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What's truly scary about this is how deep you have to go to really uncover this conspiracy. I know many of you haven't spent the decades I have perfecting your understanding of the science of numerology, and might have only applied a very casual number-based study to this incident and the nefarious truths it exposes. But my research goes deeper.

We'll start basic, with the word "OCCUPY". Number equivalents: O=7, C=3 (X2), U=6, P=8, Y=1. Total=28.

A meaningless number in this context. BUT! But, always a but. Add 2 and 8, you get 10. And who was the 10th president of the United States?

That's right, John Tyler.

Before we get to John Tyler, though, remember this crucial fact--numerology is only ever as accurate as the language it is decoding. The name of the actual movement is not "Occupy," but rather, "Occupy Wall Street." This is one of the ways they've escaped detection as long as they have--by popularizing a shorthand version of their name. Let's add in WALL (6+1+3+3=13) and STREET (3+4+2+5+5+4=23) and bring the total weight of the term to 64.

You will note, of course, that 6+4=10. Which brings us right back, once again, to John Tyler.

Here's the equation for John Tyler's name: 4+1+3+5+2+1+7+5+5=33. And I know what you're doing now. You're looking at the first number, 64, and this number 33, and thinking: that's farking meaningless. Why the fark are you wasting my name, Pocket Ninja?

BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE CRUCIAL THING: John Tyler had no middle name.

I'm farking serious about this. Look it up. The man had no middle name. And here's another reason this connection has so long escaped us: many scientists attempting a numerological reading simply saw no middle initial and said, "what the heck, guess there's no number." But a "no alphabet" result in true numerology always get a weight of 9. That's right...the numerological significance of John Tyler's name is NOT 33, it's 42.

Now are you starting to see? Take 42 and subtract it from our original number, 64. See that 22? Now, divide it in half to reflect the two original sources.

11.

Now go here. And let the true horror commence.

Geotpf: Seriously, what the fark is the point of the Occupy protests? They seem to be protesting for the sake of protesting, intentionally avoiding any specific, tangible point or cause.

/If I can respond to a talking point with a comic strip, then that talking point has lost its edge.
//I'm not even a fan of OWS, I'm just against fascism and police statism.

Geotpf: SomethingWitty84: Because the bombers had an agenda, and Occupy doesn't, and that contradiction would make a new reporter's head explode.

I like this answer.

Seriously, what the fark is the point of the Occupy protests? They seem to be protesting for the sake of protesting, intentionally avoiding any specific, tangible point or cause.

You seem to have missed the part where they're protesting against the top-heavy wealth disparity in this country.

Or the part where there's only one job opening for every four unemployed people; and most of the time that job pays just barely enough for the employee to not die from starvation or exposure to the elements, but not enough for them to pay off their student loans -- which they got because they were told by their parents, teachers, government, colleges and job recruiters that they needed to get a college degree to get a good job and that they'd need to get a huge loan to get that college education.

Or the part where the cops are macing protesters who were petitioning the government for a redress of grievances, throwing hand grenades at injured people's faces, and arresting people for Contempt Of Cop.

But yeah, other than that, they have been protesting solely for the sake of protesting and have not at any point had anything even somewhat resembling a specific, tangible point or cause.
Pocket Ninja:

When is your book coming out so I can pre-order?
Because anarchists are crap at coordinated actions?
Because the bombers had an agenda, and Occupy doesn't, and that contradiction would make a new reporter's head explode.
Probably because the media completely ignores OWS.
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A lot of military contractors trying to discredit a movement that worries their corporate masters.
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skullkrusher: clambam: magusdevil: You're not espousing volence, you're just hoping for violence? Distinction without difference.

I am expecting violence, and I cannot help but feel that the wealthy victims of that violence will richly deserve it. Anyone who made a profit off of other people's economic misfortune deserves what's coming to him. This is "Stand Your Ground" for poor people.

Those doctors and engineers richly deserve what they have coming to them. You'll go give them the whatfor after Matlock is over.

Some of the most selfish jerks I know are doctors and engineers. Screw 'em.
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magusdevil: You're not espousing volence, you're just hoping for violence? Distinction without difference.

I am expecting violence, and I cannot help but feel that the wealthy victims of that violence will richly deserve it. Anyone who made a profit off of other people's economic misfortune deserves what's coming to him. This is "Stand Your Ground" for poor people.
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skullkrusher: clambam: skullkrusher: hehe, u troll good.

Nice knowing you.

hehe a devastating loss to my intellectual growth. Go smash some car windows, ya dried up old teenager ya. Perhaps for that brief moment while the brick flies through the windshield of the 5-class BMW, you'll forget what a failure you've been.

You are a repub, aren't you? I base that on your obvious need to feel superior to others. I have a responsible, well-paying job, I put my two girls through college, I have a mortgage and plenty of credit card debt. I'm just saying you should probably stay in your gated community because things are going to get seriously dangerous for the blatantly well-heeled. I am certainly not espousing violence, I'm saying it's coming and I suspect you're going to be among those who, unable to contain their holier-than-thou smugness when dealing with the poor and homeless, ends up with a knife in the eye.
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skullkrusher: clambam: skullkrusher: clambam: skullkrusher: and the award for the kid who's obviously too young to be posting on the internet without adult supervision goes to you!

I agree. You should have to be older than me--I'm 55--in order to be allowed to post on the Internet. But thanks! That was better for my ego than being carded in a liquor store.

I am sure you don't look young. You sound like you could be 14 though.

Wow, you sure showed me! I bow to your superior condescension skills--you must be a repub.

sorry, man. You showed yourself. Smashing the windows of "luxury cars"? Yeah, you sound like an adult.

Hey, better smashing the windows of luxury cars than pulling rich guys into dark alleys and beating the crap out of them. Don't think it will happen? Watch.

Keep in mind, I lived through the 60's and 70's. The situation now is worse by far than anything I've seen in my lifetime. But you just keep congratulating yourself on how much better and smarter you are than other people. I will cheerfully attend your funeral.
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skullkrusher: clambam: skullkrusher: and the award for the kid who's obviously too young to be posting on the internet without adult supervision goes to you!

I agree. You should have to be older than me--I'm 55--in order to be allowed to post on the Internet. But thanks! That was better for my ego than being carded in a liquor store.

I am sure you don't look young. You sound like you could be 14 though.

Wow, you sure showed me! I bow to your superior condescension skills--you must be a repub.
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nekom: Because it doesn't really matter?

Oh I'm SURE it wouldn't matter at all to MSNBC or Fark liberals if it had been Tea Party members who did it.

Aarontology: Because nobody cares what homeless people do.

See above.

sigdiamond2000: Why does the mainstream MSM media refuse to mention OWS sooner than the third paragraph even though right-wing bloggers want them to?

If Tea Party members had done this it would be THE STORY for the next month. Fark liberals would ceaselessly and endlessly scream about it. They were already calling the Tea Party 'terrorists' when all of their rallies were completely peaceful and largely without incident. In the meantime we've had to hear the lamenting about how "badly" the good peaceful OWS people are being treated for doing nothing wrong... Except rioting, vandalism, spreading disease, and a laundry list of other problems.

Now we have actual terrorists and they are owned completely and wholely by a left wing movement called OWS. I do hope you're so very proud of what your movement produced because if we're going to stretch reality and common sense to try and pin the Gabriel Giffords shooting on... Sarah Palin... Or 'right wing hate', or the Tea Party... Then it should be no problem at all to make the simple and direct link between OWS rhetoric and an attempt at actual domestic terrorism.

NO amount of 'only loosely associated with the Tea party' would be enough for Liberals, they would declare this as proof positive that the Tea Party inspires terrorism but because it was inspired by OWS, they're silent. Good job.
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skullkrusher: and the award for the kid who's obviously too young to be posting on the internet without adult supervision goes to you!

I agree. You should have to be older than me--I'm 55--in order to be allowed to post on the Internet. But thanks! That was better for my ego than being carded in a liquor store.
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moops: The "Black Bloc" shows up at Occupy Portland and Seattle events, destroying shiat, smashing glass windows/doors, starting fires, attacking police, and disrupting traffic. Occupy claims they are not affiliated with the Occupy Movement, but they've been showing up at most Occupy events since October.

That's why I'm done with this movement, and want to see them go away. If you can't demonstrate good behavior among their own, you let the lowest denominator define your entire movement.

Occupy gives progressives and liberals a bad name. Go away.

On the contrary, we need more of this. When OWS first appeared the banksters and the plutocrats were shiatting their pants in terror at the thought of a genuine popular uprising. When the Occupiers meekly allowed themselves to be expelled from their various sites the one percenters gave a huge sigh of relief--their opponents were just a bunch of pussies after all. The expulsions should have been met with riots, both active and passive resistance. The occasional moltov cocktail wouldn't have hurt either. In order to win, the Occupiers need to show a willingness to die for their cause--or to kill for it, just like in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. Otherwise they are just a bunch of dirty hippies.

I hope this turn out to be the summer of widespread civil disobedience, of bricks through BoA windows and smashed windshields on luxury cars. Ultimately, the wealthy need to afraid to show their faces in public. And the poor need to be unafraid of going to jail or getting beaten by the cops. That's how you wage a successful revolution, not wiggling your fingers and recycling peanut butter jars.
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It might have something to do with the press finally catching onto the fact that almost every "terror" plot stopped by the FBI has been a screwjob involving a plant. Oh, I'm sorry, the term is "undercover agent."

/Maybe using the term "Federal Bureau of Instigation" is going too far, but fark it, I'll go too far
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The "Black Bloc" shows up at Occupy Portland and Seattle events, destroying shiat, smashing glass windows/doors, starting fires, attacking police, and disrupting traffic. Occupy claims they are not affiliated with the Occupy Movement, but they've been showing up at most Occupy events since October.

That's why I'm done with this movement, and want to see them go away. If you can't demonstrate good behavior among their own, you let the lowest denominator define your entire movement.

Occupy gives progressives and liberals a bad name. Go away.
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Pocket Ninja: Oh were you using that mind, sorry IT'S BLOWN NOW

Woah.

Can we ignore the NewsBusters story, which is not really that funny or interesting, and spend the rest of the thread talking about how Link/ObaMath.htm is a real site that actually exists?
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Pocket Ninja: [snip]

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Pocket Ninja: my research goes deeper.

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I farking love you dude
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Maybe because -- unlike meth-heads -- most OWS people have enough of a sense of the history of COINTELPRO to not accept bombs from the FBI.
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Maybe because the FBI in this case was acting as an agent provocateur. The original plan called for smoke bombs to be set off as a diversionary act in order to deface banks. Then once the FBI got involved, there was talk of explosives on federal land..... Yeah.... I smell entrapment.
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Pocket Ninja: What's truly scary about this is how deep you have to go to really uncover this conspiracy. I know many of you haven't spent the decades I have perfecting your understanding of the science of numerology, and might have only applied a very casual number-based study to this incident and the nefarious truths it exposes. ....

Not having a middle name is unnatural, and you have to be a natural born citizen to be president so Tyler must have been a secret muslin terrorist black man, out to destroy Mareka.
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Because the Cleveland bombers were more like meth-head losers than dirty hippies?
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Because nobody cares what homeless people do.
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Fox News IS the mainstream media.
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by "mainstream media," i assume you mean fox news, the most popular - by far - news channel in america for ten years running, right?

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