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(E! Online)   Teen Mom star spends her "hard earned" MTV money on her new twins - unfortunately it wasn't spent on her kids   (eonline.com) divider line 48
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2012-05-02 09:45:44 PM  
Well, it's not like it came out of her kids college fund. Is there a special savings account for future bail money instead?
 
2012-05-02 11:05:59 PM  
She's just investing in her money-makers.
 
2012-05-02 11:39:28 PM  
How else was she gonna feed them?
 
2012-05-02 11:41:10 PM  
Don't know why anyone's surprised - you, and anyone else who paid attention to this kind of "celebrity", just bought her a new rack.
 
2012-05-02 11:41:27 PM  
She made the right choice.
 
2012-05-02 11:42:52 PM  
When she starts doing gonzo style porn, she can use the cost of surgery as a tax deduction.
 
2012-05-02 11:47:31 PM  
Where are the other half of her eyebrows, and why does she have 5 o'clock shadow?
 
2012-05-02 11:59:51 PM  
It shouldn't be, but it is a brilliant investment in her media success.Despite what our recently civilized brains would like to think..
 
2012-05-03 12:02:37 AM  

Somaticasual: It shouldn't be, but it is a brilliant investment in her media success.Despite what our recently civilized brains would like to think..


Well yeah....it'll look good when she has to apply for the strip joint. Those will move her from serving drinks to front stage on Tuesday afternoon.
 
2012-05-03 12:02:38 AM  
if she breast-fed her kids, she wouldn't need bolt-ons.
 
2012-05-03 12:11:52 AM  
Subby you should have stopped at twins and it would have been a much better headline.
 
2012-05-03 12:11:55 AM  
The only way I would watch a show that featured her, or the rest of the teen whores, was if she was being brutally murdered on it.
 
2012-05-03 12:38:17 AM  
cdn.stripersonline.com
Sweater Puppies.

www.wildwesthardware.com
knockers

p2.la-img.com
jugs


img.thesun.co.uk
Bam! Euphemism!
 
2012-05-03 12:43:06 AM  

Dahnkster: Bam! Euphemism!


I'd like to study that Euphemism
 
2012-05-03 12:50:56 AM  
Can I bring my phone into the surgery?
 
2012-05-03 12:56:39 AM  
At least she finally got a job.
 
2012-05-03 01:02:53 AM  
The Vanessa Williams story in the side bar is better
 
2012-05-03 01:18:00 AM  

FormlessOne: Don't know why anyone's surprised - you, and anyone else who paid attention to this kind of "celebrity", just bought her a new rack.


You're right. I just clicked that link so I helped buy them. I think that means I'm entitled to see them right?
 
2012-05-03 01:25:57 AM  
I thought I heard this before.
www.goodplasticsurgery.com
Same shiat different day.

and while I GIS'd that I found this teen mom winner...
cdn2.mamapop.com
Now that's a wonderful likeness.
 
2012-05-03 01:48:13 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Now that's a wonderful likeness.


cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-05-03 01:56:08 AM  
DAMN, that's a rough "20."
 
2012-05-03 02:09:15 AM  

95BV5: DAMN, that's a rough "20."


When from anæsthesia you come out, look as good you will not.
 
2012-05-03 02:23:12 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: 95BV5: DAMN, that's a rough "20."

When from anæsthesia you come out, look as good you will not.


Unfortunately I have to out myself as having watched this show, but that's pretty much just what she looks like normally.
 
2012-05-03 02:32:52 AM  
i239.photobucket.com

/Fast approaching...
 
2012-05-03 02:35:05 AM  
She should have opted for a lobotomy...
 
2012-05-03 03:55:23 AM  
MTV has crashed so hard trying to reach the least common denominator that they brought back Beavis and Butthead, and they ended up being the smartest people on MTV.
 
2012-05-03 06:24:02 AM  
This is just another reason why I absolutely loathe TV and those who get sucked into it.

Only in America are people sought out and rewarded for being absolutely and truly awful, awful people.

Who am I kidding - I bet it's actually a global trend
 
2012-05-03 07:24:07 AM  

Dahnkster: [cdn.stripersonline.com image 600x378]
Sweater Puppies.

[www.wildwesthardware.com image 640x539]
knockers

[p2.la-img.com image 504x421]
jugs


[img.thesun.co.uk image 280x390]
Bam! Euphemism!


static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-05-03 07:37:01 AM  
I'll admit, I've watched the show. With very few exceptions, these kids are total wrecks. It's awesome.

Jenelle is probably THE biggest screw up. Mega biatchy, totally self centered, druggie... everything she touches turns to shiat. Quite frankly, she's not attractive enough to even warrant the boob job. It's like the proverbial lipstick on a pig.
 
2012-05-03 07:44:13 AM  
Congrats you're just like every white single mom in California. The black ones spend it on cadillacs with rims.
 
2012-05-03 08:13:17 AM  

four95: Dahnkster: [cdn.stripersonline.com image 600x378]
Sweater Puppies.

[www.wildwesthardware.com image 640x539]
knockers

[p2.la-img.com image 504x421]
jugs


[img.thesun.co.uk image 280x390]
Bam! Euphemism!

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Nice tits. hahahaha
 
2012-05-03 08:15:03 AM  

TomD9938: farkingismybusiness: Now that's a wonderful likeness.


Dammit, you made me spill my morning tranya all over my keyboard.

Also, why couldn't she be sterilized while she was under?
 
2012-05-03 09:07:56 AM  
well, they won't depreciate as much as a new car would.
 
2012-05-03 09:08:05 AM  

Brawndo: TomD9938: farkingismybusiness: Now that's a wonderful likeness.

Dammit, you made me spill my morning tranya all over my keyboard.

Also, why couldn't she be sterilized while she was under?


I read that as morning tranny. I'm not very happy with the resulting mental image.
 
2012-05-03 09:32:24 AM  

italie: Where are the other half of her eyebrows, and why does she have 5 o'clock shadow?


That's a rough-looking 20 right there.
 
2012-05-03 09:49:54 AM  

italie: Where are the other half of her eyebrows, and why does she have 5 o'clock shadow?


I really don't like how far this plucking has gone.

Is that a "get off my lawn" statement or an "I don't like trash" statement.
 
2012-05-03 09:53:51 AM  
I can see why the very pretty one, Farrah, enhanced her booby size. She was very flat chested, and she went for a size that fits her frame. Surprisingly, she didn't go for the porn-character flotation devices.
 
2012-05-03 10:09:21 AM  

Ashtrey: FormlessOne: Don't know why anyone's surprised - you, and anyone else who paid attention to this kind of "celebrity", just bought her a new rack.

You're right. I just clicked that link so I helped buy them. I think that means I'm entitled to see them right?


Don't worry, you will. I'm betting on a professionaly "leaked" sex tape, although perhaps an "Octomom"-esque photo shoot will probably pay her bills for the next couple of months, too.
 
2012-05-03 10:20:15 AM  
I thought this was going to be about the horse faced one, but it's about the carazy drug head one. Huh.
 
2012-05-03 11:04:41 AM  
What does a whore do on her day off?
She spends her farkin money.
 
2012-05-03 11:11:35 AM  
Teenager who makes poor life decisions gets a bunch of money and makes MORE bad life decisions?

*imshocked* pic
 
2012-05-03 11:16:41 AM  

madcan34: Only in America are people sought out and rewarded for being absolutely and truly awful, awful people.
Who am I kidding - I bet it's actually a global trend


You know damn little about TV outside of the US. Britain has those shows about Gypsies and Pikeys that make the American teen mother shows and the Kardashians look like models of intelligent upstanding citizens.
 
2012-05-03 11:21:53 AM  
Next stop...
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-03 12:00:44 PM  
I haven't seen a single episode of this show but thinking about it makes me feel like I want to punch someone in the face and go all stabby
 
2012-05-03 12:40:04 PM  
Too bad she will not be able to sell them after her 15 minutes are up and she is as broke as Octomom.
 
2012-05-03 01:23:04 PM  

monoski: Too bad she will not be able to sell them after her 15 minutes are up and she is as broke as Octomom.


Well, she'll be able to rent them. Either by the song or by the hour at that seedy motel on the edge of town, depending on just how long it takes.
 
2012-05-03 03:25:39 PM  

Apos: She should have opted for a lobotomy...


It would add 200 points to her SAT
 
2012-05-03 05:46:48 PM  

FormlessOne: Don't know why anyone's surprised - you, and anyone else who paid attention to this kind of "celebrity", just bought her a new rack.


Considering you posted in this thread, are you amongst them?
 
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