She has to be furious. Her species has been staging the invasion force on the dark side for 14 cycles now.

this just in, newt's 3rd wife is filing for divorce

It might not have been your most clever moment, Newt, but it wasn't the straw that broke the camel's back on this campaign.

I believe your audacity to campaign for president was what sank your campaign.

Philip Francis Queeg: She is so getting dumped.

Nah, she'll hire this guy for some pointers and get right back into her service-oriented job.

I think this is just as relevant today as it was literally yesterday (repost). Newt, here is how we really feel about you:

coeyagi: I am going to take the infamous Kos post approach:

These motherfarking, dickeating, maggot-slurping tax-evading queer fearing mooslim-hating poor bashing regulation-hating environment loathing Bible thumping piles of rancid shiat need to man up to the bigoted rhetoric they keep raking up and apologize for the craptastic displays of ignorance that is inherent in their hypocritical gerrymandering assholish devilishly evil characters.

(musical interlude - Rage Against the Machine)

If they could get that fat f*ck Jerry Falwell out of their puckered asses for more than the 2 seconds they use to fact-check their statements (Jon Kyl - eat my taint, you twunt), I think you'd find, perhaps, that they aren't the abhorrent gun-toting redneck bigots that you and I think they are but in fact soulless burlap bags of carbon and shiat that will do anything to hold onto the mighty dollar while simultaneously balloonknot-f*cking anyone and everyone who dares to call them out for their shenanigans.

Alphax: Don't sell yourself short, Newt. You didn't have clever comments to begin with.

God, that whole speech was just a bucket of verbal diarrhea. He talks like the smartest fourteen year old in a terribly average debate class.

Jake Havechek: kind of funny seeing how NASA was seen as a waste of money by most conservatives.

He never said he was going to use NASA. I believe he was going to use the Jetline United States Undertaking to the Stars (J.E.S.U.S) conglomerate of businesses to make this happen.

coeyagi: Jake Havechek: kind of funny seeing how NASA was seen as a waste of money by most conservatives.

He never said he was going to use NASA. I believe he was going to use the Jetline United States Undertaking to the Stars (J.E.S.U.S) conglomerate of businesses to make this happen.

Kill me, I can't spell today. JUSUS!

EVERYONE! Stop saying that the moon base was a good idea to bring humanity together (even though it was). You and I weren't voting for him in the primaries! He needed to basically say Obama was a ni*bong and he didn't, he needed to say that he was going to name the Holy Spirit as the Secretary of State and he didn't, but most importantly he needed to say that the military needed to INVADE the moon and he didn't.

Jake Havechek: Old enough to know better: Actually the moon base is about the only thing I agree with him on.

/Sad that space travel has become a joke.

It's too damned expensive.

Oh Yeah?

Did Benjamin Franklin give up because it was 'too expensive' when he invented the light bulb?
Did Christopher Columbus give up when he was told it was 'too expensive' to sail around the world?
Did the Romans give up on the great pyramids because it was 'too expensive'?

GoodyearPimp: This is a choice between Mitt Romney and the most radical leftist president in American history.



Just curious -- what flavor do you suppose that glass of kool-aid was?

stoli n coke: bdub77: Jake Havechek: Old enough to know better: Actually the moon base is about the only thing I agree with him on.

/Sad that space travel has become a joke.

It's too damned expensive.

Oh Yeah?

Did Benjamin Franklin give up because it was 'too expensive' when he invented the light bulb?
Did Christopher Columbus give up when he was told it was 'too expensive' to sail around the world?
Did the Romans give up on the great pyramids because it was 'too expensive'?

Did Mark Twain give up on inventing the cotton gin because it was too expensive?

Did Robert E. Lee give up on scultping David because it was too expensive?

urbangirl: Did Robert E. Lee give up on scultping David because it was too expensive?

Did George Lucas give up on making Star Trek because it was too expensive?

urbangirl: stoli n coke: bdub77: Jake Havechek: Old enough to know better: Actually the moon base is about the only thing I agree with him on.

/Sad that space travel has become a joke.

It's too damned expensive.

Oh Yeah?

Did Benjamin Franklin give up because it was 'too expensive' when he invented the light bulb?
Did Christopher Columbus give up when he was told it was 'too expensive' to sail around the world?
Did the Romans give up on the great pyramids because it was 'too expensive'?

Did Mark Twain give up on inventing the cotton gin because it was too expensive?

Did Robert E. Lee give up on scultping David because it was too expensive?

Did Rosa Parks give up on building the trancontinental railroad because it was too expensive?

Jake Havechek: Obama gets made fun about rainbows and unicorns and you're all jerking off with glee over a moon base?

You have any idea how hard that will be? How long it will take? How much it will cost? If we started right now, this very moment, we might have something workable in 30 years or so.

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