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		Weaponized bird flu instructions published. Is it hot in here or is it just me? (foxnews.com)		8
		More: Followup, avian influenza, bird flu virus, University of Hong Kong, bioterror, health centers, influenza pandemic, h1n1 swine flu, virulence

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dittybopper		2012-05-03 02:57:11 PM

2 votes:

I'm still waiting for a cure for Bride Flu. Symptoms generally include an unwillingness to perform oral sex any longer.

JackieRabbit		2012-05-03 02:45:48 PM

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Oh good. I'll get to my lab and get started right away. I know dome birds that are going to be damned sorry for having shat on my freshly waxed car. We'll come at you with the sun un your eyes, you avian dogs!

Shazam999		2012-05-03 03:37:29 PM

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Don't make the birds angry.

publikenemy		2012-05-03 02:52:14 PM

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I wish the innernet was never created. Nothing but problems have come with it...and porn...porn and problems. It could disappear tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shiat. Id miss the porn tho

SmackLT		2012-05-03 02:49:32 PM

1 votes:

You know, it wasn't fair that we were keeping methods of obliterating mankind in the hands of the 1% of ivory-tower egghead elites. I've always thought it wasn't fair that we only released stuff like this to evil people that already had earned their doctorate. This opens up the door to letting the little guy try his hand at global pandemic for a change. I, for one, applaud the decision.

/coughs
//notices blood trickle from nose

spentmiles		2012-05-03 02:46:00 PM

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I got the clap from farking an emu.

Aarontology		2012-05-03 02:03:07 PM

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Weaver95: now where's the fun in that? every idiot with an ebay account and a head cold wants in on the world destroying actions of the elite. And now, thanks to the joys of internet communications, they can have the same levels of fun as the lab coated madmen!

You've got a point there. I' have been weaponizing my kleenexes to take out the Eastern seaboard, after all.

Weaver95		2012-05-03 12:54:12 PM

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Aarontology: that seems like one of those things where someone with the technical skill to do it probably already knew how to do it.

now where's the fun in that? every idiot with an ebay account and a head cold wants in on the world destroying actions of the elite. And now, thanks to the joys of internet communications, they can have the same levels of fun as the lab coated madmen!

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