So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

BillCo: So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

You mean Politico/Drudge's spin on this, since Obama said he was using composite characters in the beginning of his first edition of his book, and somehow the retarded fact-checkers missed or overlooked that, leaving people of similar intelligence such as yourself to eat up their crap, right?

Hey, people lie...

I think I am more outraged by Ann's $900 bird shirt than Obama's composite white girlfriend.

So long as conservatives don't have to read a book themselves. God only knows how the the brain cells that survived years of methamphetamine abuse would fare against a book that didn't have a coloring section.

Muta: I think I am more outraged by Ann's $900 bird shirt than Obama's composite white girlfriend.

Her shirt is a bird. Your argument is invalid.

What's the big deal? I had several "composite" girlfriends back in college...all from Canada.

Muta: I think I am more outraged by Ann's $900 bird shirt than Obama's composite white girlfriend.

That shirt saw more work than Mrs. Dressage Horse ever did.

BillCo: So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

Give this one a pass. I say this to you as a friend. You have better things to do with your morning than making shiat angels for our amusement.

BillCo: So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

Having "spin" implies that something actually took place, other than the mere fact that Dylan Byers filed a story based on a wild-ass assumption and the right wing trolls immediately ran with it without bothering to fact check it.

Why do people care about his girlfriends in college?

karnal: What's the big deal? I had several "composite" girlfriends back in college...all from Canada.

I've been to Canada - you you suppose I know any of them? :D

jso2897

BillCo: So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

Give this one a pass. I say this to you as a friend. You have better things to do with your morning than making shiat angels for our amusement.


You're amused by shiat angels?

USCLaw2010: Why do people care about his girlfriends in college?

Because the dog thing didn't stick?

USCLaw2010: Why do people care about his girlfriends in college?



Some of them were white.

Wanna bet this story shows up on Fox and Friends next week? Oooops, we didn't see the correction.

USCLaw2010: Why do people care about his girlfriends in college?

Because one of them could have been Bill Ayers in drag?

jso2897: Give this one a pass. I say this to you as a friend. You have better things to do with your morning than making shiat angels for our amusement.

I don't think he does.

USCLaw2010: Why do people care about his girlfriends in college?

Because they were.... white.

Yes. Republicans really are that pathetic.

The article is the most popular one on their site as of writing; it's been shared nearly 2,000 times on Facebook and tweeted more than 600 times.

Goodness, it has truly ignited the twitfacenet.

Most of the people being critical of the book's facts, in the media and citizens, have never read the book. Sun-Tzu failure for not even bothering to try to know your enemy. Maybe Obama will release a coloring book that they may actually pick up and be able to get through. Until they get to know Obama and why his appeal is what it is, they'll continue to seem the polar opposite and continue to fail at dislodging him.

"This laxity and haste makes Politico look like a partisan operation like the Daily Caller -- which it's not (ironically, Byers proudly noted just this week how centrist Politico's audience is.)."

It's not?

karnal: jso2897

BillCo: So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

Give this one a pass. I say this to you as a friend. You have better things to do with your morning than making shiat angels for our amusement.


You're amused by shiat angels?

I would think that the fact that I hang around Fark.com would make the answer to that question self evident.

Who would have thought that the GOP would be grasping at straws THIS early in the campaign? The fact that eating dog, being "too cool", and this non-story have gotten so much play really gives you a feel for how uncertain they are going into November.

It's like they're just randomly flinging shiat everywhere and hoping SOMETHING will stick.

jso2897

karnal: What's the big deal? I had several "composite" girlfriends back in college...all from Canada.

I've been to Canada - you you suppose I know any of them? :D

Maybe - they were all super hot and and each one a sex addict.

/sound familiar?

ignorance is as good as knowledge

karnal: jso2897

karnal: What's the big deal? I had several "composite" girlfriends back in college...all from Canada.

I've been to Canada - you you suppose I know any of them? :D

Maybe - they were all super hot and and each one a sex addict.

/sound familiar?

Oh, yeah, I remember them. of course, I was a younger man then, and still had all my toes and fingers.

tforbes


ignorance is as good as knowledge


Ignorance on fire is better than knowledge on ice.

karnal: Ignorance on fire is better than knowledge on ice.

Well that makes less sense than usual.

tforbes: ignorance is as good as knowledge

Nope, it's even better. For knowledge, you acutally have to do something. Ignorance lets you sit on your ass and let whatever diarrhea comes out of your mouth/keyboard spew out and be considered the other side of the argument as if it were just as valid as an informed opinion.

jso2897

karnal: jso2897

karnal: What's the big deal? I had several "composite" girlfriends back in college...all from Canada.

I've been to Canada - you you suppose I know any of them? :D

Maybe - they were all super hot and and each one a sex addict.

/sound familiar?

Oh, yeah, I remember them. of course, I was a younger man then, and still had all my toes and fingers.


So how do you count your blessings now?

Welcome to election year mudslinging stupidity, where everyone grasps for anything they can to discredit someone else. What a stupid attack.

About as stupid as criticizing what people wear.

karnal: tforbes


ignorance is as good as knowledge


Ignorance on fire is better than knowledge on ice.

Do you actually think that sounds deep or profound or anything other than pants-shiatting dick in the toaster retarded?

Jackson Herring: Holy cow you guys, did you know that Obama wrote TWO books? Someone should read them and like look for incriminating stories from his youth. Maybe he even did drugs who knows!

Did these books just come out today? How did I not know this? I need to read my uncles FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: emails a little more closely.

cameroncrazy1984


karnal: Ignorance on fire is better than knowledge on ice.

Well that makes less sense than usual.


Thank you - I am shooting for an all time low.

Iceberg659: Who would have thought that the GOP would be grasping at straws THIS early in the campaign? The fact that eating dog, being "too cool", and this non-story have gotten so much play really gives you a feel for how uncertain they are going into November.

It's like they're just randomly flinging shiat everywhere and hoping SOMETHING will stick.

* Eating dog
* Being too cool
* Composite girlfriend
* Wanting all Americans to go to college
* Eating pork chops
* Eating fancy mozzarella (and no peas)
* Chewing gum
* Eating chicken prepared by someone else
* Having hair that appears to look different in differing lighting conditions
* Wearing flip-flops in Hawaii
* Michelle wanting healthier school lunches
* Imaginary $200 million/day India trip
* Thanking the Native Americans on Thanksgiving
* Endowed with certain unalienable rights
* Eating lobster
* Snookigate
* Ditching the press corps
* Corpsemen
* Using an F-15 backdrop when discussing the F-22
* Hoping KSM is found guilty
* Not updating his own Twitter account
* Bowing to the Japanese Emperor
* Winning the Nobel Peace Prize
* Giving lab coats to doctors for a photo op
* Arguing for the Olympics to be held in Chicago
* Following the traditional chain of command
* Some random teacher leading kids in a weird Obama song
* Following the unanimous advice of the Secretary of Defense and Joint Chiefs of Staff
* Michelle giving a speech at a farmer's market
* Following the long tradition of appointing czars
* Suggestion-collecting website
* Giving motivational speeches to schoolchildren
* Continuing the very long tradition of appointing donors as Ambassadors to Embassies that don't matter
* Fact-checking website
* David Axelrod collecting money from a company he sold
* Watching Apollo missions and pretending to wave to the astronauts
* Imaginary million-dollar ham
* Imaginary assgazing
* Abiding to the Iraqi security pact
* T-Shirtgate
* HR 2454, Section 788
* Working with Russia
* ACORN
* Michelle's garden
* "Shocked and Outraged" vs. "Saddened"
* 57 states
* One of the largest Muslim nations
* Date night
* The non-shelter dog
* Watching Star Trek in the White House
* Air Force One photo op
* Dijon mustard
* Michelle's shoes
* The pizza delivery (TF only)
* Possibly bowing to the Saudi King
* The iPod
* Michelle touching the queen
* The DVDs
* Cocktail parties
* Drinking a beer at a basketball game
* Imaginary White House dress code
* Arugula
* The teleprompter
* The birth certificate
* "Only" a concentration camp
* Drinking orange juice

karnal: cameroncrazy1984


karnal: Ignorance on fire is better than knowledge on ice.

Well that makes less sense than usual.


Thank you - I am shooting for an all time low.

Aim lower

So it's an autobiographical novel not an autobiography. Ok. Who cares really?

I actually had a bit of an email exchange with Byers about this. I asked why this did noe merit a retraction rather than a correction. His contention was that "Genevive was his New York girlfriend" was not previously mentioned and therefore constituted a newsworthy addition to the public record. He was very quick to reply, although I too found the placement of the correction/update to be pretty weak, and the rationale certainly has an "after the fact" ring to it.

"not" instead of "noe"

rudemix: Until they get to know Obama and why his appeal is what it is, they'll continue to seem the polar opposite and continue to fail at dislodging him.

Obama does two things real well. The first is he plays rope-a-dope real well. He'll let the other guy get a jab or two in before he punches back. It works well when campaigning because his response is usually well targeted and potent. He also knows how to stay away from the silliness. While the Romney campaign is talking about a composite girlfriend, Obama is talking about student loans, killing bin Laden and improving economic growth.

Cut Drudge some slack. He's had a tough few weeks since Breitbart died.

It's not easy to find someone who will peg you while wearing 6-inch heels, a Reagan mask, a Flyers jersey, and a sombrero.

stoli n coke: Cut Drudge some slack. He's had a tough few weeks since Breitbart died.

It's not easy to find someone who will peg you while wearing 6-inch heels, a Reagan mask, a Flyers jersey, and a sombrero.

True, but it's got to be a lot easier finding coke in DC now that Breitbart isn't SamsClubbing it.

zenobia: Iceberg659: Who would have thought that the GOP would be grasping at straws THIS early in the campaign? The fact that eating dog, being "too cool", and this non-story have gotten so much play really gives you a feel for how uncertain they are going into November.

It's like they're just randomly flinging shiat everywhere and hoping SOMETHING will stick.


* Eating fancy mozzarella (and no peas)




APPROVES

Sock Ruh Tease: BillCo: So, the left spin on this is that Obama was writing a novel, not an auto-biography. Well, now it all makes sense, the Messiah would never lie.

You mean Politico/Drudge's spin on this, since Obama said he was using composite characters in the beginning of his first edition of his book, and somehow the retarded fact-checkers missed or overlooked that, leaving people of similar intelligence such as yourself to eat up their crap, right?

Hey, at least BillCo is admitting that Obama wrote it, rather than Ayers.

The book was published in 1995 and has sold over 4.5 million copies. Yet they just now got around to reading it. However, they neglected to read the foreword, and they just discovered the girlfriend, just like how they just recently noticed the bit about eating dog meat as a child.

Sorry, kids - that homework is 4 years late. You still get a 0.