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(ABC Local)   Exposing your genitals then stabbing and pistol whipping people is no way to spend a Wednesday night, Officer Dumas   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 69
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2012-05-02 08:16:47 PM
Uh oh, Officer Dumas and his accomplice, Mike Brady, are in a Bunch of trouble.
 
2012-05-02 09:48:24 PM
That officer's last name needs another 's'
 
2012-05-02 09:52:45 PM
How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?
 
2012-05-02 09:53:00 PM
assets.creativity-online.com

"What a dumbass."
 
2012-05-02 09:53:45 PM
Pretty thick-headed of the guy.

assets.creativity-online.com
 
2012-05-02 09:54:20 PM
Well then.
 
2012-05-02 09:54:43 PM
This guy should know how to pronounce it.

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2012-05-02 09:56:40 PM
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2012-05-02 09:56:57 PM
That does really sound more like a Friday.
 
2012-05-02 09:57:12 PM
Here's a story, a guy named Brady who was busy with two friends of his own,
They were three cocksuckers hanging out together, yet they felt all alone.
 
2012-05-02 09:59:01 PM
IlGreven, lerxst2112,
 
2012-05-02 09:59:10 PM

fusillade762: How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?


I'm not what you'd call a betting man, but if I were I'd wager he a paid 'suspension' for a few weeks and gets put through some sort of alcohol treatment program.

Which is a good option, don't get me wrong. I'm all for trying to help people with drug problems instead of just throwing them in jail, but any regular person does something like this and that's exactly where they're going.
 
2012-05-02 10:00:53 PM
He was clearly on a case, even I can see that.
 
2012-05-02 10:03:01 PM
More like Officer Dumbass! Am I right!?
 
2012-05-02 10:03:03 PM
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Well, he DID say 'shenanigans'...

/OW!!!
 
2012-05-02 10:05:24 PM
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2012-05-02 10:09:08 PM
Police say the disturbance escalated outside with Dumas reportedly stabbing one man. A friend of Dumas reportedly struck another man in the face with a pistol.

Odds the "friend" is also one of Houston's finest?
 
2012-05-02 10:11:58 PM
You people have no understanding of how hard this man's job is. Typical Fark cop hate. He was blowing off some steam in a bar and I imagine some typical pot smoking criminal criticized him and hos buddies for trying to have a good time. A man needs to stand up for himself, and he did so.
 
2012-05-02 10:13:20 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Police say the disturbance escalated outside with Dumas reportedly stabbing one man. A friend of Dumas reportedly struck another man in the face with a pistol.

Odds the "friend" is also one of Houston's finest?


Mr. Dumbass with a pistol whip in squad car. Case,... Closed?
 
2012-05-02 10:14:03 PM

fusillade762: How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?


Oh, you already know! Administrative leave with some counseling, six months on a desk job, then back on the streets enforcing laws! Nothing to see here, etc...
 
2012-05-02 10:15:20 PM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: You people have no understanding of how hard this man's job is. Typical Fark cop hate. He was blowing off some steam in a bar and I imagine some typical pot smoking criminal criticized him and hos buddies for trying to have a good time. A man needs to stand up for himself, and he did so.


Racist
 
2012-05-02 10:15:43 PM
Can I be first?

We don't have the entire story and I will withhold judgement until I have heard the full set of facts.

/Did I do that right?
 
2012-05-02 10:18:24 PM
I just want to say, that maybe you folks know different 24 year olds than I do, but even with regards to the ones who are ON the ball, the idea of them having the unlimited power of the state behind them terrifies me.

I'm pretty sure fark covered the shooting in the IHOP parking lot on 45 North in Houston not too long ago... the one where the 25 year old officer went out to the car to "get his cell phone", which is a translation for "get his gun and shoot somebody who talked some shiat at the latino club an hour before".

Houston: Don't Not Be White
 
2012-05-02 10:20:18 PM
Sheriff Dollard: [sitting in a bar, talking to himself] Men, acting like women. Men wanting to be with one another, men touching each other. Their stubbly chins rubbing up against one another. Touching each other. Manly hands touching swirls of of chest hair. An occasional wiff of a rugged aftershave. Their low, baritone voices sighing, grunting. They hold one another in manly, masculine arms. Hold one another. Tight.

/nothings obscure around these parts
 
2012-05-02 10:21:31 PM

ladyfortuna: IlGreven, lerxst2112,


Well then. Yay computer for deleting half my comment. I was thinking the same thing you guys were, anyway.
 
2012-05-02 10:21:39 PM

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: A man needs to stand up for himself, and he did so.


And the appropriate way to stand up for ones self is to flash your genitals at them, right?

/ yeah, I know that was either sarcasm or a troll
 
2012-05-02 10:21:43 PM
He just wanted to show his Musketeer.
 
2012-05-02 10:28:41 PM
Sorry, officer, with that puny weapon you'll only be shooting blanks....

/oy vey
 
2012-05-02 10:34:10 PM
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Pig penis.
 
2012-05-02 10:43:09 PM
Dude, what's funny is that you know this is TOTALLY how this went down. The guy was totally being "that guy" at the bar with the chest stuck out, going totally "look at me, I'm an alpha". Some chicks at the bar totally said that he had a small penis, and so he just needed to defend himself.

I live in Houston, I go to dives in Houston, and that is EXACTLY how this shiat went down.
 
2012-05-02 10:44:51 PM
Please please please let him have sex offender status.
 
2012-05-02 10:47:41 PM
It's pronounced Dumah.

/file this experience under educational
 
2012-05-02 10:53:21 PM
A Virginia Beach cop got all stabby back in March when he was out of town.

/cop-all-stabby trifecta now in play
 
2012-05-02 10:55:26 PM

Enemabag Jones: Can I be first?

We don't have the entire story and I will withhold judgement until I have heard the full set of facts.

/Did I do that right?


You do realize you posted that on FARK, right? WTF are you thinking?
 
2012-05-02 10:56:53 PM
wow he made it a whole 9 months on the police force.
 
2012-05-02 11:04:39 PM
wambu ,You do realize you posted that on FARK, right? WTF are you thinking?

Cruiser is not really active anymore, at least with that ID.
Brony won't defend this chucklehead.

Someone has to stand up for the good apples representing law and order the great US of A.
It will be me today.
Comeon, I am ready biatches.
 
2012-05-02 11:06:38 PM

LeroyBourne: He was clearly on a case, even I can see that.


Subtle, yet got an audible laugh out of me.

/I'll have to remember that one.
//+1.
 
2012-05-02 11:08:22 PM
 
2012-05-02 11:23:51 PM
Pere or Fils?
 
2012-05-02 11:26:54 PM
The "with pay" part confuses me.
 
2012-05-02 11:29:08 PM
Bet the bystander charged with "failure to report a felony" does years more time than the Officer does.
 
2012-05-02 11:54:59 PM
I thought it was going to be about Dumas, Texas. I was wrong. Now I feel like a dumbass
 
2012-05-03 12:12:28 AM

KOOLmike: fusillade762: How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?

Oh, you already know! Administrative leave with some counseling, six months on a desk job, then back on the streets enforcing laws! Nothing to see here, etc...


Probably. Hell, we have a cop here in Portland who shot and killed an unarmed man in the back while he was running away. The police chief (who is also the Mayor) fired him, but an arbitrator said they had to give him his job back (currently being fought in court). If the farking chief of police can't fire you then who can?
 
2012-05-03 12:13:55 AM
If exposing your genitals is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2012-05-03 12:15:03 AM

McManus_brothers: This guy should know how to pronounce it.


Came here for a Shawshank reference. Leaving happy. Thank you.
 
2012-05-03 12:56:59 AM

Neondistraction: fusillade762: How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?

I'm not what you'd call a betting man, but if I were I'd wager he a paid 'suspension' for a few weeks and gets put through some sort of alcohol treatment program.

Which is a good option, don't get me wrong. I'm all for trying to help people with drug problems instead of just throwing them in jail, but any regular person does something like this and that's exactly where they're going.


The real punishment is that until the day he retires or quits not a single cop is going to let him forget it.
"Hey remember that time you exposed yourself to everyone?"
 
2012-05-03 02:10:42 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7084199/76620343#c76620343" target="_blank">John Dewey</a>:</b> <i>It's pronounced Dumah.

/file this experience under educational</i>

no. pronounced dumbass.
 
2012-05-03 02:29:15 AM

fusillade762: KOOLmike: fusillade762: How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?

Oh, you already know! Administrative leave with some counseling, six months on a desk job, then back on the streets enforcing laws! Nothing to see here, etc...

Probably. Hell, we have a cop here in Portland who shot and killed an unarmed man in the back while he was running away. The police chief (who is also the Mayor) fired him, but an arbitrator said they had to give him his job back (currently being fought in court). If the farking chief of police can't fire you then who can?


That reminds me of that cop in Oakland that shot a guy in the back as he was on the ground being restrained. I seem to recall him actually being charged with a crime, although that was mainly because someone recorded the shooting on their phone. It's funny, it seems after that happened you started seeing a lot of stories about police confiscating cell phones/cameras of anyone taping them.
 
2012-05-03 02:32:43 AM

thatboyoverthere:

The real punishment is that until the day he retires or quits not a single cop is going to let him forget it.
"Hey remember that time you exposed yourself to everyone?"


The real travesty here is that the day he retires or gets fired won't be any time soon.
 
2012-05-03 02:43:33 AM

Neondistraction: fusillade762: KOOLmike: fusillade762: How much you want to bet he gets to keep his job?

Oh, you already know! Administrative leave with some counseling, six months on a desk job, then back on the streets enforcing laws! Nothing to see here, etc...

Probably. Hell, we have a cop here in Portland who shot and killed an unarmed man in the back while he was running away. The police chief (who is also the Mayor) fired him, but an arbitrator said they had to give him his job back (currently being fought in court). If the farking chief of police can't fire you then who can?

That reminds me of that cop in Oakland that shot a guy in the back as he was on the ground being restrained. I seem to recall him actually being charged with a crime, although that was mainly because someone recorded the shooting on their phone. It's funny, it seems after that happened you started seeing a lot of stories about police confiscating cell phones/cameras of anyone taping them.


Yeah, that one was pretty bad. And if it's the one I recall it wasn't even a real cop. Dude was a transit cop. The "I thought it was my taser" defense got him off with just 2 years in jail.
 
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