coeyagi: wrenchboy: Sounds to me like Levi is trying to knock Cletus Federline off his title of national sperm donor.

Would like a word.

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I just had to LOL!! I totally forgot about that guy! But the difference is That guy (Dugger) has a job and can pay for all his crotch fruit. But still....

Epicedion: Magnanimous_J: Dimensio: Adolf Oliver Nipples: dittybopper: Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

Monsoon Mauser

Bob Johnson

/wait

Haboob Bushmaster

Noreaster Springfield Armory

Brown bess

Thunderhead Daisycutter

pedobearapproved: At least it's not Roll Fizzlebeef

Jeez, Thank you! I was trying to find this...

groppet: Epicedion: Magnanimous_J: Dimensio: Adolf Oliver Nipples: dittybopper: Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

Monsoon Mauser

Bob Johnson

/wait

Haboob Bushmaster

Noreaster Springfield Armory

Brown bess

Hopefully I wont have kids.
Because if I do, their names are coming from that list.

/Feel sorry for "Slash wait" Jr.

coeyagi: swangoatman: and forgetting for a min that the bastard in the white house literally is a bastard and has a made up name that reflects his mud hut relatives that eat food cooked off cow dung---- whats your point?

Furthermore, Obama's parents were married when he's born, thus negating your bastard comment too. You truly are a worthless retard.

Furthermore, Obama's parents were married when he's born, thus negating your bastard comment too. You truly are a worthless retard.

In the predominately monogamous U.S., if your dad already has a wife, it doesn't count when he marries your mom. Just sayin'.
Furthermore, if you're affronted by the the negative stereotype applied to Obama's paternal relatives why aren't you outraged at the slur aimed at his mother's Scots-Irish kin, the "hillbillies"?

LibertyHiller: swangoatman: and forgetting for a min that the bastard in the white house literally is a bastard and has a made up name that reflects his mud hut relatives that eat food cooked off cow dung---- whats your point?

0/10

Fun fact: A lot of Real Americans had no choice but to cook their food over buffalo dung when they were settling Real America.

Yea. But that WAS over a hundred years ago. The dark folks were still chucking spears while whitey was building automobiles. And the half white in chiefs folks in kenya are still cooking on doo doo while half white in chief eats steak on a gas grill served on china.

swangoatman: LibertyHiller: swangoatman: and forgetting for a min that the bastard in the white house literally is a bastard and has a made up name that reflects his mud hut relatives that eat food cooked off cow dung---- whats your point?

0/10

Fun fact: A lot of Real Americans had no choice but to cook their food over buffalo dung when they were settling Real America.

Yea. But that WAS over a hundred years ago. The dark folks were still chucking spears while whitey was building automobiles. And the half white in chiefs folks in kenya are still cooking on doo doo while half white in chief eats steak on a gas grill served on china.

You're terrible at this, and you make the smug liberal dipshiats feel smugger about those of us who dislike Obama for sensible reasons.

blustery flintlock

Citrate1007: This made me think. It is odd that someone hasn't named a child Bible.

It would have to be a girl though, otherwise none of the "bible-thumping" jokes would come out right.

He and his new girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, are expecting after Sunny forgot to bring her birth control during a weekend escape to a hunting cabin.


Surrrrrre she did.

Drizzle Luger

Aims as easy as pointing your finger. (poppity)

YixilTesiphon: swangoatman: LibertyHiller: swangoatman: and forgetting for a min that the bastard in the white house literally is a bastard and has a made up name that reflects his mud hut relatives that eat food cooked off cow dung---- whats your point?

0/10

Fun fact: A lot of Real Americans had no choice but to cook their food over buffalo dung when they were settling Real America.

Yea. But that WAS over a hundred years ago. The dark folks were still chucking spears while whitey was building automobiles. And the half white in chiefs folks in kenya are still cooking on doo doo while half white in chief eats steak on a gas grill served on china.

You're terrible at this, and you make the smug liberal dipshiats feel smugger about those of us who dislike Obama for sensible reasons.

Just curious: What are your reasons? I only hear the hysterical ones anymore.

AcneVulgaris: YixilTesiphon: swangoatman: LibertyHiller: swangoatman: and forgetting for a min that the bastard in the white house literally is a bastard and has a made up name that reflects his mud hut relatives that eat food cooked off cow dung---- whats your point?

0/10

Fun fact: A lot of Real Americans had no choice but to cook their food over buffalo dung when they were settling Real America.

Yea. But that WAS over a hundred years ago. The dark folks were still chucking spears while whitey was building automobiles. And the half white in chiefs folks in kenya are still cooking on doo doo while half white in chief eats steak on a gas grill served on china.

You're terrible at this, and you make the smug liberal dipshiats feel smugger about those of us who dislike Obama for sensible reasons.

Just curious: What are your reasons? I only hear the hysterical ones anymore.

Dammit, I don't know whether to put swangoatman on Ignore or sponsor him for TF for the chaotic lulz?

Breeze Beretta is one of the stupidest farking names I've ever heard of. What kind of high-quality narcotics is this kid on? Christ, that kind of stupid needs to be sterilized for the good of the gene pool.

Diogenes: And oddly he still has more class than all the Palins put together.

stop dividing by zero.

Graupel Blunderbuss

And since that abstinence-only works so well, would someone please remind Fox News in 20 years to go back and total up all the taxpayer money spent on the Palin clan's progeny in those "evil" government programs to help children.

Dammit, now I gotta sell mine...

DrRatchet: [www.outofregs.com image 598x701]

What a Beretta might look like.

I'm having difficulty imagining a context that doesn't make that image at least a little disturbing.

wrenchboy: coeyagi: wrenchboy: Sounds to me like Levi is trying to knock Cletus Federline off his title of national sperm donor.

Would like a word.

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I just had to LOL!! I totally forgot about that guy! But the difference is That guy (Dugger) has a job and can pay for all his crotch fruit. But still....

Duggar lives largely on the dole, some public, lots of private.



I know the contention of the movie is supposed to be incorrect, but damned if it isn't compelling when the most reproductively successful men are these useless idiots.

Hey Farkettes, to indulge in sexism for a moment, do any of you have a theory for why so many women find dumbass-cock to be so irresistible? Is it as inexplicable as the hetero-male obsession with anal?

Fark It: Beretta is actually more known for their high-end shotguns than for their pistols, and they've been making guns for almost 500 years. The 92 is made in Maryland. So, yes, it's hillbilly, but it's kind of classy, and not as hillbilly as 'Breeze.'

Beretta is to shotguns as Porsche is to cars.

I don't consider Porsche to be a classy name for a daughter though.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Dammit, I don't know whether to put swangoatman on Ignore or sponsor him for TF for the chaotic lulz?

Lithium is a hell of a drug. When my bi-polar cycle is running on high not even the seroquel will make my thoughts s-l-o-w down and make sense.
SO I just go with the flow until the leveler (lithium,trileptal and ativan) take effect. Then I am only half ass crazy.Link jump to the 3 min part
Lots of luv to you and yours.
swan-go-at-man

Animatronik: Fark It: Beretta is actually more known for their high-end shotguns than for their pistols, and they've been making guns for almost 500 years. The 92 is made in Maryland. So, yes, it's hillbilly, but it's kind of classy, and not as hillbilly as 'Breeze.'

Beretta is to shotguns as Porsche is to cars.

I don't consider Porsche to be a classy name for a daughter though.

just spell it "Portia" and you're all clear.

A kid in high school I knew named his daughter "Aurora Blaze".

That's what happens when a video gamer and a pothead have a baby.

Seriously people, this is a baby not a pet. This baby will GROW UP and have to live with your half baked decisions.