, your scheduled tour won't be months away. Basically, your whole vacation to DC has to be planned around your tour.
 
2012-05-03 11:15:50 AM
So...did they actually think they would be let in to speak to the President, or are they just morons trying to stir up a controversy?
 
2012-05-03 11:16:24 AM
He writes like a republican farker, they all have the exact same phrasing for their talking points, it's kinda creepy.
 
2012-05-03 11:16:39 AM

Lumpmoose: As someone who's toured the White House: it's farking hard to do. You can't just show up. If you don't have any connections, you have to contact your local Congresscritter's office and if you're really lucky, your scheduled tour won't be months away. Basically, your whole vacation to DC has to be planned around your tour.


I don't know why they thought the MOST POWERFUL MAN ON THE EARTH would have a strict schedule or some form of security.
 
2012-05-03 11:16:42 AM
Attentionwhoresayswhat?
 
2012-05-03 11:16:56 AM
1) Storm is a strong word.
2) 'look at me, I'm a GoP AW!!!'
 
2012-05-03 11:17:07 AM

qorkfiend: So...did they actually think they would be let in to speak to the President, or are they just morons trying to stir up a controversy?


A little from column a, a lot from column b.
 
2012-05-03 11:17:09 AM

So it has taken him years to come up with some zingers?

hvstatic4.hypervocal.com

JERK STORE! I'M GOING WITH JERK STORE!
 
2012-05-03 11:18:26 AM
You know what's funny about this?

Mister President, I think it's time you and I continued our conversation.

I tried early and late, but you weren't home and I couldn't find anyone to take a message. Perhaps you had a good score at the golf course today? Any luck getting more campaign donations? I'm sure that's taking up a lot of your energy.


If he wasn't a dick about it and kept parroting it and eventually got back on Fox News and whatnot, I bet he could have pressured Obama into actually meeting with him. He could have actually done it. What's more, his actual goal was not to meet Obama but rather garner attention. Had he not been a dick about it though I think he could have garnered significantly more attention.
 
2012-05-03 11:18:26 AM
It'd be good to see security open fire on Joe and the rest of these morons just to remind them that they're dealing with the most powerful man in the free world and not the manager of the local Wal-Mart.
 
2012-05-03 11:18:56 AM
Dude. For serious. I went to go see the president of Google the other day, and they were all like, do you have an appointment, and I was all, why should I need an appointment, I'm all important sh*t because I'm me, and they were all like, we're gonna call the police put your pants back on, and I was all I AM THE LAW, and they were like get out, so I went.

but it's not fair.
 
2012-05-03 11:19:19 AM
When I was in DC last, Obama wouldn't meet with me either! He obviously hates white people.
 
2012-05-03 11:20:00 AM
Knucklebagger... gotta remember that one.
 
2012-05-03 11:20:59 AM

Skarekrough: It'd be good to see security open fire on Joe and the rest of these morons just to remind them that they're dealing with the most powerful man in the free world and not the manager of the local Wal-Mart.


What they should do is let him get past them and then open fire as a "security threat."

The only way your option works is if this were Florida or Arizona and they were "standing their ground."
 
2012-05-03 11:21:18 AM
Jebus, how about wearing something that doesn't look like a tshirt that you just picked up off of the floor, you stupid oaf.
Probably smells like beer and hot wing sauce.
 
2012-05-03 11:21:19 AM
Can we just shoot this asshat and be done with it?
 
2012-05-03 11:21:30 AM

Deneb81: 1) Storm is a strong word.
2) 'look at me, I'm a GoP AW!!!'


It's also a goofy name for a kid.

/don't ban me bro
 
2012-05-03 11:22:24 AM
What a pretentious fark. Perfect representative for the party. Be proud, GOP!
 
Byn
2012-05-03 11:22:26 AM
The fact that this "Joe" the "plumber" guy still has followers who think he is at all relevant really makes me wonder about the future of politics. If he gets elected, I'm moving to Canada.

...wait.
 
2012-05-03 11:22:44 AM
I'm surprised he has time to go there what with running that business that makes $250,000 every year in income or revenue or personal income or something. Look, it doesn't matter. Joe is out there trying to create jobs and Obama won't even give him the time of day!
 
2012-05-03 11:22:52 AM
Maybe somebody should have reminded Sam the Deadbeat that the IRS offices are in DC, too, and he could have tried to pay on some of those back taxes he owes while he was tricking in DC.
 
2012-05-03 11:23:24 AM

Sarsin: When I was in DC last, Obama wouldn't meet with me either! He obviously hates white people.


And yet he just lets his two children walk right in, no appointment or anything.
 
2012-05-03 11:24:21 AM
So that's what it takes to be a distinguished member of the tea-party seeking government office...

time for a career change.

"I wrote on the internet and Obama didn't personally email me back... HOW WAS THE GOLF COURSE OBAMA?????????"
 
2012-05-03 11:24:37 AM

lennavan: You know what's funny about this?

Mister President, I think it's time you and I continued our conversation.

I tried early and late, but you weren't home and I couldn't find anyone to take a message. Perhaps you had a good score at the golf course today? Any luck getting more campaign donations? I'm sure that's taking up a lot of your energy.

If he wasn't a dick about it and kept parroting it and eventually got back on Fox News and whatnot, I bet he could have pressured Obama into actually meeting with him. He could have actually done it. What's more, his actual goal was not to meet Obama but rather garner attention. Had he not been a dick about it though I think he could have garnered significantly more attention.


We're talking about people who believe deep down that the Current Sitting President is NOT worthy of respect, but only of scorn and contempt - and that includes "official" correspondence.
 
2012-05-03 11:24:37 AM
Republicans across the country are just swollen with pride.
 
2012-05-03 11:24:45 AM
If Sarah Palin were president, she would have taken time to speak to him. She's not at all protective of her privacy when at home.
 
2012-05-03 11:25:09 AM
If only Junior Seau had used that bullet on this prick...
 
2012-05-03 11:25:42 AM
Not that this is a good idea, but it'd be funny to see a live interview between the two of them, just so we can watch the end of Joe the Plumber's political career when he accidentally calls the President a Ni*BONG* or admits that he wants to send all the gays to an American Auschwitz.

It's an everyday, common bully tactic. Puff yourself up with odds your target will back down/completely ignore you, so you look like you were ready to do something badass, when in all reality, you'd fold like a cheap card table as soon as your target responds.
 
2012-05-03 11:27:40 AM
Hey Joe has the all important Allen West endorsement, so he's a major political player.
 
2012-05-03 11:28:41 AM
Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.
 
2012-05-03 11:29:11 AM
I wonder when exactly they made this video... could it be that Joe the Plumber accused the President of being too busy golfing when he was really visiting troops in Afghanistan?
 
2012-05-03 11:30:44 AM

1nsanilicious: Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.


You sound very busy.
 
2012-05-03 11:31:23 AM
"I'm getting ready to buy a company that makes 250 to 280 thousand dollars a year. Your new tax plan's going to tax me more, isn't it?"

It wont affect you Joe because you're a lying a-hole that was never going to buy a business. How weird a person like this seems. He's supposed to be some Lotto-Scratching, salt of the earth, just wants to get by, humble, honest, Amurcan just like you and me. Then when given the smallest opportunity becomes a caricature of all that is stupid in the average Limbaugh listening idiot all the way down to his book which couldn't possibly more story than Average Douche meets waxing presidential candidate and tries mightily to profit from it til the end of his days.

Buy your business you cock and prove you weren't lying from the first second you entered the spotlight.
 
2012-05-03 11:32:57 AM
Joe the Plumber is a prime example of the state of conservatism today.
Named Joe? Nope.
A plumber? Nope.
Collects welfare? Yep.

GOP CONGRESSIONAL MATERIAL!
 
2012-05-03 11:33:18 AM

HotWingConspiracy: 1nsanilicious: Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.

You sound very busy.


He's bootstrappy.
 
2012-05-03 11:33:57 AM

lennavan: You know what's funny about this?

Mister President, I think it's time you and I continued our conversation.

I tried early and late, but you weren't home and I couldn't find anyone to take a message. Perhaps you had a good score at the golf course today? Any luck getting more campaign donations? I'm sure that's taking up a lot of your energy.

If he wasn't a dick about it and kept parroting it and eventually got back on Fox News and whatnot, I bet he could have pressured Obama into actually meeting with him. He could have actually done it. What's more, his actual goal was not to meet Obama but rather garner attention. Had he not been a dick about it though I think he could have garnered significantly more attention.


I'm pretty sure ol' Joe's toolbox doesn't contain any "not being a dick" implements.
 
2012-05-03 11:34:06 AM
So did a toilet need to be snaked? Oh wait, Joe isn't a real plumber...
 
2012-05-03 11:35:23 AM
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I get to hang out with B-Rock all the time. He loves artichoke dip and those imitation crab meat sticks dipped in hot sauce. I bring along a pack of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat and he's all like, "It's Nixxy! 'Sup, girlfriend?" and I be all like, "Shaw, B-Rock, just come to chill with you and Shelley." And he goes, "Sweet, I'll clear out the War Room and we'll play Cthulu on the projection table."

Plumber Boy should have brought snacks. Or a bottle of wine. It's only polite.
 
2012-05-03 11:36:32 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Republicans across the country are just swollen with pride.


I'm pretty sure that's high-fructose corn syrup, not pride.

/Diabeetus
 
2012-05-03 11:36:45 AM

1nsanilicious: Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.


i18.photobucket.com

Aww. Need a hug?
 
2012-05-03 11:36:52 AM
You go, Joe! Dammit, I'm going over to England and storming the palace to give the queen a piece of my mind!
 
2012-05-03 11:37:05 AM
Link

Joe's facebook page. For the lulz
 
2012-05-03 11:39:07 AM

rudemix: Link

Joe's facebook page. For the lulz


From the comments: "I can't believed they did that to you Joe!!! I go to visit world leaders unannounced all the time and never have problems getting in. I snonmobiled to Putin's Siberian estate on a whim last week and not only did he let me in, he let me spend the night and fly a mig the next day. Why does Obama hate you?"
 
2012-05-03 11:39:43 AM
Hey, Sam, shoot your campaign ads back home on your own time, ok?
 
2012-05-03 11:39:59 AM

Maud Dib: J... you stupid oaf...


There's a word that in this current political climate is way underutilized...
 
2012-05-03 11:40:29 AM

Lumpmoose: As someone who's toured the White House: it's farking hard to do. You can't just show up. If you don't have any connections, you have to contact your local Congresscritter's office and if you're really lucky, your scheduled tour won't be months away. Basically, your whole vacation to DC has to be planned around your tour.


When I was a kid, tours were available at the gate. A line stretched around the block. I waited, I've been in there. No more?

As far as Joe the Douche, this ad will probably be very effective among his demographic of stupid people from Ohio.
 
2012-05-03 11:41:09 AM
NO LESS than six takes
 
2012-05-03 11:41:54 AM

1nsanilicious: Do you know how I know you're unemployed? You have time to scour the Internet for stupid shiat petty leftwing articles like this.

Go occupy a desk.


Setting aside the rest of the stupidity in your post for the moment... aren't most people on the internet occupying a desk whether or not they have a job?
 
2012-05-03 11:43:18 AM
I almost hope Sam the non-Plumber DOES get elected. For all his "Day one I'm putting Obama in a headlock and giving him noogies until he cancels health care and resigns" asspipery you just KNOW he'll be a quintessential perk-sucking, ghost-voting, intern-diddling thief putting in for six per diems on the same day.
 
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