"Eh...what country do you think this is?"

But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

Well, at least he didn't do it with a nice car.

Im_Gumby: But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

Thread over

Look on the bright side: Now the car's owner can finally muster the courage to confront his father.

The only thing missing from the article is the car owner's reaction. Personally, I wouldn't care if the guy used the car while I was away on a cruise. It doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Hell, he can come sleep on my couch for all I care. You know what buddy, I'm not coming back, so please assume my life and start hammer farking my wife too. I'll meet a nice guy in Aruba and he can take me on late night walks along the beach. And if all goes well, they'll never find my body so you can then get plastic surgery to look more like me. This is really working out well.

Lsherm: When confronted by investigators, he flatly denied that he was joyriding a customer's car, telling ABC: 'We're not driving anybody's car.'
Even when shown the video of himself behind the wheel, he continued to refute the claims.


At least he's not stupid. Maybe he can blame it on an evil twin.

This story probably also just killed his entire business, as it should.

It did (two followup articles) Link and Link

The guy closed the business down, owes wages to his employees, left the keys to the cars still in the lot right on the doors.

FTA:After they took a cab to the lot, they found their cars with keys in the doors and no employees in sight.

I had a roommate once who was a valet at a hotel in DC. He would come home in a different car every day...and he didn't own a car.

I left my car with a long term valet service when I went on vacation to South Sudan. When I got back, my car had semen in it. And I'm not talking a little stain on the seat, it was literally filled with semen. I opened the door and it all came pouring out. It was the middle of summer, about 105 degrees in Dallas, so the smell was overwhelming. The guy at the lot tried to tell me that it was like that when I dropped it off. I started arguing with him, but then I remembered that he was right.

What a professional might look like.


/Professional hotlinker

The first manual trans I ever drove was as a valet parker. The captain knew I never drove one but told me to take the car anyway. I understood how it worked and pulled it off. Fortunately, this car had a sweet shifter, others were beasts.

spentmiles: I left my car with a long term valet service when I went on vacation to South Sudan. When I got back, my car had semen in it. And I'm not talking a little stain on the seat, it was literally filled with semen. I opened the door and it all came pouring out. It was the middle of summer, about 105 degrees in Dallas, so the smell was overwhelming. The guy at the lot tried to tell me that it was like that when I dropped it off. I started arguing with him, but then I remembered that he was right.

That's the most beutiful thing I have read since Fix Old No New.

First thing I thought of:



What do you think the dry-cleaner's is your own personal closet!

Lsherm: When confronted by investigators, he flatly denied that he was joyriding a customer's car, telling ABC: 'We're not driving anybody's car.'
Even when shown the video of himself behind the wheel, he continued to refute the claims.


At least he's not stupid. Maybe he can blame it on an evil twin.

This story probably also just killed his entire business, as it should.

I saw this on the teevee last night. He was also seen stopping at an Applebee's. Nothing more needs to be said considering his taste in food.

Surprise! He closed down.

A message board details how the folks found their cars when they returned. What an asshole.

Link

They should have mentioned that blockbuster hit, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" in the article someplace....

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

How does that deal with Ferris Bueller? I thought it was more "Sledge Hammer"

interluder: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Or you can just blame it on the rival school's football team and we can watch Forrest Whittaker beat the ever-loving crap out of them at the home-coming game.

spentmiles: I left my car with a long term valet service when I went on vacation to South Sudan. When I got back, my car had semen in it. And I'm not talking a little stain on the seat, it was literally filled with semen. I opened the door and it all came pouring out. It was the middle of summer, about 105 degrees in Dallas, so the smell was overwhelming. The guy at the lot tried to tell me that it was like that when I dropped it off. I started arguing with him, but then I remembered that he was right.

I bet you never had to Armorall the seats for a few years. On second thought, after it dried out a little, the seats probably looked like day-old Krispe Kremes.

When confronted by investigators, he flatly denied that he was joyriding a customer's car, telling ABC: 'We're not driving anybody's car.'

Even when shown the video of himself behind the wheel, he continued to refute the claims.



"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

Yeah, we'll run it backwards and take the miles off the odometer!