"Damn you, Cheney, we had a deal"

If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

With three wives and eleven kids running around, he may have called Seal Team Six on himself.

Il Douchey: "Derp"

"and I would have gotten way with it to, if it wasn't for you meddling SEALs!"

SharkTrager: cameroncrazy1984: And President Obama himself has thanked the SEALs and the CIA for their work.

Several times.

And then politicized it to the extent current and former Seals want him to STFU.

BL: Wait! Don't you want to hear my last words?
SEAL: I just did. *Bam*

"tell....al Zawahiri......that sometimes when he was asleep.....I would put my dick near his mouth and take pictures....."

"hey boy, did you get my Cheez Wiz?"

"Jesus, doesn't anyone knock anymore? Do you live in a cave or something?"

Sock Ruh Tease: If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

Maybe he was just dictating it

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Otto: That's bullshiat. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

"Hey, is that the pizza? Took you guys long enough!"

"I am your singing telegram!"

"What are you waiting for? Do it! DO IT!"

"That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler!"

"I don't deserve this... to die like this... I was building a house..."

kronicfeld: I would like to have seen Montana...

I would have liked to have seen Hanna Montana...

"You know, I really do miss Bush."

Poor babies, did somebody kill your terrorist when the wrong President was in office?

LOL if you think Obama killed Bin Laden then you'll believe Reagan won the cold war

ScouserDuck: Keizer_Ghidorah:
He was the one who gave the go-ahead to do it, unlike Bush who stopped looking for Laden almost immediately and said he wasn't important anyway.

impaler: Why did we target Bin Laden again?

He didn't attack the US or anything.

Words....they have meanings.

Ordering the attack or being responsible for are not the same as actually killing somebody.

I responded to a person who said that it was a fact that Obama killed Bin Laden. That is not a fact. The unnamed solider(s) killed Bin Laden. You could say that the President ordered the attack or you can say he's responsible for the killing/elimination of Bin Laden. That's all well and good. But President Obama did NOT kill Bin Laden.

Obama is as responsible for killing Osama as Osama was for killing Americans on 9/11. Now watch those right wing heads explode.

"AAAAAUauuuggh...." *thud"

Was Lucy pulling the football away again Subby?

"This injustice shall never be forgotten by my supporters. They will remember this day with great and righteous ire, and they shall vote straight-ticket GOP again next year, insh'allah..."

"You may strike me down now, but the Republican butthurt will be more powerful than you could ever ima-" *BLAM*

That was a pretty good trick too, no?

Il Douchey: "Oh no! Barry, it's you! You have single handedly tracked me down and now you alone are going to pop a capp in my soory muzz ass! You are indeed the great military genius and a brilliant economist to boot -Forward!"

/As reported by Jay Carney

Nice one! More like this though:

Khaaaaaaaaan!

Stubble update: beyond ruggedly manly and into full on billygoat territory.

Still not king.

/obscure?

"Wow, you managed to catch up to and kill a sick old man after a little over a decade, and all it cost you was trillions of dollars, thousands of dead soldiers, a few meaningless civil rights that you weren't really using anyways, and a political environment that has become more divisive, toxic, non-productive and dysfunctional since the civil war. I'm seriously impressed! You sure showed me, I totally lost this one! USA! USA!"

Bravest. President. Ever.

For his next feat of high-stakes decision-making, he's going to propose some legislation to increase the government's control over the economy, along with higher taxes.

And after that, he's going to ask donors for money.

Then play some more golf.

Is there nothing he cannot do?

Osama: What time is it?
SEAL: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.
Osama: Be ready in a minute.
SEAL: Yeah, you were always farkin' late, you were late for your own farkin' funeral.

"Who isss itttt?"

"You cannot win America. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

"But...I'm a farking demon!"

cameroncrazy1984: And President Obama himself has thanked the SEALs and the CIA for their work.

Several times.

And then politicized it to the extent current and former Seals want him to STFU.

It's been so humble of our glorious leader to refuse to take any credit for this act of selfish courage on his part.

White House counterterrorism chief John Brennan said in a speech this week that the documents show how bin Laden felt depressed as al-Qaida suffered "disaster after disaster," and even thought about changing the name of the terrorist network.

I think they should have changed their name to Xfinity

I think this is hilarious, since the right wingers are in shock /shock!/ that the president would politicize this. Had this been GW, he would have had a national holiday declared by now, and would have played "SEAL dress-up" in front of a huge banner.

HotWingConspiracy: "Damn you, Cheney, we had a deal"

THIS

Rosebud.

"Gee, if that's gonna be your attitude, then forget it."

The most surprising entry: "Man, those Pakistanis are a surly bunch."

"Oh Jesus Christ, I've been up and down four times already and now The Mentalist is on -- can't you get the door?"

Sock Ruh Tease: If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

Nope, it's written right there.

Rosebud?

More like, "you must let me hide behind you my 15th wife, and shield me from the infidel's unholy ammo!! Use your young nubile body to absorb the rounds for ALLAH. They wont shoot you anyway,...BANG...THUD...."Ah fark" BANG BANG ...THUD..BANG.

/PWNT.