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2012-05-02 08:33:44 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

She dont need to be smart to suck dick.

And, from the videos I have seen, she does that quite rather well
 
2012-05-02 08:53:15 PM  
Fiddy's tweet complaining about having to take out the garbage has been around for close to two years. That makes me wonder how recent some of the other tweets are.
 
2012-05-02 09:25:09 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I think we all owe thanks to this time traveling hacker from the future.
 
2012-05-02 09:28:25 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Is he trying to steal Johnny Depp's identity?
 
2012-05-02 09:28:38 PM  
Wouldn't it be easier just to say all of them?
 
2012-05-02 09:29:57 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Is he trying to steal Johnny Depp's identity?


If the guy's name wasn't below the tweet I would have thought that was Johnny Depp too.
 
2012-05-02 09:32:47 PM  
Fiddy's and Lauren Conrad's tweets aren't dumb, just self involved, and Miley Cyrus's is just gross and wierd. Hilton's and Kardashians were definitely dumb.

trutv is too stupid to even understand stupid things. Nice job.
 
2012-05-02 09:41:43 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Is he trying to steal Johnny Depp's identity?


I wish I had the problem of finding my current self too attractive, and proactively making myself uglier. I also wish I had the problem of doinking all of the gals he has.
 
2012-05-02 09:43:20 PM  
Wow. I think 50 cent is now officially the only celebrity that's both a douche in front of and behind the scenes. No one is too old to take the garbage out for their grandmother, and biatching about it on twitter is just pathetic.
 
2012-05-02 09:43:42 PM  
Dumber than celebrity tweets...? Linking to them. FARK fail.
 
2012-05-02 09:46:45 PM  
As much as I hate 50 Cent and his career of fake beefs and attention whoring, I must admit he is a pretty funny dude. I also thought John Mayer's tweet was pretty funny as well, and Mayer is a top level douche bag.
 
2012-05-02 09:46:54 PM  
#okpoopiscomingout

Amidoinitrite?
 
2012-05-02 09:47:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Happens to me all the time.

What?
 
2012-05-02 09:51:48 PM  

Atomic Spunk:
Is he trying to steal Johnny Depp's identity?


I'm getting more of a Cody Matherson vibe off of him.
 
2012-05-02 10:02:37 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Fiddy's tweet complaining about having to take out the garbage has been around for close to two years. That makes me wonder how recent some of the other tweets are.



They're not fine wine. It's not like they can get less stupid if you leave the tweet in a cool cellar for a few years or something.
 
2012-05-02 10:07:47 PM  
It's good to see that 50cent mentally never grew out of childhood.
 
2012-05-02 10:12:05 PM  

LeroyBourne: It's good to see that 50cent mentally never grew out of childhood.


His popularity is due largely to that being common.
 
2012-05-02 10:12:16 PM  
I'm pretty sure there have been much dumber celebrity tweets posted in various articles. Although the Paris one is pretty good.
 
2012-05-02 10:15:03 PM  
Jose Canseco may have topped it tonight.

He's trying to start a write in campaign for himself for the all star game.
 
2012-05-02 10:25:44 PM  
To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep. Its sort of a... weird... feeling.
 
2012-05-02 10:28:54 PM  

RoxtarRyan: To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep. Its sort of a... weird... feeling.


I would never admit if such a thing happened to me, but I can... err, imagine that it would feel funny when if I did that.
 
2012-05-02 10:30:17 PM  
Why don't you just lay the thing out over the top of your ankles onto the carpet, like I do?

It don't fall asleep that way!
 
2012-05-02 10:34:14 PM  

fisker: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Happens to me all the time.

What?


TM farking I. Can't unknow.
 
2012-05-02 10:46:02 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Atomic Spunk: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Is he trying to steal Johnny Depp's identity?

If the guy's name wasn't below the tweet I would have thought that was Johnny Depp too.


Thirded...I thought it was an old photo of him completely schnockered.
 
2012-05-02 10:47:46 PM  
List is fail w/o KK biatching about Casey Anthony's blood sucking attorney getting her acquitted.

/KK's dad got OJ acquitted
 
2012-05-02 11:00:28 PM  

cman: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

She dont need to be smart to suck dick.

And, from the videos I have seen, she does that quite rather well


We must not have seen the same video
 
2012-05-02 11:03:29 PM  
Ahh...The ones emphasize the Twit in Twitter.
 
2012-05-02 11:04:05 PM  

Apos: Ahh...The ones who emphasize the Twit in Twitter.


Better.
 
2012-05-02 11:06:35 PM  

RoxtarRyan: To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep.


Hate when that happens, then it's up all night.
 
2012-05-02 11:27:49 PM  
In other news 80% of dumb tweets are written by women.

/oh wait that's not news in the slightest
 
2012-05-02 11:34:52 PM  
although i wouldn't give sherri shepard much credit (as far as i know, she is the one that wasn't sure if the earth was round or not (google it)) but in this case i think it was a simple typo and she meant "ear"

/i now really want to play strip/drinking game jeopardy with kim kardashian if she can barely handle the questions on cash cab
 
2012-05-02 11:36:13 PM  
How do you pick just 10 from all the retards in Hollywood?
 
2012-05-02 11:36:44 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Johnny Depp


Wait... that wasn't Johnny Depp?! Huh. I could totally see him saying that...
 
2012-05-02 11:37:46 PM  

fisker: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Happens to me all the time.

What?


Something tells me you don't want to be behind Sherry when she finally breaks free.
 
2012-05-02 11:39:54 PM  
also, i noticed the johnny depp/john mayer thing, but does anybody else think that miley cyrus looks a lot like flo?
 
2012-05-02 11:48:37 PM  
Twitter proves that celebrities are no more interesting than Joe Average.
 
2012-05-02 11:53:39 PM  

RoxtarRyan: To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep. Its sort of a... weird... feeling.


i would uncross my legs long before my penis fell asleep. how do you not notice that your penis is being squeezed?
 
2012-05-02 11:54:51 PM  
Twitter.
Lets people who have nothing to say keep on saying it.
 
2012-05-03 12:22:30 AM  

Gilligann: cman: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

She dont need to be smart to suck dick.

And, from the videos I have seen, she does that quite rather well

We must not have seen the same video


Agreed. It's not often I'll complain about how bad a blowjob is but... good lord
 
2012-05-03 12:33:20 AM  

nburghmatt: RoxtarRyan: To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep. Its sort of a... weird... feeling.

i would uncross my legs long before my penis fell asleep. how do you not notice that your penis is being squeezed?


It's not the squeezing of it that is the problem. It is like pinching a nerve or something that causes it to fall asleep. You've never had one of your feet fall asleep before?
 
2012-05-03 01:01:48 AM  

RoxtarRyan: nburghmatt: RoxtarRyan: To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep. Its sort of a... weird... feeling.

i would uncross my legs long before my penis fell asleep. how do you not notice that your penis is being squeezed?

It's not the squeezing of it that is the problem. It is like pinching a nerve or something that causes it to fall asleep. You've never had one of your feet fall asleep before?


yeah, if i was sleeping weird and slowing the blood in my leg. never happened to the penis though.
 
2012-05-03 01:11:07 AM  
That's just creepy. Miley Cyrus scratching her mom's bug bites? And then talking about it on twitter??
 
2012-05-03 01:13:39 AM  

rickycal78: Wouldn't it be easier just to say all of them?


Exactly, its why twitter sucks.
 
2012-05-03 01:20:31 AM  

Honest Bender: Bathia_Mapes: Johnny Depp

Wait... that wasn't Johnny Depp?! Huh. I could totally see him saying that...


It says it's someone named "John C Mayer". Never heard of him before now, but he does resemble Depp.
 
2012-05-03 01:53:15 AM  

fisker: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

Happens to me all the time.

What?


She's just looking to crowd-source some solutions.
 
2012-05-03 05:16:28 AM  

cman: [i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]

She dont need to be smart to suck dick.

And, from the videos I have seen, she does that quite rather well


If by "does that quite rather well" you mean "does that, yes, at one point, in a very mediocre fashion, but yes, technically does it", then you are exactly correct.
 
2012-05-03 05:18:06 AM  

nburghmatt: RoxtarRyan: nburghmatt: RoxtarRyan: To be fair, I, too, have sat with my legs crossed so long my penis fell asleep. Its sort of a... weird... feeling.

i would uncross my legs long before my penis fell asleep. how do you not notice that your penis is being squeezed?

It's not the squeezing of it that is the problem. It is like pinching a nerve or something that causes it to fall asleep. You've never had one of your feet fall asleep before?

yeah, if i was sleeping weird and slowing the blood in my leg. never happened to the penis though.


Yeah but you know how sometimes your penis can get wrapped around your leg while you sleep...

No? Is that only me?
 
2012-05-03 07:19:10 AM  
This is one of my personal favorites, from Scott Baio. (read the caption very very closely and then look back at the image)

cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-05-03 08:53:55 AM  
Just another reason to post thisLink.

/because there is nothing better then laughing at people who think they are important, then spew out absolute stupidity
 
2012-05-03 09:11:01 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Just another reason to post thisLink.

/because there is nothing better then laughing at people who think they are important, then spew out absolute stupidity


That Cher one had me in stitches.
 
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