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(Slate)   My 19 year old niece made a porno, should I tell her mother? No. You should send me the link   (slate.com) divider line 286
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2012-05-03 08:11:25 PM  

machoprogrammer: It is easy for women to find work in porn (good pay, too), but for straight males, you gotta do gay porn, fat chick porn, or granny porn first to "work up to" the hotties... And the straight male pornstar pay, in general, sucks (so a lot do gay for pay).


Actually, from what I've heard (and this is straight from the mouth of Ron Jeremy), the main thing for a male porn star is being able to reliably get it up and come on cue. Also (from the same source) pretty much the only ways for a new (straight) guy to break into the business is to:
a) have a girlfriend who wants to do porn and will only do boy/girl with you
b) finance the production
 
2012-05-03 08:16:47 PM  

serial_crusher: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's an adult, how about you mind your own goddamn business?

That's kind of how I would see it if it was my relative.
I'd be more worried about accidentally coming across the porn during my usual routine.
Wonder if I could make some money building a browser plugin for relatives of porn stars, that maps porn made by your relatives, and blocks them....


Wait, block?

/What?
 
2012-05-03 08:25:29 PM  

Strategeryz0r: bill4935: Cosmoboy: Once you find her, I bet she looks like Brienne of Tarth.


Challenge accepted.jpg

[img.poptower.com image 300x202]

/http://www.ugo.com/girls/hot-girls-in-chainmail
//http://www.chainmailgirl.com/
//http://utopia-armoury.deviantart.com/art/Hot-Girls-in-Chainmail-Bik i nis-127975222
//http://www.fark.com/comments/92057/Hot-babes-in-chainmail
///sorry about all the links.

Wait, is that the chick? Like the chick from the article?


No, that's Brienne of Tarth. (Game of Thrones) And yeah she pretties up ok, but you know I meant the uglified version from the show!!!
 
2012-05-03 08:46:53 PM  
2nd bookmark of the day!
 
2012-05-03 08:48:40 PM  
no success?
 
2012-05-03 08:54:16 PM  
this is harder than it looks
 
2012-05-03 08:58:17 PM  

medius: this is harder than it looks


That's what she said.
 
2012-05-03 09:00:58 PM  
no, that's what i said

she just laughed

:-/
 
2012-05-03 09:05:01 PM  

yert: Fixxor: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

Link or it didn't happen.

Isildur: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.


I realize you're probably just trolling, but if you aren't: You're a repulsive creep.

wait it gets better

NSFW NSFW NSFW look at alexis folders other fun stuff there too I am not going to blackmail anyone. Knowing her father he has probably seen them. I went over to his house once to borrow some milk or something. His wife and kids were gone. As I walked by the front window I glanced in. Let me just say that no animals were hurt in the production of his pron. But they were present.


THIS THREAD DELIVERS
 
2012-05-03 09:18:01 PM  
Much of modern pornography is just plain mean and degrading. I find it baffling that so many young women get involved in it. Maybe I am just old fashioned but I thought love and sex was the most intimate, private part of one's life. I get the feeling that porn is ruining intimacy between a lot people.

I dated a girl that I liked, and one of the first things she said before our first intimate experience was "Don't ask to do the butt thing." That just weirded me out.
 
2012-05-03 09:22:11 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I dated a girl that I liked, and one of the first things she said before our first intimate experience was "Don't ask to do the butt thing." That just weirded me out.


She gave you an out man, I hope you took it.

I for the most part agree, the more extreme porn just doesn't do it for me. I spend a lot of time checking out non nude stuff.
 
2012-05-03 09:32:38 PM  

yert: Knowing her father he has probably seen them. I went over to his house once to borrow some milk or something. His wife and kids were gone. As I walked by the front window I glanced in. Let me just say that no animals were hurt in the production of his pron. But they were present.


So now the dad is in the business too? *eyeroll*
 
2012-05-03 10:00:31 PM  

clyph: Actually, from what I've heard (and this is straight from the mouth of Ron Jeremy), the main thing for a male porn star is being able to reliably get it up and come on cue. Also (from the same source) pretty much the only ways for a new (straight) guy to break into the business is to:
a) have a girlfriend who wants to do porn and will only do boy/girl with you
b) finance the production


I heard those, too, actually, but heard the other stuff, too. Either way, the money for a straight male porn star sucks (about 50k a year if you are lucky, and this is in cali where the cost of living is insane), with a few exceptions.
 
2012-05-03 10:11:56 PM  

trappedspirit: Not all whores are in pornos, but everyone in pornos are whores of one type or another


"Vee are all whores; in some way, Mr. Finkelstein"
 
2012-05-03 10:16:01 PM  

ABQGOD: And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything


omg, that's classic! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Please tell me you meant that seriously, LOL!
 
2012-05-03 10:22:13 PM  
I was going to start a porn series: Pullin' Cock in Woolen Sock, but it's so difficult to hold the phone cam steady while doing the needful. I've got some shaky shots of the ceiling, though. Didn't even come close.
 
2012-05-03 10:25:23 PM  
You were all thinking it, so here it is:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-03 10:33:08 PM  

Xenomech: You were all thinking it, so here it is:

[i48.tinypic.com image 448x420]


In all fairness, she has to live with this

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-03 10:34:56 PM  

ZeroCorpse: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

[www.gearseds.com image 500x355]

That must be some weird porn.


It's 2012; they're almost all brushless these days.
 
2012-05-03 10:45:06 PM  
Look, people. You can't just post a link to some porn site to prove that you went to high school with some porn star or some porn star was your ex, etc. You need to post a picture from your yearbook or some personal, candid picture that proves the relation.
 
2012-05-03 10:53:51 PM  
Late to the party, I know, but...

Slaves2Darkness: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's an adult, how about you mind your own goddamn business?

How about no, because the 19 year old talked to him about it. Now running off to the rest of the family is not cool, but talking to her about it is. Sure a 19 year old is an adult, but have you never done anything you regret as a young adult? Sometimes those things have far lasting consequences that you need advice on how to handle.


Well yeah, but I thought I wasn't supposed to talk about your mom anymore.

/childish and immature, but that's just how I'm feeling tonight
 
2012-05-03 11:01:16 PM  

Harry_Seldon: In all fairness, she has to live with this

[28.media.tumblr.com image 450x308]


In all fairness, she has to live with SPOTS ON HER ASS.
 
2012-05-03 11:14:45 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Much of modern pornography is just plain mean and degrading. I find it baffling that so many young women get involved in it. Maybe I am just old fashioned but I thought love and sex was the most intimate, private part of one's life. I get the feeling that porn is ruining intimacy between a lot people.

I dated a girl that I liked, and one of the first things she said before our first intimate experience was "Don't ask to do the butt thing." That just weirded me out.


The girl I lost my virginity with tried to give me a UFIA, talk about being weirded out!
 
2012-05-03 11:15:45 PM  

ProfessorOhki: ZeroCorpse: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

[www.gearseds.com image 500x355]

That must be some weird porn.

It's 2012; they're almost all brushless these days.


only the DC ones,
 
2012-05-03 11:44:14 PM  

twiztedjustin: Who in the fark wants to see a 6 foot 2 tall girl having sex?


cache2.artprintimages.com
This guy would want to know how long it takes to shave her legs.
 
2012-05-04 12:06:59 AM  

yert: Fixxor: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

Link or it didn't happen.

Isildur: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.


I realize you're probably just trolling, but if you aren't: You're a repulsive creep.

wait it gets better

NSFW NSFW NSFW look at alexis folders other fun stuff there too I am not going to blackmail anyone. Knowing her father he has probably seen them. I went over to his house once to borrow some milk or something. His wife and kids were gone. As I walked by the front window I glanced in. Let me just say that no animals were hurt in the production of his pron. But they were present.


Congrats, you found a stash of pics that I couldn't fap to, even when I was 15 and whacking off to crude drawings of tits.

/gag
//sharp knees, etc
 
2012-05-04 12:17:59 AM  
What's a bookmark? Certainly not this post.
 
2012-05-04 01:02:11 AM  
Whole response reeks of soapboxing, which tells me that either the question is fake or she's been conned and has no problem using a fake letter for a soapbox. The inclusion of the flippant confession of having watched his niece having sex while she stood a few feet out the door seals it.
 
2012-05-04 04:14:02 AM  

cup of tea: ProfessorOhki: ZeroCorpse: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

[www.gearseds.com image 500x355]

That must be some weird porn.

It's 2012; they're almost all brushless these days.

only the DC ones,


Alright, you lost me. I'm not sure if you're continuing the euphemism and I'm missing it or you missed mine.
 
2012-05-04 07:16:30 AM  

mudesi: I guess you answered my question.

You're right, there is a difference. One has had sex with more men. And the problem with this, is, what, exactly?

Grow up.


So you've never noticed that girls who have been with an especially large number of men tend to have emotional problems? The problem isn't with the number, it's what got them to that number. You should probably get out of the basement so you lose that idealized view of women, and find out what they're really like.
 
2012-05-04 08:42:44 AM  

ZeroCorpse: true armatures


I really thought he meant to spell it that way in the sculpting sense of the word. Anorexia porn.
 
2012-05-04 02:45:20 PM  

Patterson: Patterson: Listen lady, this young woman is clearly and adult. She can make responsible choices on who she wants to be and what she wants to do. I'll bet she's pretty sick of people judging her just because she had a midget pee on her, participated in a 100-man bukkake or was in "Take the WHOLE Fist 13". We should judge her on the content of her character, not the content of their colon.

"an"


What you say?
a.espncdn.com
 
2012-05-04 02:59:56 PM  

ProfessorOhki: cup of tea: ProfessorOhki: ZeroCorpse: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

[www.gearseds.com image 500x355]

That must be some weird porn.

It's 2012; they're almost all brushless these days.

only the DC ones,

Alright, you lost me. I'm not sure if you're continuing the euphemism and I'm missing it or you missed mine.


I admit it was crude, but it was supposed to be a reference to the gay portion of the euphemism for bisexual "AC/DC"

///too crude, my apologies
 
2012-05-04 08:30:11 PM  

cup of tea: ProfessorOhki: cup of tea: ProfessorOhki: ZeroCorpse: yert: I am getting a kick be cause my next door neighbor's daughter turned up on true armatures. you know the series with the fat, pale, blue eyed guy that shoots all the girls on the same old brown couch.

I can't decide if I should tell him or use it as blackmail to get some. she is pretty hot. either way it's been fun texting it to his friends at the bar.

[www.gearseds.com image 500x355]

That must be some weird porn.

It's 2012; they're almost all brushless these days.

only the DC ones,

Alright, you lost me. I'm not sure if you're continuing the euphemism and I'm missing it or you missed mine.

I admit it was crude, but it was supposed to be a reference to the gay portion of the euphemism for bisexual "AC/DC"

///too crude, my apologies


Not at all; it's just term I hadn't come across before.

/Something something 'good flux'
 
2012-05-04 10:07:42 PM  

WienerButt: The girl in my aforementioned post got paid 600 for Backseat bangers. In 2003.


I doubt they're paying that much now. The entire market is over-saturated -- too much content, too many performers, too many producers. Even the major players are hurting.
 
2012-05-06 05:18:27 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: mudesi: I guess you answered my question.

You're right, there is a difference. One has had sex with more men. And the problem with this, is, what, exactly?

Grow up.

So you've never noticed that girls who have been with an especially large number of men tend to have emotional problems? The problem isn't with the number, it's what got them to that number. You should probably get out of the basement so you lose that idealized view of women, and find out what they're really like.


Nice generalization there.

Do men who have had sex with a large number of women have emotional problems? Or do you see them as just acting like normal men who want to fark? You're exposing your own stereotypes and biases you hold about women.

What the fark is it with you people who can't comprehend that women like to fark too? Just as much as men do, even more so in some cases.

This is 2012, not 1912. Some women even like to show their ankles every now and then. Godn you guys gotta grow up.
 
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