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(The Reaganite Republican)		Barack Obama's Accomplishments: The RNC needs to grow a pair and send this out as a mailing to all 300 million Americans (reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com)		261
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sweetmelissa31		2012-05-03 10:01:31 AM

Jackson Herring: Submitter, in an alternate world your blog would be AMAZING.

[i.imgur.com image 450x368]

The one on the bottom right would be well aware that the blog sucked.

sigdiamond2000		2012-05-03 10:01:50 AM

Fark is greenlighting birther blogs now?

It's about damn time.

MadMonk		2012-05-03 10:01:54 AM

Jake Havechek: Why are teabaggers so damn stupid?

They are simply a by-product of Fox News who mistakenly believe what they see and hear is true and feel encouraged to flood the country with their own stupidity knowing that Fox News is on their side.

madgonad		2012-05-03 10:01:55 AM

qorkfiend: RexTalionis: First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

I don't even know what this is referring to.

Probably BP.

I don't think Ken Feinberg is an Obama political appointee - outside of being appointed by Obama who is a politician. He was selected because he was both independent and had experience with this kind of thing after managing the 9/11 Fund. Republicans are stupid and that blog sux.

Jake Havechek		2012-05-03 10:01:57 AM

Have you accepted Ronald Reagan as your Lord and Savior?

Hetfield		2012-05-03 10:02:20 AM

He referred to Obama as "President" instead of "Kenyan usurper"? BURN IN HELL RINO

karnal		2012-05-03 10:02:33 AM

WTFDYW
Your blog sucks!

That made my eyes bleed. Bet my sister emails that slop to me by the end of the week.

Hold on a sec and let me ask her.
Yep....she is......and boy how!

RexTalionis		2012-05-03 10:02:40 AM

qorkfiend: RexTalionis: First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

I don't even know what this is referring to.

Probably BP.

dinch: RexTalionis: First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

I don't even know what this is referring to.

The BP oil spill. I still don't know how anybody could object to it.

They can object to it if they don't mention that it's BP. That way, it just sounds like Obama is being random dictator man.

delathi		2012-05-03 10:03:13 AM

As for subby's headline, I'm pretty sure that the RNC won't have to. I fully expect to receive this as a fw:fw:fw:fw: from my dad and any number of uncles over the next few months.

Booking this thread for the handy debunkings that I won't have to research now.

bdub77		2012-05-03 10:05:13 AM

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Bhasayate		2012-05-03 10:05:24 AM

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize while
doing NOTHING to earn it.

thepeoplescube.com

NateGrey		2012-05-03 10:05:34 AM

karnal: Hold on a sec and let me ask her.
Yep....she is......and boy how!

Republican humor!

Awesome!

/Vote Republican

Jackson Herring		2012-05-03 10:06:11 AM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Submitter, in an alternate world your blog would be AMAZING.

[i.imgur.com image 450x368]

The one on the bottom right would be well aware that the blog sucked.

She would be too busy having sex with the blog to notice anything about whether it sucked or not

NateGrey		2012-05-03 10:06:29 AM

Bhasayate: First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize while
doing NOTHING to earn it.

[thepeoplescube.com image 577x309]

Why dont Republitards make up their own Prize, the War Prize?

That way you guys wouldnt be so upset everytime it is awarded.

karnal		2012-05-03 10:06:54 AM

What is interesting is not a single Dim has come out in this thread to denied or discredited any of them.

I figured at least a couple "But Bush..." and at least one "Retards".

/Disappointed in the Dims
//But who isn't?

NeverDrunk23		2012-05-03 10:08:01 AM

Jackson Herring: JusticeandIndependence: Wow, somebody is cranky this morning. What's with all the crabby greenlights?

It's actually been going on all week.

Which means for freeper friday they are just going to green submissions like 'Hunt a liberal' or 'All liberals should be attacked?'

Bhasayate		2012-05-03 10:08:24 AM

NateGrey: Bhasayate: First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize while
doing NOTHING to earn it.

[thepeoplescube.com image 577x309]

Why dont Republitards make up their own Prize, the War Prize?

That way you guys wouldnt be so upset everytime it is awarded.

I just think it's funny that he got a Peace Prize. That's all. It's just totally whack. I think they did good when they gave it to a few other folks:

I'm just saying:

www.motifake.com

Spaz-master		2012-05-03 10:09:14 AM

Muta		2012-05-03 10:09:20 AM

Vodka Zombie: I still don't get why the hell these gomers all seem to love Reagan so much. He was a horrible human being. He was a horrible governor. And, he was a horrible, bungling, half-witted puppet of a president.

If they didn't have Reagan, who would be the republican archetype?

G. W. Bush? Lost two wars and started TARP
G. H. W. Bush? Raised taxes
Ford? Only one person voted for him
Nixon? Please... started the EPA
Eisenhower? Said mean stuff about the military industrial complex
Hoover? Too associated with the depression
Coolidge, Harding, Taft? No one knows what these guys did
Teddy Roosevelt? They love Roosevelt's independence but fail to mention the trust buster stuff.

So the Republican's talk about Reagan and Roosevelt because that is all they have.

NateGrey		2012-05-03 10:09:32 AM

karnal: What is interesting is not a single Dim has come out in this thread to denied or discredited any of them.

I figured at least a couple "But Bush..." and at least one "Retards".

/Disappointed in the Dims
//But who isn't?

HAHA Suck it Republicans.

sweetmelissa31		2012-05-03 10:09:38 AM

Jackson Herring: She would be too busy having sex with the blog to notice anything about whether it sucked or not

Excuse me the guy in the Harry Potter glasses is the man whore who wants to sleep with every girl on the show, including his BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND. He is so charming that Rosanne could not resist him and now she is pregnant with a baby that might not be retarded.

Rann Xerox		2012-05-03 10:10:39 AM

I'm surprised the douchebag didn't have "First black president" on his list.

Bhasayate		2012-05-03 10:10:49 AM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: She would be too busy having sex with the blog to notice anything about whether it sucked or not

Excuse me the guy in the Harry Potter glasses is the man whore who wants to sleep with every girl on the show, including his BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND. He is so charming that Rosanne could not resist him and now she is pregnant with a baby that might not be retarded.

No, such a baby is going to be retarded for sure.

Cletus C.		2012-05-03 10:10:49 AM

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000/year at taxpayer expense

The White House chef has always come with the job.

CPennypacker		2012-05-03 10:11:35 AM

Bhasayate		2012-05-03 10:11:41 AM

Rann Xerox: I'm surprised the douchebag didn't have "First black president" on his list.

Or "black" like a White Hispanic, or something.

Hetfield		2012-05-03 10:12:01 AM

Cletus C.: First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000/year at taxpayer expense

The White House chef has always come with the job.

Hehe, nice.

Jackson Herring		2012-05-03 10:12:34 AM

sweetmelissa31: now she is pregnant with a baby that might not be retarded.

Remember when I cried when this was revealed by the retarded OB/GYN? That was a tender moment

Kome		2012-05-03 10:13:03 AM

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office... now 90 to date and still counting.

I don't really get this one. This is one of those "Life is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short" type things, isn't it? The whole list is a bunch of things he did (or rather, that you think he did... he didn't do half of them, to be fair but reality doesn't seem to bias your prejudices too much so let's just go with it for now) that you disagree with. This one is not something he did, it's something that took him away from doing things you don't like. So you're complaining, essentially, that he does so many bad things including keeping him distracted from doing more bad things.

Make up you're f*cking mind. Either he's an evil genius or he's a lazy slob. He can't be both at the same time.

dinch		2012-05-03 10:13:19 AM

bdub77		2012-05-03 10:13:41 AM

karnal: What is interesting is not a single Dim has come out in this thread to denied or discredited any of them.

Didn't the guy 20 posts above you basically deny or discredit a good portion of them? So you can't read and are categorically retarded. Also I don't think the fact that Obama mispronounced navy corpsman is going to sway me in the general election.

bigbadideasinaction		2012-05-03 10:13:48 AM

Lord_Baull: Not gonna click the link, any summaries for this lazy american?

First President who's black and therefore scares/angers me.

loser0		2012-05-03 10:14:03 AM

Rann Xerox: I'm surprised the douchebag didn't have "First black president" on his list.

Just because, in his world, that was Clinton.

MadMonk		2012-05-03 10:14:09 AM

I love the submitted headline, if the RNC did in fact mail that to all "300 million Americans" that would probably be the largest mistake they ever made. There would be elementary school children on national t.v. refuting some of these points. Mentally handicapped people would be on late night talk shows calling this list retarded. The GOP would then have to find out who was responsible for this whole mess and publicly flog him/her for the mass mailing and then burn the author at the stake for bringing about their near total collapse.

I hope they do mail it out, that would make for some real fun.

Lost Thought 00		2012-05-03 10:14:19 AM

NeverDrunk23: Jackson Herring: JusticeandIndependence: Wow, somebody is cranky this morning. What's with all the crabby greenlights?

It's actually been going on all week.

Which means for freeper friday they are just going to green submissions like 'Hunt a liberal' or 'All liberals should be attacked?'

Politics greenlights are generated using a simple AI script. The more clicks and comments an article gets, the higher probability that "similar" articles will be greelit. The goal is to maximize outrage without driving away viewership. And so far it's working like a charm.

sweetmelissa31		2012-05-03 10:14:24 AM

Bhasayate: No, such a baby is going to be retarded for sure.

You need to watch Downistie more often. You, JH, and I can get together to watch it and have a good cry.

Wendy's Chili		2012-05-03 10:15:01 AM

RexTalionis: First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

We get it... he's black.

T-Servo		2012-05-03 10:15:41 AM

I got as far as War Powers Act... and since there is no such thing (it's called the War Powers Resolution), I find it difficult to be outraged.

Seriously, though- endless, $1 trillion war in Iraq is ok, but quick, no casualty, European-led and successful action in Libya is a crime?

Masso		2012-05-03 10:16:31 AM

First thing on that shiatty list

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student...
then deny he was a foreigner.

Link
/facepalm.

AntiNerd		2012-05-03 10:16:39 AM

These guys are noisy but they aren't as numerous as it would seem.

Exhibit:

(click to vote in new window)

JusticeandIndependence		2012-05-03 10:16:59 AM

KWess		2012-05-03 10:17:20 AM

I always liked how they used to say that 'President Bush has spent more on stem-cell research than any other President.'

That's truly great, cause people don't realize that Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln spent ZERO dollars combined on stem-cell research, and they're on Mt. Rushmore!

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-05-03 10:17:24 AM

Mod's blog?

cuz there's no other excuse.

dinch		2012-05-03 10:17:50 AM

T-Servo: I got as far as War Powers Act... and since there is no such thing (it's called the War Powers Resolution), I find it difficult to be outraged.

Seriously, though- endless, $1 trillion war in Iraq is ok, but quick, no casualty, European-led and successful action in Libya is a crime?

What's really funny is that folks like McCain are now bashing him for not doing anything in Syria.

Jackson Herring		2012-05-03 10:18:03 AM

Two Dims walked into a bar
The third one ducked

BlackCat23		2012-05-03 10:18:25 AM

Didn't we agree back in '08 that this blog was bad, and the author should feel bad, and that we'd have nothing more to do with it?

Coulda sworn we got together on this one.

But I haven't totalfarked in awhile, so maybe you guys had another meeting without me...

heavymetal		2012-05-03 10:18:37 AM

Is that a parody site like the Onion?

whatsupchuck		2012-05-03 10:18:44 AM

Sadly, this seems to be fairly representative of the RW mindset. A laundry list of half-truths and total fabrications in place of any rational analysis. Same concept is applied in reverse when propping up the leadership failures within their own party (see Bush, George W.).