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(ABC)   Michele Bachmann set to formally endorse Romney, which would probably carry more weight if she hadn't already told a reporter, on videotape, "He can't beat Obama.., it's not going to happen"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 58
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2012-05-03 10:02:35 AM  
She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.
 
2012-05-03 10:04:29 AM  

NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.


Nice website design. Is it 1997 already?
 
2012-05-03 10:12:59 AM  

NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.


You really should warn people before sending them to Free Republic. I forgot to hover, and now I feel like I need a shower.
 
2012-05-03 10:40:29 AM  
Reading Free Republic is always a disturbing experience, those farkers are C R A Z Y .
 
2012-05-03 10:57:56 AM  
Sounds like someone needs her campaign debt retired!
 
2012-05-03 10:59:10 AM  

Mugato: NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

Nice website design. Is it 1997 already?


No shiat. That site is so stone age it's difficult to read
 
2012-05-03 11:02:12 AM  
She was a stalking horse. How about "Sarah is my friend" but allows Ed Rollins to attack her and then only after many days say that Ed was wrong. Plus she hardly hit Mitt except for a few times in the debates when he was clearly the Establishment frontrunner as the non-Romneys rise and fell


5 posted on Wed May 02 2012 17:31:01 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Bigtigermike


Cripes. You can't say one even innocuously negative thing about Palin without causing them apoplexy. And in this, they go beyond it. Bachmann didn't defend her strenuously enough. What surreal little creatures.

"Mrs. Palin, your running shoe is untied."

"HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE SARAH!!! GIT EM, BAGGERS!"
 
2012-05-03 11:17:51 AM  

Diogenes: She was a stalking horse. How about "Sarah is my friend" but allows Ed Rollins to attack her and then only after many days say that Ed was wrong. Plus she hardly hit Mitt except for a few times in the debates when he was clearly the Establishment frontrunner as the non-Romneys rise and fell


5 posted on Wed May 02 2012 17:31:01 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Bigtigermike

Cripes. You can't say one even innocuously negative thing about Palin without causing them apoplexy. And in this, they go beyond it. Bachmann didn't defend her strenuously enough. What surreal little creatures.

"Mrs. Palin, your running shoe is untied."

"HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE SARAH!!! GIT EM, BAGGERS!"


That's Sarah Palin (Peace Be Upon Her) libtard
 
2012-05-03 12:34:13 PM  
Cognitive dissonance is how Mitt rolls.
 
2012-05-03 12:34:28 PM  

Diogenes: Sounds like someone needs her campaign debt retired!


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-03 12:35:00 PM  
I don't know why we even bother to try and explain the hypocrisy of people like Michelle Bachmann. B*tch is crazy.
 
2012-05-03 12:36:01 PM  

Diogenes: Sounds like someone needs her campaign debt retired!


DING! DING! DING! DING!
 
2012-05-03 12:36:11 PM  
It would probably be more politically prudent *not* to endorse Romney. That guy's going to be radioactive after the elections.
 
2012-05-03 12:37:35 PM  
Spoiler: Every Republican will eventually endorse Romney.
 
2012-05-03 12:37:35 PM  
Conservative Right in January: "True Christians can't support a Mormon. Jesus wouldn't like it. My Faith wouldn't let me vote for a Mormon."

Conservative Right now: "OMG!! Obama Bad! Vote Romney!"

As TDS said last night, the only thing Christians seem to love more than Jesus, is hating Obama. And I think that's what Jesus would want.
 
2012-05-03 12:38:12 PM  
More interviewers really need to use the question, "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?"
 
2012-05-03 12:38:50 PM  
The really suprising thing is this is probably the only true statement Palin ever made....:

"No, he cannot beat Obama because his policy is the basis for Obamacare," Bachmann said. "The signature issue of Obama is Obamacare. You can't have a candidate who has given the blueprint for Obamacare. It's too identical. It's not going to happen......"
 
2012-05-03 12:40:16 PM  

NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

To: Bigtigermike
Has she been promised a position? Like "Foster Kid" Czar or something?


6 posted on Wed May 02 2012 16:32:22 GMT-0500 (CDT) by humblegunner
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That is actually kind of funny.
 
2012-05-03 12:44:34 PM  
That is perhaps the sanest thing she's ever been observed saying.
 
2012-05-03 12:44:50 PM  
FALL IN
 
2012-05-03 12:46:07 PM  
Let's not forget she brings Marcus with her. He might stiffen Romney's support in the gay community
 
2012-05-03 12:46:31 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

/sleep tight!
 
2012-05-03 12:47:23 PM  

mcwehrle: The really suprising thing is this is probably the only true statement Palin ever made....:

"No, he cannot beat Obama because his policy is the basis for Obamacare," Bachmann said. "The signature issue of Obama is Obamacare. You can't have a candidate who has given the blueprint for Obamacare. It's too identical. It's not going to happen......"


*um* Bachmann......


sorry


tough day at work....


/I have no other excuse....
//hides
 
2012-05-03 12:47:27 PM  
It surprises me that someone that would appoint herself leader of the tea party before she knew what it was, would change allegiances so quickly.
 
2012-05-03 12:48:27 PM  
Who?
 
2012-05-03 12:49:07 PM  

MisterLoki: NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

To: Bigtigermike
Has she been promised a position? Like "Foster Kid" Czar or something?


6 posted on Wed May 02 2012 16:32:22 GMT-0500 (CDT) by humblegunner
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That is actually kind of funny.



This was my favorite part:

301 posted on Thu May 3 10:44:49 2012 by HalfFull (Just get drunk and vote for Mittens.)

There's a ringing endorsement if I've ever heard one.
 
2012-05-03 12:50:51 PM  

Diogenes: She was a stalking horse. How about "Sarah is my friend" but allows Ed Rollins to attack her and then only after many days say that Ed was wrong. Plus she hardly hit Mitt except for a few times in the debates when he was clearly the Establishment frontrunner as the non-Romneys rise and fell


5 posted on Wed May 02 2012 17:31:01 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Bigtigermike

Cripes. You can't say one even innocuously negative thing about Palin without causing them apoplexy. And in this, they go beyond it. Bachmann didn't defend her strenuously enough. What surreal little creatures.

"Mrs. Palin, your running shoe is untied."

"HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE SARAH!!! GIT EM, BAGGERS!"


Shoes are supposed to be untied as a symbol of freedom from the tight rope of socialism. Until Obama is out office, we will keep our shoes untied. Check wikipedia if you don't believe me.
 
2012-05-03 12:54:20 PM  
Ah nice, an excuse to post this picture, I love this picture.

i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-03 12:55:21 PM  

mcwehrle: mcwehrle: The really suprising thing is this is probably the only true statement Palin ever made....:

"No, he cannot beat Obama because his policy is the basis for Obamacare," Bachmann said. "The signature issue of Obama is Obamacare. You can't have a candidate who has given the blueprint for Obamacare. It's too identical. It's not going to happen......"

*um* Bachmann......


sorry


tough day at work....


/I have no other excuse....
//hides


Palin...... Bachmann......

i78.photobucket.com

"What's the difference?"
 
2012-05-03 12:57:25 PM  

NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.


Ohhh. No they aren't.

On a semi-related note: what's GOPe? It seems to be a moniker as cutting as being called a RINO.
 
2012-05-03 12:59:47 PM  
What's videotape?
 
2012-05-03 01:01:29 PM  
I can't wait until the anti-Romney montage commercial runs where it is nothing but horrible damaging things about Romney spoken from the mouths of other Rupublicans.

Also, Michelle Bachman is full of more derp than most of you outside of Minnesota are aware of. She's trying so hard to be Palin, she even got elected to office and failed to perform ANY of her duties because she was too busy stroking her ego and her bible.
 
2012-05-03 01:03:37 PM  
Color me shocked. Hillary Clinton said the same thing about Obama before eventually endorsing him too.
 
2012-05-03 01:06:49 PM  
Folks, I want you to do a Google search for "crazy shiat Michele Bachmann says" and then kindly remember that she is currently a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee.

Weep for our Nation.
 
2012-05-03 01:06:58 PM  

Muta: NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

Ohhh. No they aren't.

On a semi-related note: what's GOPe? It seems to be a moniker as cutting as being called a RINO.


GOP-Establishment.
 
2012-05-03 01:09:20 PM  

Muta: On a semi-related note: what's GOPe? It seems to be a moniker as cutting as being called a RINO.


I done googled it:

It's the "Republican Establishment (and/or) Elite" depending on the poster, you know, the folks who ordained that it would be Romney this time.

Real Americans know that the GOPe are not Real Republicans.
 
2012-05-03 01:09:49 PM  

Mantour: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 500x668]

/sleep tight!


That's disturbingly enlightening.
 
2012-05-03 01:10:12 PM  

Citrate1007: I can't wait until the anti-Romney montage commercial runs where it is nothing but horrible damaging things about Romney spoken from the mouths of other Rupublicans.



Link
 
2012-05-03 01:10:47 PM  

Muta: NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

Ohhh. No they aren't.

On a semi-related note: what's GOPe? It seems to be a moniker as cutting as being called a RINO.


GOP - Establishment.

There is the baggers then there are the RINOs like Rove et al.

/Vote Republican
 
2012-05-03 01:18:10 PM  
it carries no weight. the only time a politician's endorsement means anything is if it's while they are dropping out of a race. at that point it might actually redirect some voters.

at this point, it's republican endorses the person who already won the nomination. no one should care, and not very many people will even hear about it.
 
2012-05-03 01:21:22 PM  
the republican personality cult demands subservience to the leadership and the candidate. She has no choice but to about face and love big brother, i mean, Romney, in order to maintain the cult.

Mark my words, by the time November rolls around, the GOP will be singing Mitt's praises like hes the son of god himself.
 
2012-05-03 01:22:58 PM  
She just wants a cabinet position, and when I say 'position' I mean judging by her batshiatcrazy eyes she knows a lot of positions.
 
2012-05-03 01:31:14 PM  

Antimatter: the republican personality cult demands subservience to the leadership and the candidate. She has no choice but to about face and love big brother, i mean, Romney, in order to maintain the cult.

Mark my words, by the time November rolls around, the GOP will be singing Mitt's praises like hes the son of god himself.


Brigham Young?
 
2012-05-03 01:31:54 PM  

Antimatter: the republican personality cult demands subservience to the leadership and the candidate. She has no choice but to about face and love big brother, i mean, Romney, in order to maintain the cult.

Mark my words, by the time November rolls around, the GOP will be singing Mitt's praises like hes the son of god himself.


Joseph Smith?
 
2012-05-03 01:37:46 PM  

Antimatter: the republican personality cult demands subservience to the leadership and the candidate. She has no choice but to about face and love big brother, i mean, Romney, in order to maintain the cult.

Mark my words, by the time November rolls around, the GOP will be singing Mitt's praises like hes the son of god himself.


Some sort of flying ravioli dish?
 
2012-05-03 01:46:49 PM  

Vodka Zombie: NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

You really should warn people before sending them to Free Republic. I forgot to hover, and now I feel like I need a shower.


Maybe something like (Not Safe For Wits) should be added. . .
 
2012-05-03 01:47:08 PM  

Deucednuisance: Muta: On a semi-related note: what's GOPe? It seems to be a moniker as cutting as being called a RINO.

I done googled it:

It's the "Republican Establishment (and/or) Elite" depending on the poster, you know, the folks who ordained that it would be Romney this time.

Real Americans know that the GOPe are not Real Republicans.


Jiminy Christmas--so now EVERYONE is against them? Other primary voters, the GOPe, the ever-present libtards--every single group is opposed to them and their viewpoints?

/Well, I guess that puts you in the minority, asshats.
 
2012-05-03 02:40:15 PM  

Muta: NateGrey: She betrayed the Tea Party, they are not happy.

Ohhh. No they aren't.

On a semi-related note: what's GOPe? It seems to be a moniker as cutting as being called a RINO.


In Freeper Speak that the GOP Establishment, you know them RINO elists who are trying to steal the party away from them Real 'muricans. Or in English, their way of rationalizing the fact that even thought the believe the GOp to be athe bastion of all that is good right, and ture, it never seems to publicaly take the positions they think it should. See it's because it's being corrupted from within by a small cadre of evil doers (see also the "Knife in the back" theory advanced by a certain right wing German poltical party of the 1930's to explain why the country lost WWI)
 
2012-05-03 04:19:22 PM  

Zerochance: Folks, I want you to do a Google search for "crazy shiat Michele Bachmann says" and then kindly remember that she is currently a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee.

Weep for our Nation.


THIS. It seems like we put the lid on her history of saying crazy sh*t while she was in the primaries. But this is the same chick that suggested that members of congress be investigated for having un-American values, and also implied that if Obama was elected he would create re-education camps. And then there's her long history of religious fanaticism and over-the-top anti-gay rhetoric.

She is seriously, brain-damagedly crazy.
 
2012-05-03 04:22:45 PM  
Yeah, yeah. Bachmann is an idiot. But, regardless, is anyone going to show more excitement for Mitt than they do a bowl of tepid tapioca?
 
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