Oh good. I'll get to my lab and get started right away. I know dome birds that are going to be damned sorry for having shat on my freshly waxed car. We'll come at you with the sun un your eyes, you avian dogs!

I got the clap from farking an emu.

Walker



Amen!

Isn't this why intelligence and wisdom are two different dice throws?

approves

Dr. Ain approves.

I wish the innernet was never created. Nothing but problems have come with it...and porn...porn and problems. It could disappear tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shiat. Id miss the porn tho

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

BIE?

/but not VIE = virus in email

2009 called - they want their media frenzy back.
They also wanted to know how Lost turns out.

Seems like pointing out which studies are sensitive turns a terrorsts' finding a needle in a haystack into a fill-in-the-blank exercise. There's no way a non-scientist would know which publications are sensitive information if they're not highlighted as such. If there was a system of scientific censorship, the biosciences equivalent of an A.Q. Khan would probably be among the trusted people with access to the information, or be capable of independently filling in the blanks.

Someone doesn't have to weaponize the bird flu. The birds are doing that.

spentmiles: I got the clap from farking an emu.



Big pecker.

publikenemy: I wish the innernet was never created. Nothing but problems have come with it...and porn...porn and problems. It could disappear tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shiat. Id miss the porn tho

Yeah. And still be living in the dark ages where Walter Cronkite tells us exactly what we need to know, nothing more and nothing less.

No thanks, I'll take free and open exchange of ideas and information between all people big and small with the chance of catching the flu over the former any day of the week.

ah yes, rather than researching and understanding the bird flu, it's far better to just stick our fingers in our ears and yell "LALALALALALA" and completely ignore it. that will definitely be what keeps us safe.

Did Fox News have no other method of fear mongering today?

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 292x302]

Bird Flu in its current form if pretty deadly to humans - about 60% of the people who catch it, die. Fortunatly, it doesn't spread very easily among humans.

But the thing about the ful, is it mutates all of the time. That's why your doctor wants you to get a flu shot every year (last years flu is very differnt from this years ful).

So because the flu keeps evolving, there is a very real concern that bird flu will mutate into a form that does spred among humans,

So it maybe a good idea to see what happens to bird flu that can spread among mammals.

Hunter_S_Thompson: publikenemy: I wish the innernet was never created. Nothing but problems have come with it...and porn...porn and problems. It could disappear tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shiat. Id miss the porn tho

Yeah. And still be living in the dark ages where Walter Cronkite tells us exactly what we need to know, nothing more and nothing less.

No thanks, I'll take free and open exchange of ideas and information between all people big and small with the chance of catching the flu over the former any day of the week.

Bah...and terrorists getting together sharing ideas. Kids being stalked by perverts. People learning to assemble bombs. A million ways to get high from household items. How to get away with murder. How to kill silently. How to jack off all day and night. How to rape and get away with it. How to easily cheat on your wife and websites devoted specifically to it. Kids watching porn at 10 and being addicted. Where to buy pills. How to get and inject steroids....god somebody stop me....how to break into and disassemble alarm systems, child porn, bestiality, necrophilia...aaahahhahahahahahaha..

....oh and I long for the days where I don't have to invest half my waking hours to play a farking video game

Don't make the birds angry.

Who would give a loaded gun to an idiot?

/ I always loved that story....

Until someone invents a universal flu vaccine, there will be flu pandemics every so often whether we like it or not. Influenza is just too good at adapting for cross-species infection. Influenza won't have to be "weaponized" because people will spread it either way.

The good news? We're a lot better at dealing with these things now more than ever. So, let's take it with a grain of salt when the journalists get all fussed about doomsday viruses and so forth.

This can be the best thing to happen to humanity since the Black Plague.
/Do your thing, Darwin.
//Hope I am a survivor

spentmiles: I got the clap from farking an emu.



There. Now I gave you the clap.

Where's my instructables?

spentmiles: I got the clap from farking an emu.

It was an easy audience.

/badum tssshhhhh

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Some random internet guy posted nerve gas recipe online.

Now that is some scary shiat.

Bird Flu? So we can expect what, 5 or 10 deaths?

Baby can you dig your man..He's a righteous man...

Kinda puts a new spin on "hot chicks"...

EvilAvatar: This can be the best thing to happen to humanity since the Black Plague.
/Do your thing, Darwin.
//Hope I am a survivor

It's easy to be sanguine about herd dynamics when one is not part of the herd.

Do you know the healing power of Christ?

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

Don't believe the hype, get your Forsythia now, before it's too late!

Didn't bird flu kill like 7 people world wide? This sounds like weaponizing the sniffles.

OH NOES.

Bring on the CHICKEN SOUP

Gyrfalcon: kabar: Didn't bird flu kill like 7 people world wide? This sounds like weaponizing the sniffles.

OH NOES.

You laugh, but weaponized toddlers wiping their noses all over humanity would bring civilization to its knees.

Or start the Zombie plague. I believe they skip over that in most movies, so I just assume some toddler was the first to spread it.

It's okay. Our first line of defense against terrorism is the TSA. They will pat down the birds and confiscate their flu.