If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Slate)   My 19 year old niece made a porno, should I tell her mother? No. You should send me the link   (slate.com) divider line 286
    More: Obvious, Emily Yoffe, pornographic actor, maiden voyages, nieces, security experts, porn  
•       •       •

31855 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2012 at 2:04 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



286 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-05-03 02:20:14 PM
And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything. They're called "actresses" for a reason: it's not even real sex. Real sex (for most of us) does not include multiple camera angles, multiple takes, lighting, directing , and clever edits.
 
2012-05-03 02:20:20 PM
It would have been nice if the dude had provided a Spankwire link.
 
2012-05-03 02:20:46 PM
you are a puppet: I don't think I'd be able to recognize any girl from just one movie. There's gotta be more if people are noticing her out on the street.

That being said...she's a 6'2 blonde with a bunch of tattoos. Should be a lot easier to find her work. Somebody get to work on this.


I worked with a dude who dated the redhead pornstar, "Vixen". All I can say is that she was much hotter in person.

/true story, bro
 
2012-05-03 02:21:12 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's an adult, how about you mind your own goddamn business?

being a nihilist is exhausting, isn't it?
 
2012-05-03 02:21:42 PM
ABQGOD: clever edits

Translation: "repeating the same 30 seconds about 7 times".
 
2012-05-03 02:21:42 PM
Patterson: Patterson: Listen lady, this young woman is clearly and adult. She can make responsible choices on who she wants to be and what she wants to do. I'll bet she's pretty sick of people judging her just because she had a midget pee on her, participated in a 100-man bukkake or was in "Take the WHOLE Fist 13". We should judge her on the content of her character, not the content of their colon.

"an"


I read that as take the whole fist 13 inches.
 
2012-05-03 02:22:01 PM
www.blacktoptens.com

could be worse...you could be fapping to some porn and then your daughter's face appears in close-up with two dicks in her mouth
 
2012-05-03 02:22:35 PM
A 19 year old girl covered in tattoos, sporting a drug habit, and from a broken home that makes bad decisions? She's beautiful, tall, and has a history of bad decisions with no thought to the long term effects of those decisions? She was preyed upon and convinced that filming an internet porn film was a good idea?

I don't believe it.


/no mention of telling her parents or father, just mother.
//described as a wild child, mentioned drugs, and tattoos
///internet porn pays nearly nothing to preople with no established identity or marketability. She made maybe 2500 dollars depending on what she did.
////She needs someone to care enough about her to tell her that she's made a mistake and help her fix it.
 
2012-05-03 02:23:12 PM
ABQGOD: And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything. They're called "actresses" for a reason: it's not even real sex. Real sex (for most of us) does not include multiple camera angles, multiple takes, lighting, directing , and clever edits.

Uh, by definition being in a porno makes you a whore. Unless I suppose you were volunteering?
 
2012-05-03 02:23:35 PM
I_Am_Weasel: junkmetal: Meh, many girls today seem to think nothing of sending pics of their tits and naughty bits to any new boyfriend they have.

That's never happened to me. No one has ever sent me pics of said items. Not one single female. I feel left out.


You forgot to add :

/BIE EIP
 
2012-05-03 02:23:50 PM
Where are the fark detectives? How many 6' 2" 19 year-old porn stars out there?
 
2012-05-03 02:24:19 PM
roothog: cup of tea: FTA:When she left the hotel room to smoke, I checked the site

Does that strike anyone as a little creepy? Shouldn't her admission have been enough?

I'm wondering how he know what site to check. I can understand that his niece might say "I made a porn film", but saying "I made a porn film, and you can check it out at sexysluts.com, click through the free tour, sign up with your credit card, then click 'barely legal', scroll down to the blondes, and click 'with tats'".


I'm thinking he was like, "how'd you get into that business anyway?" and she was like "well, some guys were just driving around in a van and gave me some money...."
Or maybe he specifically asked her under the guise of wanting to avoid it during his normal routine
 
2012-05-03 02:24:45 PM
i would blackmail the niece to have sex with me otherwise i'd tell her parents.
 
2012-05-03 02:25:05 PM
Why are we all assuming that the writer is a horny uncle? unless I missed something it sounded like the concern adult is more of an aunt than an uncle.
 
2012-05-03 02:25:07 PM
tracer03: Patterson: Listen lady, this young woman is clearly and adult. She can make responsible choices on who she wants to be and what she wants to do. I'll bet she's pretty sick of people judging her just because she had a midget pee on her, participated in a 100-man bukkake or was in "Take the WHOLE Fist 13". We should judge her on the content of her character, not the content of their colon.

Exactly. Although, to be fair. 'Take the WHOLE Fist 13' was nowhere near as good as 12.


Please, after 4, they were just reusing the same plot lines. Though the use of puppets in 7 was a nice twist.
 
2012-05-03 02:25:24 PM
slayer199: Where are the fark detectives? How many 6' 2" 19 year-old porn stars out there?

The one I mentioned upthread was 6' tall. She was the kind of girl couldn't help but notice.
 
2012-05-03 02:25:54 PM
lennavan: ABQGOD: And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything. They're called "actresses" for a reason: it's not even real sex. Real sex (for most of us) does not include multiple camera angles, multiple takes, lighting, directing , and clever edits.

Uh, by definition being in a porno makes you a whore. Unless I suppose you were volunteering?


I'm tired of those so called "amateur" sites where the girls clearly got paid for it.
 
2012-05-03 02:26:12 PM
Can't be that many 6'2" girls out there. A huge atta boy from Fark to the person that finds it.
 
2012-05-03 02:26:38 PM
SuperNinjaToad: Why are we all assuming that the writer is a horny uncle? unless I missed something it sounded like the concern adult is more of an aunt than an uncle.

I like the way you think. Horny aunt it is
 
2012-05-03 02:27:33 PM
I spoke to Chris Hoofnagle of the UC-Berkeley School of Law to see if your niece, especially since she is still a teenager legally an adult

If you get to 18 and haven't already figured out why this is a bad idea, you are probably already pretty well borked in life. It says volumes about the trend toward infantilization that "Prudie" even thinks that's worth mentioning.
 
2012-05-03 02:28:06 PM
basemetal: junkmetal: jaylectricity: junkmetal: Meh, many girls today seem to think nothing of sending pics of their tits and naughty bits to any new boyfriend they have.

Dude, at least change your schtick for your different alts.

Like I'm hiding who I am........

Yeah, jay, leave him alone!


i235.photobucket.com

/someone had to do it
 
2012-05-03 02:28:13 PM
ABQGOD: And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything. They're called "actresses" for a reason: it's not even real sex. Real sex (for most of us) does not include multiple camera angles, multiple takes, lighting, directing , and clever edits.

Not all whores are in pornos, but everyone in pornos are whores of one type or another
 
2012-05-03 02:28:58 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's an adult, how about you mind your own goddamn business?

How about no, because the 19 year old talked to him about it. Now running off to the rest of the family is not cool, but talking to her about it is. Sure a 19 year old is an adult, but have you never done anything you regret as a young adult? Sometimes those things have far lasting consequences that you need advice on how to handle.
 
2012-05-03 02:29:29 PM
trappedspirit: ABQGOD: And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything. They're called "actresses" for a reason: it's not even real sex. Real sex (for most of us) does not include multiple camera angles, multiple takes, lighting, directing , and clever edits.

Not all whores are in pornos, but everyone in pornos are whores of one type or another


Farking for money is farking for money - with or without cameras.
 
2012-05-03 02:30:45 PM
If I had to guess, I would bet on either Amateur Allure or Exploited Teens, or Exploited College Girls.

Amateur Allure being the most likely, given the locations....

/no links
//you all already know where to find them
///NSFW (duh)
 
2012-05-03 02:30:57 PM
ABQGOD: And it's not like being in a porno makes you a whore or anything. They're called "actresses" for a reason: it's not even real sex. Real sex (for most of us) does not include multiple camera angles, multiple takes, lighting, directing , and clever edits.

You tell my g/f that, because so far, she hasn't been on board with my plans for a side business exploiting college girls who spent their student loan disbursements too fast.
 
2012-05-03 02:31:30 PM
NowhereMon: Useless without pics

THIS.
 
2012-05-03 02:33:06 PM
I_Am_Weasel: junkmetal: Meh, many girls today seem to think nothing of sending pics of their tits and naughty bits to any new boyfriend they have.

That's never happened to me. No one has ever sent me pics of said items. Not one single female. I feel left out.


Be nicer to Grable's Daughter and it may happen.
/just sayin'
 
2012-05-03 02:33:16 PM
I_Am_Weasel: junkmetal: Meh, many girls today seem to think nothing of sending pics of their tits and naughty bits to any new boyfriend they have.

That's never happened to me. No one has ever sent me pics of said items. Not one single female. I feel left out.


You sound fat.

/and ugly
//and geeky
///and frustrated
 
2012-05-03 02:33:38 PM
SuperNinjaToad: Why are we all assuming that the writer is a horny uncle? unless I missed something it sounded like the concern adult is more of an aunt than an uncle.

This. I was definitely thinking aunt the whole time. Probability is more on the side of an aunt than an uncle. Being concerned, writing into slate, trip together to NYC from LA. Definitely more like a girls weekend "OMG LET'S GO SHOPPING".
 
2012-05-03 02:35:18 PM
"Dear Prudence, I thought your letters were all made up and this would never happen to me..."
 
2012-05-03 02:36:03 PM
teylix: i would blackmail the niece to have sex with me otherwise i'd tell her parents.

I´d just pay her. We all know its worked in the past.
 
2012-05-03 02:36:33 PM
I spoke to Chris Hoofnagle of the UC-Berkeley School of Law to see if your niece, especially since she is still a teenager, has any legal remedy for getting the video off the porn site. He said that since she doesn't own the copyright, and if she was not a minor when she filmed it, she has virtually no recourse.

Yet another reason why making the legal age to buy alcohol 21 is just plain silly. At 19, you are considered old enough, mature enough, and responsible for your own actions enough to sign a contract to do porn, yet you are aren't old enough to have a glass of wine with your dinner.

Some might say that the legal age of "adulthood" should be 21 for everything, and I'd accept that. But you'll need to repeal a Constitutional amendment while you are at it.

/6'2", beautiful with enough bad habits for someone twice her age already? I don't think she'll see 21 unless she gets the hell out of NYC and gets herself together
 
2012-05-03 02:37:04 PM
Yeah, why is anyone thinking that this is a man writing to Prudence? What girl would tell her uncle that she was in a porno, is now suffering for it, and that the video was up on some specific site dot com? Be real. This is a letter from a woman about her niece.

Furthermore, the junior porn queen confided in her for a reason; Prudence gave quite good advice I think.
 
2012-05-03 02:38:00 PM
my heart sank when I saw her having sex with a porn actor

Something else countersank, though.
 
2012-05-03 02:38:52 PM
roothog: cup of tea: FTA:When she left the hotel room to smoke, I checked the site

Does that strike anyone as a little creepy? Shouldn't her admission have been enough?

I'm wondering how he know what site to check. I can understand that his niece might say "I made a porn film", but saying "I made a porn film, and you can check it out at sexysluts.com, click through the free tour, sign up with your credit card, then click 'barely legal', scroll down to the blondes, and click 'with tats'".


Wait... You actually think a credit card is required?

Sit down young padawan... Allow us to instruct you in Teh Intarwebs 101.
 
2012-05-03 02:39:18 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She's an adult, how about you mind your own goddamn business?

She's an adult, and trusted you with her deep dark secret. How about you honor that trust? Seriously.
 
2012-05-03 02:39:24 PM
four95: I_Am_Weasel: junkmetal: Meh, many girls today seem to think nothing of sending pics of their tits and naughty bits to any new boyfriend they have.

That's never happened to me. No one has ever sent me pics of said items. Not one single female. I feel left out.

You sound fat.

/and ugly
//and geeky
///and frustrated


It's not all it's cracked up to be. I had a lovely little stash of Snatch Shots on the Blackberry. Wife found them a few weeks ago.

.....Just moved into my new apartment this week.......
 
2012-05-03 02:39:56 PM
Prudie is right. The real answer is, if you do that kind of thing, you are a public person and people will come up to you as if they actually know you. It's not much different than being in a band or an actress, except you showed your ya-ya getting worked.

So if this girl didn't mind the shoot, but minded the attention, she needs to work on that and either drop one or the other. AND she needs to know how the business works - everyone has a shelf life.

But I wouldn't let this prude tell you that she needs to get out of this "horrible industry." For every casualty, there is a girl who took the money, said thanks and went on to have a normal life.
 
2012-05-03 02:40:41 PM
four95: I_Am_Weasel: junkmetal: Meh, many girls today seem to think nothing of sending pics of their tits and naughty bits to any new boyfriend they have.

That's never happened to me. No one has ever sent me pics of said items. Not one single female. I feel left out.

You sound fat.

/and ugly
//and geeky
///and frustrated


You know there are some things we are not supposed to talk about. But Involving Everyone usually Ends Involvement Personally if you know what I mean. That being said GD is a sweetheart.
 
2012-05-03 02:41:14 PM
abmoraz: If I had to guess, I would bet on either Amateur Allure or Exploited Teens, or Exploited College Girls.

Amateur Allure being the most likely, given the locations....

/no links
//you all already know where to find them
///NSFW (duh)


Love Amateur Allure...all of the girls are clearly "stars", but it has that amateury feel to it.
 
2012-05-03 02:41:38 PM
Dear "She's not ready", I wouldn't worry about telling her mom about it, /b/ is probably taking care of it now that your story is on the internet. Good luck with feeling good about yourself ever again.
 
2012-05-03 02:42:22 PM
"Dear Prudence, my niece was telling me the other day about how she was letting men touch her camel toad. She even told me she let a midget lick her camel toad. My concern is that keeping such an animal without her parent's knowledge might lead to legal trouble. Are camel toads imported? What are the restrictions on camel toads? I have discretely asked my friends at the country club, but they have said they have done disgusting things to her camel toad, and then snickered. I cannot imagine my friends so capable of wanton cruelty to a harmless camel toad. Should I get a good look at this camel toad and offer to take good care of it for her?"

-Confused in Spread Eagle
 
2012-05-03 02:42:26 PM
MycroftHolmes: tracer03: Patterson: Listen lady, this young woman is clearly and adult. She can make responsible choices on who she wants to be and what she wants to do. I'll bet she's pretty sick of people judging her just because she had a midget pee on her, participated in a 100-man bukkake or was in "Take the WHOLE Fist 13". We should judge her on the content of her character, not the content of their colon.

Exactly. Although, to be fair. 'Take the WHOLE Fist 13' was nowhere near as good as 12.

Please, after 4, they were just reusing the same plot lines. Though the use of puppets in 7 was a nice twist.


I do like how they resolved the whole Bert and Ernie question, however.
 
2012-05-03 02:42:55 PM
DreamyAltarBoy: Dear "She's not ready", I wouldn't worry about telling her mom about it, /b/ is probably taking care of it now that your story is on the internet. Good luck with feeling good about yourself ever again.

/b/ probably will leave her alone given she isn't being biatchy about it, and well......she didn't GTFO.
 
2012-05-03 02:43:33 PM
I have yet to read a Prudence article from start to finish. Why? Because fark you biatch! That's why.
 
2012-05-03 02:43:34 PM
knightofargh: Some of you have fapped to her I'd imagine.

Hard to tell. Send links to be sure.
 
2012-05-03 02:43:47 PM
Too Pretty For Prison: I'd bet big $ he was fapping to the video before he wrote for advice.

and crying....oh I bet there was crying.

I....fap fap fap.....am......fap fap.....a.....fappity fap fap.....terrible...fapfapfapfap.....per..ugghhnnnffff...son
 
2012-05-03 02:44:04 PM
porn is so funny.

everyone has looked at porn... must people think that porn should be legal. very few people look down on others for having looked at porn. but god forbid, you actually be a part of the porn industry...

/ who cares.
// that uncle/aunt is pretty selfish and overly moralizing.
 
2012-05-03 02:44:20 PM
dj_spanmaster: knightofargh: Some of you have fapped to her I'd imagine.

Hard to tell. Send links to be sure.


If links appear I can remedy it if I haven't.....
 
Displayed 50 of 286 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report